socalfunplaces Chapter 18: Tips for Exchanging, Escaping the Kill Line
Chapter 18: Tips for Exchanging, Escaping the Kill Line
"This is truly fine wine!"
Liu Qianhuang woke up drunk from his bed, praising the fine wine from Peiguo that he had drunk the day before.
He had originally planned to have a couple of drinks and then go to sleep, but unexpectedly, alcohol proved to be a powerful force, and the more he drank, the more vigorous he became. By the time he turned around, he was already drinking heavily.
Two hundred and fifty jars. After counting the trash in the room, he realized he had drunk a full two hundred and fifty jars of Peiguo wine yesterday.
One jar costs 100 taels of gold, so 250 jars would be 25,000 taels of gold, enough to match the entire assets of Cao Jianbin's father's family.
However, Cao Song's assets were actually much more than that. This was the result of Cao Jianbin's squandering of them.
According to the unofficial historical record "Records of the Three Kingdoms", Cao Song spent over 100 million coins to buy himself the position of Grand Commandant. At that time, 100 coins equaled 1 gold coin, which means that Cao Song spent a full million gold coins to buy the official position.
Cao Song in the official history of the new Three Kingdoms was not poorer than those in unofficial histories; on the contrary, he was far wealthier.
As for why the proceeds from selling off his property amounted to 25,000 gold, we'll have to ask Cao Song's eldest son, Cao Jianbin. When Cao Jianbin failed in his assassination attempt on Dong Zhuo and fled, the people killed by Lü Bu during a search of his residence were not Cao Cao's own residents, but rather his hired servants.
According to the official history of the New Three Kingdoms, employing servants was an extremely extravagant practice. When Liu Bei was staying in Eastern Wu, he almost bankrupted the state simply by hiring a few more cooks. Even the dignified Lu Su had to pawn his fur coat to drink wine when he had servants at home. And all the people Lü Bu killed at Cao Jianbin's residence were Cao Cao's servants.
Therefore, Cao Song truly deserves to be called the richest man in the new Three Kingdoms!
This is also one aspect of the Dharma-ending Age.
"Exchange has become a major problem."
Humming a self-composed tune, Liu Qianhuang redeemed a free hamburger from the food section and started eating.
The hamburger was small, and the bread was very dry.
"I am old, it is ephemeral."
He took a bite of his hamburger and thought to himself inexplicably.
Just like the song says, redeeming is not a simple matter.
He had once seen someone comment in a novel about Zheng Zha doing well that Zheng Zha had stopped struggling and the story had lost its essence. But the reason Zheng Zha struggled was purely due to his own actions. Of Zheng Zha's initial exchanges, apart from a storage ring that could be considered insightful, the rest were nothing more than a waste of his life.
What do you mean you just thought it was cool and redeemed both the vampire and internal energy rewards at the same time?
Liu Qianhuang decided to spend all his points to exchange for 910 days of time to return to reality and study this sentence around the clock.
(PS: This is not the author's clever idea, it's just a pure coincidence.)
Just like a certain Western superpower in reality, the God Space also has a mechanism called the "Kill Line," but it only ever targeted one small team in the Central Continent Team, which is quite amusing.
Because of Zheng Zha's failed exchange, the Zhongzhou team has been struggling on the verge of elimination.
Although Zhang Jie was partly to blame, if the exchange had been handled properly, things wouldn't have ended up in such a sorry state.
However, if he were in charge of the redemption, this problem wouldn't occur.
Nobody understood the God of Exchange better than him. If he weren't worried that pride would lead to defeat, he would have let the Central Continent team win every moment, 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, 60 minutes an hour, and 60 seconds a minute, until they were tired of it and cried, "Please, Lord Liu Qianhuang, we've really won enough, we can't take it anymore."
As we all know, the exchange in the God Space is very balanced. The A-rank Shining Spirit has an overpowered ability that greatly increases speed but does not increase neural reaction speed, thus increasing the probability of the exchanger killing themselves. The CC-rank Fighting Wolf can only double the stats of the reincarnator.
Among them, there are nine supermodels available for exchange.
Which nine are they? They are orthodox cultivation, demon hunter, Sharingan bloodline, Rinnegan, Zanpakuto bloodline, Spider-Man bloodline, summoning the ancient Yamata no Orochi, internal energy, and dual energy circulation.
What? What do you mean you're saying they're actually the Nine Gates of Prison? A kind of exchange trap? Then stop playing these games and go exchange for the Dragon Clan bloodline + Reincarnation Paradise template + Xuanjian Immortal Clan ancient cultivation system + Gu Master system. You'll be all silent once you start.
Oh, it's not that I'm keeping quiet, it's just that I've been mistaken for a piece of trash stuck to someone's foot and can't be removed, so never mind I said anything.
A traditional cultivator can actually cultivate to the level of an immortal. Isn't that overpowered?
Once I cultivate to become an immortal and dominate the galaxy, won't you explode?
Demon hunters can gain immense power simply by burning memories, something that can be easily repaired. Isn't that overpowered?
I'll back up my memories a hundred or two hundred times, and burn them as I type them in. Wouldn't that blow you up?
With the Sharingan bloodline, one can enhance their strength whenever they are emotionally aroused. Isn't that superpowerful?
If I were to instill false painful memories into myself to open my eyes, wouldn't you explode?
Furthermore, it can collaborate with Devil Hunter to erase these painful memories. It can even be exchanged for collaborations with other supermodels—that makes it even more supermodel-worthy!
Spider-Man bloodline, all you need to do is spend one more B-grade side quest and add some points to get the beast intuition that's only available at Tier 5, isn't that overpowered?
Spider-Man's bloodline is compatible with any bloodline. If I were to stitch together a bunch of random bloodlines, wouldn't you explode?
The Reincarnation Army can lead others to gang up on characters in the Reincarnation World. Its members are basically low-end versions of Reincarnators. Isn't that amazing?
If I take on you one by one, won't you explode?
Summoning the ancient Yamata no Orochi, some say the Yamata no Orochi is infested with maggots, but the Yamata no Orochi isn't. The Yamata no Orochi also has dreams! The maggots aren't infested with the Yamata no Orochi, but with those who don't believe the Yamata no Orochi has no dreams!
With its airtight design and extremely high conversion rate, a single sealing technique can transfer all combat power to the host. Isn't that overpowered?
The Yamata no Orochi already has such an oversized weapon inside him. If I stuff dozens more into his back, wouldn't he explode?
I meant the tail, don't get me wrong.
Internal energy can enhance physical fitness, making one's attacks more painful. It can also be used for defense and healing, combining offense and defense. Isn't that overpowered?
If I were to directly unleash the Ultimate Boundless Qi Gong and unleash a million horsepower with the Infinite War God, wouldn't you explode?
With dual energy cycles, while others only have one, you have two. Aren't you already supermodel?
If I use one energy cycle to deplete the other's energy cycle first, and then use another energy cycle to attack, wouldn't you be blown up?
As for the Zanpakuto bloodline, I'm sorry, I really don't know what's so strong about it. But to be ranked alongside the other eight masters, it must be ridiculously overpowered.
Who said these nine gates are imprisoned? These nine gates are far too powerful. When other reincarnators encounter an enemy who possesses these nine gates, they'll be crying and singing "I've mistakenly entered the heavenly realm," shouting that it's already dark.