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"So it really exists... a world-class one..." The pervert muttered in a low voice, his face pale, before collapsing into Akihisa's arms, having lost too much blood, looking as if he had no regrets in life.
"Yes, it's really enviable... no, wait."
Akihisa, who almost blurted out his inner thoughts, wiped the blood from his nose and said with utmost seriousness, "Don't be fooled, you silent pervert! Cheer up, if she's a chimera, maybe it's fake!"
"Fake?" The sullen pervert who had already seen Tai Nai at the Sanzu River suddenly came to his senses and pounded the floor in frustration: "This is world-class... how could it be fake?"
Mingjiu patted the sullen pervert on the shoulder, looking so sacred at that moment: "It's alright! We will definitely find the real one, and one day the door to a new world will open for us."
Watching the two of them enacting a scene of life and death, Hideyoshi could only mutter to himself, "Akihisa, why is it that you always have such a sharp mind at times like this?"
He's clearly an idiot, yet he manages to notice details even at a time like this... Uh, he's clearly an idiot!
Azure Sea World
"80 points... no more than that!" Iori gave his score in a low voice. If you ignored his naked body, he looked quite professional.
Kohei looked at Iori in shock: "Only 80 points? How high are your expectations!"
"I was talking about introducing myself... What are you thinking, you bastard!" Iori revealed a beast-like smile, staring arrogantly at Kohei.
"I... that's what I was thinking too!" Kohei looked a little guilty; he had indeed misunderstood.
Thinking about it carefully, Sylvia's self-introduction really does blend in with the local customs, it has a strong Crimson Demon Village vibe! Could it be that she's been hanging out with the Crimson Demons for so long that she's also caught their chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)?
"Hahaha, Kazuma must have let himself get caught on purpose, just to take advantage of the situation... Hehe, he's so shameless." Senior Azusa laughed heartily instead.
"Isn't this obvious? I wouldn't dodge either." Iori and Kohei gave each other a high five in unison. Who wouldn't take advantage of a good deal?
Kazuma is right. Such a broad mind makes people feel at ease. It's like the haven we've been searching for.
These two are truly close friends; they share a strange understanding in certain areas, and in this respect, they have the same opinion.
Seeing Kazuma being captured, Darkness rushed forward with her sword, shouting, "Hold on! I'm coming to save you!"
"Don't worry about me." Kazuma seemed to lie down on the sofa, rubbing the back of his head against Sylvia's ample chest.
"Huh? 4 Besides Aqua and the others, even Sylvia was stunned."
“You guys don’t seem to care much about me lately, do you? This Miss Sylvia even said she likes me…” Kazuma buried his head in his chest, taking deep breaths. “I almost accidentally considered joining the Demon King’s army. Apologize! Apologize to me for all my hard work!”
"Don't try to fob me off with things. Show me some sincerity! Darkness, isn't your advantage that lewd body that tempts men?"
"If you don't want me, in my prime, to wag my tail and walk away with Miss Sylvia, then you'd better apologize obediently!"
This utterly shameless act left even Sylvia, a member of the Demon King's army, somewhat bewildered. After regaining her composure, she reached out and patted Kazuma's head.
"You're really funny, but don't embarrass the girl too much. You need to understand women's hearts a little better." (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Darkness glared at Sylvia, somewhat annoyed: "You're a demon, yet you seem to understand human women's hearts quite well."
“Of course I understand, whether it’s a woman’s heart or a man’s heart,” Sylvia said casually, stroking Kazuma’s head. “Because I’m half man!”
"I'm a chimera, and these breasts you love so much were synthesized and grafted on later."
Upon hearing this, the air fell silent for a moment, with Kazuma sweating profusely: "Miss Sylvia, it feels like something is pressing against my butt..."
Sylvia, a little embarrassed, gave a mischievous smile: "I did it on purpose!!"
Upon hearing this, Kazuma abandoned his thought...
"Hahaha, he turned the tables and even the Demon King's army was stunned. As expected of the Demon King, he easily accomplished what we couldn't."
"...It's decided. From now on, Kazuma will be my older brother! The epitome of scum, he is someone I will always respect, someone I admire and worship."
That's so outrageous! Not only did he defect to the enemy, but he also lay there and took a deep sniff, even using it to blackmail his teammates.
You're utterly despicable! You're the undisputed king of the meme world, truly unmatched.
Until they saw this last scene, everyone who was initially in awe and found it truly bizarre suddenly felt their hearts stop... It was just too amazing, they were almost laughing themselves to death, this was truly hilarious.
Gintama World
"Yamero!!" Gintoki and Shinpachi covered their heads and let out painful howls, their eyes filled with disbelief, even questioning their worldview and values.
"In other words, Miss Sylvia... no, it should be Mr. Sylvia... no, beneath that beautiful face lies a filthy Babylonian tower!!"
Shinpachi was dumbfounded. This was so different from the half-dead Saigo-san he usually saw. This was a real ladyboy!
Gintoki trembled and buried his head in the drawer, trying to stuff more into it: "Shinpachi, calm down, what we need to find now is the time machine."
I'm reminding myself a few minutes ago not to watch this, or it will leave me with psychological trauma! It would be too scary if Old O also became depressed.
Seeing the two of them in a panic, only Kagura nonchalantly picked her nose and said, "It's just a filthy tower of Babylon, don't you both have one?"
Not only were Gintoki and his friends questioning their existence, but the Shinsengumi were also in a state of utter despair, wishing they could donate their eyes to those in need.
Azure Sea World
"As expected, they are the evil Demon King's army, so evil!" Iori felt his whole body filled with a sense of justice, unable to tolerate even the slightest evil.
Their attitude changed 180 degrees, completely forgetting what their attitude was just a few minutes ago.
Needless to say, Kohei was staring blankly at a bottle of 96% concentrated "water of life," muttering some chilling words: "This stuff should disinfect my eyes, right..."
"If you don't want to go blind, please don't do this," Senior Azusa muttered to herself, then gave a mischievous grin: "Weren't you all so envious just now?"
Upon hearing this, the two instinctively shuddered. Envy? That's because they didn't know that hell lay ahead, or rather... hell lay behind them!
Sylvia's last line, in particular, was incredibly powerful for men!
They knew without a doubt that Kazuma had been left with an indelible shadow over his life, a shadow even deeper than that of the female beastman!
Chapter 511 Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right! The Secret to Passing the Game.
"Let go! Don't use your old man to hold me up, or I'll kill you!" Kazuma, who had been taken hostage, let out a strange scream, his whole body still trembling with lingering fear.
Sylvia brought Kazuma to the mysterious facility in the Scarlet Devil Village: "Don't worry, I won't do anything reckless! We've shaken off our pursuers, so I'll let you go."
After hearing His words, Kazuma calmed down a little and began to look around at his surroundings, feeling as if he had been here before: "Where is this?"
"This is the underground storage warehouse of the Crimson Devil's Land. My goal is to find the ancient magical weapon—the Magician Killer."
"It can nullify all magic; it's a deadly weapon against the Crimson Demon Clan!" Sylvia said, taking out something resembling a magical artifact and placing it in front of what appeared to be a warehouse.
However, to her surprise, the barrier destroyer, which usually worked every time, failed this time. For a moment, Sylvia was at a loss: "What is this? Isn't it a magical seal?"
However, Kazuma, with his sharp eyes, noticed that the device next to him displayed familiar characters: "Input command? Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right..."
Sylvia exclaimed in surprise, "Do you recognize these ancient characters?"
"Oh, this is... it's about entering a password to execute a famous cheat command..." Kazuma blurted out unconsciously, then quickly covered his mouth after realizing what he'd said.
"Goodness, why do I feel that the demons are so friendly? They released the hostages as soon as they got rid of the pursuers? They didn't even consider killing the hostages."
"As the saying goes, where there is poison, there is always an antidote within five steps. So, the Crimson Demon Village just brazenly places the antidote right there? Isn't that a bit too careless!"
Looking at the so-called ancient characters, the 553, and the conspicuous Famicom controller, the mouths of the people watching the video twitched slightly... Wow, it's even in Chinese.
The person who invented this seal must have been one of those otaku that Aqua threw at her. To use these things as a seal is truly ingenious!
Isn't this the invincible cheat code for Contra with 30 lives? How could they use this as a password?
Academy City World
“I don’t have Magician Killer… but I do have Imagine Breaker. Do you want it?” Touma Kamijou was also staring blankly at his right hand.
The names are similar, fine, but how come the effects are so similar too? All other magic has failed... Could it be that my right hand is sealed inside?
Remembering the video that showed his own image, he knew there were eight dragon heads hidden inside, but he didn't know exactly what they were... Sigh, he wondered if his world would ever play again.
Thinking of this, Kamijou scratched the back of his head with some annoyance: "Unfortunate! If it were me before I lost my memory, I might know what's hidden in my right hand?"
Look at their seals, game controllers, and cheat commands—they're all scientifically based. Then look at mine; it's not scientific at all!
Not only are you running around with the seal, but as the person responsible for the seal, you should at least leave me, Mr. Kamijou, a key!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Don't tell me you also want to be a hero of justice? A magician killer..." Upon hearing this familiar title, Red A also remembered that familiar face.
He never expected to hear this title in another world. What, you want to fire an Origin Bomb too?
Artoria thought about it carefully: "I think Caster's Noble Phantasm, 'Never Get Tired of Running,' is still more useful."
It's incredibly useful. Although it's only appeared a few times in videos, it has played a crucial role every time.
"Putting aside whether it's easy to use or not, isn't this Famicom game controller a bit too frivolous..." Emiya Shirou stared at the seal on the screen with a dark expression.
A sealed evil god, an unknown goddess, and now an ancient magical weapon—this isn't the land of the Crimson Demons, it's practically a village built on top of a seal! Why are all these strange things sealed up everywhere you go?
The so-called ancient script is actually Chinese characters... In a sense, it is indeed quite ancient, but it looks so out of place!
Sylvia was also filled with surprise upon hearing this. This was a seal that even the Crimson Demon Clan and the Demon King's army couldn't break, yet he could understand it!
"It seems your abilities exceed my expectations!"
Realizing that Sylvia wouldn't let him leave easily, Kazuma immediately assumed a fighting stance: "Even if I'm not the best, I'm still an adventurer. Don't think I'll give in so easily."
“It’s not just intimidation and violence that can make people give in, you know. My skills are comparable to a nightmare.” Sylvia licked her palm and said meaningfully, “So pleasurable, let’s see how long you can last…”
Before Sylvia could finish speaking, Kazuma grabbed the controller without hesitation, his fingers flying across the keyboard: "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, go for it!!"
[Click-clack... As the command was input, the sealed door slowly opened, revealing a staircase leading underground.]
Sylvia stared at Kazuma in shock: "...You, do you even deserve to be called a human being?"
"At the very least, he's an adventurer... Heh, I don't believe you for a second. You're such a coward, you chicken out way too fast!"