All Heavens: Starting with Little Li Flying Dagger

Chapter 53 Why is the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva so fat?

A group of women sat by the mountainside, each dressed in brightly colored clothes.

This should have been a pleasing sight.

However, if ten thousand men saw such a scene, at least nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine would be so frightened that they would turn around and run away.

Because these women are terrifying!

They can no longer be described as "fat," but rather as "mountains of flesh," each one of them looking like a mountain of meat.

They could only sit on the ground.

Because even the sturdiest stool couldn't support their obese bodies.

Especially the one sitting in the middle, wearing a bright and gorgeous silk dress and red satin soft shoes, sitting on a cushion made of seven or eight silk quilts.

She sat there, like a small hill.

His face was as big as a washbasin, and his eyes were squeezed into slits by the fat. The fat on his neck was layered, his arms were much thicker than an average person's thighs, and his legs were even more exaggerated, probably thicker than an elephant's legs.

Needless to say, she was the godmother of the Five Poison Child, and the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, known as the "Number One Female Master in the World".

According to Blue Scorpion, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva was not fat before, and was quite beautiful.

Later, due to a qi deviation while practicing the Tantric "Great Bliss Sutra," his entire body was completely deformed, and he became increasingly obese.

However, this also allowed her to develop an astonishingly strong and physically resilient body, making her impervious to swords and blades.

Moreover, despite her plump appearance, she is quite agile when she gets moving.

The disciples she took in weren't born fat; they ate like crazy all the time, and eventually they all became little mountains of flesh.

"Oh My God!"

Although Gu Yu was mentally prepared, he was still shocked when he saw the Great Joyful Bodhisattva and her dozen or so disciples.

Blue Scorpion sighed, "It might not be too late to run!"

That's right, Gu Yu was the only one out of ten thousand men who didn't turn around and run away in fear.

Actually, he also wanted to run away.

However, Blue Scorpion told him that as long as it was someone the Great Joyful Bodhisattva wanted to find, no matter where they fled to, she would always find them.

If that's the case, then why run?

It would be better to take the initiative to show up and resolve all grievances at once, so as to avoid leaving any future troubles.

Blue Scorpion is quite loyal. Although she was somewhat afraid of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, she still came with Gu Yu in the end.

"Blue Scorpion, you want to help that kid?"

While gnawing on a lamb leg, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva glanced at the Blue Scorpion and asked a question.

Surprisingly, her voice was quite pleasant.

If you close your eyes, it might even arouse some improper thoughts in people.

Blue Scorpion laughed, "He's my man, can you please let him go?"

"Can!"

Unexpectedly, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva readily agreed.

"real?"

Blue Scorpion seemed a little incredulous.

After all, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva is someone who always seeks revenge; how could she agree so easily?

"But you have to let him revive my godson first."

Upon hearing this, Gu Yu couldn't help but laugh and say, "Actually, I have a way that can satisfy both of us and resolve our grievances."

"Oh?"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva glanced over.

"I am not a god, so naturally I have no way to resurrect your godson. However, I do have a way to send you to see your godson, what do you say?"

"presumptuous!"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva roared.

This roar was as powerful as a prehistoric beast, causing the wind to rise from the ground, dust to billow, and making people dizzy and their ears ring.

Gu Yu was secretly alarmed.

This woman possesses not only exceptional physical martial arts skills but also profound internal strength; no wonder no one dares to challenge her for the title of "Number One Female Martial Arts Master in the World."

"Kid, you've finally met your match!"

After the roar subsided, a man's voice suddenly came from the pile of meat.

It seems familiar.

Gu Yu looked closely and finally saw that there were three men lying at the feet of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, which looked like a small boat.

One of them slowly sat up, looking at Gu Yu with a venomous expression.

"Is it you?"

Gu Yu was taken aback.

That person actually used "One Sword Flying Flowers" to create a sky full of blossoms.

That day, he insisted on having a duel with Gu Yu, but Gu Yu disarmed him in just one move. In his shame and anger, he left without even picking up the sword.

For some reason, he became the male concubine of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva.

"Thanks to you!"

Hua Mantian said coldly.

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva chuckled a few times: "Don't worry, my darling, I will kill this brat for you today to vent your hatred."

Gu Yu laughed, "Are you so confident you can kill me? Perhaps, I'll be the one who kills you?"

Unexpectedly, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva said with a smug look, "In this world, no one can kill me."

She certainly has the right to be arrogant.

In the original story, this woman actually used the fat on her neck to trap Li Xunhuan's throwing knife.

Then, Li Xunhuan threw another flying knife, which struck the Great Joyful Bodhisattva in the eye socket. Although it injured her, it was far from killing her.

In the words of the Bodhisattva of Great Joy, "Even if a hundred knives this big were stuck in my body, I wouldn't care."

This caused Li Xunhuan great distress.

"Should we just run?"

Blue Scorpion felt a little guilty again and whispered to Gu Yu.

"rest assured!"

Gu Yu patted her shoulder.

He then shouted at the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva, "Since you're so confident, then fight me one-on-one today!"

Blue Scorpion, playing along perfectly, added, "Don't worry, although I can't beat her, I, Blue Scorpion, don't care about her disciples."

Gu Yu nodded in satisfaction: "Excellent!"

If Blue Scorpion doesn't come, then naturally he won't come either.

After all, he needed to focus on dealing with the Great Joyful Bodhisattva. If those dozen or so disciples, who were like mountains of flesh, were to swarm him—the scene would be too beautiful to imagine.

With the blue scorpion watching over them, the disciples naturally dared not make any rash moves.

Besides, they didn't want to move at all.

On the surface, they both respected and feared the Great Joyful Goddess, but in their hearts they were filled with resentment.

How many women in the world would willingly become as fat as they are?

In the end, they were only afraid to resist because they were intimidated by the lewd power of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva.

"Knock knock knock~"

The earth suddenly trembled.

The Bodhisattva of Great Joy finally moved.

She deliberately slowed her pace, step by step, toward her opponent.

The mountain-like figure, coupled with its heavy steps, reminded Gu Yu of a science fiction movie where the Tyrannosaurus Rex made its entrance in a similar manner.

The heavy thud of footsteps sent chills down one's spine.

Gu Yu appeared calm on the surface, but in reality, he was still a little nervous.

After all, he was facing a monster this time, a dinosaur-like monster.

However, at the same time, there is also a sense of excitement and anticipation.

After all, not everyone has the opportunity to compete against a top master like the Great Joyful Bodhisattva.

"Don't fight her head-on!"

Blue Scorpion couldn't help but offer a reminder.

Gu Yu was somewhat moved and said loudly, "Blue Scorpion, if I win this battle, I will definitely take you as my concubine in the future!"

"Bah! Why don't you marry me? Am I, Blue Scorpion, only fit to be your concubine?"

"Because I already have a fiancée, you'll have to wait in line."

Blue Scorpion snorted coldly: "Whether you become my wife or my concubine, I will never marry you."

"Why? You've already found someone you like?"

"Because I enjoy being your mistress, having affairs with you behind your wives' backs—isn't that exciting?"

Upon hearing this, Gu Yu hurriedly said to the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, "How about we fight again tomorrow? I want to find a place to fight Blue Scorpion first."

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