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"I have something to say!" Ya Rou, her hair standing on end, waved her fan and walked angrily to Jiang Kehan's side.
"How could you let a lady land so inelegantly!"
"Where are the ladies? I don't see any." Jiang Kehan looked around and then spoke casually.
"Stop fooling around." Xiao Ting held down Ya Rou, who was about to throw a wild punch, somewhat helplessly.
"But let's first figure out what the situation is, otherwise we'll be in big trouble when the villains arrive."
"I'll let you off this time, but is that green ball you were chasing a villain in your eyes?" Ya Rou glared at Jiang Kehan, considering the matter closed, and then asked with some curiosity.
“Yes, a very vile being. You can call her Green Worm.” Jiang Kehan nodded seriously.
"However, it seems she hasn't gained any power."
“That’s normal, because what you’re afraid of isn’t her strength,” Ya Rou explained to Jiang Kehan.
"But now that a villain has appeared, let's set off to capture her."
Jiang Kehan thought of what she feared, and looking at the world of desserts around her, her lips twitched.
She seemed to understand what the green worm's ability was.
Chapter 218 The Loli Queen is Still a Queen
When Jiang Kehan was playing the game, what she feared most was the green worm's ability to rewrite the story, because as a player, she could ultimately defeat it.
But those predetermined plots simply watched it unfold.
This sense of powerlessness is precisely what Jiang Kehan fears most.
The beautiful scene before her made her shudder.
“I think this might be a fairy tale world.” Jiang Kehan told the two of her guesses about the green worm’s abilities, and also expressed her inner thoughts.
"However, it's clear that this world isn't just affected by the green worm; at least she just got beaten to a pulp by me."
Jiang Kehan was quite certain that the green bug wouldn't touch anyone except Green, let alone her.
If the green worm's ability to alter things is strong enough, she might be the one getting beaten up.
“After all, this story has three main characters, so the content can’t be decided based on just one.” Ya Rou nodded, agreeing with Jiang Kehan’s statement.
"Do you have a marking spell for green worms?" Xiao Ting asked Jiang Kehan after resting her chin on her hand and pondering for a while.
"Of course!" Jiang Kehan gave a thumbs up with a healthy smile.
"I wish I could tear her to pieces, so I could never forget these little details."
"Let's follow her first," Xiao Ting said, looking at the two of them and their surroundings. "At least it's a clue, better than running around aimlessly."
Ya Rou's eye twitched, and she suddenly hesitated.
"Um, speaking of which, Kehan's fear has surfaced, what about yours?"
Xiao Ting fell silent. She and Ya Rou looked at each other, both feeling a sense of sympathy.
"Hey, don't worry about these little details, I'll tell you later."
Xiao Ting's face seemed to turn even paler, but it was clear that this wasn't what Ya Rou wanted to say.
Ya Rou paused for a moment, then turned her head to the side and said.
"Well, let me tell you mine. Um, we might run into some perverted women..."
ha?
Jiang Kehan's silence was deafening; she tilted her head back slightly, looking down at Ya Rou.
So she wasn't the only one who wanted to divide it into n equal parts.
Suddenly, she felt that her relationship with Ya Rou might not be so distant anymore, and she could even comfort her as someone who had been through it all.
"Cough, don't look at me like that, I'm just guessing!" Ya Rou felt a little anxious as she sensed the admiring glances in Xiao Ting and Jiang Kehan's eyes amidst their silence.
"Anyway, let's catch that so-called green worm first."
"Hmm!" Jiang Kehan was no longer sleepy when she wanted to catch green worms. She moved her mascot costume and started running towards the location of the spell mark.
The thought that the green worms could actually rest made her heart bleed.
Don't do this kind of thing!
The three of them ran in the direction of the green worm, and after an unknown amount of time, they gradually stopped.
Before them stood towering city walls, seemingly reaching for the sky, stretching as far as the eye could see.
"Where is this?" Jiang Kehan looked at the building, which seemed neither physically correct nor logical, with some confusion.
"This is probably the main stage for the story. Let's go in first and talk about it." Xiao Ting pointed to the city gate not far away, where two giants were guarding it.
"..." Ya Rou hesitated, not wanting to go into the city, as there might really be infatuated women there.
But there's nothing we can do about it. The only difference here is the city itself, and the green worms might be in the city.
She couldn't find a reason not to go in.
"Okay," Ya Rou said weakly, following slowly behind Jiang Kehan and Xiao Ting, using her fan to shield her face.
As they approached the city gate, the most conspicuous thing was a notice, or rather, a reward notice.
"Bounty: The Queen wishes to find a warrior to go to the dragon's castle. Those interested are invited to the palace for an interview."
The three exchanged glances, all thinking that yet another villain had appeared.
It's a bit old-fashioned, but the story of the hero and the dragon never goes out of style.
"You all saw that, right?" Jiang Kehan said with a serious expression.
"Yes." The other two nodded seriously as well.
"So here's the question: Miss Noblewoman, Sommelier, and Teddy Bear, which of us three looks more like a warrior?"
Jiang Kehan and the other two looked at each other and fell silent.
Perhaps the Queen doesn't want warriors, but rather a circus.
The three of them had shifty eyes, and they were clearly very guilty.
"Halt! What brings you here!" The giant stopped them at the city gate and questioned them.
"The kingdom does not welcome circuses!"
"We are not a circus, we are warriors who have come from afar," Jiang Kehan said earnestly, not knowing why she could say it without batting an eye.
But that didn't stop her from pinching Ya Rou's arm and warning her not to laugh out loud.
"I see. Please come in, warrior," the giant said loudly, patting his chest.
"The warrior has finally appeared!"
No, do you really believe it?
The three of them were speechless for a moment, still racking their brains to figure out how to fool them, but the giant believed them without question.
Moreover, the giants went out in public, drawing the attention of the city's inhabitants.
"So they are warriors after all. Why are they dressed so strangely?"
"If it's not surprising, how can they stand out? I bet that's what the warriors did on purpose!"
“That makes sense. I’ll get one made for my child when I get back.”
Jiang Kehan felt suffocated listening to these conversations. She awkwardly dug her toes into the ground, but she wasn't alone, because Ya Rou and Xiao Ting were also digging their toes into the ground.
They covered their faces and jogged towards the very center, where the palace was.
After all, this might involve information about the second villain, so I have to go.
However, the situation inside the palace was beyond their expectations.
The architecture here is dreamlike, but it can't compare to the witch's wonders. What intrigues them is why everyone here is a little girl.
That's right, their average height is only 1.2 meters, but they all look like adults, wearing long clothes that drag on the ground as they walk around.
After they forced their curiosity to push open the main hall door, a solemn voice came from inside.
"Are you the heroes that have been making headlines all over the place?"
Jiang Kehan looked around curiously. She couldn't see who was speaking, but judging from the voice, she guessed it was a very authoritative person.
Suddenly, she felt as if her leg had been tapped by a crutch, which made her look down to check.
A little girl, less than a meter tall, looked up at Jiang Kehan with a cold gaze, her lips moving as she spoke in a familiar voice.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen the Queen before? I, Yishansi Oqi (2) 侕寺紦, order you to carry me back to the throne."
……
Jiang Kehan found it hard to believe that this somewhat aloof little brat was someone she knew very well.
She looked at the magic mirror in the other person's hand, unwillingly trying to convince herself.
It makes perfect sense for the wicked queen to become Queen Lori...
This is utterly illogical! What kind of fairy tale is this?!
Chapter 219 The Vicious Deeds of the Underworld Princess
Jiang Kehan remained silent for a long time, but in the end she still couldn't make up her mind to take the child-like queen back to her throne.
The Queen puffed out her cheeks, and seeing that Jiang Kehan hadn't moved for a long time, she grunted and impatiently poked Jiang Kehan's thigh with her little foot.
"You can't even do this little thing right? You've lost your pacifier!"
She seemed to be talking about something very serious, making Jiang Kehan feel increasingly suffocated.
Pacifier...?
Are you really like a child?
If it weren't a fairy tale, Jiang Kehan was certain that this country in the ditch wouldn't survive more than two chapters.
"My name is the White Queen, remember that?" The White Queen crossed her hands cutely in front of her chest, stomped her feet, and then walked towards the throne.
After she climbed onto the throne, she took a pacifier out of the magic mirror and held it like a cigarette butt in her mouth, her little face showing a hint of disdain.
"Now that you've remembered my words, let me introduce you. I wouldn't entrust such an important task to unreliable people."