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"There really isn't a single star left. The problem that has plagued us for two thousand years has finally been solved." One of the guardians cried.
The world of Death Note
"……Ah."
"interesting."
"It's a very clever, textbook-worthy, and perfect sophistry of shifting the goalposts."
"The guardian's initial question was, 'How many stars are there in the sky?'"
"This is a philosophical question posed in the context of 'night,' which is almost 'infinite,' fundamentally unanswerable."
"And that character named Pleasant Goat cleverly utilized the transition between 'day' and 'night', two different time dimensions."
"This philosophical question of 'infinity' has been transformed into a simple, purely mathematical question with a 'zero' answer in this entirely new context of 'daytime'."
"Thus, they perfectly took advantage of the opponent's rules, which, although powerful, were incredibly stupid and rigid, and achieved their ultimate goal without shedding a drop of blood."
Light Yagami's face revealed a genuine, heartfelt appreciation for Pleasant Goat, a man of exceptional intelligence who could easily manipulate the rules, a match made in heaven.
"very smart."
"She is indeed very smart."
"……Um."
"It is indeed a very smart and most effective approach."
L, standing to the side, placed a sugar cube into his black tea with his eccentric posture, speaking in a calm tone devoid of any emotion, as if stating the simplest of facts.
"Those two guardians, who are like stone statues, may possess extremely powerful strength."
"But their way of thinking is extremely linear, black-and-white, and completely inflexible."
"They couldn't understand the literary, vague, metaphorical answer, 'There are as many stars in the sky as there are grains of sand on the ground.'"
"They can only verify it in the most foolish, yet most honest way: by counting the sand."
"And Pleasant Goat very accurately seized on this huge, irreparable flaw in their thinking."
"He didn't argue with them about the stupidity of the 'rules' themselves."
"Instead, within the absurd framework of the rules they set up, they found the only perfect 'answer' that could convince them to willingly and voluntarily abandon this foolish behavior."
Zero stars.
"It's really... beautiful."
L revealed the unique, calm expression of a top detective when he saw a perfect solution that was full of wisdom and skill—a expression brimming with admiration and a hint of pleasure.
"As a token of our gratitude, we will send you back using the fastest transportation available."
[A guardian laughed.]
Then he grabbed a pyramid.
Below is a magic carpet.
[With the help of this magic carpet.]
[Grey Wolf and Pleasant Goat quickly returned to the Green Green Grassland.]
[Then the scene shifts.]
[Inside the amusement park.]
The lizard plans to use a remote control to operate the weight.
[Eliminate all of Red Wolf and the others who fell into the cave.]
At the crucial moment, Grey Wolf appeared just in time.
They started fighting.
They even snatched the remote control from his hand.
"Grey Wolf!!!"
Just then, the seven hungry wolves surrounded Grey Wolf.
Then they beat him severely.
[“Uncle, Second Uncle, Second Uncle, Third Uncle, Cousin, we are all of the same blood, why are you fighting each other so fiercely! Let me go, and I'll tell you a huge secret!” Grey Wolf begged for mercy.]
"A huge secret?"
Upon hearing this, the seven hungry wolves became interested.
[Then, Grey Wolf took out the totem from his hand.]
[Then it was handed to my cousin.]
My cousin opened the totem and examined it carefully: "What kind of secret is this?"
[Grey Wolf: "Cousin, look at the dots on this totem, don't they look a lot like the hole not far away?"]
[I heard what he said.]
The seven hungry wolves approached the cave entrance with the totem in hand: "It does look somewhat like it, but what exactly is this secret? I still don't understand."
Suddenly, Grey Wolf charged at them, shouting, "The secret is! You're all doomed!"
[The words were finished.]
[Grey Wolf kicked all seven hungry wolves into the hole.]
Then he picked up the remote control from the ground.
The plan is to plug the hole with a 10,000-ton weight.
After doing all this, he stomped on the remote control and broke it.
"Hmph, this is what happens when you offend this great king!"
[Grey Wolf put his hands on his hips and said smugly.]
Just as he was about to turn and leave...
[Suddenly, Red Wolf's voice came from the cave behind them: "Honey! Where are you?"]
"Wife?"
Grey Wolf was stunned.
He turned his head and saw it.
The massive weight has begun to descend.
Grey Wolf glanced at it.
The massive, 10,000-ton weight, which was plummeting downwards, panicked instantly.
The world of Fruit Warriors
"Wow."
"Oh no."
"That...that remote control that can control the weight was broken by Grey Wolf himself."
"But...but his beautiful wife, Red Wolf, and his adorable son, Little Grey, are still at the bottom of that big pit."
"That huge, huge, huge weight is about to fall."
Lu Xiaoguo looked at the sky, her expression filled with extreme panic and anxiety.
"hateful."
"The remote control has been completely destroyed, so there is no way to stop the weight from falling from the outside."
Cheng Liuxiang's face was also filled with solemnity and helplessness.
"Moreover, the scale weight, according to the sky, weighs at least ten thousand tons."
"Even if our most powerful Fruit Warrior were here, this weight would be enough."
"It's absolutely impossible to lift it up again in such a short time."
"It's over..."
...
The world of Under One Person
"...10,000 tons..."
"A 10,000-ton weight..."
"Fuck this fucking..."
"If it were hit solidly from that height, let alone a person, it would be dead."
"Even a small mountain made of the most solid granite would be completely flattened on the spot, right?"
"Everyone in that huge pit..."
"It's over."
It's completely over.
Zhang Chulan revealed an expression filled with shock and a hint of reluctance.
"……Yes."
"This is no longer a disaster that can be resolved by any 'qi' or 'technique'."
Wang Ye's face also revealed an extremely rare and solemn expression.
"A weight of ten thousand tons falling freely from a great height." (Okay)
"What it ultimately produces is a pure, absolute force that cannot be reversed by any skill or trick."
"Everyone in that deep pit, including the sheep and the wolf."
"Death is certain."
"There is absolutely no possibility of survival whatsoever."
He knew that in the face of absolute, overwhelming power, any schemes and struggles would become meaningless.
...
The world of My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected
"……Eh?"
"how come……"
"how could this be?"
"That Mr. Grey Wolf, he... he just wanted to teach those despicable, wicked relatives who betrayed him a lesson..."
"How...how could he have accidentally trapped his beloved wife and children in that huge, soon-to-be-sealed pit as well?"
"No……"
Yui Yuigahama looked at the sky, her expression filled with disbelief and extreme sadness.
"……ha."
"It's a truly malicious, perfect, and extreme form of black humor."
"He used all his wisdom and courage to successfully avenge those 'enemies' who betrayed him."
"But at the same time, in the same irreversible way, they also sent their most cherished and only 'family members' to a deadly situation."
"Is he...is he really going to end up like this because of a fatal mistake full of unexpected events?"
"And did he personally and completely kill his beloved wife?"
On Hachiman Hikigaya's face was an expression filled with a deep sense of powerlessness, a mockery of fate, a cruel tragedy.
"...Fate really does like to play cruel jokes on people that are not funny at all."
Yukino Yukinoshita, standing to the side, also wore a cold expression filled with reluctance.