socalfunplaces Chapter 1079 How many bananas in exchange!
Chapter 1079 How many bananas in exchange!
Chapter 1079 How many bananas in exchange!
Wang Fan sighed: "Although the Philippines bought the FA-50 fighter plane with countless bananas, since it dared to offend us, according to the usual practice, we will get it for him. But we don't want this kind of rubbish fighter plane. It’s a waste of space! Just destroy it.”
"OK……"
"Wait, forget it, get it done, keep it, garbage fighters are also useful, after all, they bought so many bananas, we can't waste too much." Wang Fan remembered something, and spoke again.
"Understood, boss!"
Therefore, as soon as the FA-50 fighter entered HN Island, it flew towards the Wenchang launch center.
But as soon as it reached the corresponding airspace, all signals were completely lost.
The radar and navigation all failed, which made the pilot's face change drastically, and he quickly sent a distress signal to the headquarters.
Although the FA-50 fighters are indeed not advanced, they are all national treasures for the Philippines.
Whether it’s for “training, blockade, and disaster relief,” aerial cameras for area surveys, or even “addressing tensions with maritime neighbors,” it’s fine.
Of course, the most important thing is to perform flight demonstrations.
In a country like the Philippines, there is almost no air force, but air performances are absolutely indispensable!
But to make people desperate, the headquarters can't be contacted either.
"What should I do?" One couldn't help asking.
Another person sighed: "Forget it, let's make a forced landing, admit it!"
"Is this appropriate? This is China's airspace, and we invaded illegally, with monitoring and detection equipment."
"So what if it's not suitable? It's better than being shot dead by them!"
"Okay, I'll make an emergency landing."
But soon, the driver was completely forced, with a struggling face.
"What's wrong?" Another person couldn't help asking.
"It's completely out of order, even a forced landing is impossible!"
"Uh...how did this happen?"
"Look at the instrument!"
"This... this... is completely out of order, why is it still reversed? There is a problem with the magnetic field in this area, and we are in trouble. Can you skydive?"
"Let me try!"
"Skydiving doesn't work either..."
"It's over!"
Finally, in the near despair of the two, the entire plane landed slowly and finally landed on the periphery of Wenchang Launch Center.
"Great, we're not dead."
"What a fart, look what that is!"
Looking out the window at the policemen with live ammunition, the two of them were completely stupid.
In the end, the two were taken away by the police, and after some interrogation, they were treated as international spies.
As for the two FA-50 fighters, they were completely taken over by Wang Fan.
Of course, Wang Fan himself is too lazy to use this kind of rubbish.
But if it is used as a means of transportation within the mortal technology, it would be really good.
After all, he had Big Bird One, so he went there.
But others have nothing.
Well, at this year's annual meeting, I will reward the person with the most outstanding performance with an FA-50 fighter, but only the right to use it!
For such a result, the face of the Philippines changed drastically.
This is what he spent a lot of money on.
One plane costs nearly [-] million Huaxia coins, and two planes cost nearly [-] million Huaxia coins!
How many bananas do you have to sell to get it back?
But now, it suddenly disappeared!
This makes the Philippines completely unacceptable.
As for negotiating with Huaxia, this is even more impossible.
Not to mention, it is their fault to illegally invade the airspace of other countries, even if they are directly shot down by Huaxia, it is a matter of course.
What's more, they have other goals and plans?
Therefore, in the current Huaxia, it would be good not to trouble them. As for the plane, they definitely don't even think about it.
It's just that they have suffered such a big loss, if they just admit it like this, it will be difficult for them to accept it.
After much deliberation, the Philippines believes that everything is the work of the US government.
Without their instigation, the Philippines would not have been so reckless to investigate the Wenchang launch center, invade China's airspace, and troubleshoot mortal technology.
Even the Philippines believes that the United States has long anticipated such an encounter, so it uses them as weapons.
To put it bluntly, this behavior is a trick set by the United States for the Philippines!
This made the Philippines very angry.
President Duterte, who was already irritable, even called *** directly: "***, our FA-50 fighter jet has gone to the Wenchang launch center!"
"Oh? Go? What's the result?" *** asked with a smile, although she had already guessed everything.
"What do you mean? Lost contact directly! Completely lost contact." Duterte said angrily: "Until now, our fighter planes and pilots have all been missing."
"How did this happen? It's really sad news, Mr. Duter, and I regret it." *** said solemnly, with a sympathetic expression.
Duterte couldn't help but want to scold her, you guys are really hypocritical!
"President ***, I think this matter, do you want to explain it? Did you know this result a long time ago and deliberately deceive us?" Duterte got straight to the point, no longer vague.
*** smiled: "Mr. Duter, what are you kidding. We are allies, how could we treat you like this!"
"Impossible? Then why don't you go to investigate the Wenchang launch center and insist on us?" Duter asked coldly.
"This..." *** hesitated a little, and said with a smile: "You know, our relationship with Huaxia has always been bad, and they are both big countries. Once we act like this, it will easily lead to very serious consequences."
"You mean, a small country should be thundered and used as a gun?" Duterte couldn't help but get angry, wishing to destroy the United States immediately, and then beat him up.
But he also knew that this was impossible and unrealistic.
There are no weak friends in a small country, and it has been like this since ancient times.
"Mr. Duter, calm down, really, calm down. I think it's just a misunderstanding. For the misunderstanding, things are definitely not what you think!"
***road.
Duterte sighed: "It's hard for us to trust you anymore, but you must be responsible for the FA-50 fighter jet. You know, how many bananas did we get in the Philippines?"
"Uh... this..." *** Hearing this, she was a little hard to answer.
People have already talked about this, and they all say it is so pitiful. If he refuses decisively, it is indeed inappropriate.
What's more, this matter is originally their fault in the United States, and they can't do without it.
Finally, *** sighed: "Forget it, we will give you an explanation for this matter, just wait!"
"I hope you keep your word, otherwise, we don't mind going to Huaxia to discuss it. I believe that Huaxia, who has always been generous, will not be stingy with our banana money!"
Duterte replied that the threat in his words has not been concealed.
(End of this chapter)