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"You say this is caused by loneliness?"
"My God, you're letting him drive a tractor all by himself? I've said it before, all four-wheeled machines are demons."
Watching Lu Ziqiao's vivid performance, someone who didn't know the situation would really believe that his relative had been hit by a car.
No wonder he's the famous detective Conan of the performing arts world, Tang Youyou's nephew.
Their acting skills are truly exceptional.
"Come on, my little tiger, tear me to pieces!"
"I'll be waiting for you!"
"Yes, if he needs an organ transplant, I'm willing!"
"You know where I live, right?"
Lu Ziqiao continues his tearful performance.
"Tell me the hospital address quickly, I'm coming over right away!"
Hu Yifei made up an address (Nuo Li Zhao) randomly, but Bai Tianyu's search revealed that the address was in a desolate wilderness.
There is a large farm nearby with chickens, ducks, geese, and most importantly, hundreds of old sows.
After hearing Hu Yifei's address, Lü Ziqiao anxiously agreed.
"Okay, I'll be right there!"
"Tell your uncle to hang in there, I don't want you to be sad and lose him!"
Then Lu Ziqiao abandoned the beautiful woman and left.
Before leaving, he even came over to say hello to them in a very serious manner.
"You don't need to wait for me tonight."
"I need to go out for a bit, a girl needs me!"
Chen Meijia deliberately said a line that fit her character.
Which girl?
Lu Ziqiao immediately grinned smugly.
"Do you remember the girl I told you about?"
"The lost little white rabbit?"
Chapter 111: Ways to Ask for Help
"But you've never even met him!"
Lin Wanyu felt a little sorry for her and offered a reminder.
Unfortunately, she overestimated Lu Ziqiao; this guy was a reincarnation of a lecher.
I've already got a pout from Hu Yifei's voice.
I got carried away, even after someone told me it was a prank.
He will never give up.
Even if the person opposite him was a 300-pound fat man, he would still resolutely embark on his journey to Heaven on Earth.
This is Lü Ziqiao.
"She looks like Lin Chi-ling, and her voice is similar too. You can't believe such a coincidence, but my intuition tells me it's her!"
Lin Wanyu noticed that Lu Ziqiao still hadn't reacted.
He wanted to directly confront the other party and say that it was Hu Yifei in disguise, and that the purpose was to play a prank.
“Ziqiao, actually…”
But she had barely uttered a sentence when Hu Yifei, quick-witted and agile, grabbed her arm, interrupting her from continuing to remind her.
"As friends, we should help each other achieve our goals!"
"Ziqiao, go, go pursue your happiness."
Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao could no longer contain his excitement.
He yelled and ran out of the bar.
"Hang in there, Uncle-in-law is 957!"
Watching Lu Ziqiao's departing figure, everyone present except Lin Wanyu couldn't help but laugh.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hehehehe!"
Hu Yifei, the instigator, laughed the loudest and most arrogantly.
"Feifei."
"what happened?"
Hu Yifei turned around, put her arms around Bai Tianyu's neck, and asked in confusion.
She didn't know why her man was calling her.
Bai Tianyu leaned closer and whispered something in Hu Yifei's ear.
"I want to be a fierce little tiger tonight, okay?"
"what?"
Hu Yifei felt Bai Tianyu's hot breath on her cheeks, and her face flushed, with two red blushes appearing.
But when she heard Bai Tianyu's words clearly, she was instantly surprised.
I never expected that Bai Tianyu would have this kind of fetish.
"You just want some romance?"
"It's not like I'm asking you to do this every day."
Hu Yifei hesitated for a moment, then revealed a mischievous smile.
"Please beg me!"
"If you can satisfy me, I'll fulfill your request tonight!"
"How about it?"
Bai Tianyu smiled in response to Hu Yifei's request.
Then he kissed her directly.
"Um~"
"I told you to beg me, and this is how you beg me?!"
Five minutes later, Hu Yifei pushed Bai Tianyu away and scolded him with a flushed face.
However, not only Chen Meijia, but even Lin Wanyu noticed that she was not being sincere.
"Sorry, this is all I know how to do."
"Um~"
Another five minutes passed.
"Stop, stop, stop, I promise you, I promise you."
"Stop kissing!"
If they kissed again, Hu Yifei couldn't help but let things escalate.
This is a bar, not a suite.
It wasn't their room either, otherwise Hu Yifei would definitely have let Bai Tianyu know the consequences of teasing her like that.
Unfortunately, she thought too much.
If they were really inside the room, it would only be Comrade Hu Yifei who would beg for mercy.
The outcome will only be more tragic.
"coming?"
"Senior, do you have a girlfriend? Why don't you reply to my messages?"
Inside an internet cafe near Southwest University.
Ouyang Mofei was playing League of Legends when she saw Bai Tianyu arrive, and she stopped playing.
He asked in a slightly questioning tone.
It's obvious that the game was lost just now.
Otherwise, given Ouyang Mofei's level of affection for Bai Tianyu, she would not normally ask such a question.
Moreover, she had always secretly loved Bai Tianyu, and rarely questioned him so directly.
It's obvious that something's wrong with her mood right now.
(agaf) "Why did I lose the game again?"
Ouyang Mofei gets excited whenever games are mentioned.
Without hesitation, he began to rant and rave.
"Yeah, I dominated the enemy Garen in the top lane so much that he didn't dare leave his turret."
"The bot lane is fine, they feed like dogs. Vayne is like a giant Nanfu battery, she's useless except for wandering around aimlessly."
"And what kind of items does the support build? Is it plastic bags?"
"And the jungler, Monkey King is like an idiot, all he does is farm jungle camps."
"A group of people fighting a team battle, and it was more messy than the pig's feet stewed by my grandma!"
Ouyang Mofei was really furious.