My son is obviously a playboy, how come he became the tiger of the empire?

Chapter 279



Chapter 279

Wang Yong looked at the two people in front of him, and his heart skipped a beat. He felt something was wrong.

His intuition told him that the two people in front of him were definitely not ordinary people.

Soon, his face was filled with a passionate smile again: "Want to eat mutton skewers? Authentic Xinjiang mutton skewers, crunchy and delicious!"

The two walked around the stall, walked in front of him, and looked him up and down.

One of them stared at him suspiciously: "Are you from Xinjiang?"

Wang Yong nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes."

The man frowned: "Why do I hear you speak with a Northeastern accent?"

"How could that be? I was born and raised in Urumqi, Xinjiang. Our Maimaiti mutton skewers are famous far and wide. I guarantee that you will want to eat two more after one bite, and want to eat three more after two bites!"

Wang Yong picked up a handful of black skewers and handed them over: "Come on, come on, try it!"

The two were so scared that they quickly dodged backwards, with a look of disgust on their faces: "What the hell, black? Are you grilling mutton skewers, or grilling coal? Do you know how to grill skewers?"

"He knows shit!"

The two turned their heads and were startled by the black-faced uncle who was talking next to them.

A man said with a guilty conscience: "Uncle, you are from Africa, right? You speak Mandarin quite well?"

The uncle wiped his face and jumped up angrily: "Who is from Africa? My face is blackened by his cigarettes!"

"Don't be fooled, this guy is just fooling people, how can he grill skewers? He can't do anything!"

Wang Yong was anxious: "Uncle, you can't talk nonsense, how can I not grill skewers? My grilled skewers look black, but they taste delicious. If you don't believe me, try it!"

The uncle's dentures almost flew out: "Get lost, I want to live two more years! If you can't set up a stall, don't ", he just came and made this place so smoky!"

The two looked at each other suspiciously, and one of them looked at the old man and asked cautiously: "Uncle, is he new here?"

The old man pointed at Wang Yong and Chen Erhu next to him: "He, and him, they are both new here. A grown man is selling women's underwear here, what the hell, so perverted!"

"The one opposite is also the same, he said he was a zipper repairer, and he has broken five zippers!"

"And the one in front, that guy is not normal either, selling sandals and mats in the middle of winter, I don't know what he thinks!"

The two immediately looked around vigilantly.

Several nearby "stall owners" showed polite but awkward smiles.

The two looked at each other, felt that something was wrong, and came to Wang Yong and Chen Erhu respectively.

One of them stretched out his hand and asked seriously: "Who asked you to set up a stall here? Business license, health license, ID card, all of them, take them out."

Wang Yong was unhappy: "Why?"

The man took out his police ID from his pocket and shook it in front of him: "Just this! Take out your ID immediately, quickly!"

Wang Yong's scalp suddenly numbed. He originally thought that it was just two urban management officers, why did they call the police?

Are these people so idle that they are checking the stalls?

"Hurry up!"

"You, you wait, I'll look for it!"

Wang Yong squatted down and pretended to search, but he was actually panicking.

Where did he have those things?

If he had known this was the case, he would have found a place to get a fake ID and practiced his skills before setting up a stall.

Next to him, another policeman also revealed his identity and clasped his hands and teased: "You are a grown man, why do you sell women's underwear when you set up a stall?"

Chen Erhu looked flustered: "I, I like it!"

"You like these things?"

"No, no, I, I like to sell these things."

The policeman's tone became cold: "Your hobby is quite special, right? Tell me, where do the things come from?"

Chen Erhu stuttered nervously: "I bought them in."

The policeman snorted: "Nonsense, whoever buys the same goods buys the same ones, which wholesale market did you buy them from, where is the purchase order, show it to me."

"I can't take it out, I bought it from the auntie who sells underwear at the intersection."

"Where is the auntie?"

"She's gone."

The police narrowed his eyes: "Keep making it up, I think you stole it from somewhere else, right?"

Chen Erhu was so aggrieved that he almost cried: "I, I really bought it in, I didn't steal the underwear, I can swear to God, I'm not a pervert."

The police glared: "I didn't say you were a pervert! You are confessing yourself, take out your ID card and the business license of the mobile stall!"

"Hurry up!"

Chen Erhu was in a panic and couldn't find anything.

The police next to him had already taken out the walkie-talkie and started calling: "Hello, we are patrolling a street in the night market and found a few suspicious people. Come over quickly."

Wang Yong's face turned green when he heard the call from the other side.

If he was caught, wouldn't the mission fail?He gritted his teeth and smashed the skewer of meat into the face of the man opposite.

"Run!"

Then he grabbed Chen Erhu and ran away.

Seeing that the situation was not good, several people around him hurriedly followed and ran.

By the time the two policemen reacted, they had already run far away.

"Don't run, stop!"

The two chased all the way to the end of the alley, panting with exhaustion.

But these people ran faster than rabbits and had long disappeared.

"Oh my god, what kind of people are these? Are they rabbit spirits? How can they run so fast?"

"Of course, they must be fugitives, otherwise they wouldn't be so afraid of us. We have to report them quickly!"

In the distance, Lin Hui walked out from the shadows and took in the scene: "They don't know anything and they still want to set up stalls. It's a miracle if they can fit in. They are a bunch of idiots!"

Zhou Zhongyi came up from the side and said with a wry smile: "You are too cruel, kid. Not only did you ask me to inform the police to search the whole city for them, but you also deliberately led them here."

Lin Hui smiled: "How can we test the results of training without increasing the difficulty?"

"What if they are arrested?"

"Anyway, if they are arrested, you have the ability to get them out."

Zhou Zhongyi rolled his eyes: "My soldiers were arrested, but it was our regiment's face that was lost!"

Lin Hui shook his finger: "That's wrong. You are the regiment commander. It's your face that is lost, not mine."

Zhou Zhongyi was so angry that his ears were smoking. Is he taking the blame for me?

Seeing Lin Hui turning around to leave, he hurriedly chased after him: "Now the whole city is being searched, they have no place to stand, and it is too difficult to find a place to hide. Are you worried about the failure of the mission?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "As long as they know how to unite and cooperate, it is not difficult. I have confidence in them."

Zhou Zhongyi curled his lips.

You are so confident that you still do this, you are a little sick!

...

At this time, Wang Yong and his men ran for several streets and finally stopped.

A group of people held the trash can and panted heavily.

Xu Da looked at Wang Yong complainingly: "You are the same, you don't know how to grill skewers, what are you grilling, your accent is not good, and you also exposed us!"

Others also began to complain: "Fortunately we ran fast, if we were caught by the police, we would definitely be locked up as three-no personnel."

"If the mission is not completed, we don't know how the pervert will punish us when we go back?"

Wang Yong was so angry: "Do you have any shame?"

"I was setting up a stall alone, I was hiding well, why did you all come here?"

"Especially you Stupid, why are you selling women's underwear? Isn't it obvious that you are a pervert and you like this? "

Chen Erhu shook his head frantically: "I don't have it, I don't have it!"

Xu Da waved his hand: "Okay, don't start a fight now, we have to think of a way quickly. This outfit is useless, we have to change it."

Wang Yong said unhappily: "It's useless. With our figure here, no matter what we become, we will be easily recognized, unless we can completely change our appearance like Brother Hui."

At this time, he looked up and saw the small advertisement posted on the telephone pole, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, the others also looked up.

Seeing the recruitment content, everyone laughed evilly and immediately had an idea.

...

An hour later.

Dozens of people were chased everywhere.

Finally, they met up with Xu Da and others in the alley to discuss the next countermeasures.

Wang Yong took out the job advertisement from the telephone pole and told him about his next plan.

The group of people who came later widened their eyes in horror, as if they had seen a ghost: "Oh my god, this is too perverted, I won't go, I won't go even if you kill me."

Wang Yong snorted: "Then you just wait for the mission to fail, and go back to be beaten to death by Brother Hui."

Everyone looked at each other and all fell silent.

Wang Yong asked seriously: "I'm asking you, do you want to hide well, do you want to complete the mission smoothly?"

"Yes, of course!"

"Then listen to our arrangements! I can guarantee that this plan will be absolutely foolproof!"

Everyone looked at each other and rolled their throats with guilt.

There was no better way except this: "Forget it, we listen to you, let's do it this way!"

Wang Yong smiled: "That's right, everyone act separately and gather here later."

Everyone dispersed and returned to the alley in a short while.

However, at this moment, they had completed the gender change.

Most people put on head covers, wigs, and women's clothes, turning into cross-dressing gangsters.

The remaining four or five people really didn't have any tools to use, so they could only watch awkwardly from the side: "You all dressed up, what should we do?"

"Go find it again!"

"All the money has been spent. We can't even afford a wig. Where can we find one? We can't steal, right?"

Of course we can't steal. The rules of this training are that we can't do anything illegal.

Otherwise, when we come back, the punishment will be increased, and we might even be sent to the prison.

Everyone discussed it and prepared to help raise some money.

"I have 50 cents."

"I have 80 cents."

"I have 1.2 yuan."

A group of people scraped together more than 20 yuan in total.

Wang Yong handed a stack of change to them: "Okay, make do with it. Go to the small commodity market and see if there are any cheap clothes or wigs."

Several people wanted to cry but had no tears. What can this little money buy? It's not even enough for a wig!

"It's not a good place to stay for long. Let's go! "

Wang Yong and his group just walked out of the alley and ran into a patrol police team.

At this moment, the air became very quiet.

The two groups of people just stared at each other, and no one moved.

On the contrary, the police officers all had their eyes twitching and their expressions were weird.

The group of people in front of them included female workers in factory uniforms, sexy young women with exposed thighs, and sweeping aunties in sanitation vests...

These people would be fine if they were placed in any place separately.

But when they were gathered together, it looked awkward.

Wang Yong and his group swallowed their saliva and wanted to return to the alley, but it was too late.

The leading policeman walked up to Xu Da and shouted, "This auntie."

Xu Da exclaimed, looking around, "Who are you calling? "

Wang Yong behind him reacted immediately and poked him from behind: "Sister Xu, the police comrade is calling you, when will your hearing problem be cured?"

Xu Da was furious.

I am obviously a young girl in disguise, how can I look like an old lady?

The police asked: "Hello, auntie, have you seen a group of suspicious people passing by?"

Xu Da suddenly became a little flustered, are we considered?

The police thought he was nervous and smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, we are looking for some criminal suspects, all male."

"Just received a report from the masses that there are many strange men moving around nearby, have you seen them?"

Everyone was relieved immediately, fortunately they didn't reveal the truth, otherwise they would be finished.

It seems that their disguise skills are quite successful, and they didn't see any flaws even when they were so close.

Of course, it has something to do with the darkness.

Xu Da was still hesitating about how to speak, and Wang Yong immediately got the idea and said in a pinched voice: "I saw it, I saw it, they are in the alley! "

Chen Erhu imitated him and said in a clip voice: "Yes, yes, it's so scary, a group of short-haired guys, they don't look like good people."

Several people in the alley hadn't left yet, and when they heard this, they suddenly widened their eyes: Damn, damn, they actually sold out their teammates!

They were afraid of being caught, so they ran away.

Hearing the noise, the police immediately chased after them.

Sure enough, they heard the sound of several people fleeing frantically.

"Stop, don't run!"

Several people ran wildly, cursing: "This group of bastards, they are disloyal and actually sold us out! I'll fuck you immortal!"

They quickly climbed over the wall and shook off the pursuit.

Chen Erhu stretched his head to look at it, and laughed foolishly: "You run pretty fast."

Xu Da patted his head and urged him: "Why are you still standing there, hurry up and leave, wait for them to come back and catch you! "

"Yes, yes, let's go, let's go!"

Soon, a group of people stepped on high heels and disappeared at the end of the street.

Behind the electric pole at the intersection, Lin Hui held his hands and smiled: "These guys finally learned their lesson!"


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