American comics: What kind of evil intentions could Batman have?

Chapter 1132 May Death Be Like a Kiss, The Laughing Bat

Chapter 1132 May Death Be Like a Kiss, The Laughing Bat

The laughing bat laughed.

After being robbed of his smile by Batman: Dragon, he no longer finds it easy to laugh.

But now that he can laugh, is that a good thing? Or is it still part of Batman Dragon's plan, just a prelude to falling into an even deeper abyss?

Never mind, none of that matters.

As the saying goes, "One toothbrush for a thousand teeth," or another saying goes, "To have a clean and healthy smile!" Oh, at least four out of five dentists recommend this saying. I am the laughing bat, and I am always unique.

I am now located in the deepest part of the world furnace of the DC multiverse, at the center of the world I love and hate the most.

As for this ridiculously themed death trap? The Dawn Lantern? The Hanged Man?

This isn't even worth a laugh from me.

I'm going to find someone, a fearless and ignorant Batman, but not Bruce.

He might very well be trying to build a bicycle that can leave the multiverse, or wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm with idiots"—

Clearly, this "idiot" refers to Dr. Manhattan, who loves to conduct experiments for fun and then commit suicide.

"Then I'll make you bleed from head to toe, and you'll hear that incessant screaming."

"That's what the Bat of Laughter said."

As the Dawn Lantern raised its hand, the Hanged Man behind it instantly followed suit, and then countless streams of slime appeared out of thin air, directly binding the Batman Who Laughs's movements.

"Ah, look at this. No fangs, no fire, no chainsaws, it's like a gooey dessert."

The slime gurgled incessantly, climbing from his feet up to his head. The laughing bat struggled symbolically a few times, but did not slow the slime's advance.

The slime eventually covered his head, but strangely, the Bat of Laughter's voice did not disappear as his entire body was enveloped.

"Come on, old friend. You see, we're truly open with each other. We share our darkest, deepest little secrets. You've shown me what it feels like to feel hopelessness and fear at the same time, the despair of being defeated and captured, the despair of being trapped again and again."

There's no deeper friendship than this.

Let's correct this small oversight.

I'll make some funny faces, kiss some cheeks, and dance away the night in six feet of blood. If you're lucky, I swear I'll bring you a little piece of melancholy and suspicious cake.

There was no response from the other side.

The Dawn Lantern and the Hanged Man stared expressionlessly at the Laughing Bat.

"Come on, old friend, I know you've been watching secretly. At least give me some response, okay?"

The Bat Who Laughs opened his hands, and the next second, he suddenly lost consciousness.

When the Batman Who Laughs woke up, he found himself on a soft pink sofa.

He tried to spread his legs, and then he found that his limbs were fixed to the chair by some kind of magic.

"Oh, is that necessary?"

He complained like that, and then he heard that voice.

"It's absolutely necessary. In fact, I've already taken a huge risk just to get your mouth moving."

The Batman Who Laughs turned his head to the side and saw Batman Dragon Chen Tao walking over, accompanied by seven or eight phantoms of some kind of cartoon animal.

"Oh, your mental state is really terrible," commented the Bat of Laughter.

He looked at the hopping little creatures; these things didn't actually exist, they were just the magical creations of Batman's dragon fantasy.

The Batman Who Laughs shook his head repeatedly as he looked at the bipedal animals and tiny things like teacup heads: "You must be crazy, Batman Dragon."

"When I was a little boy, I really loved these cartoon characters. Isn't that true for everyone? They are genuine entertainers for the masses."

"Oh, I was saying, Batman: Dragon, are you listening?"

"We think you'll find this place full of laughter." The Batman Who Laughs saw Batman Dragon slightly raise a hand, and immediately a small, transparent, ghost-like bird landed on his wrist.

The hopping mice and Cuphead characters danced hand in hand around his feet, making Batman the Dragon look like a Disney princess, but his vicious smile made him look so sinister and terrifying.

"I've always wanted to be a warrior wearing beautiful, shiny armor. I've also always wanted a perfect, fairytale ending after a romantic and grand adventure."

"Look, I'll be the perfect protagonist in this story, but didn't you know? Not all old fairy tales adapted into animated films are so cute and innocent. Let's dance, raise our glasses, and have a toast! If you're unhappy, we'll cheer you up!"

The Batman Who Laughs was in a terrible mood. He had been certain that Batman Dragon wouldn't kill him, but now, seeing the other man in this erratic state...

This made him a little uncertain.

"They are like life, real life. They are cruel, cold-blooded, honest, full of glory and pain, but sooner or later, someone will be beheaded by me. Because this place, my friend, is where your corpse lies!"

The Laughing Bat turned his head and saw Dawn Lantern standing behind him, holding an axe. The Laughing Bat recognized that the axe was undoubtedly made of N metal. If Dawn Lantern were to use this axe to decapitate the Laughing Bat, even the Laughing Bat's X metal body would not be able to save his life.

The Batman Who Laughs knows that he is now at the center of the DC multiverse, having replaced Superman. If Batman Dragon kills him, then the center of the DC multiverse will be vacant.

But Batman Dragon, what makes you think you're the only one who can succeed as the center of the DC multiverse?

You and I both know deep down that what you've done isn't heroic. How can you be sure that if you kill the Man who laughs, you'll gain recognition from the DC multiverse and become the center of the world?

"You expect me to beg, Bat?" the maniacal laugh continued. "You don't need to. Why gamble?"

"Sorry, Batman Who Laughs, I know what you're trying to say: team up with me, right? But I'd rather have someone else become the core of the DC multiverse and then work with them than with you."

"I'm not letting you go this time, and I guarantee there's no way to escape. This is the final death trap—Pudding."

F

The Batman Who Laughs heard Batman Dragon say, "May death be like a kiss."