I have a lot of vests in Genshin Impact

Chapter 144 Light Novel

After Ying and the others left, Bo Chang was left alone on the battlefield to clean up the mess.

The sunlight shone through the clouds, shining on him, covering him with a layer of golden glow.

He bent down and picked up a light novel on the ground. The pattern on the cover seemed to be newly printed, but the story contained in it could still be seen.

The above content is roughly about the protagonist slapping his mother-in-law in the face, then leaving with a crooked mouth and the engagement is cancelled.

"I didn't expect that there is also a 'Crooked-Mouth Dragon King' in this world." Bo Chang smiled slightly, and he couldn't help but develop a strong interest in this light novel.

He continued to flip through the pages of the book. The familiar lines made Bo Chang feel shocked and wanted to laugh.

"Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Don't look down on the young and poor!" Bo Chang whispered.

Nanzhu: Lu Zhu, don’t be like this.

Lu Zhu: Just hug me for a moment.

Lu Zhu: Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Just then, Yu Fu walked in with a smile on her face.

When she saw the light novel in Bo Chang's hand, her smile froze.

She felt nervous, afraid that Bo Chang would discover the secret.

"Whose subordinate wrote this light novel?" Bo Chang muttered to himself.

"You..." Yu Fu opened her mouth and saw Bo Chang holding her light novel and reading it. She panicked and hurried forward to snatch the light novel from Bo Chang's hand.

"What's wrong?" Bo Chang looked at Yu Fu in confusion and asked.

"Nothing...nothing...what did you see?" Yu Fu hid the light novel behind him and asked Bo Chang carefully.

"Send the bedtime story..." Bo Chang didn't understand why Yu Fu reacted so strongly. He just felt that this light novel seemed a little special, making people want to continue reading.

"That's good, that's good." Yu Fu breathed a sigh of relief, touched his chest that was as vast as a grassland, and secretly thanked God that his secret had not been discovered.

"It's getting late, I'm a little tired so I'll take a rest first." With that, Bo Chang lay down on the bed and fell asleep. His breathing became steady.

Yu Fu looked at the sun hanging high outside the window and couldn't help falling into deep thought.

She walked to the bedside, reached out to feel Bo Chang's breath, and confirmed that he was asleep, "He's not dead yet."

Then, she gently placed the light novel beside the bed and turned inside.

"What are you doing?" Bo Chang suddenly opened his eyes and asked. He just closed his eyes. What is this girl doing?

"...Hold me." Yu Fu buried his head in Bo Chang's chest. Apart from the sound of his heartbeat, he felt like he was lying on the wall.

"You look so weird today." Bo Chang thought Yu Fu was hiding something from him and hugged him.

"..."

"..."

They were both silent, with only the chirping of insects echoing outside the house.

Yu Fu stood up, revealing his red forehead that was pressed down, looking a little confused.

"This light novel is a lie. It's not comfortable at all." He said with a sigh of relief.

"Light novel?" Bo Chang looked at the light novel on the bedside, "What's written on it?"

"Nothing...nothing...Nanzhu just felt like she was trapped in the narrow space of the Wuxiang Blade, and felt the numbing sensation of the lightning element in her body." Yu Fu described the content of the novel, but was unwilling to let Bo Chang read it himself.

"Is there something in there that I can't see?" Bo Chang asked doubtfully.

"You...don't worry about it. Don't go looking for this book to read." Yu Fu pouted and said coquettishly.

"Although I don't understand, I won't ask any more questions since you said so." Bo Chang's words revealed a helpless compromise. He lay back, ready to immerse himself in the tranquility of dreams again.

However, Yu Fu did not give him this opportunity and used alchemy in a burst of strong light.

She quietly got into the bed and hugged Bo Chang's head again.

"What are you doing again?" There was a hint of confusion in Bo Chang's voice.

"How does it feel?" Yu Fu didn't seem to care about Bo Chang's reaction. She just asked with a smile.

"It feels like I have entered the narrow space of the Wuxiang Blade. It's hard to breathe. I'm going to die, I'm dead." Bo Chang couldn't help but let out a groan. He felt his consciousness beginning to blur, as if he was being swallowed by a powerful force.

"Stop making trouble. Are you feeling comfortable?" Seeing this, Yu Fu let go of Bo Chang's head and asked with concern.

"No feeling." Bo Chang shook his head.

"How could this be... Is there something wrong with the alchemy?" Yu Fu racked her brains to find the answer, an anxious expression on her face.

At this moment, Bo Chang's voice came from behind again, "Okay, please go to bed." There was a hint of majesty in that voice, yet it was extremely gentle, making people unable to help but fall into it.

When Yu Fu turned his head, he was wrapped by two things that he couldn't look at directly, and then he was swept over by an inexplicable drowsiness.

"I can still fulfill this little wish." Bo Chang said to himself with a smile. He stretched out his hand and gently stroked Yu Fu's back, as if to comfort him.

Yu Fu felt a warm current coming from Bo Chang's hand on her back, and her body involuntarily shrank.

Bo Chang didn't say anything. He just smiled and nodded, then slowly closed his eyes.

The next day, when Yu Fu got up, Bo Chang was no longer there.

"Um...where's the person?" He rubbed his eyes and groped around on the bed.

"Hmm?" He took out a small piece of paper in a daze, on which was written "Grand Bazaar".

Yu Fu came to the Grand Bazaar to look for Bo Chang, only to hear a corner that was very noisy.

"I don't agree! You are not the king of cold jokes!" Bo Chang was seen wearing Pado's crystal and pointing at Seno.

"What?!" Seno slammed the table, stood up suddenly and looked at Bochang.

"Then let me ask you, what should you do if you feel cold?" Bo Chang asked.

"You should wear more clothes."

"No! You should hide in the corner! Because the corner is ninety degrees!"

Seno was so shocked by the answer that he took two steps back. Tinari quickly stepped forward and supported him.

“How…how is this possible!”

Bo Chang followed up with the next sentence, "What is it like when the Hillock people chase the travelers?"

Without giving Seno a chance to answer, he said, "The answer is! Bingbingren!"

"Do you know why Xumi's bathroom is so noisy? Because Seno is talking while taking a dump!"

"Inazuma's Yaeko Omiyaji needs to go to Sumeru. How did she get here?"

"How did it come about!" Senuo seemed to have found a soulmate. He sat in his seat and listened obediently to Bo Chang's words "The Cold Winter Has Come".

"We came here by boat, because the Son of God is the Son of God!"

There was a thunder in Seno's heart, and he was shocked to the point of losing his focus.

"I admit that you call me the king of bad jokes, but I won't give up. I will definitely come up with a joke funnier than yours."