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"Hahaha!" Senior Azusa burst into laughter. As expected, Kazuma was really funny: "Before transmigrating, you were a shut-in, but after transmigrating, you're carrying bricks and mortar every day... How impressive!"
Step out the door and you're all set; your identity is entirely fabricated! It's like a castle guard – not entirely wrong, since you can keep thieves away from your home.
She's now very curious whether Kazuma's act of pretending to be rich will be exposed. If he is, his expression will be quite amusing.
The world of spring things
Even Hachiman Hikigaya couldn't help but twitch his lips when he heard this: "This guy... did he study humanities before?"
Wow, this is the first time I've seen someone describe the life of a stay-at-home person in such a refreshing and unique way. It really does feel different after you put it this way.
Even the aloof Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't hold back, her eyelids twitching: "To call spending all day idly loafing around and wandering around at night a 'maintaining order' activity?!" (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
And you even said that no one understands you, that it's a sad job... You're already considered to be enlightened by your parents for not being beaten by them for this.
"Eh..." Tuanzi seemed to be hearing this for the first time and asked curiously, "Then... what does it mean to only sign for three months? Does it mean I'm going to work?"
"No, that's just an insurance salesperson coming to his door, begging him to buy insurance..." Hachiman silently rubbed his forehead; he could even make that sound like signing a contract.
Chapter 524 Darkness's shining moment, slapping the princess!
During the banquet, listening to Kazuma's boastful talk, the female knight believed him without a doubt: "In order to learn, may I see Kazuma-sama's adventurer card?"
Upon hearing this, Kazuma spat out a mouthful of red wine, his face covered in a cold sweat of guilt… How could he possibly show his ill-gotten gains to anyone with his adventurer card?!
[Especially if they ask you where you learned your lich skills, you're basically done for!]
[Megumin noticed Kazuma's embarrassment and began to smooth things over for him, even trying to change the subject.]
“Showing something that's part of an adventurer's hand is a bit… compared to this, Aqua would probably have to put on a huge talent show.”
[Aqua, drinking directly from the bottle, completely disregards the atmosphere: "I've already drawn a sand painting that I think is pretty good today, that's enough! Here, get me some more sparkling wine."]
The female knight stepped forward, somewhat puzzled: "I won't leak this information, or is there some reason you can't show it to anyone?"
The sweat streaming down Kazuma's face betrayed his extreme guilt... He had a reason he couldn't face anyone!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Hahaha, Kazuma, you've been completely checkmated now." Yuuji burst into laughter. Once the adventurer card's level was seen, all his previous boasting was exposed.
Hideyoshi laughed and said, "Who told Kazuma to exaggerate so much just now? Even I almost believed it."
The blame lies with Kazuma for exaggerating too much. From the princess's perspective, Kazuma was a brave, selfless, and extremely powerful hero!
It's understandable to want to learn how to allocate skill points... but when it comes to allocating skill points, the emphasis is on pragmatism—you allocate points to whatever is useful.
Putting aside the messy skill point allocation, there's also a shady lich skill inside. I absolutely cannot show this card to them.
"Screech! If I were exposed in this situation, I'd rather die..."
Akihisa gasped when he saw this. Even a fool would know what kind of predicament Kazuma was in.
Social death and physical death—two paths lay before Kazuma…
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"A goddess chugging a whole bottle of wine..." Kitahara Iori's eyelids twitched. That was red wine! How could she chug a whole bottle like that?
Putting aside whether your purification abilities are even enough to taste the wine, could you please at least pay attention to the etiquette of a goddess? Etiquette!
Senior Zi burst into laughter: "Hahaha, Darkness just kept emphasizing etiquette, but none of them are easy to deal with."
It's rare that Megumin has finally come to her senses and tried to make excuses for Kazuma, even attempting to change the subject, but... her teammate Aqua just won't take the bait.
Chisara sighed, "Aqua, who usually loves to perform and show off her talents, suddenly stopped doing anything when we needed her to change the subject!"
She even drank straight from a bottle in front of medieval royalty, as if she hadn't offended the nobles enough already! Typical Aqua, always trying to screw over whoever she can.
Darkness quickly stood up to smooth things over: "This man is currently in the weakest position. If people knew about this, he would definitely be ashamed!"
Seeing the steps, Kazuma went down them, scratching his head and saying, "Yeah...yes!"
But seeing their expressions, the female knight became even more suspicious: "Did you really defeat Lord Mikasa?"
Just then, the princess looked at Kazuma and whispered something in the female knight's ear... The female knight slowly spoke.
"It's unbelievable that a master swordsman like you would lose to someone from the weakest class. Are you lying to me?"
"And he's so handsome, that's what the princess said... I think so too, he's handsome."
After the female knight relayed the princess's words in detail, Kazuma couldn't help but stand up and complain, "Hey, you guys are asking for it! I'll get angry no matter what you say!"
The female knight drew her sword and pointed it at Kazuma: "You rude wretch, how dare you speak such arrogant words to royalty!"
Just as tensions were about to rise, Darkness stepped forward and apologized to Kazuma. Seeing this, the princess whispered something to the mage beside her.
"Then, considering that Dustinis had made immense contributions to the country, he could be spared punishment, but it still displeased the princess."
"Rewards for telling adventure stories can be given, but the weakest conman there should take the reward and leave, that's what the princess said."
"Honestly, I want to punch this princess. Yu Jian himself admitted that he was defeated, so why is he still bringing this up?"
"The weakest professional conman... Ha! This so-called weakest conman you're talking about has defeated several Demon King officials? You're just judging a book by its cover."
Even those watching the video were annoyed. All you know is that Yujian is handsome? To conclude that he's a fraud based on that alone is going too far!
And Kazuma isn't bad-looking either, he's just a bit eccentric... When he faced off against the Poisonous Hans, that leap he took as bait was incredibly cool!
The ruined world of Fulilian
Even Freyren, who has lived for over a thousand years, couldn't understand the royal family's thinking: "Kazuma was able to defeat so many Demon Lord executives with the weakest class, shouldn't he be considered even more amazing!"
What's the point of just looking at their profession? Even the weakest profession can't change the fact that they defeated the Demon King's executives.
Even Philon was a little angry: "Yes, and Kazuma really did defeat Mitsurugi, he didn't lie to them, did he?"
They really are so high and mighty... Even when the person involved admits to the facts, they still doubt this and that. They look down on people too much!
Moreover, Yu Jian can hardly be considered a sword master; he's just blessed with the magic sword Gram!
Most importantly, expecting a group of adventurers to follow etiquette is asking too much. (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Just as Kazuma was about to leave, Megumin, who always valued her comrades, objected. However, considering that it would cause Darkness unnecessary trouble, she held back.
Darkness looked at Megumin in silence for a moment, then said to the princess, "Could you please retract your statement that he's a liar? This man may boast, but he wasn't lying!"
"And although it's the weakest profession, he's the most reliable man when it matters most! Please correct your statement just now."
"I won't apologize!" Alice said in her own voice this time, pointing at Kazuma: "Make him explain how he defeated Lord Mitsurugi. If he can't, that man is just a weak, lying liar..."
"Slap—" Before Princess could finish speaking, Darkness slapped her mercilessly across the face.
The female knight angrily swung her sword at Darkness, but the princess quickly stopped her, crying out, "No...you can't!"
"Clang..." The female knight's furious attack only managed to sever Darkness's skin and a small piece of muscle. Although blood flowed, it didn't cause any substantial damage.
Ignoring the female knight's astonishment, Darkness silently turned to the princess: "Princess Alice, those words were inappropriate for someone who fought so hard and left behind so many achievements!"
"He has no obligation to explain how he defeated the Demon Swordsman, and even if he didn't have the strength, he shouldn't be insulted!"
Meanwhile, the goddess beside her was still drinking...
At this moment, Kazuma also stepped forward: "My friends are all protecting me like this, how can I not tell the truth?"
"Actually, it wasn't exactly glorious. Let me show you how I defeated the sword-wielding warrior!"
"The 'Personality Correction Palm' was well done... They've been spoiled rotten; they don't even have the most basic respect!"
Seeing this slap, everyone watching the video felt great. Kazuma may be the weakest class, but he is a man who is more reliable than anyone else in critical moments!
When everyone turned their attention to Aqua, they were all speechless... Everyone else was protecting their own, but what was our goddess doing?
Oh, still drinking? Give me a break, you damn goddess! Is this the time for drinking?!
OVERLORD World
"If the royal family is full of people like this, then I am truly disappointed." Old Bone slowly shook his head, seemingly feeling sorry for his fellow countryman.
Kazuma may seem like a comedic guy, and he is, but he always fights with his life on the line, yet he's being looked down upon like this.
It's true that they always come in handy at crucial moments, and without them, the team would have fallen apart long ago.
Albedo tilted her head: "Putting everything else aside, just tell me, isn't this record impressive?"
Don't underestimate Kazuma just because he's weak. He's the only reliable person in the whole squad. Every time, it's Kazuma who comes up with a solution to deal with the officers.
Bless the World
“Darkness…you…you…” Kazuma stammered, completely stunned!
It feels so unfamiliar, completely unfamiliar! Holy crap, I never expected this pervert to have such a side.
All I can say is... that's so cool! To actually dare to stand up for himself and fight the princess, it's impossible not to be moved.
Even Huihui looked at her with admiration. The female knight's sword strike, delivered with all her might in anger, only managed to break the skin slightly. It was far too tough!
Darkness, the person involved, froze there, her entire body turning ashen white...
Chapter 525, The Capital City Arc, Begins!
“If you said it’s okay, then go, Kazuma! You shouldn’t let us down, right?” Darkness smiled and patted Kazuma on the shoulder, her words full of trust.
“Of course!” Kazuma smiled knowingly upon hearing this, then assumed a fighting stance: “Demon sword wielders and Demon King executives… Think about the kind of opponents I’ve fought to get to where I am today! Let’s start with this intimidating sword!”
"Take this, Stea1!"
A flash of blue light passed through Kazuma's hand, but it seemed nothing had happened; the female knight still held her sword. Everyone present was stunned...