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After checking on the soldier's condition, the uncle used the healing spell given to him by Alicia to treat him.
[Then, with a serious expression, he stood up, summoned the Sword of Darkness, and launched a surprise attack on Mabel.]
In the instant the two intersected, the ice shattered layer by layer, and Mabel's empty eyes gradually regained their light: "What did I do?"
"Magic that manipulates the mind and body of living beings... it's holy magic!" The uncle coldly pointed his sword at the archbishop beside him: "Priest, you've manipulated Mabel's mind, haven't you?"
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"Magic that manipulates the mind and body of living beings?" Marcusel, completely bewildered, pulled out a spellbook and began flipping through it. "Why is this kind of magic considered holy magic?!"
“Well said.” Zilcak looked up at Marusil with a wistful expression, then added, “I wanted to ask that question too.”
What's so sacred about this magic?
Judging from the effect alone, it's even more dark magic than black magic itself, completely living up to its name.
"Do you think it might be like healing magic?" Leos had a sudden inspiration and explained, "It's the kind of magic that used to interrogate criminals."
Healing magic is accompanied by intense pain during treatment, which makes people wonder how this magic actually heals!
Marcusil thought about it and agreed that it made a lot of sense. Just like the dark magic she knew, it didn't seem that dark at all; it all depended on how the person used it.
"You actually managed to sever my high-level magic; you really are a dark orc." The bishop, his face contorted with resentment and nosebleed after his identity was exposed, was now covered in blood.
The uncle continued to question him righteously, "What exactly do you want to do?!"
However, just as the bishop was about to tell the truth—that he intended to use Mabel's power to kill his uncle—…
[But the uncle beat him to it, his face covered in cold sweat, answering his own question: "A scoundrel like you is definitely planning to do something lewd... lewd, right!"]
"You're definitely trying to lick the cheeks of a girl who can't resist while making a lewd face."
The dramatic scenario that Uncle was conjuring up in his mind left Jingwen and Tenggong, who were watching from the sidelines, speechless, not to mention the bishop, who was involved in the incident.
She immediately lost her temper and angrily denied it to her uncle: "You...you bastard, what nonsense are you talking about! I have absolutely no interest in that kind of country bumpkin, Mabel!"
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! You might as well just say the name of the Headless Horseman; you two will definitely have something in common."
"We're doomed. Now we're in deep trouble. This is exactly how the Headless Horseman's reputation was ruined in the first place."
Looking at their uncle, who was having a dramatic daydream, the people from other worlds felt a strong sense of familiarity. "Big brother, you haven't been possessed by the masochistic knight Darkness, have you?"
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“I understand that feeling of being powerless to refute…” The headless knight looked at the familiar scene before him and suddenly felt much better for some reason.
Those mentally unstable people, those guys who keep spouting weird nonsense, I never imagined they existed in other worlds too...
However, it feels alright when you see it happen to other people!
Anyway, he's already made up his mind. If he encounters that perverted knight again, he'll just take a detour. That guy... no, those people are just crazy!
"Achoo—Kaz, isn't that right..."
Darkness suddenly sneezed and wiped her nose. Halfway through her sentence, she realized that the atmosphere was a little strange: "By the way, why are you all looking at me?"
This unnatural yet somewhat pitying gaze filled Darkness with a strange excitement, her rapid breathing revealing an uncontrollable thrill.
"Uh...it's okay, you can continue." Kazuma remained silent for a moment before quietly looking away.
It must be said that the uncle's imagination was much more reasonable than Darkness's; at least, the bishop seemed capable of actually doing these things.
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Although the bishop loudly emphasized that he had no interest in a country bumpkin like Mabel, his uncle completely ignored him and continued to argue his own conjectures.
"Mabel is so pretty and cute, her temperament is exactly the same as Rebecca from the Sega game Bomberman!"
"How could you possibly not be interested?!"
The uncle's certain demeanor convinced the kingdom's soldiers to believe him somewhat, even though they didn't know what Bomb Boy was.
But the orc didn't seem to be lying...
The soldiers around the bishop began to look at him with suspicion, and one of them couldn't help but ask, "Priest...you're not really planning to do anything to Miss Mabel, are you?"
"Hahaha, not to mention the priest didn't think of it, he didn't even know what a bomb boy was. That heavy pot almost broke his back."
"Hiss—there's no mistake, this move is the legendary Public Opinion Sword Technique! Shen Jianxin's signature move is indeed terrifying."
Seeing the priest frantically trying to prove himself, everyone's eyes were filled with pity. Give up, stop struggling! You can't escape the title of perverted lecher.
Moreover, this can be considered lucky...
If you encounter the perverted masochistic knight Darkness, that's true despair. That guy's delusions almost drove the Demon King's subordinates insane!
[Just as the atmosphere was becoming increasingly bizarre, the commander, completely oblivious to this outrageous farce, was instead anxiously concerned about his subordinate whose divine body had just been pierced.]
"This is... a healing spell?"
The commander was deeply moved upon discovering that the soldier's wounds had disappeared; he hadn't expected the orc to have saved his men.
"Hey, Commander." Just then, his uncle suddenly asked about his thoughts: "Are you really willing to team up with this kind of perverted freak?"
"Your determination to protect the country, even at the cost of getting your hands dirty, is admirable, but... look around you."
The commander followed his uncle's gaze and saw that the soldiers, swords in hand, had spontaneously formed a circle, firmly protecting him behind them.
"With so many powerful allies who admire you and are willing to fight to the death, why would you rather believe this perverted freak than their strength?"
Although the uncle's sincere persuasion failed to change the commander's mind, it moved the surrounding soldiers, who all came to the commander's side to urge him to reconsider.
"Holy crap, how could such sophisticated lines come out of my uncle's mouth, who's so socially awkward? It's outrageous, I never even dreamed of it."
"Sigh, to be honest, which Sega game is this line from? Fine, I'll play it!"
Everyone was still a bit confused as they watched their uncle passionately spouting his "verbal abuse." "Is this your line? Did you get the wrong script?" they thought. "This is clearly some kind of script written by a shill!"
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Cú Chulainn sighed with a hint of melancholy: "It seems the priest is destined to remain labeled a perverted freak."
With one pervert on the left and another on the right, plus my uncle's bizarre imagination-driven drama, I'm sure this reputation will spread quickly.
"This is called not taking social death lightly." Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched uncontrollably a few times; the feeling of social death was not pleasant at all.
I still have the reputation of being an "elegant young lady who always messes things up at crucial moments," so don't talk like you can just take that title off.
"What are you talking about? That's not the point. Look at that..." Ilya angrily pointed to the healing spell that was gradually disappearing from the screen.
If this was given by the goddess Aqua, then it wouldn't be surprising. But this healing talisman given by a novice adventurer—isn't the healing effect a bit too exaggerated?
“That is indeed a bit excessive.” Shirou nodded seriously, then changed the subject: “But… is there anything strange about it?”
Upon hearing this, Ilya said in a daze, "A healing talisman made by a novice adventurer can even avert fatal wounds. Isn't that strange?"
Rin Tohsaka was also dumbfounded: "Is this... strange? Sending people to another world is standard practice, isn't it?"
Even the Servants like Saber and Rider couldn't help but cast curious glances, though they didn't find anything strange about it.
After all, ever since I've witnessed the various strange healing magic and resurrection methods of other worlds...
They discovered that as long as their heads weren't chopped off, broken arms or legs, or their bodies were punched through, those were just minor fatal injuries.
Despite the soldiers' attempts to persuade him, the commander clenched his fists. From the moment he made the ruthless decision to sacrifice those three men, there was no turning back.
"Even if they survive, how can I face them..."
Just then, out of the corner of his eye, the commander caught a glimpse of a rather terrifying face appearing behind the group of soldiers—the head of teaching, Teacher Tian Yuan!
This time, however, Teacher Tian Yuan didn't use his "Martial Virtue Abundance Palm." Instead, he stood behind the crowd, staring intently at the commander with a serious expression.
"Stop now."
Under the terrifying pressure from Teacher Tian Yuan, the commander lowered his head, cold sweat pouring down his face, and instantly switched to the admitting-mistake mode of a primary or middle school student: "Yes..."
The kingdom's soldiers, led by the adjutant, cheered with joy. Even Fujimiya and Keibun, as spectators, couldn't help but marvel at the power of education!
"Haha, under Teacher Tianyuan's watchful eye, no one dares to utter a single word of dissent, unless they want to get slapped across the face."
"As expected of the most terrifying creature in my uncle's eyes, when you were staring at Teacher Tianyuan, Teacher Tianyuan was also staring at you."
Seeing the commander obediently bowing his head and admitting his mistake, everyone was full of admiration. As expected of the strongest and most terrifying creature, this powerful pressure had the commander completely under its control.
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Looking at the terrifying gaze of Teacher Tabuchi, even Iori couldn't help but feel a chill run down her spine: "Teacher Tabuchi, you're way too strong!!"
He did nothing wrong, but with just a look, he pulled the commander back from the wrong path. The power of a people's teacher is indeed terrifying.
“That look, there’s no mistake…” Kohei swallowed hard, his face filled with lingering fear, and took a shaky step back: “That’s the dean of students’ death stare from the window!!”
Watching the two of them act out like crazy, Ai Lai turned to look at Senior Zi and asked speechlessly, "They're just the dean of students, why are they so scared of these two perverts?"
"Uh, well..." Senior Azusa rested her chin on one hand and thought seriously for a moment: "It's probably because the head of student affairs is the nemesis of bad students."
They are born with an aura of dominance, like a mouse encountering a cat; fear is ingrained in their very being.
"I see." Ai Lai nodded as if she understood, then asked, "So, they both go to school wearing only their underwear every day, doesn't the headmaster do anything about it?"
"No, Elle, it's entirely because..."
Chisa placed her hand on the other person's shoulder, looked directly into their eyes, and said earnestly, "The headmaster won't care about such hopeless good-for-nothings."
"Ridiculous, you idiot! How can we protect the kingdom without military funds!" Just then, the bishop rushed out, angrily berating the commander.
"Are you planning to terminate your cooperation agreement with the Church and instead join forces with these suspicious orcs?!"