socalfunplaces 345 Shen He practices smiling
345 Shen He practices smiling
Liyue, elf shop.
Su Cheng saw Shen He sweeping the floor as if he were turning on a fifth-speed electric fan. He was worthy of being a disciple of Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng.
Sweeping the floor is more elegant than ordinary people.
"Cough cough cough..."
The dust all over the store made Su Cheng cough.
Su Cheng had to stop immediately, "Miss Shen He, wait a moment, this is not how you sweep the floor."
There was no expression change on Shen He's flawless face, like a delicate ice sculpture, and his tone was cold, "Then what should we do?"
After practicing Taoism for many years, my character and temper have all been cultivated, and I appear to be very indifferent to matters other than spiritual practice.
Su Cheng taught her, "Our elf shop is open for business. We have to receive visiting customers, so we can't keep a straight face. Otherwise, others will think that we look down on customers."
Shen He had a bunch of question marks on his forehead and shook his head to express that he didn't understand.
The master has also had an iceberg face since he was a child, and his tone of voice has been devoid of any emotion. Being ruthless is the way to cultivate immortality.
Cultivation of all human emotions and six desires.
He became an immortal.
She has been cultivating for more than ten years, and most of her passions have been eradicated, except for the word "irritability" that cannot be eradicated.
Even though she usually looks like a quiet winter fairy, when she gets angry, even the dogs in the streets don't dare to pant loudly.
She once said something that can be called the aesthetics of violence, "As long as we kill all the people ranked higher than us, we will be number one."
Apart from being cold, dull, ignorant of the world, and a little violent, Shen He is still awesome.
In order to wait for the magical elf egg to be born, Su Cheng had already spent 1000 million molas in advance to buy a [nursing house].
Elves that are not adopted in the future can be placed there to help take care of them.
He can spend more time fishing in Liyue, instead of releasing and feeding all the elves every three days.
Shen He lacks emotions in his heart. In addition to not understanding emotions, he has little contact with human beings and sophistication.
Even the basic emotions and emotions are lost.
Su Cheng gestured to his face, "Come on, smile like a blooming flower."
Shen He frowned and watched Su Cheng's smile carefully.
She wanted to laugh, but she couldn't.
She didn't understand why the store manager could laugh so easily.
It was obviously just a simple action, but for her, it was as difficult as climbing to the sky.
Su Cheng also saw it. It was not that she didn't understand, but that she was unwilling. "It's very simple. Try to make yourself think about some happy things. For example, when you dream, you dream that you suddenly made tens of millions of dollars." .”
Shen He held the broom and didn't know why, "We as Taoists don't have a deep concept of money. Food, clothing, housing and transportation are nothing more than this."
Su Cheng asked, "Miss Shen He, can you tell me what task your master assigned you to do when you came down from the mountain this time?"
Shen He said calmly, "Master wants me to learn to live in Liyue."
Su Cheng nodded. Since it's life, it's all about being born and living. Everything else is just a cloud. "Then you have to learn to smile. If you stay like this all day long with no expression on your face, others will think you are cold and indifferent to others." Be kind and you will have friends.”
"I'll try my best," Shen He said.
"In this way, I have a good idea." Su Cheng found a pair of clean chopsticks, handed one to her, and bit the other in his mouth, "Look at me and follow me, bite the chopsticks lightly with your upper and lower front teeth. Keep the corners of your mouth aligned, and then raise the corners of your mouth slightly to keep them at the same level as the chopsticks."
Shen He followed suit.
Su Cheng glanced at her and tutted. This smile made people shudder.
Especially those pair of eyes like Persian sapphires, coupled with a frosty expression, and an unnatural smile that looked like a sneer, a chuckle, or a contemptuous smile.
despite this.
Su Cheng nodded anyway, "There is progress, that's it. Hey, by the way, lift your chest, raise your head, and raise the corners of your mouth as much as possible. You can also hold the corners of your mouth with both hands and push it up gently."
"I asked you to push the corners of your mouth, not to pull the corners of your mouth into a crescent shape."
"Again."
"Your muscles are too stiff. You need more practice. Here is the mirror. Practice in front of it. Try to relax your facial muscles and smile from the bottom of your heart. Get ready and go... Well, it's much better..."
Half an hour later.
Su Cheng said with satisfaction, "Yes, Miss Shen He, you already have the temperament that a handyman should have. The next step is to practice smiling in practice."
"Are you still facing the mirror?" Shen He asked.
Su Cheng shook his head, "Let's go shopping with me. When you meet people you know, greet them with a smile. Remember, you can't use violence wantonly. Every time you feel that you can't control it, just say to yourself, 'World It's so wonderful, but I'm so irritable, so, no, no, no,' recite it silently three times."
Shen He said again, "The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good."
"Yes, that's it."
Shen He asked in confusion, "Store manager, do you think I'm irritable?"
Su Cheng and Xerneas looked at each other awkwardly.
Xerneas: →_→ (understand for yourself)
Su Cheng thought for a moment, then changed the subject, "I'm teaching you how to deal with the world. Leave the rest alone. Then again, why are you obsessed with using violence to solve problems?"
"Other methods are too cumbersome."
Su Cheng raised his hand.
As expected of you.
You are my eldest sister in Jianghu.
"Living in Liyue, there are many rules to abide by. For example, if you have a dispute with a passerby, you cannot touch them, as this will attract the Qianyan Army."
"If the Qianyan Army comes, I will deal with them together."
"There are still seven stars behind Qianyan Army."
"Then I can solve it too."
"Behind the Seven Stars is the Rock King."
"Then I also..." Shen He stopped abruptly mid-sentence.
Su Cheng covered his forehead. This little girl's way of solving problems was really simple and crude.
"I made a three-point agreement with me. If you have a dispute with someone when you are out, don't immediately think of using violence to solve it. Think about three questions first. First, is he here to seek revenge? Second, will he hurt me? Third Third, does he have to be beaten by me? Think about these three questions, combined with what I said before, silently recite three times, 'The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, this is not good, not good.'"
Shen He thought silently for a moment and said calmly, "Okay, I'll remember it."
"Before we go out, let's do an experiment first." Su Cheng suddenly had a straight face and accused Shen He, making a face at the same time, "Shen He is a cruel, brainless and violent woman, a little, a little, a little, a little... "
It is precisely when anger arises in the heart that evil arises in the courage.
When Shen He saw the store manager being so provocative and insulting him, Shen He subconsciously showed his hand and was about to slap him.
She barely had time to think.
The wind in the palm makes a sound.