socalfunplaces Chapter 82 The Final Madness?
Chapter 82 The Final Madness?
Chapter 82 The Final Madness?
On May 8, 2010, in the 37th round of Ligue 5, Auxerre played against Lens at the Stade Abbey-Deschamps. The stadium was packed, with many football association officials in attendance, and numerous staff members meticulously preparing the venue.
Today, no one in Auxerre was paying attention to the game; they were focused on the Ligue 1 championship award ceremony and the post-match parade.
Even if this team loses today, it doesn't matter to anyone, since they've already won the championship.
Their opponent, Lens, is currently ranked 13th in the standings, with no relegation pressure and no ambition to compete in the Europa League or Champions League.
Therefore, the Lens team was also in a relaxed state. Even Lens' captain, Eric Scherer, came over and whispered to Auxerre's captain, Benoît Pedretti, that everyone should just play casually and not play too hard, since the season was almost over anyway.
Some of them are still members of the national team and will play in the World Cup in June. Others are about to transfer, and nobody wants to get injured.
Pedretti responded, "We can let him win a bit, but our striker needs to score a nice goal. There are so many fans here, they all want to see him perform. Just one goal, no more."
Sherler was still a little hesitant, but Pedretti added, "Even if you don't hold back, can you stop Zhang? What if he gets excited and scores three or five goals against you? Then you'll lose even more face."
After thinking for a moment, Scherer agreed: "Then let's go in one, no more."
Pedretti: "Don't worry, he's going to transfer to a big club anyway, so he needs to conserve some of his strength."
After the two finished their secret plot, Pedretti went to whisper something to Zhang Kuang, who was shocked.
No, no, isn't it said that only the Chinese Super League plays fixed matches? This is Ligue 1, one of the top five leagues in Europe.
What about fairness? What about impartiality? What about the spirit of competition?
Damn, is this really so shameless?
Then Zhang Kuang nodded arrogantly: "Captain, don't worry, I know what I'm doing."
All crows are black, Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, I will never criticize domestic football again.
The match started quickly, and both sides put on a very exciting show so that the fans would feel that their money was well spent. The players could do whatever they wanted, even make it a bit flashy, as long as they didn't go all out.
So, the audience kept exclaiming "Wow!" and "Ah!" as Zhang Kuang put on a spectacular solo performance, but unfortunately, his shot missed the goal by less than 5 centimeters.
And so the back-and-forth continued, with neither head coach even bothering to utter a word, letting the exciting game continue.
The score remained 0-0 until the 43rd minute when Zhang Kuang finally scored with a side-sweeping bicycle kick inside the penalty area.
This goal was quite spectacular. The most spectacular part wasn't his sideways bicycle kick, but the somersault he performed after the shot, which allowed him to land perfectly on his feet. This move was incredibly elegant and graceful, earning screams and cheers from the entire stadium.
Honestly, it's rare to see a bicycle kick like this in European football, where the player manages to land it perfectly, and not only does it land, it lands so spectacularly.
"It was worth it, it was worth it. Just seeing Zhang's brilliant goal made the ticket worthwhile."
"Yeah, yeah, so handsome, so handsome it's suffocating, I can't breathe."
"Ah, Zhang, I love you to death, I want to make you f*** yourself to death."
The goal was truly spectacular; even officials from the French Football Federation were stunned and shook their heads in admiration.
In the second half, Zhang Kuang played for about ten minutes before being substituted, bringing on a young player from Auxerre. It was the end of the season, and it was a chance for them to get a feel for the game.
However, this young player is a year older than Zhang Kuang.
There's nothing we can do; he was just too arrogant and young.
At 20 years old, he's really a young player playing in one of the top five European leagues.
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After 90 minutes of intense battle, Auxerre failed to score again after taking off their striker, Zhang Kuang, and the match ended with a score of 1-0.
As soon as the match ended, many Lens players came over to Zhang Kuang to exchange jerseys, but their captain ended up exchanging them with Zhang Kuang.
Next up is the awards ceremony.
The staff quickly set up the podium, and the Auxerre players returned to the locker room to wash up and change. They all put on the championship jerseys issued by the club and then, looking refreshed, were guided by the staff to participate in the award ceremony.
The DJ was shouting out the name of each team member, and the crowd cheered every time he called out one name. When he called out "Zhang", the cheers were the loudest.
Zhang Kuang is neither the captain nor one of Auxerre's own people, but he was given a lot of screen time in order to cater to Chinese audiences.
After everyone stood in a row, lay down on the planks, and then stood in a row again, the former chairman of the Football Association distributed medals to them. Zhang Kuang held the gleaming gold medal, played with it, and weighed it in his hand. Just as he had expected, it was not pure gold; it was probably just plated with gold.
Finally, with captain Benoît Pedretti forcibly pulling him along, he and Pedretti lifted the championship trophy together. It seemed that the captain and the entire team members acknowledged that Zhang Kuang had helped them win the championship.
Next came the head coach throwing segment, after which the coach was carried around the stadium with the trophy, accompanied by cheers from the fans.
Zhang Kuang lost contact with many female fans, and even a bearded male fan lost contact with him. It was really frightening for Zhang Kuang. Fortunately, this was a live event, and they didn't try to force him.
Next, the team moved to a double-decker open-top bus to begin their victory parade. By this time, the entire city of Auxerre was deserted, and people were celebrating wildly.
Although it is a city with only tens of thousands of people, hundreds of thousands of people from surrounding areas and other places have flocked here today to participate in the celebration.
Many of the young men and women who came to celebrate either came to pick up some stuff or to take advantage of the atmosphere to smoke something and then find a roadside spot to have some fun.
Zhang Kuang stood on the second floor of the bus watching these things unfold, and it was so disgusting that it made his eyes water. He even saw a couple having sex under a tree by the roadside, and a big man, envious, asked to join in. The man actually offered to let him.
Damn, I can't look at this, I can't look at this, I'll get a sty!
This is so damn open! This is what they call a free society. So free!
That night, Zhang Kuang also had a wild party. After parading with his teammates and the club, he went crazy with three beautiful women from the Middle Eastern squad. After knocking them all out, he went and went crazy with four beautiful female reporters until dawn.
Anyway, he doesn't get tired; he only gets more energetic as he works. After a short rest the next day, he continued. All that's left is the French Cup final on the 11th and the last round of the season on the 15th.
So the head coach gave them two days off, so they could rest and party to their hearts' content.
The next day, unable to withstand Humbert's continued harassment, he went to see the four newly introduced, voluptuous women.
Wow, driving this big truck is so damn fun!
The headlights were so bright they made my eyes blurry and I felt dizzy, not to mention the car's big rear end, it was incredibly exhilarating.
Humbert, you could say he's bad, he really is bad, he actually helped Zhang Kuang pimp.
But you could say he's extremely bad, yet he's not. The women he chooses are all exceptional; his aesthetic taste truly hits the nail on the head.
Zhang Kuang both hates and loves this Humbert, and is looking forward to seeing what he will introduce next.