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Ah Miao reminded him again, "Remember to warm it up before giving it to the general."
"Then...then I'm off." Kondo turned around, looking almost in tears.
"Hahaha, this is hilarious... What kind of devils are you? This is your bureau chief! If you really can't handle this, at least treat animals kindly."
"They even prey on underwear! It's like hell is empty and all the devils are here... Please, have some humanity!"
What a pathetic bureau chief! He can't even get a piece of clothing without using the general as an excuse. Everyone was suddenly relieved that the general was missing, otherwise it might have been the general who was persecuted.
The world of spring things
"On your waist... Pfft, hahaha... How could you say something like that?" Hachiman, who was covering his mouth and his face turning red, couldn't help but laugh.
Miao Jie is the real devil. Even devils would want to get your tattoos on their bodies. Mr. Kondo only has that one thing left, and you still have to remember to keep it warm before giving it to the general.
I really don't know if they were genuinely oblivious or deliberately pretending not to see it; it's just too inhumane.
"At least give them a torch..." Yukinoshita said helplessly.
That being said, if you look closely, you can see that her shoulders are also shaking, clearly she's trying not to laugh.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"No, I can't stand by and watch any longer. A gorilla's life is a life too. We should at least treat animals kindly," Mingjiu said, slamming his fist on the table with righteous indignation.
He's crying! This gorilla is so aggrieved he's almost in tears. Going to find someone in the snow wearing only his underwear, isn't that going to kill him?
Animals? Hideyoshi was speechless: "Akihisa, I don't know if you pity him or slander him..."
Yuji shook his head in regret: "I have to say, this bureau chief has a really good temper! He didn't even react when he was treated like that."
Poor Mr. Kondo was completely manipulated by Ms. Amiya. He shouldn't try to be strong now...
Watching Kondo's departing figure, Fourteen suddenly realized: "Thinking about it carefully, Mr. Kondo wasn't wearing anything!" (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Kondo turned around instantly, looking at Fourteen with a face full of emotion.
Sougo seemed surprised, as if he had just noticed it: "Really? I overlooked that!"
"Everyone! Let's give Mr. Kondo a piece of clothing we're wearing! If everyone contributes, we can keep warm."
Seeing how considerate Kondo was, he was deeply moved. "I've always taken good care of you all; this is truly my kind and caring subordinate."
[A short while later...]
"Well then, Mr. Kondo! Please be careful." Fourteen waved goodbye to Sougo once more.
"Hmm..." Wearing eight pairs of gloves, Kondo, head down and expressionless, turned back and responded, then turned and continued walking, muttering softly, "Even though they're all gloves..."
[When they passed by Katsura, Katsura, who had been keeping her eyes closed, handed him a snowball from her head: "Don't underestimate the harsh winter cold on the mountain, or you'll die! Take this and wear it!"]
Looking at Katsura, who was holding a snowball and giving a thumbs-up, Kondo chuckled with emotion, and then... lifted Katsura up and threw him straight down the mountain!
Ignoring Gui's screams, Fourteen and the others turned and left expressionlessly, thinking to themselves, "Now we're pushing our limits, isolated and helpless, on a land where even mutual trust can be easily shattered. Can we survive?"
"Hahaha, is this Katsura just as talented as Aqua? I can't figure out what she's thinking at all. She's beautiful and a bit silly!"
"I don't know if you will survive, but Kondo looks like he won't make it. Poor gorilla, he's going to freeze to death in the wilderness."
Wait a minute... It's obvious that you guys weren't the ones pushing the limits! Everyone listened to Fourteen's confession with black lines on their faces. Wasn't he just trying to glorify himself a bit too much?
Clearly, in this desolate, snowy landscape, Kondo, wearing only his underwear and eight gloves, is the one truly pushing the limits.
747 Azure World
"I need to think about this carefully... Hahaha. You probably already know it without even thinking about it." Kitahara Iori laughed so hard she was shaking.
They actually had to think carefully about something as obvious as Kondo being naked, which shows they genuinely hadn't noticed before!
“No, this seems like something I really need to think about carefully.” Kohei pondered for a moment, then turned to Iori and asked, “Do you remember you’re dressed right now?”
Iori propped herself up from the table: "What nonsense are you talking about? I..."
At this point, Iori was stunned! He was used to playing baseball without any equipment, but being asked this question made him realize that he really needed to think about it.
Ignoring Iori, who was questioning her existence, Azusa, who was also laughing so hard she almost fell over, said, "Please, have some decency! All of you are wearing gloves... hahaha."
Giving each person a piece of clothing doesn't seem unreasonable, but... how cruel is that? Giving everyone gloves? At least give them a pair of socks! Now they look even more like gorillas.
Gintama World
Kondo looked at Toshio and Sougo with a tearful expression: "Forget about the Yorozuya guys, but...did you guys really not notice?"
"Of course! We all have the utmost respect for you." Sougo and Shijiu's expressions remained unchanged, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
Fourteen, with a cigarette dangling from his lips, pondered carefully for a moment: "It must be because you're often seen naked here too often, and you subconsciously think it's your nature."
As expected of the master of deception, Sougo thought to himself with admiration before adding in perfect unison, "Just like how gorillas are naturally naked, it's directly integrated into their subconscious."
"Really? Then I'm truly sorry." Kondo was convinced of this and secretly reflected on his mistakes.
Fourteen and Sougo exchanged a glance and breathed a sigh of relief... Luckily, Mr. Kondo is easily fooled; see, he even has to thank us.
Chapter 555 Oh dear~ The mayonnaise accidentally spilled, what should I do~~
As darkness fell and the blizzard intensified, Fourteen and his group, trekking deep into the mountains and forests, still hadn't found suitable shelter.
As they walked, Kagura noticed Sougo seemingly rummaging through the snow, so she went over and asked, "Are you looking for food? Male dog?"
Sougo said calmly, "Don't lump me in with you. I don't eat things I find."
"Absolutely, right? You definitely won't pick it up, right!" With that, Kagura pulled a box of vinegared kelp from her pocket and threw it on the ground, deliberately shouting, "Oops, the vinegared kelp fell on the ground... Hehe, what should I do now?"
[Just as Kagura was waiting for Sougo's reaction, Gintoki and the new Eight behind her pounced on the vinegar kelp without hesitation.]
Kagura frowned as she watched Gintoki and Shinpachi scrambling for each other: "Why did you two take the bait?! This is so embarrassing, stop it."
Gintoki and Shinpachi didn't care about being embarrassed at all, and continued to fight over a box of vinegared kelp in the snow: "Since it's fallen on the ground, let's just call it a part of nature. This food is mine!"
Kagura, who caused this situation, joined the fray without hesitation: "No way! This is mine!"
"Why did you two fall for it?! Can't you have any self-respect in front of kids?"
"Wow, Kagura seems to be quite something... She caught three big fish with vinegar kelp as bait, and even managed to catch herself."
Seeing the group scrambling and fighting over the food, everyone covered their faces, unable to bear the sight! What happened to the promise of mutual affection? You're supposed to be on the same team! What kind of corporate culture is this?
The Disastrous World of Saiki K.
"Oh dear, it's not the pickled kelp that's returning to nature, it's you two!" Qi Mu stared at the screen expressionlessly, but inwardly he was constantly complaining.
Look at them now, they're like animals that have returned to nature and started to unleash their wild instincts, fighting over food.
I shouldn't have teamed up with them in the first place. They're a bunch of shameless people. Getting too involved with them could lead to being misunderstood as being just as shameless, which would be troublesome.
After all, who would fight over a box of vinegared kelp in the snow? Unless you replace the vinegared kelp with coffee jelly, then maybe they'd be willing to fight!
Seeing the three still scrambling over the vinegared kelp, Fourteen said irritably, "Hey, what are you doing? You idiots, if you're going to cause trouble, get back to nature. You're playing with important food like this..."
As he spoke, Fourteen deliberately pulled out some mayonnaise from his pocket, pretending to accidentally drop it on the ground. At the same time, a mischievous smile played on his lips: "Oops, mayonnaise... it's on the ground, what should I do?"
The group that had been scrambling stopped abruptly, staring expressionlessly at Fourteen.
Then, to everyone's astonishment, Sougo picked up the mayonnaise and threw it off the cliff without hesitation.
"Ah—" As if his body were out of his control, Fourteen desperately reached for the mayonnaise and ran down the cliff.
After finishing all that, Sougo clapped his hands as if nothing had happened and continued squatting down to build the igloo: "Now the pesky person is gone."
"Fourteenth—, what are you doing, Fourteenth!! Don't do this, please don't do this!"
"He actually chased someone off a cliff for mayonnaise! What a mayonnaise fanatic! Your love for it is way too profound..."
Most importantly, could you please stop saying the most embarrassing things with your most handsome face? The impression that Fourteen was reliable was instantly shattered for everyone watching the video... He's a good person, but he's not quite normal either.
The truly shameful person has appeared. What's most infuriating is that he actually thought others would crave this stuff!
Gintama World
"Don't do this, please don't do this! Fourteen, it's so embarrassing... so shameful!" Kondo banged his head against the wall repeatedly, looking somewhat frantic.
"Hey, Fourteen! Stop humiliating yourself. Can't you think about your boss for once? I'm ashamed of you!"
Kondo, who had never felt ashamed even though he usually appeared naked, now wished he could find a hole to bury himself in.
Sougo ignored Fourteen, who had a dark expression on his face, and added insult to injury: "Please stop now. Not everyone likes dog food. Even dogs won't eat mayonnaise!"
Fourteen looked at the two of them and silently lit a cigarette for himself: "Mayonnaise is the most delicious thing in the world, is there really no one who can appreciate it!"
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Damn it... You don't want it, but I do!! Mayonnaise—" Akihisa stretched out his hand toward the screen with a sorrowful expression and let out a desperate cry.
Hideyoshi looked at Akihisa, who seemed to have lost a beloved man, and said blankly, "Akihisa, are you also a mayonnaise fanatic?"
“You don’t understand Hideyoshi.” Akihisa sighed dejectedly, clearly still reeling from the blow: “Mayonnaise provides 700 calories, much more than my daily staple food and salt water!”
For him, who eats salt water for every meal, mayonnaise is practically the source of his life. Throwing it away would be worse than killing him.
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Hideyoshi was a little embarrassed upon hearing this, and gave him a look that said, "You're too modest: No, no, no, it's already impressive that you can eat salt water as your staple food."
Upon hearing this, Mingjiu waved his hand somewhat embarrassedly: "No, sometimes I can eat breadcrumbs as a staple food and sweet soup as a side dish. It even feels a bit luxurious when I eat it!"
Yuji patted the former's shoulder with some pity: "To be able to eat these things in such a luxurious way... Akihisa, it's really not easy for you to have survived until now."
"In such remote places, there may not be caves or huts nearby, but there's plenty of snow, so you can just stay in a snow hut to avoid the wind and snow."