Pokémon: My Dad is Kyurem

Chapter 54 God-Slaying Weapon! Heavenly Thunder!

“Son, tell me, why did you choose her? In my opinion, she is just an elf with slightly better talent. Under the current conditions, she is not worth wasting fifteen days of your time and energy.” Kyurem’s voice appeared out of nowhere in Qi Hao’s mind. This was the unique mental perception of a divine beast. “There are some things I can’t say directly, so I’ll use this method for now. You can answer in your mind.”

Qi Hao pondered for a moment and answered in his mind, "Firstly, it's because I feel indebted, after all, I ruined so much of her hard work. Secondly, she is very creative and patient. The production time for a finished model is usually two months. I don't need to elaborate on what a room full of models means. Most importantly, although I didn't participate in the assembly, I can still make out the general outline. Why don't you take a look at our results before making a judgment? And most importantly! Yi Yi is so cute with her fluffy fur!"

Kyurem replied with interest: "Haha, you little rascal, in that case I'll wait and see."

"???????????? Bu! (It's time to show off the results of our fifteen days!)" Eevee's voice rang in Qi Hao's ears, but then he looked at Qi Hao somewhat awkwardly, "(◎ロ◎;) Bu? (What was our slogan again? I don't even know the name of this thing, it's not written on the design drawings!)"

Qi Hao couldn't help but laugh at Eevee's embarrassed expression. "(???〃) Haha, don't worry, leave the calling out the names to the trainer."

Seeing this, Yi Yi nodded, then suddenly jumped off Qi Hao's back. Seven parts appeared in the air, and Eevee aimed at them, unleashing the move "?(?＞ ? <)?Eevee! (High-Speed ​​Star!)"

Unlike ordinary high-speed stars, because Eevee's energy is viscous, the stars are connected to Eevee like broken lotus roots, hitting the connection points of various parts in the air and seeping into them. Then Eevee spins in the air, and the energy gathers in all parts of the body as they intertwine!

Qi Hao extended his five fingers and swung them downwards with a mighty thud! "Gathered power! Forged to annihilate this calamity! Humanity's greatest, final, ultimate strike!!! Descend upon this place! God-Slaying Weapon! Heavenly Thunder! Azeus!!!"

As the various parts assembled in mid-air, the Sky Thunder's originally dim energy core and eyes emitted a blue light!

"Hahahaha! A weapon of divine destruction! Arceus! I really want to see Arceus's expression right now! Hahahaha!" Kyurem's voice of praise came directly from the sphere in Qi Hao's chest, without using mental sensing. He was obviously overjoyed. That makes sense, since according to Kyurem, the Dragon of the Path was dismantled by Arceus.

The massive mech slammed to its feet and rose, its nearly four-meter-tall size making the two-meter-tall Bosscodora appear rather tiny in comparison.

The turbines on the wings spun, and then the feet left the ground, instantly rushing to the front of the Aggron!

"Speed ​​up, get through!" Kyurem said.

Then, a powerful uppercut slammed into Bosscodora's chin, sending the 600-pound Bosscodora flying.

"Strength, passed."

Then Yi Yi piloted the Sky Thunder straight towards the Aggron that had been knocked into the air, circled around to get up, grabbed him and did a head-down spiral landing!

"Flexibility, passed."

boom!

The ground was smashed into a large crater by Bosscodora, and Yi Yi knew when to stop and created some distance.

“Σ( ° △ °|||)︴Holy crap! What is this thing?! We can’t just keep getting hit, Aggron! Use Double Headbutt!” The leader, who was shocked by the Sky Thunder, finally reacted and gave another order. Aggron stood up in the pit, with two yellow lights on its head, and slashed at the Sky Thunder like an axe.

Duang!

Tian Ting simply raised his hand and easily caught the attack with his forearm, without even a scratch!

"Physical defense, passed."

"(д) ?? What the hell is this thing?! I don't believe it! Aggron! Create distance! Use Hyper Beam!" Upon hearing this, Aggron's bulky body suddenly retreated, white energy accumulating in its mouth, while Skybreaker's response was simply to extend its palm with one hand.

boom!

The white impact couldn't penetrate even a fraction of a meter in front of the Skybreaker, as the barrier created by the defensive skill stood tall in front of it.

"Energy defense, passed."

Then the Skybreaker suddenly flew above Bosscodora.

"(?＞ ?＜)σ Yi Yi! Charge! Direct attack declaration! Thunderous Strike!!" Qi Hao gave the order. (Original creation, setting at the end of the chapter.)

Tian Tinghao clasped his hands together, and bolts of lightning erupted from the blue energy cores on his body, continuously converging in his hands! Then, Tian Tinghao opened his hands, as if holding thunder in his grasp, and hurled them with a mighty throw!

A bolt from the blue! A violent bolt of lightning struck Aggron, causing it to see circles under its eyes and faint. Before passing out, it let out a cry of "o(*?▽ ?*)o roar. (If only I were a Ground-type! Anyway, my healer is calling me to eat, so I'm hanging up now.)" (Actually, even Ground-type wouldn't have worked.)

"Energy intensity, passed."

Just as Qi Hao was feeling happy, the Skybreaker in the sky suddenly fell apart, and Yi Yi fell out. The Skybreaker also plummeted vertically. "(*。＞Д＜) Bu! (Out of energy!)"

Qi Hao immediately rushed towards Yi Yi's location, stretching out his hands, "ヽ( ?? ?)?!!! I'll catch you!"

With a thud, Yi Yi fell into the fountain a little in front of Qi Hao's hand.

Yi Yi climbed out of the fountain and spat out a mouthful of water: "(?﹃??*) Bu... (Next time, please be more accurate...)"

Qi Hao silently withdrew his outstretched hand: "(||? w?) Okay... okay, I'll definitely do it next time."

"Battery life is not up to par." Kyurem gave its final assessment: "In other aspects, it is definitely at the legendary level, but you can try to find new energy sources, such as Z-Crystals. Also, you can try to add moves like Quick Attack when attacking in the future. Physical attacks without moves are not very effective against higher-level Pokémon."

Eevee nodded after hearing this, deciding to keep the legendary Pokémon's suggestion. She then jumped out of the fountain, shook herself dry, and gulped down a can of Moo Moo Milk. With one move, she had almost used up all her energy.

She then walked to the Skybreaker that had landed and frantically used its protective features until it was spotless before finally putting it away with satisfaction.

Then she jumped back onto Qi Hao's shoulder, and the children who were stunned by Tian Ting and Bosscodora all surrounded her. "*:??(?′?`)??:* Oh! Big brother, your elf is so cool! What kind of elf is that big robot? I've never seen it before?"

Qi Hao didn't know how to answer, so he could only smile and pet Yi Yi to ease the awkwardness.

Usually at this point, someone should come to the rescue. Sure enough, he came! Song Chenggong flew over on Heracross! "╭(?_＞?)╮ Congratulations on passing the test. You did not hand over your Pokémon in the end. Now you are their true trainers."

Then, with lightning speed, he pulled Qi Hao onto Heracross and flew away, casually telling the leader of the Flash Steel team, "Double your pay today! Medical expenses will be reimbursed by Chen Mu!"

Team leader: ...Not a loss?

Bosscodora: I f*** you!

Before leaving, Ibrahimovic waved to the big gold watch below, saying, "(ヮ ...

Pikachu, sporting a large gold watch, smiled and waved before dragging his still-unconscious companions back one by one.

P.S.: Data on the Sky Thunder (not included in the 2000-word main text)

天霆号

attribute: none

Rank: Equal to Yi Yi's rank

Item carried: Yi Yi

Gender: None

Characteristics: No attribute (It is neither particularly effective nor ineffective against any attribute, but it is also not particularly effective or ineffective against other attributes, and it is not immune to attacks.)

Exclusive Skill: Thunder Strike, Type: None, Power: 99, Accuracy: 99, PP: 9, Unleashes countless bolts of lightning at the opponent; its type is unaffected by anything.

Unique Z-Move: ? ? ?

Total racial stats: 719

Hp: 119

Physical Attack: 120

Physical defense: 120

Special Attack: 120

Special Defense: 120

Speed: 120

Synopsis: The artificial ultimate god-slaying weapon, Sky Thunder Arceus, is designed to rival Arceus.