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Unexpectedly, he had left the guests in the private room and gone out to have fun.
To appease the customer, the humpback whale immediately gathered everyone in the store to apologize and prepare to calm the customer down first.
Gu Ran and Su Xiaoqiang were at the very back of their group chat, looking rather idle. Su Xiaoqiang asked in a low voice, "Why didn't Senior Brother Chu and the other two come back with you?"
"They ran into some trouble, but they'll be back soon," Gu Ran asked. "Have they taken care of the cups and everything?"
Su Xiaoqiang nodded slightly, and she crossed Gu Ran's arm over her chest: "Of course, I washed my hands twice with the bathroom hand soap. After washing, I refilled the glasses with wine and even touched the glasses to their lips, making it look like they had drunk from them!"
"Wow, you're really good at faking the scene!" Gu Ran praised.
"I also washed the bottles, and then refilled them with wine, so that there were no drug residues left in the bottles!"
“Awesome!”
At this point, the humpback whale called everyone in the store, and together they apologized to the fat woman, displaying their "craftsman spirit."
But the fat woman refused. She sat on the sofa, her fat bulging out, and you could see her layers of wrinkles even through her clothes.
She patted her soft thighs and shouted, "No one's apology is useful! I want Ukyo! I want him to come and kiss the back of my feet as an apology!"
The humpback whale didn't know where the three men were now. In a way, Su Enxi bought the host club for their sake, so the three men were actually the bosses, and he couldn't control them.
He told the fat woman that Ukyo had gone out on business, then gave her a free meal and a lifetime VIP card, hoping she would be magnanimous.
"Free meal?" The fat woman pulled out another wad of cash from her bag. "Do you think my family is short of money? Do you know how many people have given us money? Do you think this is about money?"
The fat woman slapped her two thick thighs hard again: "I want Basara King! And Ukyo, not one less, or I'll report you to the Metropolitan Police Department for drugging and raping!"
She held up the sealed bag in her hand, which contained empty wine glasses and bottles.
The humpback whale panicked when he saw the sealed bag, because he was afraid that Caesar and his gang had really drugged it. If it got to the Metropolitan Police Department, the reputation of the host club in Takamagahara would be ruined, and it would be unable to continue operating!
The humpback whale prepared to swallow this humiliation and offered to kiss the fat woman's feet as an apology.
But the fat woman was a little scared. The humpback whale's whiskers were so thick, what if they pricked her tender instep?
The humpback whale is quite old; all the hair on his head has fallen out. He may have been very charming when he was young, but now he's middle-aged. The male escort industry is also a profession that relies on youth.
Just as the fat woman was about to use harsh words to mock the humpback whale, the door was pushed open from the outside, and Caesar and Chu Zihang returned together.
Caesar had just entered and was unaware of the situation. It wasn't until he saw the fat woman's face rushing towards him that he remembered what had happened and couldn't help but curse, "Shit!"
Chu Zihang had to nudge Caesar with his elbow to tell him not to swear at the guest.
Caesar immediately understood and gracefully walked up to the fat woman to greet her: "Good morning, my princess. You look like you slept well last night!"
The fat woman opened her mouth and glanced at Chu Zihang again. Both of them were covered in blood and exuded a murderous aura.
Chu Zihang said haltingly in Japanese, "Guests, they've all had too much to drink and fallen asleep. Let's go out and get something to eat."
“Yes, yes, we were so hungry, we went out and got something to eat this morning,” Caesar said at this point.
No one in the store believed it, including the fat woman and her girlfriends.
Because both Caesar and Chu Zihang were covered in blood.
Although Gu Ran joined the fight last night, they weren't seriously injured, but they still had quite a few bruises.
Chu Zihang noticed that the duffel bag he was holding was dripping blood. Inside was the trench coat from last night, which was splattered with even more blood. The duffel bag contained firearms and long knives.
"I met an injured person on the road and took him to the hospital," he said expressionlessly.
"Senior Brother Chu really doesn't lie," Su Xiaoqiang whispered to Gu Ran at the bar. "But his expressionless face and the blood-dripping duffel bag are so intimidating, it's like he'd chop someone up if they didn't believe him!"
Gu Ran nodded and smiled, then continued watching the show.
Upon hearing Chu Zihang's words, the fat woman immediately said with concern, "Why did Youjing go to save those insignificant people? What if he's a gangster? I'm worried you'll be in danger..."
Before the fat woman could finish speaking, her best friend behind her interrupted her by pinching her fat. However, the fat woman had so much fat that it took a large pinch for her to react.
The fat woman finally came to her senses and reverted to her previous angry demeanor: "You actually drugged our drinks, trying to rape us? That's a crime!"
Caesar glanced behind him and saw Gu Ran and Su Xiaoqiang boiling milk on an induction cooker at the bar. There was also a coffee machine next to them, dripping Americano coffee. The air was filled with the rich aroma of coffee and milk.
The two looked like a young couple watching a TV series together at home, and the scene they were performing today was called "The Guest Who Got Intoxicated and the Cowboy Who Was Framed".
Caesar believed that Gu Ran and Su Xiaoqiang had definitely cleaned up the scene, so he said nonchalantly, "I didn't drug you, so don't accuse me wrongly!"
"No drugs? If I hadn't been drugged, would I have gotten drunk after just two drinks?" The fat woman seemed to laugh in anger. "I can drink two cases of champagne without any problem, so stop making excuses!"
"If you don't believe me, take the wine glass and bottle to the police for testing," Caesar said nonchalantly.
The fat woman was stunned. Could it be that they really hadn't drugged her?
The other girlfriends stared at each other, somewhat at a loss.
Seeing Caesar and Chu Zihang's confident demeanor, the humpback whale breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed they hadn't drugged him, which was good.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is just a small misunderstanding, or perhaps..." The humpback whale was about to smooth things over, but the fat woman wouldn't buy it at all!
The fat woman said, "Shut up! Even if you didn't drug me, I know there's something wrong with your identities. You're probably illegal immigrants. Believe me or not, I'll call the police and have you deported!"
"You bunch of gigolos are nothing but dogs. I paid money to have fun, and you dare to offend me? Do you even know who I am?" The fat woman continued her rambling, while Caesar and Chu Zihang were now quite murderous. After all, they had been busy all night and their patience had almost worn out.
Just as Chu Zihang was about to draw his sword, Gu Ran suddenly grabbed his hand, took out a pocket watch, raised it to the fat woman, and said, "Hey, let's have a no-mask exchange!"
Gu Ran's words sounded very familiar to both Caesar and Chu Zihang.
Chapter 436 Ruri Kazama Makes Her Debut
Caesar and Chu Zihang were stunned for a moment before they remembered that Gu Ran's words were a favorite saying of Masashi Tomiyama, the psychological counselor at Kassel College.
This is the first thing he says when he gives psychological counseling to students.
Caesar and Chu Zihang exchanged a glance, wondering if those fat women could understand them, since Gu Ran had just spoken in Chinese.
Surprisingly, the fat woman and her friends understood and replied, "Okay!"
"You guys had a lot of fun with Ukyo and Basara King last night, right?" Gu Ran's eyes were bloodshot, and his three-tomoe Sharingan was activated at them simultaneously.
"Yes!" the fat woman and her girlfriends said in unison.
"Now that it's morning, shouldn't you all go back together?"
"Yes."
"So, would you please leave now? We won't see you off. Go back and get some more sleep. Welcome back next time!"
"it is good!"
The fat woman and her girlfriends then started packing their things and left in a line.
Caesar leaned closer to Gu Ran: "Wow, you actually know hypnosis?"
"I learned a little bit from Masashi Tomiyama—suddenly drawing attention is more than enough to deal with these ordinary people." Gu Ran put away his pocket watch and stretched. "How did you escape?"
"They wouldn't dare search a police car if it was hidden in the trunk," Chu Zihang said calmly.
The two were now filled with murderous intent. Just now, Chu Zihang had actually drawn his knife and held it to the fat woman's neck to shut her up.
The humpback whale came over this time. He wasn't quite sure what Gu Ran had done, but he knew that Gu Ran had helped Takamagahara, so he came over to sincerely apologize.
"Thank you for your help. I will give you a lifetime VIP card for our store, and you can enjoy a 30% discount every time you come to our store in the future..." the humpback whale said sincerely.
Gu Ran was still dressed as a woman at this time, so the humpback whale thought he was also a guest.
Gu Ran smiled and then looked towards the door: "We have guests."
The male prostitutes were all surprised; there were no customers so early in the morning.
Just then, cheers erupted outside, mixed with the fat woman's shouts.
Gu Ran found it amusing, because the people outside had actually dispelled his hypnosis. Although his hypnosis level wasn't very high, it wasn't something an ordinary person could dispel.
Actually, Gu Ran hypnotized these fat women because he sensed that people outside were about to come in, so he wanted to try his hand at it.
Judging from the current situation, the other party's skill in hypnosis is indeed quite good.
Surrounded by the fat woman and a group of her girlfriends, a handsome young man, dressed in a white shirt and black suit, walked in carrying a bouquet of tulips.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the boy shyly handed over his business card.
“Kaze, Master Kazama Ruri!” someone recognized the handsome boy and said reverently.
Ruri Kazama is a leading figure in the host club world and a master of flower arrangement. He is proficient in Kabuki and will sing to girls from time to time, and will also perform on stage.
What makes Kazama Ruri so great is that he is different from ordinary male hosts. Ordinary male hosts work to earn money and would love to have their customers hand over their savings to support them.
Kazama Ruri, on the other hand, works purely out of love. He becomes a male escort because he loves it and even pays his partner extra.
This is why he became one of the legendary figures in the male escort industry, and girls considered it an honor to meet him.
That's why those fat women came back.
"This guy... he's quite handsome," Su Xiaoqiang whispered. "Is he possibly gay?"
"Does being handsome necessarily mean being gay?" Gu Ran retorted angrily.
"You only failed because you met a stunning beauty like me. Who knows what would have happened if you hadn't met me?" Su Xiaoqiang said matter-of-factly.
Gu Ran was both amused and exasperated, so he could only tickle her, and they fought like children, each hitting the other as if no one else was around.
Fujiwara Kansuke respectfully accepted Kazama Ruri's business card with both hands and presented it to the shop manager, Humpback Whale.
After meeting a customer, Kazama Ruri would leave her business card as proof of their pleasant encounter. Then the customer could brag to her girlfriends, "I've met Kazama Ruri before; she's the best host in all of Japan!"
"As expected, it's Master Kazama who has come to visit!" Although Humpback Whale is a senior in the host club world, he still maintains respect for the legendary figure Kazama Ruri.
Because he's a top-tier gigolo, unlike these expired gigolos.
"Today is a day of glory for Takamagahara." The humpback whale bowed in reverence.
Kazama Ruri returned the greeting: "Nice to meet you. I've long admired Senior Whale!"
Kazama Ruri is indeed beautiful, with a true feminine appearance, a small frame, and a fair and delicate face. At first glance, she looks like a short-haired girl.
He bowed to Caesar, saying that the other was a man as unyielding as a rock, and then greeted Chu Zihang, saying that Chu Zihang had the appearance of a swordsman, but had a gentle heart.
Then he looked around and suddenly looked at Gu Ran: "Looking at Gu Ran in the photos, you seem like a deep and profound person, but I didn't expect you to be as playful as a wave in real life."
Gu Ran smiled and said, "You're quite mischievous too, managing to find us."
"Isn't Sakura-sensei here?" Kazama Ruri asked.
"How did you know Sakura wasn't here?" Caesar was very curious. There were so many people here, and he was meeting them for the first time. How could he know that Lu Mingfei wasn't there?
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