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[Then, under the gaze of the two, Chisa, on the verge of collapse, finally managed to speak with great difficulty: "It can also do addition and things like that..."]
"I can do subtraction too!!"
"Wow, he can even do subtraction? My god, what an amazing man! I'm smitten! (reading aloud)!"
"Hmm, very good. Judging from his academic abilities so far, he probably hasn't had time to learn multiplication and division yet, and his overall intellectual development level is estimated to be stable at around six years old..."
Seeing this breathtaking scene on the screen, the onlookers shook their heads, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
To say that "being able to do addition" is a virtue shows that Chisa's rationality has completely lost its way in that desert called "Iori's virtues"!
Iori, just face reality—
From savoring food to adding ingredients, your social value is increasing at a visible pace...
Well, this starting point is indeed a bit low.
Magical Girl Illya World
"Subtraction... I can do subtraction too??" I700 Liya looked at Iori's inexplicably proud expression on the screen, her young face filled with the confusion of the times.
"Why do I get the feeling... he seems quite proud of himself?"
Has society developed to this extent?
When did being able to do basic addition and subtraction become a personal "strength"?
You're a college student, not a primary school student, senior!
wrong--
Ilya, now a primary school student, suddenly realized a serious problem: subtraction and such...
Even someone as academically challenged as her could do that!!
Rin Tohsaka, who was standing to the side, couldn't bear to look at him anymore and covered her face with her hands, letting out a helpless sigh through her fingers: "If you really can't think of any good points... you don't have to force yourself to praise them."
From eating to addition, Chisa is really going further and further down the path of exploring basic human survival skills.
Luvia pointed incredulously at the screen: "Excuse me for being blunt, but have modern women's standards for choosing a partner really dropped to this level?"
A big eater, good at simplification...
If you didn't know better, you'd think this was an introduction to some high-achieving student who came from a primitive tribe.
"Hey, ladies! It's easy for you to talk when you're not the ones suffering."
The magical ruby floated in the air, speaking with a rather helpless tone: "Then tell me what Iori's good points are..."
Quiet.
It was as quiet as death.
The crowd, who had been complaining non-stop, fell silent instantly, hesitating several times before swallowing their words back.
"Uh…"
After a suffocating ten-second silence, Rin Tohsaka was the first to give in, turning her face away somewhat awkwardly: "Now that I think about it, being able to subtract is actually quite nice."
“Yes…yes.” Luvia coughed lightly, adding with feigned elegance, “The fact that it can breathe is also very appealing.”
Ruby couldn't help but sneer: "See? Even you picky young ladies can only offer this much praise in the end?"
The two magical women were speechless after being rebuked, and had to admit a cruel fact: finding the good qualities of a normal person in Iori was indeed much more difficult than imagined.
Soon after, the group finally arrived safely at their destination—the long-awaited deserted island!
The crowd cheered and jumped off the boat, their feet sinking into the soft sand, their faces beaming with excitement.
Although they were eager to go out and have fun, they first needed to set up camp and unload all their luggage from the boat.
Then, everyone's gaze fell upon the only bulky piece of luggage on the deck... a certain suitcase!
[Kouhei lay motionless on the beach, like a soulless mummy, without a trace of movement in his chest.]
[This guy is so excited to see his idol that he's having trouble breathing and is currently in a quantum superposition state between ascension and survival.]
Iori paused for a moment, then asked, "Can this thing... be inflated back to its original size?"
Upon hearing this, Senior Tokita crossed his arms, his thick eyebrows furrowing seriously as he fell into deep thought: "I don't know."
Senior Shou enthusiastically suggested, "Let's give it a try."
"I've seen people obsessed with celebrities, but I've never seen anyone end up on a ventilator... Kohei, being a fan is too exhausting!"
“I’m familiar with these symptoms. I had the same symptoms when I got an SSR in a gacha game! It just wasn’t as severe as his.”
When the onlookers saw the hardcore scene on the screen where Iori and the two seniors were seriously discussing a plan to revive Kohei using an air pump around his "body," an eerie silence fell over them.
So it was right that Ai Lai didn't come; otherwise, seeing this scene, she might have turned around and swam back home.
(ajbj) ————
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Are these two senior colleagues actually seriously considering the feasibility of using an air pump for first aid...?"
Yuuji stared at the three seniors on the screen, who were seriously discussing the inflation plan around the "mummy," and gasped in shock.
He then rubbed his head, looking a bit of a headache, before finally letting out a relieved sigh: "I really shouldn't have had any expectations of PAB's common sense..."
This is simply an unfathomable black hole of cognition.
“That’s exactly what I’m saying!” Akihisa shook his head helplessly, looking like he really couldn’t do anything about it: “Kouhei-senpai has already turned into a dried-up human body, how can he be inflated!”
"Even a fool would know that what Kohei-senpai needs most right now is to replenish his fluids..."
This is recorded in One Piece; to turn someone into a dried-up corpse, just sprinkle some water on them. (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Water content?" Yuji stroked his chin thoughtfully upon hearing this, glancing at Akihisa with some surprise: "I didn't expect you to come up with such a constructive suggestion, Akihisa."
"Don't really treat me like an idiot, Yuuji!" Akihisa confidently raised his index finger, as if he had grasped the only truth: "I do have some basic first aid knowledge, just like now..."
"What Kohei-senpai needs most is to replenish his water—"
"Therefore, the 'water of life' should be put into an IV drip bottle and administered directly to him!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the scene fell into dead silence.
Yuuji slowly turned his head, staring at Akihisa with the look of utter contempt, and after a full five seconds of silence, finally spoke weakly, "Akihisa..."
"Ok?"
"Go sit at the same table as Iori-senpai."
"Huh? Why, Yuuji! My plan is clearly more scientific!"
"Since there's a water shortage... and the ocean is right next to us, why not just throw Kohei-senpai in?"
"Well... it's an uninhabited island after all, wouldn't doing that be like dumping a body?"
Looking at Akihisa's self-righteous face, Yuuji didn't even have the energy to complain anymore.
He finally realized that idiots and freaks do indeed share a fatal similarity in their way of thinking.
Fortunately, after getting some distance away from voice actress idol Mizuki Kaori, Kohei was like a robot that had been unplugged and then plugged back in, coming back to life.
While securing the tent ropes, Iori glanced at Kohei and tentatively asked, "Have you calmed down yet?"
"Hmm, finally I can breathe..." Kohei focused intently on hammering the fixation pins, his tone so calm it was as if he hadn't just been paralyzed like a mummy.
Upon hearing this, Iori glanced at Mizuki Yuzuki, who was not far away, and suggested, "It's time to go say hello."
"What kind of stupid suggestion is this?" Kohei looked at Iori with a mixture of pity and mockery, and sneered with disdain, "You can figure it out with a little thought, right..."
At this point, a strange light suddenly appeared on Kohei's face, and he spoke with utmost reverence: "If I heard the live audio, my personality would collapse."
"Dude, this isn't just idol worship! You're treating your idol like some indescribable ancient god from the Cthulhu mythos!"
"Wait...wait a minute? What did he mean by saying 'I can finally breathe'? Could it be..."
"This guy has been holding his breath ever since he saw his idol on the ship? Is he that hardcore?!"
Seeing Kohei's expression on the screen, as if he had undergone a sacred baptism, the onlookers gasped in unison, their eyes filled with shock.
Is this... the legendary ultimate level of a shut-in?
Should we maintain ourselves in a quantum state where we are about to obtain something but dare not obtain it?
This is like how mortals cannot look directly at the true face of gods, otherwise they will go mad because they cannot bear the sacredness.
But he's just a voice actor, not some evil god, you bastard!!
Chapter 1433 Breathing has become manual? You're really willing to die!!
"How could someone like me talk to her?" Kohei's gaze kept drifting towards Mizuki Natsuyo not far away, his expression incredibly awkward.
"Oh, really?" Iori rolled her eyes helplessly, looking at her best friend who had suddenly regressed into a paramecium, and completely lost her patience: "Then I'll go by myself."
[Just as Iori turned and took her first step—]
A large, veiny hand gripped his shoulder tightly, the force almost crushing his bones.
[Kouhei suddenly unleashed a terrifying killing intent, his eyes bloodshot and bulging with fury, as he forced out a warning through clenched teeth: "Dare to steal my thunder and I'll kill you—!"]
"How troublesome are you?" Iori was almost speechless at Kohei's troublesome and unpredictable personality: "Then let's go together, okay?!"
[The moment he finished speaking, the terrifying killing intent vanished without a trace, and Kohei quickly switched back to a shy and hesitant demeanor as if his expression had changed: "But... I'm not mentally prepared..."]