socalfunplaces Chapter 284 Uchiha Obito, the Mighty Man with Clasp-like Sound...
Chapter 284 Uchiha Obito, the Mighty Man with Clasp-like Sound...
Chapter 284 Uchiha Obito, the Mighty Man with Clasp-like Sound...
Boruto Timeline -
Boruto Uzumaki: "Sarazana, that person is your relative, right?"
"Uh—, I think so—"
However, Sarada was somewhat reluctant to admit it.
Kakashi Hatake, enjoying a vacation in the Land of Hot Springs, looked at the comments on the screen and showed an expression he hadn't displayed in nearly ten years—
In the sky, facing the entire ninja world's VCR singing competition, Obito Uchiha (with a strong, manly voice):
"I love myself~♪"
"Is there something wrong?♪ Are you jealous of me?♪"
"Eye-watering, weirdo, and stuff like that~♪"
"I can't hear that reply~"
【I am the savior~】10+ people think this is great. 【What's the problem? Are you afraid of me?】10+ people think this is great. 【Loser, trash, etc.~】10+ people think this is great. 【I've already crushed them in Kamui~】10+ people think this is great. You should know—
Although the song is Hatsune Miku's "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute," Obito Uchiha managed to get the "All-Knowing Gods" to sing it!
It's Obito Uchiha!!
That powerful enemy who launched the Fourth Shinobi World War, joined forces with Madara Uchiha and the Ten-Tails, and fought against thousands of enemies single-handedly!
Despite going through so many issues, he has lost all face and dignity, and has been thoroughly humiliated by the all-knowing gods.
But he is still the Uchiha Obito who almost destroyed the world!
In the Boruto timeline, at the site of the Valley of the End ruins, 32-year-old Uncle Sasuke and Uncle Naruto had just finished talking to Obito Uchiha, who had been resurrected by the barrage of comments, about the current situation.
With white hair and bare feet, wearing tattered black pants, he still looked the same as when he died in Kaguya's Origin Sphere.
Naruto had just remarked, "We're about the same age now, aren't we?"
A new topic has begun—
First came Tobirama Senju's "Wukepo," which left the group speechless. Just imagining the Second Hokage's reaction to this song was enough to make even the Seventh Hokage, Naruto, feel embarrassed for him.
"Sasuke, before you went to the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, did you talk to the previous Hokage about the Uchiha clan and the village?"
The Seventh Kage asked, "Did the Seventh Kage ever say that he and Madara's brother had that kind of relationship?"
Sasuke Uchiha and Obito Uchiha had expressions that were hard to describe, a mixture of embarrassment and a subtle, indescribable awkwardness.
Sasuke thought the question was too stupid and refused to answer it.
Obito honestly told Naruto, "At least in Madara Uchiha's memory, he never knew that his brother and the First Hokage's brother had any connection."
After speaking, Obito Uchiha muttered to himself, "So this is the truth?" He shuddered. "I can't quite accept this."
As soon as he finished speaking, Sasuke, who was 32 years old, and Naruto, who was 32 years old, looked at him with those kinds of eyes.
"What are you doing?" Obito thought they were going to hold him accountable for the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Unexpectedly, Naruto told him, "Don't take the comments on the screen too seriously. If you can't even handle this much, how are you going to face Kakashi-sensei in the future?"
"Kakashi?" The Fourth Shinobi Band, who had just been resurrected, asked, puzzled. "What does this have to do with him?"
Shouldn't the most urgent thing be figuring out how to get Orochimaru to have a few children? But even if he's resurrected, he's still a war criminal from the Fourth Shinobi World War! Wouldn't the children he has be the children of a criminal? Wouldn't that be incredibly unfair to those children?
"Can I not perform this task?"
"Highly likely, no—"
"Who on earth resurrected me to give birth?!"
"I—" Uchiha Sasuke's expression was unfriendly.
He figured that since Obito Uchiha was dead, he no longer needed to be punished.
But who knew the comment section would be so unreasonable! Even if they resurrected Obito Uchiha, they'd still make him implement that Uchiha three-child policy! Damn it! I was careless!
Reverting to his original personality, Obito Uchiha complained angrily to Sasuke, "Aren't you just harming your own clan?"
Naruto knew exactly how Sasuke would react when he heard Obito say that.
Just then, he heard Sasuke angrily rebuke Obito Uchiha: "How dare you say that?!"
"—" Obito was deflated.
Naruto sighed inwardly, "I thought I was pretty bad with words, but you're even worse. Even though the comments say I have a 'Kotokayaki' mouth or something, I don't think I have one at all."
Not quite understanding what Naruto was saying, Obito pressed on, returning to his earlier question: "What does my inability to accept the Second Hokage dating Madara's brother have to do with Kakashi?"
"—Uh," Naruto said, "that's not exactly what I meant."
Obito's words were too direct.
The ninjas from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline could see and hear each other through the mirrors next to them.
Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha were suddenly betrayed by Obito Uchiha, who was resurrected in Boruto!
"What utter nonsense! Can't you two even explain yourselves?!" The Second Hokage lashed out at Naruto and Sasuke of the Fourth Shinobi World War, who were only 17 years old in their timeline.
Sasuke, annoyed by the fourth battle, retorted, "If you're so capable, go and talk to those all-knowing gods yourself!"
Uchiha Izuna felt that his reputation had been ruined by Senju Tobirama, and he was so upset that he wanted to cry on his brother's body.
Of course, on the surface, he was still arguing with Tobirama Senju, but he couldn't actually do something that would make him lose face.
In the fourth war, Obito quickly tried to minimize his presence to avoid being blamed.
In the Boruto timeline, the Seventh Hokage, Naruto, didn't even have time to answer Obito's question because Obito had already been... [Speaking of Uchiha Obito, I recommend listening to his duet with Rin, "Piecing Together Memories for You."] 10+ views, highly recommended. [The song of the Uchiha pure love war god is a must-listen!] 10+ views, highly recommended. Boruto timeline—
These two comments caught my attention.
"What Uchiha Pure Love War God?"
Sasuke snorted coldly, "Your 'nickname'."
"Huh?" Obito felt like his clan had gotten a hole poked in their heads by the New World after the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Just as I was about to speak, he started singing "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute"—...
Uchiha Obito (Macho Man with a Clip-on Voice):
"Wearing my favorite dress~♪"
[Dressed in a black robe with red clouds~] 10+ likes this post: "Here's my favorite makeup look~♪"
[Put on the orange mask~] 10+ likes this post: "Get a half-curl hairstyle~♪"
[Spiky, frizzy hair~] 10+ likes: "Let's go out~♪"
【Let's start the war~】10+ likes Boruto's timeline didn't experience the previous barrage of comments, and there were no Naruto and Sasuke to serve as a buffer.
Obito Uchiha, who was suddenly resurrected and whose memories were still stuck in the Fourth Shinobi World War, was almost killed on the spot!
Speechless! Obito Uchiha was utterly speechless!
He pointed at the VCR in the sky, his kaleidoscope eyes widening, staring at Naruto and Sasuke with his mouth agape, speechless.
"Hold up a parasol~♪"
[Carrying a Flame Fan~] The video clip, which received over 10 views and was highly praised, shows Obito Uchiha carrying a Flame Fan, wearing a white mask, and using his Rinnegan to control several Edo Tensei Jinchuriki as he moves through the forest in the early stages of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
"Even though I'm alone~♪"
【Even if I'm all alone~】In the 10+ likes video, Obito Uchiha tells Kakashi Hatake to look at his empty chest and says: There is nothing left in my heart now.
"I'm so happy! ~♪"
[That's enough to declare war!] The video, which received over 10 likes, shows Obito Uchiha making an extremely arrogant declaration of war against the Five Kage during the early stages of the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Obito Uchiha: Let him die! Death is the best ending for him!!
Please—
"Chu! Sorry, I'm so cute~♪"
[Kamui! Sorry, I'm a pure lover~] In the 10+ likes video, Tobi is awkwardly joking with Deidara: Senpai, senpai~ I'm a high school girl who has a crush on senpai, oh die—let him die—
"Sorry I was born into this world~♪"
[Sorry, I'm the savior~] 10+ likes: "Chu! Sorry, I'm a little clever~♪"
【Kamui! Sorry, this world is fake~】10+ views. This video is set on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, where Obito Uchiha is giving a long speech and brainwashing the Allied Shinobi Forces with the Eye of the Moon.
"Sorry, you seem to mind, don't you? ~♪"
[Sorry, I'm a Jinchuriki of a Tailed Beast? ~] 10+ likes "Chu! Sorry, I'm so cute~♪"
[Kamui! Sorry, clumsy Kakashi~] A video clip with over 10 views suddenly flashed by, showing Obito and Kakashi as children. The clumsy Obito was playing a game of kicking cans and constantly getting beaten by Kakashi. He also went to Kakashi's house with Rin for a free meal.
"Sorry, I tried my best~♪"
[Sorry, wait a bit longer~] 10+ likes: "Chu! Sorry, I'm so noble~♪"
[Kamui! Sorry, Infinite Tsukuyomi~] 10+ likes: "Sorry, my femininity is really high~♪"
【Sorry, I am the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki~】In a video clip that received over 10 likes, Obito transforms into the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki in front of his former friends and mentor.
"You're really angry, aren't you? Serves you right w~♪"
【You must be desperate, right? My w~】The 10+ views VCR features a classic scene: Obito makes Naruto, who is holding Neji's corpse, cry with anger.
In the Boruto timeline, the Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, said: "Even now, thinking back to that scene, I still want to beat you up! Neji didn't have to die, but he did it to save me—"
Sasuke Uchiha, who was standing nearby, didn't like hearing Naruto speak in that tone and retorted, "He saved the Seventh Hokage and his family and friends."
Obito nodded. "It's all my fault. If I had killed you back then, the ninja world would have been finished."
In stark contrast to the cheerful and adorable song, the visuals in the VCR were...
It continuously reveals the atrocities committed by Obito Uchiha during the Fourth Shinobi World War.
Unfortunately, this song was sung by Obito Uchiha (voice).
This song, originally belonging to Hatsune Miku, was sung by the adult Obito's husky voice and the boy Obito's clear voice. To paraphrase a comment contrary to the online comments, the collective feeling of the ninjas was: Damn! My ears have aborted!!
The newly resurrected Obito Uchiha, upon realizing that this song could be heard throughout the entire ninja world, wished he could dig a tunnel and hide like Madara Uchiha.
"When will this song finally stop?"
Naruto pointed to the progress bar embedded in the VCR—
That's a GIF of a chibi version of Obito Uchiha doing a pole dance.
By the way, when Tobirama Senju sang "Wugepo" just now, the intro image was a chibi version of Tobirama Senju wearing blue armor doing a pole dance.
"When that comes to an end, you'll have finished singing."
"Obito broke down, "I've never sung anything like this before!"
During the video, comments kept flying past.
【宇智波卡卡西进入直播间】10w+觉得很赞【野原琳进入直播间】10w+觉得很赞【波风水门打赏了一颗螺旋丸】10w+觉得很赞【鸣人：带土是最帅哒！】10w+觉得很赞【黑绝进入直播间】10w+觉得很赞【宇智波斑打赏了一发豪火灭却】10w+觉得很赞博人传时间线带土懵逼得厉害——
What is all this nonsense?!
How did Lin get in? Could she hear this song even in the Pure Land?!
The thought of this possibility almost brought tears to Obito's eyes.
Don't let his age fool you; he was once the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, the mastermind behind Akatsuki, and a major villain in the Fourth Shinobi World War.
But a person's nature will not change. Obito Uchiha's essential character is that of a crybaby who loves to show off!
"Couldn't you have chosen some better songs?" I'm so frustrated—
And what the hell is Kakashi Uchiha?!
Sai told Obito, "Actually, what you did was already quite mild. The song the Second Hokage sang earlier was full of complaints. One minute he was complaining that his brother was dating Madara Uchiha and neglecting his own brother, the next he was complaining that Izuna Uchiha didn't understand his love, and finally he was complaining that the First Hokage was the only one left on earth—"
The Seventh Naruto nodded vigorously. "Besides us, other timelines can also hear this song, such as the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline where you're still alive. I can't even imagine how the Second Hokage of that world managed to keep going—."
What's more devastating than simply watching the comments and video clips about the Fourth Shinobi World War is that they can also see commentary from other timelines—...
The only two people who have been killed by the company so far, Tobirama Senju and Obito Uchiha, have their teeth ground to dust!
They're just waiting now, waiting for other people's singing VCRs!
Three hours for the discussion!
Let's see who has the last laugh!
【抱歉我用琳当藉口~】10w+觉得很赞【神威！抱歉我比斑更会玩~】10w+觉得很赞【抱歉我的剧本太完美～】10w+觉得很赞【神威！偷看卡卡西上假坟~】10w+觉得很赞【你哭够了吗？活该w～】10w+觉得很赞神无毗桥时间线少年宇智波带土急得写轮眼都睁开了，甚至哀求卡卡西和水门老师把他打晕过去.
Watching that video, Konoha ninja would deliberately walk past him, muttering to themselves as they looked at the comments on the screen:
"Ugh, what a scumbag."
"He's a complete scoundrel."
"Hey? Obito Uchiha, we weren't insulting you, we were insulting that guy in the sky! You also think that kind of guy is hopeless, right?"
Obito Uchiha: "—"
What else could he say? He felt like he was about to vomit blood, but he couldn't.
The catchy, addictive songs sung in his voice are still playing in my ears, like "Sorry, I'm so cute," "Sorry, I'm so noble," and "Sorry, I have such high feminine charm."
To save Obito's face, Rin suppressed her laughter until she suffered internal injuries, even making the usually aloof and unapproachable Kakashi laugh.
Kushina Uzumaki specifically sought them out, ostensibly to deliver food, and then openly mocked Obito Uchiha.
Minato was the only one with better composure, but he couldn't hide the smile on his face.
Although the content in the VCR was cruel, they had already seen it once before in the Greatest Regret in the Ninja World, so they no longer needed to be angry about things that didn't happen (in their timeline).
[Let's interview Obito Uchiha about the extent of his psychological trauma! Say something to salvage the situation!] 10+ likes Boruto timeline Obito Uchiha: "—"
He wanted to say that the size of the ninja world was as large as the size of his psychological trauma!
What do you mean, "street"?! How infuriating!
[I love watching! More content about Obito Uchiha and the social death of Uchiha Fusion!] 10+ likes [Hurry up! Hurry up! What about the next song?! We only have three hours! We can't skip a song!] 10+ likes Obito Uchiha's "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute" is finally over, and Obito from countless timelines is completely exhausted—.
Meanwhile, in the same timeline, the ninjas who were familiar with Obito Uchiha were laughing so hard their abs were showing.
Even more remarkably, Obito had a whole group of elderly fans cheering him on—
This caused young Obito to repeatedly beg these old women, blushing with embarrassment, to stop supporting him.
But the old ladies thought, "Little Obito is so cute! Here, have some fruit candy!"
Obito ate fruit candy, but it couldn't ease the bitterness in his heart. Waaaaah, sob sob—
As soon as the song ended, a new notification appeared: [Recommended Video: Let's Get Married]
[Singer]
Seeing the song title—
The ninjas from other villages are already getting ready to enjoy the show.
If you're going to listen to music on Bilibili, I only recommend the best selections.
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