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"Calm down, Zhen. Okay, maybe hitting that doll will make you feel better."
At this moment, the guy who stole Sato Kazuma's childhood friend watched Sato Kazuma angrily beating and kicking the doll, feeling that Sato Kazuma might come knocking on his door one day.
Treat him like a puppet and beat him severely.
"Okay, Kazuma, you need to calm down."
【"hair."】
"Kazuma."
"Will I receive a bonus this year?"
"Prosper, prosper, prosper!"
"I accept your kind words. Okay, Kazuma, now you need to calm down."
"The situation has not yet reached an irreversible point."
Before offering any advice, the bartender couldn't resist adding a few auspicious words.
"Wow!"
"Okay, okay, relax, relax."
"I'm going to tear that son of a bitch to pieces."
Just as Kazuma Sato was cursing, a text message notification sounded.
119: Kazuma Sato: Others have steel in their hearts, but he has steel in his kidneys.
"Find it, find it!"
[Having heard the text message and call notification sound, Sato Kazuma, somewhat incoherently, pointed to the table where the sound was coming from, indicating that he wanted the bartender to get his phone.]
As for why Sato Kazuma knew it wasn't him and the bartender, it's simply because the text message notification sound was the phone's default tone, while his and the bartender's were quite distinctive.
"I'm really anxious right now, I feel like I'm about to explode."
"Don't rush me, let me rush first. I'm afraid you'll mistake me for Asagiri and tear me apart."
The bartender spoke as he quickly walked to the table and began rummaging through it, soon finding the phone hidden under a pile of books.
"Look, it's a message from your parents."
【"What?!"】
"Uh, no, I misspoke. It was Asagiri who asked that guy to send you the message."
"Want to see your parents again? Then come to the garbage dump in District T tomorrow at noon."
"I miss you, Asagiri Kaname."
"He wants you to come to him."
The bartender, looking at the message Asagiri was about to send, said, "This is clearly a trap."
【"What's this?"】
[Sato Kazuma pointed to an emoji and said, "??".]
["It's a poop emoji, basically a smiley face drawn on poop. At first, I always thought it was chocolate yogurt."]
"So, Asagiri wants that jerk," he was implying as he finished speaking.
I'm a pile of shit, a smiling pile of shit!
[Sato Kazuma said, his voice trembling slightly.]
"I think there's another layer of meaning."
【"What's the meaning?"】
[“He might also be implying that your face is as rotten as shit, and your smile looks like this meme?? Okay, never mind.”]
The bartender sensed something was wrong as soon as he finished speaking. Sato and Shinku visibly heated up, their bald heads turning bright red with rage.
"This bartender really knows how to embellish things."
Looking at the bartender, Takasu Ryuji, who had added an extra layer of meaning, he chuckled and said.
However, if it were him, after being tortured and suffering severe facial injuries, and finally escaping with great difficulty, only to have his mother captured before he could avenge himself, and then being humiliated by the other side with insults, he probably would have reacted with the same fury as Kazuma Sato.
"Give me a gun!"
"What gun?"
"All the guns."
"Okay, okay, let's go back to Zone T first. By the way, do you want to go see your friends?"
The bartender spoke to Kazuma Sato, after all, this was Kazuma Sato's hometown, and he had heard Kazuma Sato talk about it before.
[You finally get to come all this way, why not go see your long-lost friends?]
"No, I'm going to take down Asagiri Kaname on my own. Besides, do you know what it would be like if my friends got involved?"
[Sato Kazuma shook his head, rejecting the bartender's suggestion. The bartender was curious, as he had never heard Sato Kazuma clearly explain what his friends did.]
Now he was a little curious, and asked questions as he walked.
"Could it be that your friends are some kind of assassination organization like the Brotherhood from Assassin's Creed?"
【"no."】
"Is it like the Dark Brotherhood from The Elder Scrolls? My God."
The bartender spoke with a look of utter shock.
"No, it's not some assassination organization."
"Could they be mercenaries, like ICA from Agent 47?"
"No, look, have you seen where you are?"
[As he spoke, Kazuma Sato pulled the bartender over and pointed to a huge billboard on a high-rise building, on which was projected a man in red and yellow armor.]
"You mean..."
The bartender looked utterly shocked, while Kazuma Sato nodded.
"You mean, your friends are just from a company's advertising department?"
"A very clever association, perfectly avoiding the correct answer. It's even more impressive that you could connect it to the fact that Kazuma Sato's friend isn't Iron Man but the advertising department."
"Looking at the bartender's powerful imagination, Yujima Itsuki said, 'Generally speaking, he would associate it with the advertising department rather than Iron Man.'"
Either he did it on purpose, or he's really good at it.
Judging from the bartender's serious expression, it was clear that he genuinely made that connection.
"I admire you, my friend, Iron Man, you understand?"
"No, I didn't even know. Since your friend is Iron Man, why don't you go find him? If Iron Man were to intervene, he'd just blast that Asagiri guy into vapor with a single shot."
"No, no, I'm still going to tear Asagiri Kaname apart with my own hands. I'll come visit Iron Man another time. Okay, let's go. Every minute is torture for me right now. I can't wait to let Asagiri Kaname experience my big black gun."
"Actually, if you really wanted to say something, you could have come directly to me."
"I wouldn't mind blasting Asagiri Kaname into vapor with a single shot."
Zhuge Cong looked at Sato Kazuma and said, after all, although Sato Kazuma was a very sadistic, despicable, and shameless guy to some extent.
However, if they were to fight Sato Kazuma, they couldn't let outsiders do it; they had to fight him themselves.
"Cong, I never expected you to be like this. You're so good to me."
Kazuma Sato patted Zhuge Cong on the shoulder, slightly moved, and said to him.
"Besides, that Zhuge Cong guy is practically killing me, a single dog. Do you know how many girlfriends and lovers that 'pile driver' has had? A lot."
"Dumas, all I can say is that he'll ruin his kidneys sooner or later, and no amount of eating can fix it. Maybe he can just get himself a metal kidney."
"What's like steel to others' hearts is steel to his kidneys; I reckon he's constantly going 'bang bang bang' every night."
["Where to trigger the passive effect of Kidney Steel?"]
"So, instead of calling him Iron Man, we should call him Steel Kidney Man."
"I think you'd better not kill Asagiri."
"No, I'd rather just vaporize you with one shot. Don't worry, Asagiri will come down to join you."
Zhuge Cong slapped Sato Kazuma's hand away with a dark expression.
"No, this is slander! He's slandering me! Heaven and earth can bear witness, I never thought of you like that."
When Sato Kazuma saw himself making sarcastic remarks about Zhuge Cong on the screen, he panicked. What if Zhuge Cong really blasted him into oblivion with a single shot?
Kazuma Sato wasn't sure if his healing ability was like Majin Uub's in Dragon Ball, where he could recover as long as he had one cell left.
120: Sato Kazuya's son (sad)
"It's 7:00 AM now, I have 5 hours to prepare."