The ultimate master in the city

Chapter 109 Demon's Embryo

Zhou Fengchen removed his wig and beard and hid in the shadows to observe. He discovered that the village chief's brother and the old lady had indeed led a group of people to the entrance of the road down the mountain.

He couldn't help but chuckle to himself, wondering what the dog spirit that was impersonating Monk Yuanzhi would feel if it hadn't died and knew that he had learned all of its tricks.

When we got back to Aunt Hao's house, her husband had already returned from grocery shopping. He bought mostly cold dishes, such as salted goose, cold mushroom salad, and vegetarian platters. In addition, the young girl had cooked a few home-style dishes, filling the table to the brim.

Upon seeing Zhou Fengchen return, Aunt Hao's husband exclaimed, "Brother, you've been in the toilet for quite a while! Come on, wash your hands and have some dinner."

The young girl over there had already brought over hot water, her face flushed.

After washing his hands, Zhou Fengchen sat down around the table with Aunt Hao and her family of three. Aunt Hao's husband opened a bottle of baijiu (Chinese liquor), poured Zhou Fengchen a glass, and said, "If it weren't for you today, my wife would be dead. You're our family's savior!"

Aunt Hao, standing beside him, nodded with a look of lingering fear.

Zhou Fengchen was a little embarrassed and said, "There's no need to say that. I just happened to be passing by and lent a hand."

Aunt Hao's husband shook his head and said, "It's just a helping hand for you, but it's different for us. In short, I, Sun Da, will never forget this kindness in my life. By the way, may I ask your name, brother, and where you're from?"

Zhou Fengchen smiled and told the truth: "My name is Zhou Fengchen, and I'm from the city."

Sun Da raised his glass, "Come on! Brother Feng Chen! Cheers!"

"Dry!"

The two clinked glasses, and then they ate, drank, and chatted about interesting things.

Zhou Fengchen's mind was focused on Doromo and the others. The entrance to the mountain was not too far from the Sun family, so he ate and drank while listening attentively.

Sure enough, not long after, a commotion came from the direction of the mountain pass.

"Oh dear! The three masters have arrived!"

"Have the three masters eaten yet?"

Doromo's voice sounded puzzled: "You...you must have mistaken me for someone else? What master?"

The village chief's brother's voice: "There's no mistake. We were instructed by an old deity to come and fetch you. It's truly effective; everything he said was correct!"

Song Xixue's voice asked, "What old immortal?"

The village chief's brother said, "He's just an old immortal with white hair and a white beard?"

Doromo said coldly, "There must be a mistake. We don't know any old immortal!"

"Hey!" the village chief's brother yelled. "I don't care, the gods sent me to fetch you, so you have to help our village, or we'll kneel to death in front of you."

"Otherwise, we'll kneel and die in front of you!" another group of people said.

Doromo said impatiently, "Fine, fine, what do you want?"

"It's like this, my brother..." The village chief's younger brother recounted the whole story.

Then there was a moment of silence and inaudible murmurs, followed by the sound of footsteps heading into the village.

Upon hearing this, Zhou Fengchen burst out laughing.

Aunt Hao and her family of three were engrossed in their conversation, oblivious to what was happening outside. They stared at Zhou Fengchen in disbelief, "W-what's so funny?"

"Uh! It's nothing, I was just thinking about things at home." Zhou Fengchen coughed and gave a perfunctory reply.

They continued eating, but Zhou Fengchen was still thinking about how Doromo and the others were catching demons. He deliberately got Sun Da drunk, and before long Sun Da was quite tipsy, slurring, "Brother, let's fight again tomorrow. I'm going to sleep now!"

As he spoke, he staggered into the inner room.

Zhou Fengchen shook his head. Well, so he'd just become the eldest brother. He simply tossed his chopsticks down and said, "I'm full."

Aunt Hao and the little girl exchanged a glance and smiled. One of them went to tidy up Zhou Fengchen's room, while the other cleaned up the dishes.

Zhou Fengchen thought for a moment, greeted Aunt Hao, said that his stomach hurt and he needed to go to the toilet for a while, and then ran out the door.

Once outside, he scrambled onto the roof and ran up to the village chief's house again.

It was getting late, and only a few lights were on in the whole village. It was pitch black in the distance and hazy nearby. The village chief's courtyard was quiet and empty, and there was no sound from inside the house.

Zhou Fengchen found it strange, so he hung upside down by the back window again and looked inside. What he saw was astonishing and speechless.

The village chief's younger brother, old lady Li Po, Doromo, Han Fei, and Song Xixue squeezed onto a large bed, staring at each other with wide eyes.

The "village chief" stood by the bed, his face grave as he questioned, "Speak! Where did you come from, you demons? Why are you impersonating humans? Do you intend to devour our entire village?"

I rely on!

Zhou Fengchen's mind isn't working properly. What does this mean? Are the monsters that strong? Are Doromo and his companions no match for them?

At this moment, Song Xixue spoke first, "Brother Han Fei, I want to know... how did we end up in bed?"

Han Fei glanced at Doromo, "Never mind him, attack!"

The three of them immediately jumped up, but then fell back onto the bed.

The "village chief" danced with excitement, "This is so much fun, hahaha..."

The village chief's brother was terrified, his face ashen. Granny Li was also shaken, her voice trembling as she said, "Didn't the old sage say... the three masters would definitely be able to get rid of this demon?"

"Don't even mention the old immortal!" Doromo trembled as he tried to open the umbrella containing the imp beside him, but couldn't lift his hand. He shouted angrily, "What did that monster put on the bed? We've been bewitched! We're completely powerless and can't use anything!"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Fengchen activated his Heavenly Eye and looked at the bed. Sure enough, there was something on the bed that looked like a pig's bladder, wrapped around five people, though they were not visible to the naked eye.

"Village Chief," exclaimed, "How are you so clever? The clothes I wore at birth were specifically designed to break the spiritual bodies of monks and Taoist priests, hahaha, isn't that fun?"

"Illusion?" Zhou Fengchen thought to himself, "This is interesting. Could it be that those three bastards, Doromo, are going to die here today? This is too easy!"

Unexpectedly, Han Fei suddenly said, "This... can be relieved with virgin urine, Xixue, are you still...?"

Song Xixue blinked, her face flushed, "Yes! But how can I pee while lying in bed?"

Doromo coughed: "Just pee!"

Suddenly, Granny Li, standing nearby, said timidly, "Me too, am I still able to manage at my age?"

"Huh?" The other four were extremely surprised.

The "village chief" sensed something was wrong, grabbed a pair of scissors from the nearby table, and was about to rush over and stab someone.

Han Fei immediately shouted, "Let's go together!"

Granny Li and Song Xixue gritted their teeth, their faces flushed, and a faint smell of urine wafted out.

As expected! A virgin's urine can break the demon's garments. Doromo was the first to leap up, his hands forming a mudra.

Immediately afterwards, Han Fei also jumped up and took out the paper doll.

Seeing that things were not going well, the "village chief" let out a strange cry and ran away.

Song Xixue also got up, and the three of them followed behind.

Zhou Fengchen drew his half-drawn goose-wing blade and then put it back. To be honest, that demon was not very strong. He was fighting three against one, and he wasn't very confident. Even if he won in the end, he would probably be in trouble. He shouldn't go to the nunnery then. He should go back and recuperate for a few months and then help Monk Yuanzhi fix his bones next year.

Seeing that the three had chased the monster and disappeared, Zhou Fengchen didn't bother to follow them; it wasn't worth it.

He staggered back to Aunt Hao's house. The lights were still on inside, and the door to Aunt Hao and her husband's room was tightly closed. The little girl was sitting alone in the outer room. When she saw Zhou Fengchen return, she happily greeted him, "Brother, you're back?"

Zhou Fengchen shook his head, thinking to himself that the family hierarchy was quite messed up. "Yes, I'm back. Where's my room?"

The little girl pointed to the side room on the left. Zhou Fengchen yawned and said, "You should go to sleep early too." He then went into the room and closed the door.

The lights outside were quickly turned off, leaving the side room pitch black. Zhou Fengchen lay on the bed with his hands behind his head, pondering how to leave tomorrow, how to find the nunnery, and then lead Doromo and the other two there together, so that he could take the opportunity to ambush and kill them!

Just then, the door creaked open a crack, and a person vaguely entered.

Zhou Fengchen was stunned for a moment. What did that mean?

Then a small, cool mouth, exhaling the scent of herbs, approached. "Big brother, I'll sleep with you!"