socalfunplaces Chapter 376 The Second Hokage's Business Acumen!
Chapter 376 The Second Hokage's Business Acumen!
Chapter 376 The Second Hokage's Business Acumen!
The young Tobirama Senju asked Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, "If you have no objections, then my third wish is for you two to obtain the Yin-Yang Release of the Sage of Six Paths."
"Okay, let's make a wish: defeat Kaguya quickly and rescue Izuna and the others!"
Although they possessed adult power and physique, Madara and Hashirama's hearts remained those of teenagers, displaying a fearless and daring spirit.
After Tobirama analyzed the situation for them, the two of them also felt that there were greater risks involved compared to directly breaking the Infinite Tsukuyomi through a wish or defeating Kaguya.
"Then—" Tobirama Senju looked up at the sky, "My third wish is for my elder brother Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha to obtain the Yin-Yang Release of the Sage of Six Paths."
【Understood.】10+ people thought it was great. The barrage of comments was very satisfying. Just as Tobirama Senju had thought, he gave Madara Uchiha Yin Release and Hashirama Senju Yang Release respectively.
At the same time, the power they gained also alarmed Kaguya Otsutsuki, who was far away!
War is imminent!
The rewards from "all-knowing gods" may become the key to leading one side to overcome the greatest upheaval!
Kaguya, as Black Zetsu's wish, descended in her prime—
But the so-called "unlimited chakra" ultimately has a limit.
But Madara Uchiha, Hashirama Senju, and Tobirama were different. They received almost constant rewards from the "omniscient gods." All those carnivals, romantic voyages, dream castles, and supreme kings ultimately transformed into chakra, continuously supporting Hashirama and Madara.
Of course, knowing everything doesn't mean being so biased; occasionally, he'll give Kaguya and Black Zetsu some things as rewards.
[User King—of—Nothing tipped Kaguya Otsutsuki—Cupid] 10+ people think it's great. Two little angels with wings are circling around Kaguya's head, not only blocking her view but also constantly emitting heart-shaped bubbles and sprinkling gold dust while flying.
She's beautiful, but that's precisely what hinders Kaguya's prized eye power—
Or perhaps————
[User Sunset and Evening Breeze tipped Kaguya Otsutsuki - Bikini] 10+ people think it's great! Such a serious, powerful, and majestic goddess of the rabbit, with a bikini falling from the sky hanging from the special horn on her head —
"Is that an eye patch?" Madara, whose mind was still that of a teenager, asked Hashirama during his battle with Kaguya.
Hashirama narrowly escaped Kaguya's attack. "Eye patch? What's the other one? A mask?"
"Maybe?" Madara used Limbo: Border Jail to block one of Kaguya's attacks, and his main body was almost pierced by the All-Killing Ash Bones.
Even with the constant bestowal of valuable gifts from all-knowing gods, the difference in combat experience and strength was undeniable. The two repeatedly found themselves at a disadvantage in their battles against Kaguya, and the situation was extremely perilous.
Tobirama couldn't help and could only watch helplessly.
Meanwhile, the barrage of comments from the sky never stopped, and Tobirama always carried that special mirror with him.
When Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were once again at a disadvantage and nearly killed by Kaguya, in a moment of extreme danger, the young Tobirama placed the mirror before him, hoping to seek help from the small divine tree or the all-knowing gods.
"etc."
Suddenly, the image of Tobirama Senju as an adult appeared in the mirror. He called out to Namikawa, "Your younger self from the breakup timeline."
"Don't let concern cloud your judgment."
Tobirama reminded him, "Look closely, your brother and Madara are enjoying their battle with Kaguya. They are also rapidly adapting to their adult bodies and power during the fight."
"This isn't a practice match," young Tobirama insisted. "If that idiot older brother and the foolish Uchiha get hit by Kaguya's All-Killing Ash Bones, the ninja world is doomed! Didn't the comments mention it before? The Sage of Six Paths fought Kaguya for a month before finally finding an opportunity to seal her away!"
"Didn't someone just give Senzu Beans to Madara Uchiha? If anyone is seriously injured, let them eat them." Tobirama of the Fourth Shinobi World War said, "Also, you can go to Kurama. With the chakra of my brother and Madara combined with Kurama's chakra, we can summon the remnant soul of the Sage of Six Paths. With him, he should be able to help a lot."
"————" The young Tobirama remained silent.
Where is he going to find the Nine-Tails?! And how could a tailed beast possibly help them?!
Before he could even voice his complaints, the ground shook violently, and not only the Nine-Tails, but also the Eight-Tails and the Five-Tails arrived.
They weren't blind to the comments and messages. Although they didn't understand how Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju had suddenly grown up, the most important thing right now was to fight Kaguya, otherwise they would soon become part of Kaguya and the Divine Tree!
In order to seize the opportunity to fuse the Nine-Tails' chakra with the two of them and summon the Sage of Six Paths, young Hashirama had no choice but to use the same move that Naruto Uzumaki had seen in the comments.
It created more than a dozen wooden doll clones —
"A reverse harem technique? This trick won't work on me—"
[”
—The art of humiliation!
A dozen wooden figures gradually transformed into Kaguya's likeness, reimagined from the "erotic paintings" of nobles that the 12-year-old Hashirama had secretly glimpsed, a reworking of Kaguya's image.
"Mmm~ Ah~~"
Biting her hair, suppressing both pain and excitement, Kaguya turned her head, pulling down her collar to reveal a large expanse of snow-white skin. Her eyes held the allure of a courtesan, Kaguya, a young and adorable woman—the aloof moon goddess Kaguya, clad in a thin veil, more alluring than naked, inspiring countless fantasies—the haughty courtesan Kaguya, captivating all with a single glance—
In short, he took a different path from Naruto Uzumaki, seemingly more unrestrained, and the effect was no less powerful.
It wasn't a technique to reverse the harem, but rather it used the sense of shame of intelligent beings to leave Kaguya stunned and unable to move, as if she had been hit by a stun buff!
This approach was too wild, but everyone present was a child in their early teens. Even Madara was only stunned for a moment because he didn't expect Hashirama to do this. He then hid and, together with Hashirama, poured his chakra into Tobirama, who possessed the chakra of the Tailed Beast.
As expected, the "old man who delivered the pendant" appeared.
But since Hashirama and Madara already possessed Yin-Yang Release, there was nowhere for him to be defeated.
"While it can't be like the 'bullet screen' you're talking about, instantly taking you to your peak," the Sage of Six Paths paused, "but if it's just for a moment—"
He made Tobirama Senju raise his hand, passed on his Yin-Yang Release to him, and used special Six Paths power to help Tobirama Senju grow to his prime and gain the ability of Flying Thunder God.
Moreover, the Sage of Six Paths enhanced the three's control over their bodies and power, as if he had unleashed their potential.
Although fighting Kaguya again was still difficult, after several hours of hard work, the ninjas' tactics and strategies were brought into play as the three improved their control over their bodies and strength. This made up for the fact that the Sage of Six Paths could only rely on a clash of strength when fighting Kaguya. After more than an hour, they found an opportunity to reseal Kaguya.
But that last scene—
Hashirama Senju took Naruto Uzumaki's place in Team 7, Madara Uchiha took Sasuke Uchiha's place, and Tobirama Senju—
—She took over Sakura Haruno's place.
However, unlike Sakura, Tobirama didn't specialize in superhuman strength. The way he used to restrain Kaguya was by using the "mutually multiplying explosive tags" bestowed upon him by the all-knowing gods.
And because he used the "Multiple Shadow Clones" bestowed upon him by the all-knowing gods to politely thank them, the gods who received his response were instantly outraged!
[VIP][Tobirama Senju][Thank you for your Shadow Clones and Mutually Multiplying Explosive Tags, they were a huge help.]
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These donations kept flooding the "Nanaga River Breakup Timeline" feed, and the "Mutual Explosion Tags" and "Shadow Clone Technique Experience Tickets" donated to Tobirama Senju were probably more than Tobirama Senju could use up even after he grew up.
So much so that the arrogant young Tobirama could blow things up however he wanted in this battle against Kaguya! Bomb as much as he wanted! Bomb every time!
It's truly as if one multiplicative explosive tag has no effect, so how would you deal with a hundred multiplicative explosive tags?!
In conclusion, although it took a long time, the ninja world in this timeline was ultimately saved.
The donation from "The All-Knowing Gods" has reached a high level.
Then, amidst the Sage of Six Paths' satisfied smile, the young Hashirama, whose body couldn't shrink back, and the young Madara, together formed hand seals, releasing everyone from the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
Warring States Period
Commoners, nobles, and ninjas alike awoke from their daze.
When the Uchiha and Senju clans, including Uchiha Tajima and Senju Butsuma, awoke from their blissful dream of their deceased loved ones returning to their side, they, their entire clans, and the entire ninja world were utterly shocked!
What do people in the live chat call this again?
One Susanoo wearing a giant Buddha statue, and two people destroying four countries?!
Abdicate, abdicate!
Their son has already transcended the ninja world and is fighting aliens, so what else can they do?
Especially for Senju Butsuma, when he wants to show his fatherly authority and clan leader rights in front of his son again and prepare to strike hard, he will really have to see if he can still beat a son who is 1.85 meters tall, has Wood Release, knows Sage Mode, and understands Yin-Yang Release!
Even the obedient second son, Tobirama Senju, would instinctively pull out several multiplicative explosive tags the next time he stood in front of his older brother.
The same thing happened to Uchiha Tajima next door. He wanted to intimidate his son with his three-tomoe Sharingan, but the other side's eyes widened and turned into purple Rinnegan?!
Early romance and such —
I can't control them, let them be.
"!?!" Hashirama and Madara exchanged a glance, both looking completely bewildered.
"well----"
Having watched the VCR with everyone and heard Madara and his older brother sing "Seeking Buddha," young Tobirama Senju sighed, rubbing his forehead, "Izuna's timeline ended earlier than theirs, when he was seriously injured (village already built)."
"Wow, how generous! Three wishes at once."
Because Izuna shared an office with Tobirama, he was the first to learn that Tobirama had been generously granted three free wish opportunities by the barrage of comments.
A surge of sour grapes, a mixture of shock and jealousy, welled up immediately. She deliberately drew out the words in a cloyingly sweet tone and said in a sarcastic tone, "Congratulations! O-Hi-Me-Sa-Ma~! (Songstress/Princess)"
The deliberate, lingering syllables, each one deliberately provocative, imbued every word with a sense of taunt.
Tobirama Senju, who had looked up from the village development plan, glanced at him sideways before looking out the window.
Hashirama Senju, with Madara Uchiha behind him, raised his hand to knock on the window, but seeing that Tobirama was already looking over, he smiled sullenly and told his two younger brothers to open the window for them.
Whenever Izuna sees Madara, she happily calls him "Brother!", maximizing Madara's emotional value.
On the other hand, Tobirama sighed and said, "Big brother, you're not a child anymore. Don't take Madara with you when you jump out the window. What will the other ninjas think if they see this!"
"It's closer this way~" Hashirama looked at his younger brother ingratiatingly, "Have you thought of all three wishes, Tobirama? Tell your older brother first."
Seeing his brother like this, Tobirama was furious.
He sneered, "What? Are you afraid I'll promise to make you Hokage, or that I'll promise to suppress the Uchiha?"
Hashirama was somewhat embarrassed by his directness.
Madara, who had come with Hashirama, was even more embarrassed and turned to leave.
Izuna felt that since Tobirama had already laid things out, he might as well be more direct: "What? You think your idiot brother can only become Hokage by relying on you, his younger brother, to make a wish? Suppressing the Uchiha clan, huh? Well, you'd better hope you don't have the chance to make a wish for me in the future!"
Izuna's mouth isn't much better than Tobirama's; both of his younger brothers are die-hard fans of my brother. When they're at odds, neither Hashirama nor Madara dares to interrupt.
"Anyway, I've thought of three wishes, so don't interrupt!"
Izuna finally pushed Tobirama to his limit, and after he uttered those words, no one except Hashirama could say anything more.
Hashirama could only stand to the side with a pitiful expression, whispering his younger brother's name, unsure of what to say to avoid causing a backlash.
"My first wish is that everything I develop will be charged for! You release a version with the pricing standard first, let me see it, and then I'll confirm it after making modifications." His tone was as if he were assigning a task to a ninja in a village, shrewd to the point of being somewhat harsh.
"Tobirama, Haku—"
Tobirama Senju glared at him fiercely, and Hashirama Senju immediately fell silent.
【"knew."】
"From this day forward, any use of any form of intellectual property developed, researched, or applied by Tobirama Senju, including but not limited to ninjutsu, forbidden techniques, genjutsu, taijutsu, senjutsu, jutsu, summoning techniques, ninja tools, armor, weapons, and medicines, must be subject to intellectual property licensing fees in accordance with the law."
[“Detailed Rules for Licensing Fees for the Intellectual Property Rights of Tobirama Senju” (effective immediately upon confirmation), the specific terms are as follows:”
【"one,----"
]
Their timeline mirrors reveal a series of pricing standards.
It is more comprehensive and detailed than the previous version featuring Tobirama Senju during the Fourth Shinobi World War.
It is also divided into two versions: Yin and Yang.
However, after receiving the proposal, Tobirama was clearly not satisfied with the fee schedule. He immediately sat back down at his desk, ignoring the waiting on the bullet screen and the stares of Izuna, Madara, and Hashirama, and began to revise the terms one by one.
"First of all, even when it is used to complete a mission, it is necessary to distinguish between Konoha ninjas and ninjas from outside Konoha."
"Secondly, any technique or tool should be graded, and those who do not reach the level of a ninja should not be able to learn or use it—" Thinking of the future chakra reincarnation of an older brother who would become a servant even when he became a hero of the ninja world, Tobirama Senju crossed out the annotation he had just written and changed his words: "Grading is appropriate, but let's remove the ninja level restriction and instead set a charging range."
"Oh, right."
"There should also be a tax rebate system and a medical insurance reimbursement system—if you're not in a hurry, I'll give it to you tomorrow."
【"----Understood."】
Madara Uchiha nudged Hashirama beside him with his elbow and asked in a low voice, "Hashirama, your brother's white hair—is it really not because he's been scheming too much and worrying himself out?"
Hashirama Senju immediately clarified, "No, no, no! It's definitely natural! Although Tobirama doesn't look like me or my father, nor like you and Izuna who are obviously brothers—he's 100% my younger brother!"
"My brother was just curious about his hair color. When did he question your blood relationship?"
"Uchiha Izuna couldn't help but interject."
"————" Hashirama Senju was speechless. It was all the viewers' fault for constantly spamming the comments: "[As everyone knows, only Tobirama in the Senju clan actually uses his brain.]"
Was Tobirama adopted?
Hair color determines bloodline —
I'd rather believe that Tobirama Senju was a mutated Uchiha.
Tobirama ignored his brother, instead placing the "Detailed Rules for the Licensing Fee Rate of Tobirama Senju's Intellectual Property" in his to-do list, and then made his second request—