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“Halouke Tide Rang Ameng…”
The techniques for tracing the Dao are too complicated. Chu Yuanzhen decided to give up and just sit back and enjoy the fruits of others' labor.
Xu Qi'an had already pushed open the door to the main house.
The room was clean and tidy. Master Jinlian lay quietly on the bed and left peacefully.
"Taoist Master, can you hear me?"
The Taoist priest didn't react at all; he must have gone out to walk the cat again.
"Taoist Master, come back!"
"Rise, my Taoist priest!"
After trying two self-created Taoist incantations, Xu Qi'an admitted defeat.
What should I do? My master has never assigned me anything so important before.
This time, I must make a name for myself and give my master a satisfactory answer.
Moreover, this operation is a great undertaking for the revival of Taoism, and it will be of no benefit whatsoever to Master Jinlian's grand plan to slay demons and monsters.
"Master, I'm sorry to have troubled you."
Xu Qi'an rolled up his sleeves and began slapping Jinlian Daoist repeatedly across the face.
Master Jinlian had been physically injured before, and as the saying goes, "once bitten, twice shy," she will surely have a backup plan now.
As long as one causes even the slightest harm to his physical body (slaps him in the face), one can trigger the Taoist priest's masturbation mechanism.
I, Xu Qi'an, am indeed incredibly clever.
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
Chu Yuanzhen, standing outside the door, heard loud banging coming from inside and suddenly hesitated whether to go in.
Just as he hesitated at the door, the knocking inside stopped.
Xu Qi'an believed that Jinlian would be able to sense even the slightest harm.
Just as Chu Yuanzhen was about to jump in, he suddenly felt a weight on his shoulder.
He sniffed and smelled a strong odor of urine.
"I'm sorry, I'm getting old and can't hold my pee anymore."
The emotionless voice of Master Jinlian came from Chu Yuanzhen's shoulder.
Chu Yuanzhen felt bitter inside; his upper body clothes were already soaked with cat urine.
Clearly, Master Jinlian believed that the one who had just struck his physical body was Chu Yuanzhen.
So, this cat urine is revenge.
"Taoist Master, you're back?"
"I sensed someone entering the courtyard the moment they entered."
"Daoist Master, I haven't had a chance to go in yet." Chu Yuanzhen refused to take the blame.
“You’re all birds of a feather, he won’t escape either.”
Chapter 349 Xu Qi'an: Little mare, you betrayed my love!
"Xu Qian'an."
Xu Qi'an suddenly heard the voice of the Golden Lotus Daoist, and then turned around to look.
A cat was perched on Chu Yuanzhen's shoulder. Chu Yuanzhen's upper body was wet, and his expression was neither sad nor happy.
"Scholar Chu, we meet again. It turns out that Daoist Jinlian has gone to Lingbao Temple again."
Chu Yuanzhen said, "I also came to see the Daoist. The Daoist sensed your call and just rushed back."
"Xu Qi'an, you are very good."
The orange cat gave a compliment, then lightly leaped, intending to jump onto Xu Qi'an's shoulder.
Xu Qi'an dodged lightly, and the orange cat landed on the bed.
You've peed, but you haven't pooped yet.
I just hit you, who knows if you'll retaliate out of spite.
Those who hold high positions all like to beat people up; doesn't the orange cat often get beaten up by the Grand Preceptor?
"Master, it's like this, my master has obtained news of the complete dual cultivation technique..."
"what!"
The orange cat seemed to have forgotten the grudge of being slapped in the face just now, and its emotions suddenly became excited.
"Li Chang'an is indeed extraordinary; he even found out about the dual cultivation technique that has been lost for thousands of years."
After Xu Qi'an finished speaking, the orange cat readily agreed.
He himself does not use the dual cultivation technique, but he can give it to his disciples. There are also many people in the Earth Sect who are good at this.
"Yuan Zhen, you've come for this reason too."
Chu Yuanzhen calmly said, "That's right. The Daoist Master said this is a major event for the Daoist sect, and he requests the Daoist Master's assistance."
The orange cat looked at Chu Yuanzhen suspiciously, then at Xu Qi'an.
"Junior Sister Luo and Li Chang'an have joined forces... Hahaha!"
“Yuan Zhen, you’re a straightforward person. Tell me, what was Junior Sister Luo’s attitude when she saw Li Chang’an off?”
Xu Qi'an frowned. What, am I not a straightforward person?
"They were very friendly, like good friends," Chu Yuanzhen said honestly.
"Hahaha... It's done!"
"My efforts have not been in vain; Junior Sister Luo has finally come to her senses."
"It should have been done long ago. If it were done this way, Junior Sister Luo would have a good chance of breaking through to the first rank within the year!"
"You two, Junior Sister Luo is too shy to admit that she has been cultivating with Li Chang'an, so just pretend you don't know."
Chu Yuanzhen suddenly understood and realized the truth.
If the two are in a dual cultivation relationship, then the Daoist Master's behavior today makes perfect sense.
Only after practicing dual cultivation will a woman become more emotionally rich.
Xu Qi'an was even more convinced, no wonder his master would come to visit him in person.
The master doesn't even care about the emperor, but personally visits Lingbao Temple. This shows how much he dotes on the national teacher!
I, Xu Qi'an, have always prided myself on being a charming and shrewd young man, but this time I was actually fooled by my master.
"Rest assured, Daoist Master, we will not interfere too much in the affairs of the previous generation." Chu Yuanzhen's mood suddenly improved.
"Rest assured, Daoist Master, we will keep our mouths shut," Xu Qi'an said confidently.
"The sooner we get to Xiangzhou, the better."
"However, my physical body is severely damaged and will require more than ten days to repair before I can set off."
"You should go back and prepare, and come back in half a month."
As the two left the courtyard, the orange cat wagged its tail in farewell.
Chu Yuanzhen harbored resentment, while the Orange Cat Taoist was in a great mood, and they even forgot to take revenge on Xu Qi'an for slapping them in the face.
Why is it that the person who directly slapped me in the face wasn't punished, while I, an innocent person, suffered so much?
"Farewell, Daoist Master, Scholar Chu!"
Xu Qi'an walked behind the mare and said goodbye to the two of them.
Just as he turned around, intending to mount his beloved mare, the mare suddenly let out a startled cry.
Then, with a lithe and powerful long leg, he raised it in mid-air and delivered a 45-degree spinning kick, striking Xu Qi'an in the chest.
Caught off guard, Xu Qi'an flew far away like a kite with a broken string.
"thump!"
Xu Qi'an fell into the river not far away, and a sharp pain shot through his chest.
"Garfield, damn it!" Xu Qi'an roared.
"Young people, you should learn to respect the elderly." The orange cat slowly turned around, its cat-like steps making a swaying motion.
Chu Yuanzhen was in a good mood. "Daoist Master is truly a highly accomplished person. I admire you greatly!"
Then, flying through the air on his sword, Chu Yuanzhen headed towards Lingbao Temple.
Xu Qi'an clutched his chest, mounted the mare, and slowly walked towards the city.
"Little mare, you betrayed my love, you are burdened with a guilty conscience."
On the way back, Shen Shu, who had been dormant in my mind for a long time, suddenly spoke.