socalfunplaces Chapter 32 The Deity is a Little Irritable
Chapter 32 The Deity is a Little Irritable
It might have been spicy, or it might have been due to carelessness, but Gulga instinctively threw out his scalding brain.
However, once it's thrown away, it can never be put back together.
"Thank you, nature! Thank you, fish-men, for this gift!"
Fang Qi had been preparing for this moment for a long time, and the wooden planks placed under the tires in advance were also for this moment.
Mimic charges!
The tires spun rapidly, and he leaped up, popping open the bucket lid to meet one of the streaks of light.
thump.
Without any hindrance, a lump of gel entered his stomach and was quickly transferred to his diaphragm.
The second piece of gel landed on the lakebed not far away.
Fang Qi's hard-earned three-wheeled drifting skills came in handy once again. Without hesitation, he smoothly turned around and charged toward his target.
Gulga realized what was happening and stretched out two tentacles to reach for it.
Although it was unclear why the vessel it was being transported to had such a strange flavor, Gulgar instinctively sensed that this incredibly spicy stuff was very important to it.
The tentacles were indeed very fast. Fang Qi was not as agile underwater as he was on land, and it looked like he was about to be outrun.
He immediately became unhappy.
Things that fall to the ground are ownerless, closer to oneself, and if you round them up, they become one's own.
They already left Gulga with one brain, and they still want to steal the other one!
"Eat my hot sauce attack!"
Fang Qi opened the lid of the bucket and spat out the last box of devil hot sauce with a "pui" sound.
This is what Roxi prepared for the third brain while working overtime, and it's perfect for using against the enemy now!
The simple packaging disintegrated in mid-air, and the dark red chili sauce dissolved in the water.
The tentacles that Gulga extended instantly turned red, as if they had been exposed to boiling water, and he shuddered.
It comes fast and goes even faster, sometimes accompanied by a sharp, explosive sound.
Fang Qi, under the cover of smoke grenades and biological weapons, quickly rushed into the battlefield and looted the spoils.
Clang.
The lid closed perfectly, the whole process was smooth and seamless.
[Asset Addition: Resonant Soft Gel, BBB Grade, Click to View.]
"Get out of here!" He didn't bother to check and spat out all the stones used for counterweight in the bucket in a few gulps, and the buoyancy effect immediately took effect.
The barrels left long trails of bubbles as they rapidly rose toward the surface of the lake.
In the instant that angry, crazed, and scorched-out state of Gugar fully descended, Fang Qi burst out of the lake.
……
On the surface of the lake.
The combined forces of the players and the Talosia Guard have surrounded the Murloc Altar.
Despite having a clear numerical and qualitative advantage, the allied forces were unable to break through the enemy lines after a prolonged siege.
The large number of murlocs is one aspect.
On the other hand, these strange fishmen, for some reason, all of them learned the berserk skill, which made them extremely powerful, causing the allied forces to fail in several attacks.
However, the stalemate was finally broken with the arrival of Xiao Wolong and his companions.
"Little Crouching Dragon, use the Tranquility Grenade!" Yu Yuan, shield in hand, took the lead and directed his teammates.
In crucial moments, Xiao Wolong is still very reliable.
Upon hearing this, he took out a bottle of milk from his backpack and threw it into the mouth of the elite murloc guard at the very front of the murloc formation, whose face was flushed and who even had "fiery red lips".
boom.
The grenade exploded, and an unidentified liquid, milky white with some green fragments, smeared the face of the elite murloc guard.
What does it taste like? It seems familiar.
After drinking the spiked "salted blood," it was already in a state of mild hallucination. It reflexively licked its lips, then suddenly jolted awake.
The rich milk flavor, combined with the touch of icy mint, is simply so refreshing!
Who fed it? I really want another drink!
He put down the heavy fork in his hand and looked around, only to find that he was actually on the battlefield.
Ahead, four menacing Talosha men charged toward it, brandishing their weapons.
"When did this happen? Glug glug... What happened?" The elite merman guard was caught off guard and was covered in bumps.
"It really worked!"
Seeing that the "Berserk" status above the elite monster's head had disappeared and its movements were no longer as fierce as before, the four members of Xiao Wolong exchanged glances and rushed forward, using all their items and skills.
The Murloc Elite Guardian's health bar plummeted, creating a stark contrast to the stalemate in the surrounding battle.
For a time, the four people and the fish became the most eye-catching figures on the battlefield.
"What items are you using? Tell me, bro!" A player nearby shouted in the battlefield chat.
"It's nothing, the elite murlocs love to drink beverages." Little Crouching Dragon chatted while attacking.
"Judging from the elite monster's face and the smell, it looks like it threw away milk." A ranged player took advantage of the casting bar to slide to the elite murloc guard for a closer look:
"Holy crap, I'm over-aggroed! Healer, give me a sip!"
The guard casually swung his fork at him, making him scream and cry for his parents.
However, the objective has been achieved.
The player followed suit, took out a can of milk from his backpack, shook it a couple of times to get a feel for it, and then threw it with a standard throwing motion, hitting his team's target right in the middle.
It's just throwing milk, right? He has milk too, and he knows how to throw it.
I had a few bottles left over from doing the chef job quests, and now they come in handy!
However, things did not go as he had imagined.
The elite murlocs that their team was fighting not only failed to break free of their "rage" state, but were instead enraged by the provocation, their eyes turning bloodshot.
"Are you kidding me? How come the damage is 10% higher?!" the main tank shouted angrily.
"I remember now, those guys bought things from the mysterious merchant, let's grab some too!" After discussing for a while in the chat, they finally discovered the truth.
Just as the players were about to ask where they could buy it, they noticed that the once clear lake water had strangely turned into a dark red.
Glug, glug, heat waves kept rising up.
The bubbles on the water's surface were getting bigger and bigger, as if something was rapidly approaching.
"Holy crap, the final boss is coming out? The special effects are amazing!"
"The water temperature seems to have risen too. How strange, could this fish-man god be of the fire element?"
Before the players could even come to a conclusion...
Whoosh!
The water in the center of the lake burst open, and three wheels that the players recognized very well, carrying a wooden barrel, shot into the sky, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and landed steadily on the beach near the Allied forces camp.
The wooden barrel was steaming, and the lid clicked open, revealing a wooden plaque with ink still wet.
The entire operation was natural and smooth, without any unnecessary delays.
"Calming Grenade (Fishman God Special Edition) Hot Sale!"
"Especially effective against all kinds of bosses' confusion, berserk mode, and random skill usage!"
Price: 300 gold coins/bottle, while supplies last!
Players crowded around and saw that the bucket was full of glass bottles, just like the ones Little Crouching Dragon had just thrown out.
"I get it!" one player exclaimed, a look of understanding on their face.
"The boss's hidden mechanic is overheating. The developers deliberately placed merchants selling iced milk at the entrance so we could cool the boss down!"
"This merchant AI is amazing; it actually knew to sell at this time!"
boom!
The loud noise interrupted the players' discussion.
Several thick, scaly tentacles burst from the lake surface and slammed violently onto the rocks on the shore.
The ground shook, and gravel flew everywhere.
Immediately afterwards, a huge, semi-transparent jellyfish-like creature emerged.
As soon as they appeared, they unleashed a barrage of fireballs and water jets, heading straight for the allied forces.