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The heartbroken man glanced down at the stall and asked casually.
"Anything is fine, as long as you can drink it."
Wang Yase waved his hand, looking completely indifferent.
Lan Tianyu frowned, feeling that something was amiss.
Pearl milk tea……
Long-forgotten memories surfaced in his mind, leading him to discover what was amiss.
This so-called bubble tea is exactly what it sounds like from the name.
Pearl milk tea is made by combining tapioca pearls with a little bit of tea.
Pearl is actually a dog!
Dog milk with tea, what would that taste like?
Anyway, Lan Tianyu doesn't want to try.
Then he looked at the heartbroken man and waved his hand, indicating:
"I won't drink bubble tea."
After saying that, he quickly pointed at Xiao Ci.
"She doesn't drink either, so just give the three of them one glass."
Upon hearing this, Wang Dadong and the other two looked at Lan Tianyu in astonishment.
It's just a cup of milk tea, why are you treating it like the plague?
Is it because the teacher needs to maintain her figure that she doesn't want to drink sugary drinks?
Noticing the confusion in the three people's eyes, Lan Tianyu smiled knowingly, but remained silent about the shady dealings involved.
When they witnessed the truth with their own eyes, their expressions...
Tsk, just thinking about it is interesting.
Xiao Ci caught a glimpse of the mockery in Lan Tianyu's eyes and felt that the uncle had some ill intentions.
However, the slightly roguish older man seems even more charming...
Thinking of this, a blush crept onto her pretty face, and her heart began to race.
But fearing her unusual behavior would be discovered, she quickly turned her head away, no longer daring to look at Lan Tianyu.
"Alright, please wait a moment, all four of you."
The man with broken heart suddenly became serious, his expression turning solemn.
He suddenly shrank under the stall, with only his head sticking out, busy with something.
Soon, three cups of milk tea were placed in front of Wang Dadong, Wang Yase, and Ding Xiaoyu.
Wang Dadong picked up a glass with gusto and drank it all in one gulp.
He smacked his lips and praised:
"Mmm, it tastes really good, I'll have another one!"
Seeing this, the heartbroken man smiled with relief:
"Since you're drinking so happily, I'll give you the next glass for free."
Wang Dadong immediately beamed and gave a thumbs up: "Boss, you're so generous!"
While the two were talking, Wang Yase drank quite a bit, while Ding Xiaoyu only took a small sip.
"Ahem!" Lan Tianyu coughed lightly, a smile playing on his lips. "Just a friendly reminder, this bubble tea might not be authentic."
After saying that, he gestured with his lip towards the area below the stall.
The three men got up suspiciously and peered under the stall.
The heartbroken man was holding a white dog, trying to squeeze its milk into a cup, while muttering incantations:
"Sweetie, Pearl, squeeze out more, don't keep the customers waiting..."
"vomit!"
Upon seeing this, the three men's expressions changed drastically, and their stomachs churned violently.
"Pfft... Haha!"
Lan Tianyu burst out laughing.
Indeed, one's own happiness is always built on the suffering of others.
Xiao Ci couldn't help but chuckle, covering her pink lips as her shoulders trembled slightly.
That uncle was really wicked; he knew the truth all along, but he waited until everyone had finished drinking before revealing it.
However, she didn't dislike this kind of older man; on the contrary, she liked him even more.
"Heartbroken man, that's not fair of you."
Wang Dadong looked indignant and grief-stricken. He felt like crying when he realized he had drunk a whole cup of dog milk.
"It seems you gentlemen don't like this bubble tea..."
"It was my oversight. These drinks are on me, so I won't charge you."
The heartbroken man sighed, picked up a cup, and drank it all in one gulp.
"The large intestine noodles will be ready soon, please wait a moment."
Then, he looked at the four men, suddenly pulled out a knife and pressed it to his chest, with an expression of heroic sacrifice.
"Da Dong, are you sure this is a normal stall?"
Ding Xiaoyu asked quietly.
"I really didn't know the boss could be so abstract, but his braised pork intestine noodles are really delicious!"
"I ate it yesterday, I'd be a dog if I lied to you."
Wang Dadong offered an embarrassed explanation.
I'll trust you one more time.
Wang Yase sighed and did not pursue the matter of Wang Dadong's responsibility.
After this little incident, everyone tacitly avoided the topic of milk tea and started chatting about all sorts of things.
About a quarter of an hour later.
The heartbroken man finally finished and served five bowls of steaming noodles.
"There are no ingredients at the bottom of this stall, so how did the Heartbroken Man manage to make five bowls of large intestine noodles?"
"Could it be that there's a hidden world inside, or perhaps they have something like a storage bag on them?"
As Lan Tianyu pondered to himself, Duan Changren gently placed the last bowl of noodles in front of him.
"Sir, your noodles are ready. Please enjoy!"
Lan Tianyu snapped out of his thoughts, picked up his chopsticks without ceremony, and ate a mouthful of noodles with large intestines.
The color, aroma, and flavor burst forth on the tongue instantly, and the large intestine has absolutely no fishy smell.
These large intestine noodles are really delicious.
"Uncle, this noodle dish is delicious."
Xiao Ci stuck out her tongue and said in a low voice.
"Eat more if it's delicious."
Lan Tianyu smiled and reached out to ruffle her hair.
Xiao Ci's pretty face flushed, but she didn't stop them, and kept eating her noodles with her head down.
"Not bad, this time the arrogance is finally reliable."
Wang Yase also sincerely praised it.
Having grown accustomed to delicacies from land and sea, he rarely tasted such delicious food in the city.
Although Ding Xiaoyu didn't say anything, she was the one who ate the fastest; her silence spoke volumes.
Everyone ate in silence until the soup bowls were empty before putting down their chopsticks.
"Now that we've eaten and drunk our fill, it's time to go home."
Wang Dadong glanced at the sky; dusk had quietly crept over the horizon.
"If there are no other projects, it's indeed time to go home and cultivate."
Wang Yase stretched and loosened his muscles.
Since it was agreed that it was a treat, the bill would naturally be split equally among the three of them, including Wang Dadong.
[067] Repair your dantian! Storage ring as a gift!
After the three paid, they got up to leave, only to find that Lan Tianyu was still sitting in his original seat, without moving an inch.
"Teacher Lan, are you still not full?"
Wang Dadong, being straightforward, asked directly.
At this moment, Lan Tianyu's mind was racing.
He was thinking about how to increase the favorability of the Heartbroken Man.
The most direct way is to cater to their preferences.
Like Qian Laiye, he gives money whenever he likes it.
But he didn't know what the heartbroken man liked, so trying to please him was obviously not going to work.
Secondly, it's about providing timely help.
For example, Xiao Ci was completely disoriented this time because her only relative had passed away.
He only took care of the aftermath, and his favorability towards him increased by a level.
While he was eating noodles, he used the spell "Six Eyes" to observe the Broken Heart Man and discovered that his dantian was almost shattered into pieces.
Deeper still, a wisp of demonic energy lurks.
It's no surprise that this is Black Dragon's masterpiece.
He carefully considered his words, then stared intently at the heartbroken man.
"Boss, I just glanced at it and noticed that your dantian seems to be badly shattered."
Upon hearing this, the smile on the heartbroken man's face froze instantly, and he almost dropped the banknotes in his hand.
He suddenly raised his head, revealing his eyes, which had previously held a sense of vicissitude.
At this moment, however, it burst forth with a sharp light like that of a hawk, staring intently at Lan Tianyu, as if trying to see through him from the inside out.
He looked at him carefully for a while, but no matter how hard he searched his memory, he couldn't recognize the young man in front of him at all.
The person who could see through his shattered dantian at a glance was no ordinary person.
After the initial shock, the sharpness in the heartbroken man's eyes quickly faded, replaced by a deep weariness and composure.
He gave a wry smile and did not deny it.
"Young brother, you have a good eye. Indeed, my dantian has long been shattered to pieces, and my martial arts have been crippled."
"These are all old stories, let's not talk about them."
Lan Tianyu was not surprised by his candor and continued to ask key questions:
"Do you want to repair this shattered dantian?"
"Repair the dantian?"
The heartbroken man seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world, scoffed, and shook his head repeatedly.
"Young man, stop joking."