socalfunplaces Page 478
Page 478
"On behalf of our XX Tobacco Company, I hereby announce that all cigarettes produced by our company will henceforth be permanently and free of charge for Mr. Constantine! There is no upper limit!"
It's no exaggeration to say that Constantine has amassed a large following thanks to his identity as an exorcist and his unique, mysterious aura that allows him to straddle the line between heaven and hell!
This is definitely a win-win situation!
Constantine World, Constantine: "Ha~ Kramer, get a different truck, we've got a job."
Constantine World, President of the Tobacco Company: "...one pack a day..."
Dude! You're a seasoned exorcist! I just can't see where your bottom line is!!!
Constantine's World, Midnight: "Hehe~ Little brother Chase, it seems you won't be able to get the membership card I personally processed. You'll have to keep bothering that guy Constantine and get him to teach you a few more tricks."
Constantine World, Chascramer: "Don't come out...don't come out..."
【"call--!"】
Just as Constantine was about to leave, a pair of enormous, dark gray wings suddenly unfurled behind him!
Constantine seemed to sense something and turned to look behind him...
Dressed in a pure white gown, with golden eyes silently gazing at Constantine, that was… 'Kramer'?!
As their eyes met, a slight smile curved 'Kramer's' lips, then it suddenly flapped its wings!
[His entire body suddenly transformed into a streak of light!]
[It shot straight into the sky and disappeared into the pitch-black night...]
Constantine World, Chascramer: "Spicy pills..."
Chapter 655 'Balance', Top 9: John Constantine, End of screening.
Constantine World, Midnight/Hennessy/Beaman: "My hair?!"
What a mess this world is! Yu Wanyin exclaimed, "Wow! Little brother, you've become an angel and gone to heaven! Congratulations!"
Professor Oak from the Pokémon world: "'Dedication' and 'sacrifice'—not only can you go to heaven, but you can also become an angel! This is already a leap in the level of life! It's truly amazing!"
In the world of A Thought Through Eternity, Bai Xiaochun asks: "Can angels live forever?"
In the world of Battle Through the Heavens, Xiao Yan: "Immortal life? Impossible, I remember..."
In the world of A Thought Through Eternity, Bai Xiaochun said, "Oh, thank you. No need to say anything more, I'm not interested."
In the world of Naruto, Orochimaru: "Immortality? Hehehe~~"
【“…”】
Constantine remained silent after witnessing this.
Then he suddenly laughed.
Constantine continued walking briskly, but this time, his steps were much lighter.
Constantine World, John Constantine: "..."
There's a little-known fact that's not widely known.
Angels are not those who ascend to heaven after death.
The number of angels in this world is constant. Even Gabriel, after being stripped of his power by God, will still be an angel after he dies in this life.
So... Chas Cramer has been playing himself all along?
[Legendary figures from countless worlds in film]
[The world of film, the world of Constantine.]
[Top 9: John Constantine:]
【..................../??/)
....................,/?../
.................../..../
............./??/'...'/???`·,
........../'/.../..../......./¨?
........('(...?...?.... ?~/'...')
..........................'...../
..........''............. _.·?
......................……】
[The ranking is not in any particular order and has nothing to do with actual ability.]
[The movie has ended.]
The villain initializes the world. Jiang Xiao: "...That middle finger, looking at it this way, really does perfectly capture Constantine's personality..."
In the world of Under One Person, Lu Linglong said, "It feels like that scumbag Kang suddenly used his ultimate move right in my face... What should I do when my hands start to itch?"
In the world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Time Chicken says: "If your hands are itching, just jump out of the screen and beat up the author! Forget about interpretations, I think this author is just padding the word count!"
Zero World, Zhe: "Ah—! Ring! What are you doing all of a sudden!"
Zero World, Rin: "Nothing... I just suddenly realized that my brother seems to be going out with all sorts of girls lately, always leaving me alone in the video store!"
Zero World, Zhe: "Ah, sorry, sorry. Would you like to come along next time, Rin?"
Zero World, Rin: "Hmph! I don't want to go to these invitations that come out of nowhere! *sigh* (sticks out tongue)"
Constantine World, Chascramer: "Oh! Mr. Constantine, I'm so sorry..."
Constantine World, Constantine: "Hehe~ What are you saying, my angel? I have never done anything to deserve your apology."
Constantine World, Chas Cramer: "NO! John, don't do this, I was wrong, but I really can't say it."
Constantine's World, Constantine: "...Is it because of that old bastard God? That old fox..."
"Your Majesty, have mercy on me!" Lu Xiaoyu exclaimed. "What?! What kind of hilarious plot has happened that I don't know about? Kramer is going to have to pay Constantine an apology with his body?"
Your Majesty, spare the world! Lü Shu: "..."
Water formations... no, water curtains are really harmful!!!
In the world of the Demon List, Long Sanyuan: "Ahem, don't spread rumors, although I also... ahem! Judging from the conversation between Constantine and Kramer, it seems that Kramer was an angel from the very beginning?"
In the world of Jackie Chan Adventures, Uncle says, "The word 'balance' is the guiding principle throughout."
Jackie Chan Adventures World, Jackie Chan: "Oh! I get it! God probably knew about Mammon's plan all along, and also knew that Gabriel would be on Mammon's side. The 'balance' is out of control."
"So Kramer was sent to the mortal realm to assist Constantine. And because Constantine himself possessed powerful exorcism abilities, a restriction was placed on Kramer in order to 'balance' the strength of both sides."
In a game world where rules cannot be broken, Gu Dai said, "I see. In that case, Mammon got his hands on the Spear of Destiny first, and the vessel with the powerful spiritual energy encountered Constantine."
"Mammon has Balthazar and a series of supporters in Hell, so for Constantine, this corresponds to Hennessey and Beaman's assistance, as well as finding Constantine at the beginning to resolve the girl's abnormality and make Constantine discover all these unconventional changes!"
Constantine World, Lucifer: "Heh~ That old guy really is a master strategist!"
It was a happy ending, and everyone chatted and joked in a relatively relaxed tone.
What? You're asking what about Hennessy and Beeman, who are dead?
He's not dead yet!
Furthermore, considering that Constantine's final exchange with Lucifer didn't include these two people, it's highly likely they went to Heaven early to enjoy their retirement.
Once the enthusiasm of the comments on the screen subsides a bit, we can proceed to the next segment as usual...
"Constantine..."
"Congratulations on ascending to the Heavenly Realm and becoming one of the legendary figures of all the myriad worlds. All intelligent life in the myriad worlds will now evaluate you. Based on their assessment, you will be awarded a prize to compensate for the losses caused by the disrupted future."
So what if I'm reincarnated as a spider? In this world, Spider Child: "Waaah! I'll fight..."
So what if I'm reincarnated as a spider? Evil God D: "One hundred points, okay, don't waste time, next one."
So what if I was reincarnated as a spider? In this world, Spider Child: "...I'm going to draw a circle and curse you..."
In the world of the school beauty's personal bodyguard, Chen Yushu said, "Give Constantine a score...emm, this time it's not easy. Whether it's the famous 'Satan lighting a cigarette' scene or the 'middle finger under holy light,' they're both incredibly cool!"
"...But Constantine can be really infuriating when he's angry! Angela was in such a state! And he was just like a block of wood, completely unmoved! No! What block of wood! Look at what that succubus named Anri said, she and Constantine are having an affair, and Hennessy said he's bisexual..."
"What kind of scumbag character is this?! Waaaaah! I'm so unwilling to give him full marks!"
Chapter 656 The World Where Only Mammon Was Wounded Has Been Achieved
In the world of Assassin Seven, Wu Liuqi says: "Garlic Bird~ Garlic Bird~ It's just a rating, don't get too angry and hurt yourself."
In the world of Gintama, Kagura says, "He's really handsome, but if I were to give him a perfect score... ugh... (shivering) I feel like Constantine suddenly grew out of my back and is giving me the middle finger with disdain..."
Constantine World, John Constantine: "??"
What the hell? ?
In the caged world, Fei Xingkong exclaimed, "What heresy! Call the Inquisition!"
In the world of Caged Man, Si Rui says, "Ah~ looking at that golden middle finger on the sky, I really want to beat up Constantine before giving him a rating..."
Constantine World, John, Constantine: "..."
Friend, there's really no need for that...
In all the worlds of the myriad realms, the lighthearted and enjoyable daily routine of 'giving scores' has once again begun in full swing...
Constantine World.
Half a month passed in the blink of an eye, and some interesting things happened during that time.
For example, Mammon in Hell experienced for the first time what it means to have "fatherly love as deep as a mountain".
"Roar-!"
"Aww!! Father! Aww—!!"
Lucifer watched this scene with a blank expression.
The 'Hell Paradise' originally prepared for Constantine was instead given to his son to 'enjoy' first.
This good-for-nothing is more likely to cause trouble than to accomplish anything!
If it weren't for this good-for-nothing's impetuousness and unrealistic ambition, how could Constantine have possibly qualified for heaven?
That's Constantine's soul, which we've already got our hands on!
The other person is about to die from lung cancer!
It's all because of this idiot!!
The thought of Constantine giving him the middle finger before going to heaven almost made Lucifer forget Mammon's ambition to surpass him and become the ruler of the human world!
Silently, Lucifer had lost count of how many times he had stood up, his hand clenched into a claw shape, and he clenched it sharply towards Mammon!
Oh~ the world where only Mammon is injured has been achieved~
However, that's not entirely accurate. Besides Mammon, there are also Balthazar and a series of other half-demons who support Mammon within the 'Sky Veil'.
During this period, they also fell into Constantine's hands, directly or indirectly, and eventually "enjoyed" the paradise that Lucifer had created with their own hands, together with the "new master" they wanted to serve.
Oh, except for that succubus, Enri; Constantine spared her life…
Meanwhile, Constantine has been extremely busy for the past two weeks!
Putting aside the bizarre demons that inexplicably appeared before him, Constantine was already so busy making all sorts of amulets that he was practically running around on his feet.
These include amulets that can pierce through illusions, suppress the erosion of demonic power on the body, and various protective charms that shield and conceal one's aura.
They have no idea that Mammon is having a 'good time' right now. After the Skyveil is exposed, the worst-case scenario is undoubtedly a fierce counterattack from the enemy!
And then there's Kramer, who, after his angelic identity was exposed, managed to plead his way into Constantine's forgiveness, and from then on, he continued to drive for Constantine...
I don't know what he's after...
Perhaps after becoming human, the other person's 'human' emotions became richer.
By the way, Midnight actually got Kramer a club membership card herself, which made this angel who doesn't look like an angel at all extremely happy!
Constantine also asked Kramer some questions about God.