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Wuxia: Self-Destruction and Transmigration Causes the Collapse of the Entire Martial Arts World! Author: Eternal Heavenly Dao
Chen Yan transmigrates to a martial arts world and awakens the Collapse Value System.
By causing a character in the story to break down, you can gain "breakdown points" and use them to draw treasure chests from the system.
How can I make a character in the story break down?
Chen Yan chose to spoil the plot and reveal his identity as a time traveler as a gimmick to attract customers, opening a fortune-telling shop next to Tongfu Inn.
“Miss Guo, your future husband doesn’t ride a white horse, can’t lift a sword, and is a poor, pedantic scholar.”
"Yue Bu**, you'll never have a little Jiji again, and you'll become a laughing stock in the martial arts world."
"Ding ding dang dang, the one you're marrying isn't Shi Zhongyu, it's your brother-in-law Shi Zhongjian."
"Wanwan, as the Holy Maiden of the Demonic Sect, you will become someone who is unattainable and licks your boots in the future."
"Bu Jingyun, you're being cuckolded..."
When Chen Yan's spoilers about the future were released, the entire martial arts world collapsed...
Chapter 1: Guo Furong Collapses!
The frontier of the Ming Dynasty.
A new fortune-telling shop has opened in Qixia Town, right next to Tongfu Inn.
In the afternoon, business at the inn was slow.
The enthusiastic Tong Xiangyu, along with Lao Bai and a group of other employees, prepared fruit baskets and came to congratulate the fortune teller on the opening of the new shop.
The fortune teller's shop owner was a young man in his early twenties.
He was wearing a gray long gown.
He has handsome features, an upright posture, and an extraordinary demeanor.
He was sitting in a rocking chair in the shop, leisurely drinking tea, with a hint of laziness in his slightly open eyes.
"What a handsome shopkeeper!"
Tong Xiangyu and Guo Furong's expressions lit up.
Lao Bai, Lü Xiucai, and Li Dazui couldn't help but admire the young boss's handsome appearance.
Someone came to the door.
The young boss smiled and stood up.
Tong Xiangyu and the others explained their purpose and presented a fruit basket.
The young owner washed a few teacups and warmly welcomed the guests.
The two then engaged in polite small talk.
Before they could even exchange a few words, Tong Xiangyu and the others were deeply shocked by what the young boss had said.
Lu Xiucai's mouth dropped open: "Manager Chen, you're not kidding, are you? You're saying you traveled from another world to a martial arts world?"
Guo Furong chuckled: "Manager Chen, I know you need to find a gimmick to attract business when you open your new store, but you should at least find a reliable one."
Traveling through other worlds?
"Hey, Manager Chen, do you think we're all fools who would believe your nonsense?"
Faced with criticism.
The young man at the fortune-telling shop shrugged helplessly.
His name is Chen Yan.
They are time travelers from Earth.
I've been transported to a world of martial arts fiction that's a fusion of multiple martial arts novels.
In this world, there is the joyful, warm, and hilarious Tongfu Inn, as well as the domineering and ruthless Money Gang, a chivalrous hero like Qiao Feng, and a treacherous hypocrite like Yue Buqun.
In short, this world where might makes right is dangerous!
This was especially true for Chen Yan, who had no martial arts background whatsoever.
Fortunately, his system awakened at this time.
[Collapse Value System!]
You can gain "collapse points" by causing important characters in the martial arts world to have emotional breakdowns.
The crash points can be exchanged for treasure chests in the system shop to draw rewards.
How do you make the important characters in the martial arts world emotionally break down?
Chen Yan only has the physique of an ordinary person, so relying on strength is definitely not an option.
Think about it.
He chose the path of spoilers.
Spoilers always need a reason, so I chose to open this fortune-telling shop.
As for why he revealed his identity as a time traveler?
Guo Furong was right about that.
Gimmick!
Using the gimmick of being a time traveler is the only way to quickly gain fame and let important characters in the martial arts world know of your existence, so that they flock to you for fortune telling.
Back then, once the fish take the bait, how could you not earn tons and tons of "collapse points"...?
Old Bai then laughed heartily.
He patted Chen Yan on the shoulder in a friendly manner.
"Manager Chen, since you claim to be a time traveler who knows the secrets and future of everyone in this world, then tell me, what secrets do I, Old Bai, have that no one else knows?"
Guo Furong and the others listened intently, looking on with anticipation for a good show.
Chen Yan smiled and unfolded the folding fan in his hand.
With just one sentence, he completely stunned Bai Zhantang.
"Bai Zhantang is your real name. When you were in the martial arts world, you also had a nickname, Baiyutang, which was taken from the dish Baiyutang (Pearl, Jade, and White Jade Soup). People in the martial arts world respectfully called you the Saint of Thieves."
You call yourself the best in the world at light-footed kung fu, are skilled in acupressure, and come from the Sunflower School.
Within the Sunflower Sect, there are four elders from the east, west, south, and north, as well as a junior sister named Zhu Wushuang, nicknamed "Second Fatty."
Oh, right.
Actually, your name isn't Bai Zhantang, it should be Zhou Zhantang.
Your father's surname is Zhou, but you are named Bai Zhantang because you took your mother Bai Sanniang's surname.
Chen Yan finished speaking.
Old Bai immediately froze, like a fossil statue.
The look in their eyes as they looked at Chen Yan was filled with shock, fear, and even horror!
How could Chen Yan know all his details?
He comes from the Sunflower Sect, and he has a junior sister named Erpang. These secrets are unknown even to Zhan Gui and the others.
The playful smiles on Guo Furong, Tong Xiangyu, and the others froze on their faces, their mouths agape, too shocked to speak.
They also knew that Bai Zhantang was a master thief.
But what they didn't know was that Bai Zhantang came from the Sunflower Sect, and that he had a junior sister named Erpang.
"You, you really are a time traveler?!"
Li Dazui is numb.
He forgot to put the half-eaten cucumber in his mouth.
"Replacement guaranteed."
Chen Yan gently waved his folding fan and nodded with a smile.
The crowd at Tongfu Inn immediately erupted in excitement.
Chen Yan's eyes were sparkling.
After her initial excitement subsided, Guo Furong, unusually shy, asked, "Um, Manager Chen, since you are a transmigrator, do you know the future of everyone in this world?"
I would like to ask you a question.
Who will be my future husband?
Is he a handsome young swordsman in white, riding a white horse, wielding a sword, and roaming the martial world?
He saw Guo Furong asking about his future.
Tong Xiangyu and the others all pricked up their ears, eager to hear what was going on.