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"Hehe, Miyu, it wasn't Ilya who stole your first kiss, Kuro-da... Kuro-da—!!"
Although no one knew what Miyu was apologizing for... something just felt off. Were all magical girl battles this intense?
Type-Moon Fate/Zero World
"..." Irisviel, the nine-year-old lady, was completely dumbfounded. Looking at her dark-skinned daughter's behavior, she could only say one thing.
Why are you so skilled?! For some reason, she had a feeling that Ilya had lost.
Kiritsugu Emiya remained calm as he analyzed the situation: "This is mana replenishment. Miyu fainted because she lost too much mana in a short time."
This should be able to correct Ilya's mistake, since she has already vaguely stepped into the new world!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Shh-"
Everyone turned to Red A with scrutinizing eyes. The bed at the German Orthopedic Hospital could be booked; this was definitely a dark history of a broken leg!
"..." Feeling the piercing gaze coming from beside him, Red A silently looked down at the floor. And let me tell you, this floor is really something else.
Before anyone could speak, they heard Ilya's mournful cry: "Don't do such strange things with my face on your body!"
As she spoke, Ilya slumped onto the table with a blank stare, looking utterly hopeless.
In such a short time, she has acquired many new labels... a perverted younger sister who likes her older brother, a magical girl in strange clothes, and an elementary school student with abnormal sexual orientation!
All she wants to say now is that it's all fake, fakenews is all fake news!
What kind of life does Illya from the world of "Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya" lead?! There are just too many scenes of her dying in the game!
Chapter 690 Rin Tohsaka's reliable "operation plan," the Black Decoy!
"How dare you kiss Miyu with a face just like mine..." Overwhelmed with shame, Ilya cried, her face flushed, and gripped her staff tightly, firing a magic cannon at Kuro.
"What you're doing... will cause unnecessary misunderstandings!"
The magic cannon fired in anger not only failed to harm Little Black, but was instead deflected by the opponent's short sword and struck Little Black himself.
[The Magic Ruby couldn't resist teasing Ilya: "Your attack power has dropped to less than a third of what it used to be. You're super weak now!"]
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Wait! So you knew you'd be misunderstood..."
Ilya, who had already given up struggling, suddenly felt a spark of hope ignite in her eyes, as if she had grasped a lifeline.
"If Illya from that world was also afraid of being misunderstood, does that mean that Miyu has been the one who's been wrong all along?"
Adding to that Miyu's inexplicable apology after being kissed... Thinking of this, Illya's eyes welled up with tears. She was finally certain that "Illya" was innocent!
"What do you mean by saying that everything crooked is Miyu? It takes two to tango, don't you understand?" Just then, Cú Chulainn suddenly retorted.
"Besides, Ilya looks like she's furious and embarrassed!"
Cú Chulainn's unintentional remark instantly sent Ilya, who had just crawled out of the abyss of despair, crashing back down to the bottom, leaving her stunned and frozen in place.
"Shut up if you can't speak properly!" Red A cursed inwardly as he looked at Illya, whose face had turned ashen.
When did Cú Chulainn become so cheeky?
However, after a few brief encounters with Black, Ilya learned how to utilize her limited magic power: "Not to release blocky magic power... but to make it thinner... sharper!"
"Like a blade...!!" With that, Ilya swept her staff horizontally, and the magic cannon instantly transformed into a sharp blade, slashing towards Blackie.
In his haste, Xiao Hei could only hold his twin swords in front of him to protect himself. Although he was physically unharmed, his clothes were torn to shreds.
"I don't seem to be able to fight in this state. What a pity. I'll let you go today."
Looking at his nearly naked self, Xiao Hei gave up on continuing the fight, uttered a harsh threat, and flew away into the sky.
[Below, Ilya screamed in despair, "I said, don't run around naked with that face on—!"]
"As expected of Ilya, she easily accomplished what we could not, and has learned a new skill: the Stripping Slash!"
"What do you mean you can't fight anymore? I believe in you, you can do it, keep fighting... You can't survive without fighting!"
Everyone silently supported Xiao Hei to continue fighting; this was what a real man should be watching... Of course, if possible, it would be even better if that damned holy light were removed!
Grand Carnival World
"Speaking of which, why doesn't she project an outfit onto herself?" Black Jeanne looked at the nearly naked Black Jeanne who was running away, speechless. She seemed surprisingly bold.
“Jeanne d’Arc Alter, you’re wrong. She’s not projecting clothes because she can’t project them.” Artoria smiled innocently like an angel and sat down beside her.
"It seems that Emiya's ability can only project things with sword elements, so you could say that there are always trade-offs!"
"Haha, I-of course I know! I just wanted to make a comment." As she spoke, Jeanne Alter blushed and looked away somewhat guiltily.
Although she really wanted to ask how she knew, she could only hold back for the sake of saving face.
"Therefore... let's convene a strategy meeting!" Rin Tohsaka, dressed in a maid outfit and wearing glasses, slapped the blackboard, but everyone clearly ignored her.
[Having been invited to Luvia's house for a strategy meeting, Ilya was curiously looking around at the decorations, letting out exclamations of surprise.]
"This is my first time visiting Sister Luvia's house, and it's so luxurious! The house is huge, and there are so many tall decorations!"
At that moment, Magic Ruby suddenly appeared from the side and asked a crucial question: "Why is Rin-san wearing a maid outfit?"
[Upon hearing this, Illya looked at Rin Tohsaka, who was dressed in a classic maid outfit and wearing glasses: "She must be working for Luvia-neechan."]
"That's right. Although it's supposedly to replenish the gems, it's actually selling one's dignity for money. How pathetic, how utterly despicable."
These hurtful words enraged Rin Tohsaka, who slammed her hand on the table and yelled, "Listen to me properly!"
"No, no, no, your castle is much more luxurious. Luxury is something that doesn't exist in this century anymore."
Seeing Ilya's naive and unworldly demeanor, the people from other worlds fell silent.
You might not believe it, but in this other world, you not only have a castle, but even a small town at the foot of the castle is your territory!
Even if the nanny in your family is dating, it can be considered a long-distance relationship...
Type-Moon Fate/Zero World
"Ilya-chan, is it possible that our family really doesn't need these things?" Irisviel sighed, covering her face with her hands, and silently looked around.
An ancestral castle, a built-in protective barrier, android maids, etc.—which of these can be bought with money?
Moreover, as one of the three founding families, the Einzbern family is a true noble family and is really not short of money!
Meanwhile, Tokiomi Tohsaka, the elegant patriarch of the Tohsaka family of magicians, lowered his head in shame: "The patriarch of the prestigious Tohsaka family of magicians, actually went to work as a maid for his distant cousin..."
He can finally be sure of one thing now: the Tohsaka family is truly going to fall into ruin in the future, and even Rin, the head of the family, has to work to earn money for jewels!
“The problem is Black Illya. That guy’s goal is to kill Illya, but speaking of Illya now…” Rin Tohsaka, now fully transformed into a teacher, pointed to the scribbled mess on the blackboard.
[At the same time, I also felt very strange. Although Ilya's body showed no abnormalities, her magic power and attack power had decreased.]
"Forget it, let's set a strategy first! If her goal is to kill Ilya, then there's only one thing we need to do... capture Black Ilya!"
"But how do we do it?" Ilya asked, somewhat bewildered.
Rin Tohsaka confidently patted her chest and assured him, "I've already come up with a brilliant battle plan, and I need you to do me a small favor!"
"Leave everything to me. I'll definitely catch this guy and show you!"
Illya smiled, looking with a hint of longing at Rin Tohsaka, who seemed to have everything under control… Rin-neechan, she's really reliable!
[Then the scene shifts, and Ilya's face freezes before she begins to scream, "No! Why? Put me down!"]
[Poor Ilya was found hanging from a large tree, bound hand and foot, being used as bait.]
"Hmph, flawless!" Rin Tohsaka, hiding in the bushes in the corner, smirked smugly, looking completely confident of victory.
"Hahaha, 'Believe Me,' 'Excellent Battle Plan,' '(Wang Ma Zhao) Perfect'... A massive deception is exposed!"
"That's hilarious! You actually believe Rin Tohsaka is reliable? I told you you'd regret it."
People from other worlds couldn't help but chuckle. As expected, she was "reliable." But Illya, have you forgotten the Tohsaka family's ingrained tendency to mess things up?
Magical Girl Illya World
"Hahaha, this is the perfect plan that Rin-san came up with. It's so lame..." Magic Ruby revealed a mocking face in a very human way.
The so-called perfect solution is to use Ilya as bait, but do you think fishing is that easy to catch?
"Do you have any objections to my perfect plan?" Rin Tohsaka grabbed the ruby and started squeezing and kneading it, since she also thought the plan was flawless.
"Oh ho ho! Although we don't usually get along, I think this plan is absolutely perfect!" Luvia also sided with Rin Tohsaka this time and thought the plan was absolutely brilliant.
"..." Ilya's eyes were already dead as the person involved. I was such an idiot to believe them!
Rin-neechan, Luvia-neechan, you two are really unreliable!
Chapter 691 Little Black: This trap? Not only do they treat me like an idiot, but they also treat me like I'm deaf?
Rin Tohsaka considered herself a "reliable" senior, so her carefully devised plan wouldn't be so hasty; she had also made another contingency plan.
“Since her target is Ilya, it’s impossible to ignore her. And just to be on the safe side, I’ve prepared a lavish feast…”
Beneath the tree where Ilya was hanging, a long table was set up, laden with a Michelin-starred French feast—a truly exquisite combination of color, aroma, and taste!
[This prudent approach drew repeated nods from Luvia, who couldn't help but praise it: "While adopting your plan is unpleasant, it's truly a perfect operation!"]
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