socalfunplaces Chapter 291 I prayed earnestly before the Buddha for several years ~♪
Chapter 291 I prayed earnestly before the Buddha for several years ~♪
Chapter 291 I have been praying before Buddha for thousands of years~?
[Recommended Video: AI-controlled Hashirama Senju, DJ version of praying to Buddha.]
[Singer: Hashirama Senju]
In the Chunin Exams timeline, Hashirama Senju points to his own nose.
"I?!"
He was a little confused.
"I can't sing or dance." All I know is fighting and being Hokage. Well, being Hokage requires Tobirama's assistance, otherwise it wouldn't be very effective—
Hashirama's dejection: In short, all I know how to do is fight.
"Don't be discouraged! Get back up!"
Madara's mood, which wasn't great to begin with, instantly brightened when he heard that Hashirama would be singing the next song.
"How about naming yourself 'Seeking Buddha'?" Ban said. "It would suit you quite well."
"You're laughing, Madara!"
Madara Uchiha glared at Hashirama, displeased. "I can't laugh? Or do I need your permission to laugh even a little?!"
"No, no, no!"
Hashirama Senju's one-click three-hit head shake.
"I mean, seeing you smile makes me happy too! We're best friends!"
"Well--""
Hit in the face by a straight ball, Madara Uchiha tensed up his muscles in embarrassment.
"Idiot! Aren't you ashamed to say something like that?!"
Hashirama, with his naturally clueless demeanor, replied, "No, I'm just telling the truth. Why should I feel embarrassed?"
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It seems only the Uchiha clan is normal in this world!
The two gave away their location when they were arguing. The owner of the dumpling shop, who was soliciting customers outside the shop, kindly invited them in to sit down.
To watch the VCR outside, Hashirama and Madara took the seats at the umbrella stand by the entrance.
In the timeline where Izuna is seriously injured, the next song he hears is sung by Hashirama Senju. In the newly built village, the Senju and Uchiha clan ninjas all come out to watch the drama unfold.
Ahem, I'm here to show my support for the patriarch of the Senju clan.
Tobirama Senju sighed, rubbing his forehead.
"Three hours wasted."
"It's all about balancing work and rest," Uchiha Izuna laughed. "Mainly, I'm quite happy to see Senju Hashirama's image damaged."
Tobirama glared at him fiercely. "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You want my brother's image to be damaged and for me to lose the villagers' trust so you can take the opportunity to nominate Uchiha Madara as the next Kage."
Tobirama Uchiha's conspiracy theory face.
Shrugging, Uchiha Izuna offered no explanation.
He didn't believe that Tobirama Senju didn't have the same idea, in order to help Hashirama Senju become the First Hokage.
"You're fighting for your brother and the Senju clan, and I'm fighting for my brother and the Uchiha clan. That makes perfect sense, doesn't it?"
That makes sense, doesn't it?
It's also a popular term in the comments section.
After seeing so many comments in the sky, even they find it hard not to be influenced by them.
In the original timeline of the Valley of the End, Tobirama Senju was awakened by his own singing.
The song "Wujiapo" completely captivated him/her!
He was about to launch a sneak attack on Izuna, but because his body hadn't fully recovered, he was instead pinned to the ground by Izuna.
After seeing a large expanse of skin that she shouldn't have seen, Izuna quickly dodged away.
"I-I'm sorry—" Izuna turned his face away.
Tobirama stood up and glared at him fiercely, then stood up to go outside and see what was happening. As the Second Hokage, he still had too many things to deal with.
"Are you alright now?"
Izuna's concerned inquiry was ignored by Tobirama Senju, but the moment he stood up, Tobirama realized that his gaze had lowered, and what he saw when he looked down wasn't the soles of his feet, but a soft, bulging chest, trembling like Mizu Shingen's—
Memories from before he fell into a coma exploded in his mind! He was transformed into a woman by Madara Uchiha's newly acquired power!!
He even helped that damned Uchiha Madara revive his younger brother, Uchiha Izuna!
This devastating news caused Tobirama Senju to stagger and nearly fall.
"careful."
Izuna stepped forward, wanting to help her up.
Even though Tobirama Senju became a ninja, he still retained his physical abilities.
She grabbed Izuna's outstretched hand with one hand, stepped barefoot on the tatami mat, turned around, and quickly came behind Izuna, pressing her knee against his back and pushing forward!
Caught completely off guard, Uchiha Izuna realized he needed to use his Sharingan, but it was too late. He was lying face down on the ground, one hand behind his back, and his back was being pressed down hard.
No matter what, he was the second-in-command of the Uchiha clan, and Izuna felt ashamed of his carelessness.
My brother clearly told me to be careful of this woman; he was just careless.
Although Tobirama appeared to be in his early twenties when he transformed into a woman due to the Senju Sage's body, he was actually over thirty years old and had served as Hokage's assistant for many years.
Feeling there was no need to hold a grudge against Uchiha Izuna, who had died at the young age of 24, Tobirama Senju simply released Izuna and walked barefoot out of the kitchen.
At that time, Tobirama Senju was performing at the Samurai Slope.
Seeing the lyrics altered by the comments, making it seem as if he and Izuna had some improper relationship, the Second Hokage, who had been turned into a woman, turned ashen-faced with rage.
Standing behind her, carefully observing her expression, Izuna came to the conclusion that his sister-in-law had a rather bad temper.
But did her brother really need to use so many instruments of torture to discipline her?
At this time, Tobirama's chakra had been depleted in order to revive Izuna and had not yet recovered, which prevented Izuna from recognizing his nemesis by chakra.
And so the misunderstanding continued—
The four or five songs didn't last long, and Tobirama wondered if it was appropriate for her to appear in the Hokage Building like this.
Before Ban returns and gives her a reasonable explanation, she will read through these contents first.
By the way, I managed to get some information from Uchiha Izuna and learned that during the time she was unconscious, the ninja world had faced two new issues.
One of them is how Uchiha Sasuke should revive the Uchiha clan.
Another question is who is the strongest songstress in the ninja world right now?
When Hashirama sought Buddha at the beginning, there were also timelines for the First Five Kage Summit and the death of Tobirama, all of whom were watching the VCR in the sky.
In the huge scene, there is the familiar Naka River, the wide river seemingly able to carry away the sorrows of Hashirama's childhood.
Look closely, and you'll see Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha standing on either side of the river as children.
The music starts, and the action begins at zero frames—
Hashirama Senju:
"Will we ever meet again?♪"
"I have been praying before Buddha for thousands of years~♪"
"That voice!!"
Tobirama, whose original timeline had already foreseen the death of his brother Hashirama, suddenly shuddered!
That sound—
It's her brother, Hashirama Senju!
When Uchiha Izuna heard it, he didn't immediately realize it was Hashirama's voice. After listening for a couple of sentences, he realized it really was that man's voice.
The VCR showed the scene of Madara and Hashirama's farewell at the Naka River when they were children.
"I miss what my brother looked like when he was little."
"Izuna sighed."
Tobirama, too, looked at Hashirama's silly mushroom-headed face in the picture and a slight smile appeared on his lips.
Uchiha Izuna secretly glanced at the woman beside him.
She looked at my brother and smiled.
Fortunately, Tobirama didn't know Izuna's thoughts, otherwise—
In short, Hashirama's singing, the scene in the sky, and the comments on the screen continued. Hashirama and Madara took out the prepared stones from their pockets. Even though they knew that the other party was Uchiha/Senju, they were already prepared to continue this friendship.
Hashirama Senju:
"I'd trade several lifetimes for just one lifetime of love between us~♪"
"I hope this will move the heavens~~♪"
Tobirama frowned deeply—
"What song is this?!"
Izuna was also shocked! What kind of love song was that bastard Hashirama Senju singing, slandering my brother, right in front of my future sister-in-law?!
"Rumors! This is a lie!!" Izuna vehemently explained, "They're just sworn enemies! Nothing more!"
"..." Tobirama Senju felt that Izuna's reaction was a bit too agitated, but he didn't know what the problem was, so he replied calmly, "Of course I know."
Even with Tobirama Senju's brain working in this way, he never imagined that the Uchiha clan relied too much on their eyes, causing Izuna to be unable to distinguish the person in front of him from Tobirama Senju without looking at the chakra!
Tobirama was puzzled; given such a good opportunity, why didn't Izuna ridicule him (her)?
On the contrary, Izuna breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that she didn't care.
Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, he silently contributed to his brother's romantic journey.
Hashirama Senju:
"Will we ever meet again?♪"
"I have been praying before Buddha for thousands of years~♪"
Looking back on the past from the perspective of adults, Tobirama and Izuna's feelings have changed.
An older brother/brother looks very sad.
However, there's nothing we can do about it; a short, sharp pain is worse than a long, drawn-out one.
What made them even more distressed at that moment was the song sung by Hashirama Senju.
Anyone who isn't a fool can tell what kind of love song this is—
Hashirama Senju:
"Before I cross this Bridge of Helplessness~♪"
"Let me kiss your cheek one more time~♪"
Tobirama Senju: "—"
Uchiha Izuna: "—"
The two of them froze in the wind.
The images they conjured up made them feel nauseous.
The timeline of the first Five Kage Summit: "Bro! Do you even know what you're singing?!"
"It wasn't me! I've never sung anything like that! My feelings for Ban are just like my feelings for you!"
Tobirama! We are all brothers!
Hashirama desperately tried to explain himself:
"Do you think I'd want to kiss your cheek? Well, I did that when I was little—."
"Well--"
Tobirama Senju often felt that he was too thin-skinned and couldn't communicate with his foolish older brother.
"Let's not bring that up again! We're not children anymore!"
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. Anyway, I swear, I've never sung that kind of song, and I have no feelings for Ban that go beyond friendship and brotherhood."
"You'd better be!"
When Madara Uchiha heard this song during the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, he felt like he had a thousand eyes staring at him when he urinated.
The voice of the pillars—
The voice of the pillars—
The voice of the pillars—
I've been praying before Buddha for thousands of years, just to be allowed to kiss your face one more time—
"Duang—!"
Madara Uchiha was so frightened that he fell backward and died peacefully. Tobirama Senju even wanted to erect a monument for him.
Izuna was so angry that he wanted to draw his sword against Hashirama Senju!
"This is an insult to my brother!! You damned Sen no Hashirama! You are truly wicked!!"
Hashirama was completely baffled!
Even if he's incredibly dense, he shouldn't be so clueless as to not understand what that word means!
And then there's his face compared to Madara's when they were kids—
That's a bit too much!
"Those all-knowing gods are too imaginative, actually pairing my breakup with Madara in the Naka River with lyrics like these."
Izuna and Tobirama: "Don't use the word 'break up'!"
Hashirama smiled apologetically and agreed, listening to the lyrics inside—
Will we ever meet again? I have been suffering before the Buddha for thousands of years.
Hashirama changed the subject, "However—"
Madara, Izuna, and Tobirama looked at Hashirama, waiting for him to continue speaking.
The First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, looked bewildered and said, "After I thought I had killed Madara, I did often go to the Buddha statue to pray, hoping that Madara would wait for me in the Pure Land. After we reached the Pure Land, I would no longer be the Senju, and he would no longer be the Uchiha—"
The words were very emotional, and combined with Hashirama's expression, they were truly touching.
but--
Could you please not say this while listening to the song "Seeking Buddha"?
"Read the atmosphere, bro—"
Tobirama Senju sighed, "Look at the expressions on the faces of the juniors around you."
Hashirama turned to look around and noticed that the other ninjas were all avoiding his gaze.
So embarrassed that he didn't want to see anyone, Madara Uchiha simply lay down on the ground, saying "Dead and unapproachable."
Meanwhile, Uchiha Kagami was still quietly complaining to his brother, Uchiha Togakushi, "Although Hashirama is a nice guy, I don't want such a burly sister-in-law at all."
Uchiha Togakushi: "It's alright. We'll have that grandson of Orochimaru research a drug that can turn men into women."
Tsunade is the granddaughter of Hashirama's older brother.
By substitution, Tsunade's companion Orochimaru is her grandson.
In the timeline of the breakup in Namakagawa, the Senju and Uchiha are fighting on the battlefield!
When this song suddenly started playing, the Senju and Uchiha clans were starting to have trouble continuing their fight.
Especially the barrage of comments from the sky, it was enough to drive them crazy.
I have been praying before the Buddha for thousands of years, and the Buddha is the one with a thousand hands.
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Just now, hearing the grown-up Tobirama sing "Wujiapo" had already made the two clan leaders furious.
Now there's another one, "Seeking Buddha," isn't this going to kill them?!
It seems that the Senju and Uchiha clans will soon become the laughingstock of the Warring States period!
hateful!
The swords of Butsuma and Tajima clashed fiercely, their ninja blades gritting their teeth and mocking each other.
Hashirama Senju's voice sings: "Moonlight, shining on my face~♪"
"I think I've changed my appearance~♪"
"There's a soup that tears your heart apart~♪"
"Drinking it will give you magical powers~♪"
"Run!"
"It's a trap, run!"
As teenagers, Hashirama and Madara caught the stones thrown by the other and immediately saw the message on it, realizing that the other side was in the same situation as them.
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Tobirama Senju and Tajima Uchiha exchanged several more blows in the blink of an eye!
Uchiha Tajima: "Hmph! Do you think you can rule the ninja world just by talking, like them?"
"Probably when all the other families are dead," Buddha said through gritted teeth.
I knew from the previous comments that Takashi Senju and Uchiha were brothers, but so what?
Can the hatred and interests that have existed for thousands of years simply disappear?
Perhaps, as the all-knowing gods said, Madara and Hashirama might be able to do it, but Senju Butsuma and Uchiha Tajima were, after all, just mortals, and did not possess the fighting power of Madara and Hashirama after they grew up, which could rival that of gods.
The war of hatred that had lasted for a lifetime, as the heads of the two clans, Senju Butsuma and Uchiha Tajima, were also filled with sorrow and despair.
Hashirama Senju:
【"Close your eyes and you'll see heaven~♪"】
"That's where your smile is hidden~♪"
"I dodged countless hunters' guns~♪"
【"Drive away the sorrow that crawls out of the grave~♪"
The timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War is so long that this song almost killed Madara Uchiha.
That was Hashirama's voice; it really gave him the feeling that Hashirama was singing to him.
It's still that damn love song.
"Hahahaha! This is hilarious! This is acceptable?! Don't you guys feel embarrassed listening to this??"
↑This mesmerizing laughter comes from Obito Uchiha, one of the Four Great Laughers of the Uchiha Clan.
Madara Uchiha, feigning death: Obito Uchiha! Don't get cocky, kid!!
I've already included the singing recommendation in the author's comments~
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