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He glanced at the time and planned to start the simulation as soon as it was past midnight.
"How dare you hurt my adorable Kun Kun! I'll fight you to the death!"
The loud shout from the banana tree brought Latis back to his senses. He exhaled and, amidst the bewildered gazes of the crowd, struck a starting pose.
"Wing Chun, party boy!"
Tick tock!
A bead of cold sweat slid down the banana's forehead.
"What do we do! We can't understand a word he's saying! What the hell is 'Nightclub Man'? Is it a warrior's combat skill? Or what? Is it some kind of solidification spell on him?"
"Hmm? Not fighting?" Latis frowned slightly, and under the horrified gaze of the banana, he changed his starting stance again.
"The Jingwu School is doomed!"
"Huh? What are all these?" Demon Banana couldn't help but swallow hard, shouting inwardly, "Crippling Hatred? Entangling Needles? Remnant Array? Are they some kind of buff skills? They sound so brutal!"
"Ah! Eh?"
Latis's strange cry made Banana shudder. He looked over and saw the burly man with his exposed chest wipe his nose with his thumb, jump around a few times, then look embarrassed, turn his head to look into the distance, and scratch his crotch vigorously.
"What, what kind of move is this?! What is he doing?!" Demon Banana felt his confidence in the magic net dwindling and couldn't help but take a step back. "Why is he touching my crotch? Is he warning me? Or is he hiding a weapon in his crotch?!"
"Fighting a warrior whose strength is unknown is too much pressure..." Mo Jiao's face gradually darkened. In order not to lose momentum, he had to force a smile and pretend to be relaxed.
……
Latis shivered with disgust.
For some reason, the guy across from me, who looks just like that guy in a black, pure version, blushes as soon as he gets into a starting stance!
At first, he thought he was seeing things, until he changed his position again. Not only did the banana's face become even more flushed, but his whole body also began to tremble and sweat!
"Damn it, Nan Tong 414!"
"I heard that Nan Tong hates straight men who pretend to be cool the most. No way, I have to make fun of myself for protection!"
Latis, with a resonance that permeated his entire body, performed a spinning kick on the spot, using all his strength to wipe his nose with an oily sheen that even mold would send an aircraft carrier to steal.
"Straight men's second trick: Adjusting the testicles!"
He glanced around to make sure few people he knew were watching him, took a deep breath, and stretched his sinful right wife down below...
"What am I doing? Ugh, this is so embarrassing, I feel like I'm going to die!"
His right hand touched his groin.
"Well, it's come to this. Next up is something that will get me killed if someone sees it! Damn it, I'll scratch it!"
It seems a little too faint, let me scratch it again.
Oops, this scratch hurts a bit.
"For some reason, it feels kind of good... Sigh, in my past life, even scratching my crotch would get me photographed by a subway fairy and posted online. How long has it been since I've scratched my crotch so freely in public..."
"No way, damn it!" Latis couldn't help but yell, "What's with the match? What am I doing?!"
He activated [Level 1 Combat Skill - Acrobatics] and lunged at the two gold coins. Just as he was about to shout, he suddenly noticed that the guy opposite him, Banana Bro, was showing a wicked smile full of freedom.
Latis shuddered with a chill, his roar turned into a weak growl, and he couldn't help but close his eyes, turning his forward roll into a sliding tackle...
At this moment, the banana had just finished mentally preparing himself. He mustered his courage and thought:
"Since Kun Kun's tactic of using magic to stop him has failed, then I will use magic to empower myself and directly take his essence with my body before he does... Jin, hehe, it's time for this farce to end."
He climbed his consciousness onto the magic network and resolutely chose that spell!
[Fourth Ring Spell - Anywhere Door: Precisely travels to any point within the caster's line of sight, and can bring along one willing creature.]
[Magic Banana (Licard) #Online]
As the magical essence gathered and enveloped the banana, a victorious smile involuntarily crept onto its face.
"This time, it was Varian who upheld the dignity of the Black Hat Warlock..."
"Ahhhh!"
The sudden strange cry caught the attention of the demon banana. A bead of cold sweat dripped down his forehead as he stared at the gold coin, trying to summon his surging magic.
"Ouch! Oh! Ah! Ughhhhh! Ah~"
The intoxicating screams finally made the Demon Banana glance at Latis, who was sliding in, and just then, the spell was activated.
"no no!!!"
Latis felt his outstretched fist hit something that looked like a water bag. Using the cushioning effect, he stopped in time and looked back at the moon.
"Looks like I've lost... I need to think of a reason to ask Art for the money in advance..."
Latis sighed softly and opened his eyes without any joy or sorrow.
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"Ok?"
Banana was carrying something that looked like star-spangled underwear, staring blankly at what was inside.
"Huh? Nobody's taking the gold coins?"
Latis scratched his head and slowly walked forward.
"Then, I'll thank you?"
He hesitated for a moment in front of the strange-looking demon banana, then thought about it and walked around him, picking up the gold coins from the ground.
"Anyway, let's know when to stop. We've beaten two little Karamis enough. Let's not provoke the boss... I'm outta here. I need to figure out how to use the magic network points."
Latis walked past the banana tree quite naturally, intending to slip away while everyone was distracted.
"You think you can just leave after injuring two of my key generals? Isn't that a bit too much?"
The demon's rough voice sounded from behind him. Latis sighed and turned around.
"I shouldn't have been so ruthless... No, who knew things would turn out like this!"
“Alright.” Latis shrugged, looking at the demon. “What do you suggest we do?”
“We don’t compete to steal gold coins.” The demon removed his hat, revealing a shiny bald head. “You shouldn’t be too weak when it comes to traversing the wilderness, right?”
He grinned and said menacingly:
"Let's have a fight, and let fate decide our fate."
Chapter 33 The Basic Qualities of a Corporate Slave
[Third Ring Spell - Flight: Grants the user or a willing creature the ability to fly. Duration is related to the total amount of mana available.]
[The Demon Lord (Bodman) #Online]
As two feathers, which served as the material, fell from the sky, a menacing shadow was imprinted on the ground.
Latis looked at the demonic figure, which resembled a giant, black cockroach in the dim night sky, and sighed.
For thousands of years, one thing that mages have always enjoyed talking about is standing still and attacking during the duration of the Flight spell, watching how warriors get beaten to a pulp and run away in fear.
At least in battles between warriors of the same rank, mages have an overwhelming advantage over warriors.
If one day a mage loses to a warrior in a battle of the same rank, he will surely become famous, and the entire magic network will begin to spread the mage's deeds until he is promoted to legend or goes to the Goddess's Church to change his online name.
The villain never considered changing his online name. After all, they were wanted criminals who committed crimes on the run, and going to the Church of the Goddess would be like walking into a trap.
By then, the username might have been changed, but it would simply be changed to a nickname like "[Magic Network User 114514]".
"What? You're too scared to fight?" The demon laughed wildly, pulled a handful of dirt from his pocket, spat it out, and said, "Then run away with your tail between your legs!"
[Fourth Ring Spell - Ice Storm: Hard, stone-like hailstones will slam into the ground like a sweeping storm, making it difficult for enemies within the casting range to move, and altering the terrain of the target area.]
"The boss has unleashed his power!" The black-hatted sorcerers swiftly disappeared into the distance, their eyes filled with awe as they gazed at the ice cloud that had coalesced under the might of magic.
"So many years, so many years! Finally, we see the old devil use this trick again!"
"Back then, the Demon Boss faced twenty poor people—no, royal guards—by himself, and strung them all together with a single Ice Storm!"
"Among intermediate-level mages, the boss is definitely one of the best!"
"It's time for the warrior's torture, the betting is on! Let's bet on how many seconds that warrior can last!"
"Twenty seconds, after all, he's the man who exploded Kunkun and Jiaojiao's balls."
"Ten seconds should be enough. Warriors have a lot of health, they can survive a little longer before dying!"
"I'll bet for ten seconds too!"
……
Thick icicles silently rose up, and the biting cold wind rushed into Latis's breasts, causing him to involuntarily shudder.
He sneezed and looked up at the dark cloud swirling with icicles and hailstones.
"Hey, you can't take a joke, can you?"
"Latis said unhappily."
"Bullshit!" the demon roared furiously. "You've crippled two of my generals, and you still have the nerve to say that?"
"Uh..." Latis looked at the floor guiltily, "Would you believe me if I said I really didn't mean it?"
The demon chuckled coldly and shouted:
"If you didn't do it on purpose, I'll explode your balls right here!"
"This is what you said..."
Latis relaxed and happily unplugged the internet cable for him.
[The Demon (Bodman) #Offline]
"Stop talking nonsense, eat my... glug!"
The sudden gust of wind that rushed into his mouth startled the demon. Only when the ground, with its sharp icicles, came into view did he scream in terror.