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Gintoki, crabs aren't just delicious for their meat; from the shell to the flesh, every part is a treat.
"Damn it!!" Gintoki's pupils constricted sharply, his teeth grinding together: "You think you can use leftover soup to fight against my crab rice bowl and change the course of the world?"
"Yamete Shinpachi, this only makes you look more pitiful and pathetic. You've already fallen so low that you can only eat empty shells, you idiot..."
Seeing Shinpachi still struggling, everyone watching the video was moved to tears. If all else fails, let him have something good to eat; he looks truly pitiful!
He didn't get to eat the crab legs, he didn't get any crab claws, the crab body had already been stolen, and even the crab roe princess was kidnapped. It's fair to say he didn't get to eat anything at this crab feast...
It would be one thing if he didn't try, but the fact that he tried his best and still didn't get to eat it makes it even more heartbreaking!
[As Shinpachi places the empty shells into the pot to boil, the scene returns to the battlefield. Now, Shinpachi has the leverage to negotiate.]
"If you want to negotiate peace, then do it sooner rather than later. I demand to enter Crab Rice City and meet with Crab Roe Princess!"
"Don't even think about it. I'm the one closest to the Heavenly Crab Throne. How could I possibly make an equal treaty with you!"
Gintoki rejected the offer without hesitation. It was nothing more than a band of defeated soldiers building up a fortress; what right did they have to negotiate?!
"Heh heh, it's not an equal treaty!" Shinpachi declared aggressively, "I'm demanding that you hand over 70% ownership of the crab rice!"
[Seven...seventy percent?!]
Gintoki was utterly shocked. What an absurd treaty! Only a fool would agree to it!
[Shinpachi's exorbitant demands are not without reason; while crab rice sounds appetizing, it actually only has a faint crab flavor.]
In other words, the enemy's crab rice palace was merely a facade; the soldiers inside were already weak and exhausted.
"Only when a vegetable hot pot simmered in a rich broth is placed on the side can the crab rice truly come alive! Without my help, you would not have been able to survive in this chaotic Warring States period!"
"Excuse me, buddy! This isn't the Warring States period or some chaotic era. This is just your dining table, you idiot!!"
"Please accept my utmost respect, boss! It's just a crab meal, why all this backstabbing and negotiation stuff? It really doesn't have to be this serious."
Seeing the scene before them, which resembled a chaotic battle, the people from other worlds could no longer contain themselves. Who would have thought that this war was actually started by a crab!
Gintoki's wildly unfounded anecdotes were indeed true: since ancient times, humanity has waged countless dirty wars for the sake of Crab Lord.
At first, everyone scoffed, but now... they believe it, it really is war!
[Gintoki, enraged by Shinpachi's presumptuous statement, roared: "Don't underestimate the power of my seasoned crab rice! Fire!!"]
[As soon as the words were spoken, a dark cannon muzzle slowly emerged from the top of the "Crab Rice City," and with a muffled "thud," a shell was launched.]
However, the shell was weak and powerless; after tracing an arc in the air, it seemed to lose all its strength and fell straight down.
"No, Lord Viper, the flavor is too weak, it's useless!"
"Fire!!" Since the enemy had already launched an attack, Shinpachi wasn't about to be outdone, and Kani-jojo fired a shot at the enemy as well.
【boom--!!】
With a loud bang, the seemingly indestructible crab rice bowl instantly became precariously fragile.
"Lord Viper, the enemy's firepower is terrifying! Crab soup is so effective!!"
"What?!" Gintoki stared at Shinpachi in disbelief. "This is practically the relationship between Gian and Nobita! It's just too perfect! It's the best combination ever!"
"A true soulmate!"
"My eyesight hasn't been working too well lately. Although I can't see clearly, I can tell from the sound that this must be a war movie full of sacrifices..."
"Wait a minute, why is the best combination Gian and Nobita? I don't understand. Isn't the best pair the best friends in the 'Flammable Oolong Tea'?"
Besides, the best soulmates can also be the Great Monster General and the Little Monster Corporal!
Watching this epic battle unfold before them, people from other worlds were speechless. There were just too many things to complain about, and for a moment they didn't know where to even begin.
Does eating a meal really have to be this exciting...?!
This Crab Soup City may seem very powerful, but that doesn't change the fact that you haven't eaten a single bite yet, General Shinpachi!
P.S.: Good news, the water didn't rise; the forecast was wrong. Bad news, all the work we did yesterday was for nothing.
Chapter 1210 Sky Castle, Kagura, Crab, Mixed Stew, Laputa!
"Gintoki, just obediently hand over control of the world; your power is gone!" Shinpachi said arrogantly, his face full of disdain as he faced the weak and feeble attacks from "Crab Meat City."
As he imagined, the crab rice restaurant without the support of Crab Soup City was utterly vulnerable.
Especially after understanding the opponent's combat strength, 7% crab meat rice was no longer enough to satisfy Shinpachi's desires; he wanted to... control all the armies in the world!!
"Don't even dream about it!!" Even with his apparent defeat, Gintoki's fighting spirit remained undiminished: "I still have Doraemon and Princess Krabby here!"
Even if it's a combination of Gian and Nobita, so what? As long as Doraemon and Princess Krabby are there, he won't lose.
"No, no, no, how could a MADAO like you possibly have Doraemon? At most, you can only hum a couple of lines of the Doraemon song."
"Holy crap, dominance of the world! These two have gone completely mad, they don't even know what the world is anymore. They're eating crabs and they've somehow managed to make it seem like they're about to divide up the world..."
Watching the two still vying for supremacy, everyone was filled with amazement. Even "One Four Three" suspected that they might have added some suspicious white powder when cooking the crab.
Didn't you see that Shinpachi, who fought at Xuanwu Gate, is already planning to "control all the troops under heaven"?
It's just eating crabs, and it's almost turned into a historical drama! It's absolutely insane!
Gintama World
"Doraemon? That blue robot cat who can pull all sorts of amazing gadgets out of his four-dimensional pocket?!"
Shinpachi sprayed the tea he had just drunk all over the coffee table with a "pfft," his fingers trembling as he pointed at the screen and almost screamed as he complained loudly.
"Hey, hey, hey! Gintoki, did a crab pinch your brain? Or did the crab cast a poverty curse on you and you're hallucinating?"
"Wake up, Gintoki! All you have is Doraemon's fantasy and the reality that Doraemon is broke!"
There's no Doraemon in your closet, no time machine in your drawer, and only an empty 300 yen in your pocket...
To be precise, the Yorozuya had nothing but Jump, empty strawberry milk cartons, and overdue rent bills!
"Shut up, Shinpachi." Gintoki glanced at himself on the screen with deadpan eyes, then continued to use his little finger to precisely probe the truth of the universe into his left nostril.
"What's wrong with Doraemon? What he pulls out of that four-dimensional pocket is every child's childhood dream."
"Besides, Doraemon is a true legendary Pokémon. I, Gintoki, was almost a Pokémon Master back in the day."
Just as Shinpachi was about to open his mouth to complain, Katsura stood up slowly with a solemn expression and without saying a word, and walked straight to Gintoki with steady steps.
Looking directly at Gintoki, he said calmly but with an undeniable tone, "Nobita, please, lend me Doraemon."
“…” Gintoki stared at the earnest wig in front of him for a moment, then said with a serious expression, “I released it into the Viridian Forest. Go find it; I left everything there!”
"Hahaha, is that so? Well then, there's nothing I can do about it." With a flourish, the wig put on the classic red and white hat, laughed loudly, and jumped off the balcony.
"Let's go, Elizabeth! Our goal is to capture the legendary Pokémon Doraemon and become a Pokémon Master!"
"Hey..." Shinpachi stared at Katsura, who had disappeared into the horizon in the blink of an eye, his face full of black lines, and couldn't help but shout, "Are you going to the Grand Line or Pallet Town, Mr. Katsura?!"
Just as the two were about to engage in a deadly battle, a violent tremor suddenly struck both Crab Rice Restaurant and Crab Soup Restaurant, catching them completely off guard.
“What’s going on…”
“This vibration is…”
Under the wide-eyed gazes of the two, Kagura nonchalantly dumped the crab rice into Shinpachi's still-simmering crab soup.
"It tastes even better this way!" In an instant, the ground shook violently as if struck by a powerful earthquake.
The earth trembled violently, and cracks spread rapidly like a spider web...
“That is—”
The new city, formed by the fusion of the two, resembled a giant island defying gravity, slowly rising from the ground and ascending steadily into the vast sky.
"Laputa, the Castle in the Sky, Laputa with Crab Offal Stew!!!"
"Hahaha, they've even come up with Laputa and Sky City. You might not believe it, but they're just taking the plunge."
Looking at the sky city that rises from the ground, people from other worlds were also amazed. They never expected that eating crabs would lead to such a grand scene!
I remember the last time I saw an entire island flying was when Kaido was giving Luffy a lesson in Haki.
The world of spring things
Crab Rice City, Crab Soup City, Sky Ball, Emu, Er Yi, Mio Ba, Er City...?
Seeing this increasingly outrageous turn of events, Hachiman's expression froze, and he was speechless: "Seriously, isn't this just ordinary seafood porridge?"
Why would the fusion of these two things result in a Sky City?!
Although the scene looked grand and impressive, and the Crab Rice City and Crab Soup City sounded quite impressive, but...
It still can't change the fact that this is just a pot of seafood porridge!
"You're wrong, this isn't your average seafood porridge!" Hiratsuka Shizuka said thoughtfully, rubbing her chin with a serious expression. "Strictly speaking, this is called hot rice!"
"Hiss, so it's just hot rice? That really is... uh?" Hachiman was about to agree instinctively when he suddenly realized something was wrong: "Is there any difference?"
"Yes." Hiratsuka Shizuka shrugged, continuing nonchalantly, "Does the fact that hot rice tastes better count?"
Hachiman's lips twitched uncontrollably a few times: "Did you catch it from them, teacher...?"
“That’s right, my real name is Kagura Crab Stew Laputa.” Kagura, who had somehow changed into a suit, stood high above the Sky Castle.
"A super-ancient civilized city, descendants of the Laputa royal family, who live on crab stew!"
[And this was the moment she had been waiting for, waiting for those two fools to unlock the shackles of Laputa crab stew, because she alone couldn't make crab rice and crab soup!]