Chapter 237
Chapter 237
Luo Xuan scratched his head awkwardly.
He knew his alcohol tolerance.
However, Luo Xuan did not forget the main business and asked.
"Have you brothers ever met the Western Religion disciples who were conferred as immortals?"
Qiu Shouxian drank the wine in his cup and said softly.
"Of course, the Medicine Buddha is also funny."
"He even tricked us into becoming the mountain god of Lion Camel Ridge."
Hearing this, Luo Xuan could not help laughing.
"How did you do it?"
Lingyaxian followed up.
"Directly transformed into the original body and repelled the Medicine Buddha."
"Therefore, there is no belief in immortals in Lion Camel Ridge."
"The Western Religion has stretched its hand a little too far."
"It would have been great if the Medicine Buddha could have been left behind."
Lingyaxian did not hesitate at all.
If the Western Religion dared to attack the three religions.
That's really like an old man eating arsenic, thinking he has lived too long.
Lingyaxian raised his wine glass towards Luo Xuan and Xuandu.
"Damn, big brother, let's drink a little?"
Xuandu and Luo Xuan glanced at the piled-up wine jars at the same time.
They said in unison.
"No need, we have something important to do."
Yuyixian asked with great interest.
"Are you going to take action against the Western Church?"
"Don't forget us four brothers when something good happens."
Luo Xuan waved his hand and said calmly.
"Don't worry, as long as the people from the Western Church dare to show up."
"I will definitely call my brothers first and sweep them away!"
After that, Luo Xuan and Xuandu took several juniors down the mountain.
I didn't expect that these brothers have changed so much.
Zhu Tianpeng murmured thoughtfully.
"No wonder His Majesty has been inviting Master Zhao Gongming to drink recently."
"He said he wanted to confer Master Zhao the title of God of Wealth in Heaven."
"Master, what do you mean by considering it? He is too talented."
As soon as these words came out, Luo Xuan's face suddenly showed a smile.
"Your Master Zhao is a God of Wealth."
"If you don't pay the fine, he will really rob you."
"Okay, stop talking nonsense and continue to test the results of the Western religion's conferring of gods."
"You dare to confer all kinds of demons and monsters. You hope that the prehistoric world will be in chaos, right?"
Along the way, they saw countless wild gods being conferred.
Basically, most of them were demons and monsters who were just filling in the numbers.
Luo Xuan said unhappily.
"Go and complain to that kid Lu Ya when you have time."
"You are the young leader of the demon clan after all, you should take care of the chaos in the demon clan."
"If it weren't for the human luck to suppress them, these big demons would have to come into the city to kill people."
Xuan Du shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"After all, he is a Daluo Jinxian."
"Even our senior Bai Ze can't control him."
"Not to mention Lu Ya, you want him to die."
Luo Xuan recalled how Lu Ya and Qing Luan showed their affection in the Wahuang Palace.
He immediately snorted and said unhappily.
"Lu Ya is miserable, he has fallen in love."
"How can he be hurt by wine and sex before his great cause is accomplished."
Xuan Du glanced at Luo Xuan casually and chuckled.
"I think you are envious."
"Lu Ya and Qing Luan, Lao Niu and Tie Shan, Duo Bao and Jin Ling all have wives and warm beds."
"On the contrary, I am still alone now, but Lü Yue and Shi Ji are both in love."
Luo Xuan crossed his arms and said proudly.
"What qualifications do you, an old bachelor, have to criticize me?"
Xuan Du responded with a smile.
"The disciples of the Human Sect have no desires and no demands, and suddenly realize the great way. They are not happy with things or sad with themselves."
Luo Xuan nodded.
"I am the same."
Xuan Du tutted twice and suggested.
"Then you should join our Human Sect."
As soon as these words came out, Tong Tian in the Eight Scenery Palace of Kunlun Mountain stood up suddenly.
"You are too much, too much. I have tolerated your disciples for a long time."
Laozi responded calmly.
"Then go down the mountain and kill him."
"Anyway, I have my disciples here, so the inheritance will not be broken."
"The premise is that you have to break my magical power of transforming one breath into three pure ones."
Tongtian said timidly.
"Can you use the sword array of Zhuxian?"
Laozi continued calmly.
"Okay, then I will sacrifice the good corpse, the evil corpse and the self corpse."
Tongtian sat down without saying a word.
No chance, no chance at all.
The figure of the eldest brother is like a natural chasm standing in front of him.
It seems that it is impossible to cross it even if you use all your strength.
...
Not long after, several disciples of the three religions who swept the wild gods came back.
The main one is Yang Jian.
You can tell whether it is a good god as soon as the eyes of the God of Heaven are opened.
Even Luo Xuan couldn't help but sigh.
"Your eyes are so useful, you can do it with just one glance."
"It's just the prehistoric versionThermal imaging scanner. "
As long as Yang Jian finds that there is something wrong with the wild god.
The remaining disciples of the three religions will rush forward.
Let those wild gods see what a righteous group fight is.
In a sense, this is also the case that if you are poor, your body will become holy, and if you are rich, your firepower will cover everything.
The disciples of the three religions are awesome, and there are so many of them.
Yang Jian asked with some doubt.
"Uncle, what is a thermal imaging scanner?"
Luo Xuan shook his head and said softly.
"I haven't used it either, don't worry about these details."
"Xiaotian Dog has also made great contributions."
"You can tell the good and evil of the other party by just smelling it."
"Your nose is better than a dog's nose."
Xiaotian Dog looked at Luo Xuan with puzzled eyes.
"Senior, I am a dog."
Luo Xuan directly raised his thumb.
"Loyal dog Xiaotiangong. "
"You are just too honest, otherwise I have to show you the dog training skills I learned from a master."
Xuan Du stared at Luo Xuan with a smile.
"I didn't expect that Junior Brother would know these?"
Luo Xuan responded directly and proudly.
"What about eating dragon fruit, heart-piercing kicks and cardiopulmonary resuscitation."
"I'll give you all of them, and I guarantee that the dog will be obedient."
Xiao Tian Dog asked with great interest.
"Senior, can you tell me in detail?"
"It's just right that I go back to train those disobedient dogs."
Luo Xuan explained excitedly.
"Dragon fruit, just beat him directly until he vomits blood, and it looks almost the same as eating dragon fruit."
"Heart-piercing kicks, just kick him in the heart or abdomen, and turn the dog into a mantis shrimp."
"Cardiopulmonary resuscitation, just strangle him, and when his name flashes from the book of life and death, save him again. "
"Don't worry, the Book of Life and Death is in my hands, I know everything."
While speaking, Yang Jian and other three generations of disciples from the three religions looked at Luo Xuan.
They were suddenly filled with awe that was difficult to conceal.
Yang Jian couldn't help but shake his head and sighed.
"I didn't expect that the usually kind uncle would have this side."
As soon as these words came out, Nezha stared at Yang Jian in disbelief.
He is kind?!
He is almost kind!
Don't annoy the uncle.
Otherwise, kill him and continue to be beaten after becoming a god.
You can do whatever you want with the Book of Life and Death.
Luo Xuan pointed at the human kingdom not far away and narrowed his eyes.
"Where is that place in front?"
Xuandu thought for a while.
"If I remember correctly, it should be Chechi Kingdom. ”
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