My son is obviously a playboy, how come he became the tiger of the empire?

Chapter 326

Lin Hui looked at the pile of practice ammunition in front of him.

He propped up his hands, twisted his neck, and moved his arms.

Then he immediately squatted down and prepared to disassemble the ammunition.

Lin Hui put the dagger on the top of the bullet, pried a hole with force, and gently twisted the blade.

He poured out all the gunpowder in the bullet and put the shell aside.

Seeing this, several soldiers around him didn't ask anything and hurried over to help.

Practice bullets usually just make a sound, so the amount of gunpowder inside is very small, and only half a fingernail can be poured out each time.

Fortunately, Lin Hui had many people on his side, and soon the gunpowder in front of him was piled into a small pile.

Lin Hui picked up a discarded shell from the side, picked up the gunpowder with a sword, and carefully reloaded it.

He squinted his eyes and took a closer look: "I don't know if this thing is heavy enough, and how powerful it will be when it explodes. If it's not powerful enough, the plan will be ruined."

Just as he was wondering, a crisp reminder sound suddenly rang in his ears.

[Ding, weapon proficiency +1! ]

Lin Hui's eyes lit up, and he immediately realized that he was only two grams short of the weight to achieve the desired effect!

He immediately picked up a little gunpowder.

Use the tip of the knife to stuff it into the shell little by little.

Then he stuffed the fuse, found stone powder and clay, and sealed the mouth.

Only then did he put the reloaded ammunition aside with satisfaction.

Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Deputy Captain, what are you doing? We took it apart with great difficulty, why did you put it back? It looks so stupid?"

Lin Hui glared at him: "You know nothing, this is a small 'bomb', the power is the same as a large firecracker!"

He picked up a newly completed one, pointed it at the sun, and said with a smile: "Don't underestimate it, it will be of great use later!"

The other people looked over and smiled.

Although they didn't know what Lin Hui was going to do, they knew it was definitely not a good thing!

Ten minutes later, the people who had dispersed before came back one after another.

Lin Hui divided the gunpowder into portions according to the standard gram weight: "Just follow my way just now, put these flames back, install the fuse, and seal it!"

"No problem!" Zhang Wei and others made an OK gesture. This little job was a piece of cake for them.

After explaining, Lin Hui stood up and walked towards the crowd: "Have you found it all?"

Chen Erhu held a large pile of shit, surrounded by green flies, and said with a wronged face: "Brother Hui, I did find it, but it's too little. I searched for a long time and only found this little. Here, look."

He pushed the feces forward, and Lin Hui took a step back in disgust, pinching his nose and scolding: "Go away, stay away from me!"

At this time, other people also surrounded him with various kinds of feces.

Wang Yong complained: "Brother Hui, we can only find some shit from wild boars, wild dogs, and wild rabbits, but the amount is not enough. In this deep mountain forest, there is no ghost shadow, and no one is herding sheep and cattle, so how can we find so much shit."

Lin Hui glanced at it, and the amount was indeed pitiful.

It was far from what he expected.

But there was no other way. In the deep mountains and forests, there was nothing else to find except the feces of wild animals.

If it was close to the villages, it would be fine. There was plenty of cow and sheep feces.

Lin Hui rolled his eyes and stared at them: "Do you have feces?"

Everyone was confused: "What, what?"

Lin Hui said seriously: "If you have feces, hurry up and poop. The next plan requires a lot of feces!"

Everyone looked at each other, and a pure and happy smile appeared on their faces instantly.

"You should have said it earlier, so we wouldn't have spent so much effort looking for it!"

"I'm full of it!"

"I haven't pooped for a day, and I'm almost pushing it out from below!"

Lin Hui stared at them: "Then why are you still talking? I'll give you two minutes to make a quick decision!"

"Yes!"

Everyone saluted and started to take off their pants in unison.

Lin Hui warned: "Poop closer, we'll collect them later!"

Everyone understood, and they stood close together in a big circle.

There was a crackling sound from the back.

Everyone was spraying frantically with hideous faces.

"Oh my god, what did you eat? Why is it so smelly?"

"Damn, your shit smells good?"

"I smell good, my shit smells like strawberry!"

"Who's setting off firecrackers? Damn, they're all on my pants, pay attention!"

Everyone pinched their noses and held their breath.

They can smell their own stench, but they don't want to smell someone else's.

Lin Hui stepped back more than ten steps, and after pulling away, he shouted at them: "Poop more, poop clean! If it doesn't work, hit your stomach twiceFists, if that doesn't work, just use your hands!"

Several soldiers who were loading gunpowder nearby were laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths: hundreds of people pulling together, this scene is so beautiful.

Lin Hui turned his head and glared at them: "What are you laughing at? You guys go pull it too!"

"Ah?" Zhang Wei was dumbfounded.

"Ah, shit, hurry up, these 'bombs' are enough, hurry up! If you don't pull it now, you won't have a chance to pull it later!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Several soldiers put down their work, quickly took off their pants and squatted together.

Crackling, bang, bang, bang...

The whole forest was stinking, and the birds were fume and fell from the trees.

At the same time, no one noticed that a drone had slowly flown into the sky.

On the viewing platform, the big guys were discussing fiercely.

Suddenly someone stood up and shouted: "Look, we found the people from the Tiger Regiment! "

Everyone turned their heads in surprise. They finally found these guys. It was not easy!

Xu Qianshan also turned his head excitedly. The next second, he was shocked.

The viewing platform was silent. Everyone was stunned and dumbfounded.

After several seconds of silence, a deputy commander asked: "He, they are standing in a circle, what are they doing?"

The official next to him was stunned: "They seem to be pooping, pooping together! "

Everyone looked very strange, and some even didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

After tracking for so long, we finally found the person, but we didn't expect to capture such a scene?

One or two people pooped, but hundreds of people formed a big circle and pooped together.

What a spectacular scene!

What are they doing?

Are they doing some kind of performance art, or fertilizing the flowers, plants and trees in the forest?

Xu Qianshan opened his mouth and couldn't close it for a long time.

He turned around and saw Lin Guangyao's ugly purple face, and laughed: "Old Lin, your son is really good at saving time. He even arranged to poop at the same time, which shows that his command ability is quite good!"

"Not only can he dispatch troops, but he can also control intestinal peristalsis. It's amazing, it's really amazing! "

Lin Guangyao knew that the old man was deliberately mocking him and disgusting him.

Looking at the concentric circles of countless buttocks on the big screen, his mouth twitched.

Son of a bitch, what the hell are you doing?

It's a competition, you took your men to run so far, just to take a shit?

At the same time, the people in the forest had finished fighting.

They started looking for leaves and dirt to wipe their butts.

After wiping, everyone stood up with ease.

Wang Yong waved happily at Lin Hui: "Brother Hui, we've finished, come and have a look!"

Lin Hui took a few steps back and angrily scolded: "Look at your grandma! Why are you shouting so loudly, do you want to give you a certificate?"

"Don't just stand there, collect all your feces! "

The people who just finished shitting were all confused.

What the hell?

Do you have to pack it up and take it away?

Lin Hui said loudly: "Mix all the feces you just collected and these together, hurry up!"

Everyone looked at each other, although they didn't understand what to do.

But they still took out shovels and used things to pile all these things together.

"Stir it with sticks, hurry up!"

Lin Hui found a few shit-stirring sticks and threw them far away.

Everyone picked up the sticks and mixed them like cement mortar on a construction site, and like mixing sesame paste.

Enduring the stench, they mixed all these things together.

As everyone stirred, the stench became stronger.

The people who were close to them were directly smoked and lay on the tree, retching continuously.

Wang Yong was so stinky that tears flowed: "In this life, except for Erhu's shoes, I have never smelled such a stinky thing! "

Chen Erhu said angrily: "You pervert, why are you sniffing my shoes? I was wondering why my insoles are old and young, you must have secretly hidden them!"

Lin Hui stood ten meters away, with a paper ball stuffed in his nose, still dizzy from the stench.

He waved his hand and said: "Alright, that's enough, separate those things one by one, shovel them all over here, and line them up! "

Everyone was so stinking that they had no desire to live.

Holding a shovel, enduring the stench, they shoveled all the feces as he requested.

Lin Hui commanded the soldiers who had just loaded the gunpowder to stuff the "bombs" into the dung pile one by one.

At the same time, the fuses were pulled out to facilitate remote detonation.

These fuses were not traditional fire wicks, but in the form of wires, which could be detonated by creating sparks through electric current.

Everything was ready, and Lin Hui asked people to find leaves and weeds to cover them.

After there were no flaws outside, he immediately shouted: "Quick, retreat, retreat quickly, they are coming!"

Everyone was relieved,Hehe, he ran towards the direction of the third and fourth companies with a sly smile.

Lin Hui pointed at a few people: "Wang Yong, Erhu, and the few of you who run fast, all stay!"

"Okay!"

Wang Yong and the others ran over quickly.

Lin Hui pulled the fuse and pointed to a few places for them to hide: "Listen to my orders later, hide first!"

Several people nodded and immediately went to the designated location, quickly lying down and camouflaged.

Lin Hui also squatted in the grass, with a sly smile on his face: "Let you chase, I will show you some colors later!"

A few minutes later, there was a slight noise in the distance.

"Hide quickly!"

Lin Hui's heart tightened, and everyone held their breath and concentrated, blending into the surrounding environment.

Soon, a group of people rushed out of the woods in front.

Looking from a distance, Lin Hui couldn't help but admire in his heart: It's worthy of being a special forces unit. They ran so far and were so tired, but the formation didn't break up. It's not easy!

The left and right wings of the team were seen in an offensive posture.

The front was divided into two teams, which could not only effectively provide fire suppression, but also provide fire support to both sides.

The team behind was responsible for fire cover, ready to support and cover the retreat at any time.

If they confronted ordinary troops head-on in the woods, as soon as their left and right wings finished their output, the people behind could immediately fill in seamlessly.

Not only could they ensure fire output and quickly annihilate the enemy.

They could also leave the battlefield in the shortest time after the battle to ensure the safety of the personnel.

Lin Hui breathed a sigh of relief and secretly rejoiced: Fortunately, I didn't fight these guys head-on. Shura's strength is really not to be underestimated!

He grinned evilly: "You have a trick, but I have a ladder. If I can't beat you openly, I can play it darkly. Even if I can't kill you, I will disgust you to death!"

"Let you chase me, this is the price of looking down on the Tiger Group!"

Lin Hui lowered his head a little lower, and his right hand was always on the detonator, ready to detonate at any time.

Suddenly, Wang Chen seemed to notice something, stopped abruptly, and raised his hand.

Everyone behind him reacted quickly, some found a place to hide.

Some quickly half-knelt on the ground, aimed their guns at the places around where people might hide, and quickly alerted.

A Shura team member asked nervously: "What's wrong, did you find anything?"

Wang Chen looked around vigilantly.

Then he frowned and shook his head: "I haven't found anything yet."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and the Black Tigers were speechless. They didn't realize that you made it look like the real thing!

Wang Chen moved his nose, turned around and asked seriously: "Did you find that it stinks here?"