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At this moment, Obito had returned to his bed. He understood that he couldn't get out in his current state; just as Madara had said, there was no way out.
Thinking of this, Obito stared blankly at the ceiling.
He really wanted to go back, but he couldn't.
Suddenly, Obito looked towards the foot of the bed.
Two figures, entirely white and resembling clay sculptures, stood lifelike at the foot of his bed.
[A face that spirals outwards, a body that appears to be wrapped in bandages.]
The other one looked much more solid, with half of its face remarkably similar to a human's, even including half a head of hair.
[Its body was covered with many sharp, claw-like, curved spikes.]
At first glance, it looks somewhat similar to Obito's current appearance, with only one arm; the other arm is covered by more white substance.
【“Yay~”】
The spiked figure greeted Obito.
"How are you feeling?"
[Uzumaki asked Obito, who was lying on the bed.]
Obito propped himself up and sat up, replying somewhat sullenly.
"Of course it was terrible."
"This is an artificial body made from my brother's body cells? It even has self-awareness!" Naruto world, Tobirama Senju.
"Oh my, everyone knows that Madara Uchiha's strength is unparalleled, but no one expected that Lord Madara is also quite shrewd in scientific research." - Orochimaru, Naruto world.
"To create an artificial human using just one person's cells? Goodness, I can already imagine how powerful that person must be." — Zhang Chulan, Under One Person World.
"How much time has passed since I arrived here?"
"I feel like I've been there for ages."
[Obito asked sullenly, clearly in a bad mood.]
"Don't worry, you don't need to pay rent."
[The spiked man made a joke, trying to lighten Obito's gloomy mood.]
The vortex-like figure on the other side also shrugged and said.
"Since we were born from golems, we don't need to eat anyway."
"There's no money for meals, and no toilet."
[The vortex-like figure spoke in a lively tone.]
"Because there's no need to defecate."
[Finally, they even added this line seriously.]
[Obito was somewhat embarrassed (─.─||), and retorted.]
"But that doesn't mean you can equate me with you."
As he spoke, Obito touched the right side of his body, looking somewhat annoyed.
"Only the right half of my body contains this inexplicable thing."
[The spiked man explains to Obito.]
"Thanks to it, you were able to survive without food or water."
"I think you should be grateful."
The Whirlpool Man also nodded in agreement, arms crossed.
"That's right, I don't want to be compared to you."
"You are an emotionless artificial being, while we are artificial humans."
As he spoke, the Whirlpool Man confidently pointed to himself with his thumb.
"They have feelings."
"Speak," the vortex-man said smugly, hands on his hips.
"And he understands humor better than you do."
"They have a richer vocabulary and are smarter than you."
As he spoke, Uzumaki pointed at Obito.
[Meaning: You're no good~, I'm awesome!!]
【╭??`w???╮】
However, the Vortex Man suddenly paused, then said with some regret.
"Although it doesn't poop."
【"Shut up!"】
[Obito shouted, somewhat annoyed, and asked irritably.]
"Then tell me, in what ways are you more advanced than me?"
The vortex man and the spiked man exchanged a glance, then said with certainty.
[“We…” the thorny man.]
[“In progress…” Whirlpool Man.]
"We're watching you!" - Whirlpool Man and Spiked Man.
The two even gave each other a thumbs-up with utmost seriousness!
"They even spoke in unison! It's infuriating!"
[Obito broke through the defense and shouted angrily.]
(Obito: Don't you know I'm still a baby? You guys are mocking me like this, waaaaah!)
Seeing that Obito was no longer as dejected as before, the thorny man spoke up to get down to business.
"That's why we're here to help you with your rehabilitation."
"It's because Madara ordered us to restore you to a state where he could boss you around before he woke up."
[The Whirlpool Man gives a thumbs up in approval.]
【"cut."】
Obito disdainfully turned his head away, looking at Madara lying on a tree trunk not far away and making a sarcastic remark.
"Let these two talkative puppets monitor me."
"All he does is sleep all day."
[Then Obito looked at his hands, clenched them into fists, and made up his mind.]
"I must escape from this place and find Rin and Kakashi."
"Where can we get out?"
[Obito looked up at the vortex man and the spiked man and asked.]
[When Obito asked the question, Uzumaki waved his hand dismissively and said...]
"There's no way out; there's no exit."
However, he still pointed to a spot and began to explain to Obito.
"After Ban ordered us to move you here, he blocked the gate with a huge rock."
Obito looked over and indeed noticed that the wall there was somewhat different from the others.
[It was really sealed off with huge rocks!]
[Obito shouted in exasperation.]
"It's completely blocked?"
Chapter 67 Madara's Plan Exposed! Kakashi: Obito, I'm going to bring you back to my side!
Ignoring Obito's shouts, the thorny man asked curiously.
"You were calling out '[Linlinlin]' repeatedly in your sleep."
"Could it be that he wants to go outside to retrieve the bell?"
Obito felt instantly awkward, as if he'd been caught watching something his wife wasn't home to watch late at night.
However, Uzumaki Man completely ignored Obito's unusual behavior.
["Occasionally mixed in with [idiot idiot idiot idiot]"]
"Oh, and [Idiot Kakashi] too."
The spiked man nodded in agreement.
"Yes, yes, I've called it that occasionally."
"[The Whirlpool Man asked curiously.]"
"What's this idiot Kakashi?"
"I don't know, just ask him directly."
"The spiked man suggested."
Meanwhile, my brother Tu Zi was covered in sweat; if it weren't for his lingering injuries, he would have transformed into a master architect!
[Let me show you how to carve out a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment using only your feet.]
"Did I ever say something like that?"
Obito's lips twitched awkwardly as he looked at the two humanoid creatures whispering in front of him.
[“Chirp chirp…”]
The two humanoid beings nodded to each other in recognition, both looking at Obito.
[The vortex-like figure raised his hand politely, like an obedient student, and asked.]
"Um, may I ask you a question?"
【"ah?"】
While Obito was puzzled, Uzumaki asked with great curiosity.
"The urge to defecate... I mean."
["What does it feel like to need to defecate?"]
"Give me an example."
[...It's hard to judge; you ask this question with such a serious expression.]
"So, Brother Tuzi broke down!" he exclaimed in frustration.
"Isn't it Kakashi's problem? Just how obsessed are you guys with poop?"
Seeing Obito's reaction, the spiked figure sighed helplessly.
"Was it really necessary to get so angry?"
"Then I'll ask you about Rin and that idiot Kakashi later."
[Obito pointed at Uzumaki and said speechlessly.]
"Especially this round head; it doesn't look like poop, even though it doesn't."
"I hate you."
[He said those hurtful things so easily, Uzumaki gave Obito a disdainful thumbs-up.]
"Speaking of which, where did the other white ones go?"
The spiked man thought for a moment and then answered.