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"But look, the time in the celestial projection has clearly jumped from the daytime when Bald Qiang was being chased to this quiet night."
"So much time has passed."
"The two real kidnappers were still driving the most conspicuous police car, wandering around the forest like headless flies, and even complaining that the navigation was not working properly."
"And what about the chief inspector who should have been furious?"
"He, and the dozens of police cars he called for backup, seem to have... completely evaporated from this story, vanished..."
"This is very unusual."
Hachiman Hikigaya also gave a signature deadpan expression full of suspicion.
Yes.
"So much time has passed, and it seems that the chief inspector hasn't taken any action at all?"
"Could it be...could it be that he was punched too hard by that bastard before?"
"Now, he's still lying alone on the roadside in that small town, unconscious?"
"Or...or worse..."
"Could it be that he was also secretly kidnapped by those two bastards who drove his car and hidden somewhere?"
Yui Yuigahama wore an expression filled with worry and fear, and she had already begun to imagine all sorts of worst-case scenarios.
The big monkey sitting next to him took out a pair of binoculars. Soon, he spotted a small, solitary wooden house in the distance, with smoke rising from its chimney. He patted Er Gou on the shoulder and said, "Er Gou, look over there!"
[Ergou glanced at it.]
A smug smile immediately spread across his face: "Hehe, finally found you! Bald Qiang, you can't escape now."
He floored the gas pedal and drove the poor police car recklessly down the hillside.
[In the small cabin on the other side.]
[Big Bear is laboriously boiling water in a huge iron pot, while Little Bear is clumsily cooking noodles on the other side.]
[Bald Qiang shouted anxiously, "Big Bear, hurry up and bring the water!"]
[Bear Big, carrying a basin of boiling water, ran over cautiously: "Coming, coming."]
[Bald Qiang quickly used a towel to cool Dudu down, then shouted, "Quick, go get another basin of cold water."]
Xiong Da immediately replied, "Okay."
[Bald Qiang shouted towards the outside again, "Xiong Er, where's my noodles? The patient needs to eat something to have the strength."]
Xiong Er replied, "Soon, soon."
[A moment later.]
The sneaky Er Gou and Da Ma Hou finally arrived at the door of the cabin.
Inside the house, Bald Qiang shouted again, "Xiong Er, is the noodle soup ready yet?"
Meanwhile, outside, Xiong Er was secretly eating a bowl of noodles, mumbling between bites, "Delicious. So delicious."
The World of Crayon Shin-chan
"Wow~"
"Look, look!"
"That chubby bear, it...it's actually cooking noodles!"
"He can even eat noodles with chopsticks by himself."
"Wow, that's amazing!"
Shin-chan looked at Xiong Er on the sky, who was holding a bowl and slurping noodles, and showed an expression full of pure, heartfelt admiration and surprise.
"Seriously, Shin-chan."
"Is now the time to talk about this?"
"The important thing is, that bear, it was actually stealing food."
"The noodles were clearly cooked for that sick little girl, but it secretly ate them outside."
"What a lazy, irresponsible bear!"
Misae wore an expression full of "housewife-like" anger; she couldn't stand this kind of behavior of stealing other people's food.
"Come on, Misae, don't be so angry."
"Look at that bear, it's eating so deliciously."
"Maybe he just wanted to taste it before serving it to the little girl to see if it was too salty."
“My junior colleagues often use this excuse to steal my lunchbox.”
As Hiroshi drank his beer, he wore an expression that conveyed the bitterness of a seasoned adult.
"But then again."
"Those two bad guys have already found Mr. Bald Qiang's house."
Inside the house, there was only Bald Qiang, who was busy taking care of the patient, and a bear that was boiling water.
"And the bear that was the strongest and was supposed to be in charge of cooking noodles was slacking off outside."
"Now...they're in real danger."
Hiroshi's face once again showed an expression full of worry.
...
The World of Boonie Bears - Bear Cave
"...Xiong Er."
Xiong Da slowly called out to his younger brother, who was watching the real world with the same great interest, in a cold and murderous tone.
"Hey? Big Bear, what's wrong?"
Xiong Er was completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem. It turned its head innocently, revealing a naive expression.
"boom."
A crisp yet deep, resounding bang.
Xiong Da's furious iron fist slammed heavily onto Xiong Er's furry, innocent head.
"Ouch."
"Big Bear, why did you hit me?"
Xiong Er covered his head, revealing an expression that was both aggrieved and innocent.
"I'm hitting you because you're such a useless, lazy, and incompetent idiot who always messes things up when it matters."
Chapter 41: A bicycle was converted into a flying machine. The Chief Superintendent of Police exclaimed: "What a terrifying inventor!"
Seeing that he didn't respond, Bald Qiang raised his voice and roared angrily, "Xiong Er! Is my noodles ready yet?"
"Here I am, here I am!"
[Bear Two was startled and quickly put the remaining noodles into a large bowl.]
Then, Bald Qiang glanced at Xiong Da, who was standing blankly at the door, and urged, "What are you still spacing out for? Go check where Xiong Er went!"
【"good."】
[Bear Big immediately turned around and rushed out.]
As it turned out, he bumped right into Xiong Er, who was carrying a bowl of noodles and about to come in.
The scalding bowl of noodles flew into the air in an instant, then landed precisely on Xiong Er's large, furry face.
"Ouch! It's so hot!"
[Bear Two screamed in pain from the burn, clutching his face and frantically spinning around in place.]
Then, like a headless fly, he rushed out of the house.
[It bumped right into the large monkey that had just reached the doorway, sending him flying.]
Er Gou, who was standing to the side, was also kicked to the ground by his huge foot.
Finally, Xiong Er crashed heavily into Bald Qiang's dilapidated pickup truck and passed out completely.
Er Gou shook his dizzy head, got up from the ground, and asked, "Big Monkey, are you alright?"
Then, he noticed Xiong Er lying on the ground with noodles covering his face: "What's this?"
But when he saw the familiar, furry face, his expression changed drastically: "A dog...a bear? Help! There's a bear! Help!"
He quickly pulled up the large monkey, who was also dazed and confused from the fall, and ran away in a panic.
The world of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
“…Haha.”
"It's really... there's never a moment's peace."
"It was just cooking a bowl of noodles, but it turned into a small-scale war."
Looking at the chaotic and unexpected scene on the sky, Xiaolin revealed an expression full of exhaustion and helplessness, yet also a sense that it all seemed perfectly natural.
"However, this development was completely unexpected."
"That guy named Xiong Er actually used a method that was arguably the most foolish, but also the most effective and unexpected, to scare away those two really bad guys."
She wore a helpless expression that said, "Although the process was absurd, the result was good."
"That's amazing, Kobayashi."
Did you see that?
"That Mr. Xiong Er first used a 'facial hot oil disguise attack' on himself to confuse the enemy."
"Then, he immediately launched the 'Indiscriminate Chaos Charge' and completely crushed the two enemies in just a few seconds."
"This must be some kind of powerful, hidden combat technique passed down from generation to generation by the Bear Clan since ancient times."
Thor, on the other hand, wore an expression that was both adoring and deeply misunderstanding, his eyes sparkling.
"……Amazing."
"...I want to eat noodles."
Kanna, standing to the side, first gave a blank look, affirming Xiong Er's fighting ability. Then, looking at the steaming noodles covering Xiong Er's face, she revealed an expression full of pure longing for food.
"all in all."
"To resolve a potential crisis with an absurd farce."
"It can be considered... a very logical and satisfactory ending."
Kobayashi finally sighed, revealing a calm expression that suggested he had become accustomed to all things illogical.
...
The World of "All-Round Master"
"Hahahahahaha."
"I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter, I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts."
"This guy named Xiong Er is simply a once-in-a-century tactical genius."
"This ultimate combo, which combines 'visual camouflage,' 'physical impact,' and 'mental intimidation,' and is called 'Hot Soup Noodles Face Wash' plus 'Indiscriminate Iron Mountain Lean,' is simply a stroke of genius."
"The two kidnappers were beaten so badly they were crying for their parents and running away in terror."
"Without bloodshed, without bloodshed at all."
Looking at the comical scene on the screen, Huang Shaotian had an expression that made him laugh so hard he almost rolled off his gaming chair.
"Hehe, luck is also a part of strength."
"However, the reaction of those two kidnappers is the normal reaction that most ordinary people in our world would have when faced with this situation."
Ye Xiu revealed a playful expression, as if he had seen through everything.
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