socalfunplaces Chapter 387 I don’t know why, but I always feel that nothing I do now can restore even a little bit
Chapter 387 I don’t know why, but I always feel that nothing I do now can restore even a little bit
Zhang Xiaojiong pressed down Feng Baobao's hand that was holding the kitchen knife. Well, the kitchen knife was rubbed with red oil for maintenance today, so it looked like it had been soaked in chili oil overnight.
Zhang Xiaojiong smirked: "Baby, this is rude."
Let’s talk about it in secret, don’t say it in public!!
Feng Baobao did not refute Zhang Xiaojiong. She smiled obediently and then corrected: "Yeah, that's Xiao Mao Mao, the little dog Wu raised."
Li Cu came over to say hello, and when he heard this newly-minted nickname, he couldn't help but stumble and almost fell.
Yang Hao helped Li Cu up and touched Li Cu's head in a mean way: "Huluhuulumao, don't be scared, our little Maomao hahahahahaha——"
Feng Baobao's eyes lit up, as if he had found some irrefutable evidence: "See, I told you he is Xiao Maomao."
Li Cu stubbornly argued for himself: "I am not Xiao Mao Mao, I am an adult, I am Li Cu!!"
Su Wan looked at his best friend who had almost lost his name, and was too weak to speak. Huaerye said, when you come here, be careful with what you say and do! !
Just then, the Cullen family came. Edward saw Feng Baobao and the two greeted each other in a friendly manner. After all, they were real dining partners.
The friendship between dining partners cannot be questioned!!
This was the first time Edward met Li Cu, but that didn't stop him from coming to the conclusion on the matter. Vampires are good at this! !
No rebuttal accepted!!
"Wu Xie still calls Wu Xiaogou!"
"So, you can call me Wu Xiaomao!!"
Feng Baobao clapped her hands loudly: "Edward, awesome!!"
Edward raised his head and chest: "The certificate of completion is not obtained for nothing!!"
From then on, Li Cu was devastated to find that this group of people never called him Li Cu again, but called him Wu Xiaomao!!
One day, Su Wandu even accidentally called out those three words, Wu Xiaomao! !
Later, Wu Xiaogou comforted Li Cu: "Look, my ID card says Wuxie, but they all call me Wu Xiaogou, and Xiaoge too, but his ID card says Zhang Wei."
"When you go out, your identity is ready-made. You don't need to make it up. If you want to be Li Cu, then you are Li Cu."
"You want to be Wu Xiaomao, then you are Wu Xiaomao!"
Li Cu thought silently for a long time. He looked up at Wu Xiaogou and said, "So, this is the reason why you have intermittent schizophrenia and become a mental patient?"
Wu Xiaogou grabbed a gun and fired a volley of shots: "Wu Xiaomao! If you don't beat him up within three days, he will tear the roof off the house!"
But the agile Li Cu dodged them all.
Li Cu stuck out his tongue: "Lululu, Wu Xiaogou can't beat me!!" He studied hard and practiced diligently, and one day he would succeed!!!
Wu Xiaogou showed his signature dog-teasing gesture: "Suck it—"
It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.
Don’t mention it, the chairman liked to tease him like this in the beginning, now Wu Xiaogou will also have a day to tease Xiao Maomao himself!!
So cool! !
Li Cu: ... ... I don't know why, but I always feel that nothing I do now can restore even a little dignity!!!
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After entering the venue, everyone was given a new employee manual.
Well, it’s about the ups and downs that the two protagonists of this wedding went through together. There is not only a comic version, a text version, but also an animation version, and even precious video footage.
Well, let me take this opportunity to promote the 19,000-yuan tomb-raiding puzzle game series.
So the scene was full of joy, everyone was watching these things, eating melon seeds while watching Wu Xiaogou fall flat on the ground on the screen...
Even when Wu Xiaogou walked onto the stage, he felt that the guests were staring at him with their eyes wide open, as if they were expecting something to happen.
At the table near the main counter, someone who was not afraid of death muttered out his true thoughts in a low voice: "Fall on the ground! Fall on the ground!"
Wu Xiaogou: ... Believe it or not, he released the dog on the spot! ! He will bite you guys to death for watching the fun! !
However, Wu Xiaogou doesn’t have so many things. It’s not easy to get to this point. It’s not easy in all kinds of ways, just take what happened just now as an example.
If he really asked his grandfather to rap again, he would be afraid that the old man would fake his death on the spot.
After the two exchanged rings, the cannons on the stage fired, and only the sounds of explosions were heard, the stage was filled with smoke, and then the two living people disappeared.
Only Zhang Qiyuan knew that this was not a script, these two really ran away!!
Eloped at this critical moment!!
When I was reciting the vows, I burst into tears, but then I asked you to hold hands and do a passionate dance, and I didn't want to do that!!
As the host, Zhang Qiyuan could only go up to clean up the mess: "Come on, Wu Xiaomao, Wu Xiaogou is not here, you come up and perform a show to entertain everyone!!"
Li Cu didn't dare to challenge the chairman, so he went on stage hesitantly and performed a head-turning skill confidently.
After the performance, Li Cu felt a little dizzy. After all, these bricks were really hard! !
"Then I hope that Wu Xiaogou will have a happy marriage and a son soon!!!"
Someone in the audience started to make a noise: "Give Wu Xiaomao a second child!!"
"Three babies!!"
"Ether Three Treasures!!"
"Bullshit! Eighteen treasures in one fetus!"
"Puppy Wu will always be eighteen years old!!"
“This is good!!”
……
Wu Xiaomao, bah, it was Li Cu, he grinned, very good, this is the best wish, he believes Wu Xiaogou will like it!!
In fact, the first version of the wedding would have been more entertaining, but Zhang Qilin rejected it.
In the first version, he and Wu Xiaogou not only had to jump out of a plane, but also had to spin and jump in the air, scatter flower petals, have hundreds of birds come to congratulate them, and then the two of them kissed.
After landing, they will gaze at each other affectionately in the sea of flowers...
Uh, forget it! Forget it!!
In the second edition, Ocean Legend, Zhang Qiyuan proposed that the mermaids and killer whales should bring Wu Xiaogou to shore from the sea...
We even found the accompaniment: humpback whales, mermaids, dragons roaring, killer whales whimpering...
But Wu Xiaogou refused this ocean legend on the grounds that he was water-sick and could stun killer whales! !
In the third version, in order to prevent Zhang Qiyuan from continuing to use his imagination, Zhang Qilin and Wu Xiaogou took the initiative to leave more room for the wedding. They quickly completed the process and left the rest to this group of people to have a party.
As the protagonists of the wedding, they actually didn’t want to hold this wedding at all!!
For them, long-term companionship is the most lasting confession of love.
The two protagonists who eloped were afraid to go home, so they discussed it and made a hasty decision. They planned to kidnap someone randomly, bah, by stopping a car driver.
Just keep driving towards the edge of the city...
We stopped along the way, stopped to watch when we saw something interesting, stopped to admire the beautiful scenery, and got off the bus to eat when we smelled delicious food...
Finally, they parked the car at the foot of a mountain. Feeling the feng shui here was unique, they were intrigued and decided to go deeper into the mountains.
There is a village on the hillside of the valley. The village is sparsely populated and very secluded.
But the scenery is very beautiful. The six waterfalls alone are so beautiful that they are breathtaking.
Therefore, it is spring-like here all year round and it rains a lot all year round.