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The worldly-wise Arcueid paid no heed to this minor tremor, continuing to enjoy her afternoon tea as if nothing had happened.
While Arcueid displayed remarkable magnanimity, Saber had reached her limit of patience with this series of events… Was the service industry really this tough?
"No, no, no, it's hard work, but definitely not as hard as you. Normally, you wouldn't encounter such an extreme customer."
"As expected of Princess Yueji, you can tell at a glance that she has seen a lot. She didn't even bother to get up and watch the excitement. She's too calm!"
Seeing the coffee shop still under Berserker attack, everyone watching the video was somewhat bewildered... Hey boss, where did you buy your front door? It's really high quality!
Presumably, the scabbard Avalon, which is said to be able to block anything, is made of the same material as this gate.
"Saber, the bill's ready." Just as Saber was still questioning her existence, the kind citizen, Mr. Kim, came over with the bill.
"You're the one who's being packed up and taken away!"
In an instant, Saber was stunned by Gilgamesh's sudden and inexplicable behavior, standing there dumbfounded, the word "you" echoing wildly in her mind.
Gilgamesh's action was like the final straw, causing Saber, who had already reached her limit, to instantly snap.
"Ughh ...
In an instant, dark magic surged through her body, turning her originally azure maid outfit black. Artoria Alter made her official debut.
"You're getting aggressive just because I'm not saying anything? The customer is always right? God is dead!!!"
"Manually corrupting? There's such a thing? No, this corruption is actually an active skill."
"Hahaha, God is dead, Ahoge should stand up! If I had known it would be this easy to turn evil, how could you have let Black Mud suffer like this?"
Seeing Saber manually unlocking her dark form, the people from other worlds were a bit confused. Wasn't the ahoge (cowlick) supposed to be a symbol of the king? Why did you pluck it out yourself?
Grand Carnival World
"Human abilities are limited. I learned something from my brief time as a waitress..." Gudako suddenly spoke with a heavy expression, saying something inexplicable.
"The more effort you put into serving guests, the more likely you are to fall into unexpected predicaments."
Mashu tilted her head, looking completely confused. "Wait, senpai, what are you talking about?" (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
As soon as she finished speaking, Gudako seemed to have flipped a switch, covering her face with one hand and grinning wildly: "JoJo, I... I'm quitting being a waitress! Hahaha—!!"
"Senpai, when did you ever work as a waitress?" Mashu looked at Gudako, who was acting crazy, and could only helplessly return to her old job and start complaining.
"Also, my name is Mash, not JoJo or JoMesh..."
Gudako shrugged helplessly, giving a look that said, "Sigh, I was talking so enthusiastically, and this is your reaction? You really don't understand humor, Mashu."
"???" The only response she received was the three question marks above Mash's head.
I'm sorry, senior, I really didn't realize that was actually a joke.
Emiya Family's Meal World
At this moment, the Emiya family suddenly fell into an eerie silence, but everyone's eyes seemed to drift uncontrollably to the cute ahoge (cowlick) on the head of the person not far away.
The same thought occurred to us all: what would happen if we pulled it off?
Once the idea took hold, everyone was almost unable to restrain their restless hands.
However, before they could make a move, Saber's ahoge (cowlick) suddenly stood up, and she assumed a defensive stance, looking at them warily: "What... do you want to do?!"
"No, it's nothing..." Rin Tohsaka coughed a little guiltily, then took out a comb and moved closer to Saber: "I just noticed your hair was a bit messy, so I wanted to comb it for you."
As Rin Tohsaka's comb drew ever closer, everyone's hearts were in their throats. Would she really turn evil if they pulled it out?
Just as she was about to succeed, Saber took a step back to create some distance: "Oh, thank you, but no need."
Cú Chulainn and R staggered and almost fell onto the table... They almost forgot that this guy's intuition was terrifyingly high, and he was incredibly cunning!
[The now-corrupted Saber called out to Gilgamesh, who was trying to leave, and said coldly, "Hey, King of Heroes, you still have cake left."]
"Hmph, one bite of that kind of low-class dessert is enough." Gilgamesh, oblivious to the seriousness of the situation, seemed completely unconcerned.
"It's more accurate to say that just the fact that it entered my mouth is something to be proud of."
"Idiot!!!" Blackie's brows furrowed deeply, his finger viciously poking at Goldie, his eyes flashing with rage: "Don't waste food!"
After saying that, she flicked Gilgamesh's head with her finger, completely stunning him. Gilgamesh snapped back, annoyed, "Are you my mom or what?"
[Bang bang bang—another three merciless blows, followed by Black Saber picking up the mop and bucket beside her: "I'm a cute gothic lolita waitress, sir!"]
Gilgamesh suddenly blushed strangely and sincerely apologized, "I'm so sorry."
"No, Shanshan, why are you blushing like a teapot? Or is it that you actually like this kind of thing and have even learned to apologize?!"
"Holy crap, you can't bring that mop. If you turn into a Lancer, that'll be a real problem. You know, that world isn't very friendly to Lancers."
Seeing Gilgamesh sincerely apologizing, everyone from other worlds was stunned. Seriously, bro, you're actually apologizing? Did your account get hacked?
Chapter 1022 The obedient golden glitter, no, it should be called ATM!
Type-Moon Absolute Demonic Front
Seeing her mortal enemy honestly apologizing, Ishtar raised her eyebrows, her face filled with disbelief, and then burst out laughing, her laughter full of sarcasm.
"Hahaha, I never would have guessed you were this kind of person. What did I say? I'm so sorry... hahaha."
Ishtar's sarcastic tone and her incredibly lifelike acting skills practically screamed sarcasm.
Suddenly...
A dark shadow swept past her ear with a sharp whistling sound, her laughter stopped abruptly, and she shrank back in a panic. Then a loud bang came from behind her.
Ishtar mechanically turned around and saw a stone slab deeply embedded in the stone wall behind her, with spiderweb-like cracks spreading outwards.
"Tch." Seeing that he had missed, Xianwang clicked his tongue in regret, then said nonchalantly, "My hand slipped."
As he spoke, his gaze turned coldly to Ishtar. Don't misunderstand, this wasn't an apology, it was just locking onto his target. If she dared to laugh again, he would definitely slap her across the face this time.
Looking at the stone slab that was almost embedded in the wall, Ishtar fell silent: "..." This force doesn't seem like it was a slip of the hand.
And that slightly regrettable "tsk," do you really think I, the goddess, didn't hear it? But, considering how many gems you have, I, the goddess, will be magnanimous and let it go for now!
Grand Carnival World
"Um, Lydia Alter..."
Jeanne Alter looked at the black Saber holding a mop on the screen, then turned to her friend, puzzled: "When did your temper become so good?"
You know, the Black Saber that appeared before, whether fighting Shirou or Berserker, would unleash her beam cannon at the drop of a hat, she was incredibly aloof!
To put it more vividly, it's like Sasuke, who had just awakened his Mangekyou Sharingan, needing Amaterasu (the light of a cigarette) to even light it.
Hei Dai was silent for a moment, his expression also showing some confusion: "Could it be because you're working?"
But, can I really say something like "I'm a cute gothic lolita waitress"?
"By the way, aren't you working now too?" Jeanne Alter rolled her eyes speechlessly; she finally understood.
Saber, who turned evil after having her ahoge (cowlick) removed, seems to have only become a bit more assertive; the difference isn't that significant.
Seeing Saber's drastically changed personality, Rin Tohsaka, sweating profusely, tried to smooth things over: "Saber, you must be tired today. Let's go home, okay?"
"Hmph." Black Saber scoffed dismissively at Rin Tohsaka's request: "You're tired of such a small thing??"
Her tone suggested she didn't care about anything in the world, let alone just being a waitress... But the next second...
[Blackie feigned a severe injury, kneeling on one knee, and stubbornly said, "Even if you beat me to death, I won't tell."]
Looking at the other person's expression, Rin Tohsaka retorted, utterly speechless, "That's the same thing you just said!!"
"Hehe, don't worry, I'm just hungry." Blackie turned around and smiled, then waved his hand: "I'm resting now, hurry up and give me my delicious meal!"
"Oh no, we're doomed, she's hungry, she's hungry!! Get ready to cover today's revenue, manager."
"According to the law of conservation of energy, the money the store manager just earned may be squandered. It's fine to let her work, but please don't give her meals."
Seeing Saber declare she was going to eat, everyone watching the video could vaguely sense that this shop's sales for the day might be going to go to waste...
As soon as the manager brought out the specially made "100x Strength" rice bowl, Hei Dai couldn't wait to grab his chopsticks and shovel rice into his mouth at a dizzying speed.
With her lightning-fast hand movements, she ate one bite after another, and in less than three seconds, the once full bowl of rice was reduced to an empty bowl.
How does it taste?
After elegantly enjoying the food, Hei Dai gave the highest praise to this work lunch: "Delicious!!"
"Another bowl, and bring it to me in the pot too!!"
While instructing the manager to bring the entire pot over, Hei Dai kept shoveling rice into his mouth, and the food on his plate visibly dwindled rapidly.
Rin Tohsaka stared speechlessly at Saber Alter, who was eating and nodding repeatedly: "Looks like she's been suppressing her feelings quite a bit..."
"Tsk tsk, you can tell that Shirou has been starving him. Look how hungry the kid is! He's so hungry he's practically ready to eat the whole pot with him."
"Good heavens, this is the path to bankruptcy! Even after turning evil, his appetite is still more than what EX earns in a day."
Seeing that Hei Dai was planning to eat even the pot, everyone realized what a true foodie was... He actually turned a profit into a loss, eating more than he earned.
Azure Sea World
Seeing the black-clad man still wolfing down his food, Iori swallowed hard, feeling a bit of lingering fear, and then looked at him with a hint of pity: "Shirou-kun, is your wallet still full?"
He still couldn't understand how Shirou could afford to feed Saber with his bottomless, four-dimensional stomach.
No wonder Shirou said not long ago that Saber's stomach was always hungry; so that's how hungry she was... She hadn't had a proper meal in a long time.
Looking back now, it seems they were quite self-aware.