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[Shu Ryujiro took the protein bar from Maebo and said...]
[Then Qianbo took the Xavier Academy's exclusive Blackbird reconnaissance aircraft and headed towards Sato Kazuma's location.]
"No wonder he lost his memory. In the light screen earlier, I will say that if I am fortunate enough to meet Senior Shoulong and Senior Shitian."
"So it seems that Senior Tokita has also lost his memory like Senior Juryu."
Kohei Imamura also roughly guessed why he hadn't seen Juryujiro and Tokita Nobuori before, and even from their words, it seemed that the two had disappeared a long time ago.
"So it seems that a lot has happened to me too."
"Shu Ryujiro rubbed his chin and said."
"Get out of my way, you'd better get out of my way if you don't want to die."
On the highway, men armed with guns got out of their cars and berated a group of people, then all turned to look intently at the overturned vehicle.
【"Hey."】
[Sato Kazuma poked his head out of the car window, chuckled, and then quickly ducked back inside.]
The group of men continued firing incessantly, then stopped, exchanged glances, and slowly approached Sato Kazuma.
"Wait a minute, everyone."
Suddenly, Kazuma Sato popped his head out again, raised his hands, and shouted. The men pointed their guns at him but didn't fire.
Because they also realized that the guy in front of them was very likely a mutant.
09
"You might be wondering why I'm wearing a red suit, and a few fools might even think I'm copying Spider-Man."
"First, let me correct you, I didn't plagiarize Spider-Man. Also, wearing red would hide my injuries, just like that guy did."
[Sato Kazuma casually pointed to a guy with a gun as he spoke.]
"As long as he wears those shit-yellow shorts, no one will know he's pooping in his pocket."
[The older brother, who was being pointed at by Kazuma Sato, got angry and fired directly at the part of Kazuma Sato's body that was sticking out, scaring Kazuma Sato into pulling back.]
"Okay, I only have three bullets left. You can only guess which three are the unlucky ones."
[Sato Kazuma casually gave a number, then picked up his dual pistols and leaped into the air. While spinning, he fired two precise shots; the cartridge cases were marked with 12 and 11 respectively.]
Two of them were instantly killed by Kazuma Sato, who shot them in the head.
[Then Sato Kazuma hid behind the car again, and the guys suppressed him with fire; after all, only a fool would believe Sato Kazuma's three bullets.]
[“Buzzing.”]
A guy on a motorcycle walked right past the car, grabbed a submachine gun, and started firing at Kazuma Sato.
"Ah, I'm badly injured and collapse to the ground."
[Sato Kazuma clutched his wounded arm and cried out.]
[Raising his arm, you can see that Kazuma Sato's arm has been pierced by a bullet, but you can also see that the wound is healing at a visible speed.]
"Holy shit."
[Sato Kazuma followed the wound and saw the motorcyclist turning around; he immediately fired a shot at him.]
"Ten, go to hell with you, you want to make Kazuma get shot, huh?"
[The motorcycle was shot directly in the heart by Kazuma Sato, and he instantly fell off the motorcycle.]
"Nine, you're planning a sneak attack to gank Deadpool, right?"
[Having just taken care of motorcyclist Kazuma Sato, he spotted a suspicious-looking guy and shot him dead with a single shot.]
[Then, Kazuma Sato looked at the other person closest to him and immediately sprinted towards them.]
[The man fired a barrage of shots at Kazuma Sato, but missed even the edges of Sato's body, achieving a perfect outline.]
"Hey, Deadpool is just like you, he can't hit a single shot, he dodges them all."
As Inoue Takina watched Sato Kazuma dodge the bullets, she remembered that Nishiki Chizuka had done the same thing before.
"Hehehe, it seems I also have the potential to become a superhero."
Nishiki Chizuka said with a smile.
After firing his weapon, that guy immediately changed magazines and then stepped onto the car's hood, preparing to launch a surprise attack on Sato Kazuma.
[Then he saw Sato Kazuma striking a seductive pose, gun in hand, as if he had anticipated his arrival and was just waiting for him.]
"8, you're the eighth one, hehe."
After Sato Kazuma finished off the guy with a single shot, he looked towards the person a little further away who was about to throw a grenade.
【"seven."】
The grenade, struck by a single shot, exploded instantly, resulting in a double kill and the destruction of the vehicle.
"As everyone knows, Earth Online has the most realistic physics engine, so be careful when throwing grenades."
Just as Kazuma Sato struck a flamboyant pose, like an execution gesture, someone suddenly appeared behind him and fired several shots at him.
【"ah!"】
[Sato Kazuma let out a strange cry and then lay down on the ground, transforming into Yamcha.]
Seeing Sato Kazuma lying on the ground, the attacker slowly approached, wanting to see if he had successfully killed him.
"Six, oh my god, that's really something! You hit the bullseye right there!"
[Sato Kazuma suddenly thrust one hand out from his groin and fired a shot into the attacker's head, then shakily got up. It was just a coincidence that the attacker had been shot in the anus.]
"Five, four, three, two."
"I acted impulsively, but it was worth it."
[Sato Kazuma walked up to that guy, whipped him, and fired four shots, each hitting his anus.]
[After finishing the fight, I realized it seemed a bit wasteful, but if I didn't get revenge, I felt like I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.]
"Oh, there are three left, only one shot. Should we just fix bayonets?"
Looking at the three remaining men, Sato Kazuma decided to try shooting all three with one shot.
"Kazuma, you're amazing. You can take down five enemies with one shot in CS:GO. Three is nothing."
115: Kazuma Sato: It's like using sandpaper to masturbate.
"Good morning, lazybones."
[As he spoke, Kazuma Sato pushed open the door and entered. Since Old Ai was blind, Kazuma Sato simply removed his face mask.]
["A strange smell, like an old woman's trousers."]
[As soon as Sato Kazuma entered, he saw Old Ai nearly tripping over the robot vacuum cleaner and said...]
"Yes, I'm old, and I wear pants too."
Old Ai also stood up, leaning on his cane, and said.
"But you're not a woman. Oh, comfortable, I think I'm starting to like these slippers."
"Sato Kazuma said she was an old woman, and she definitely looks like an old lady to me, so how could you say she's not a woman?"
Kaguya Shinomiya said in confusion, while Miyuki Shirogane and the others next to her thought of Kazuma Sato's flamboyant words and actions.
It's probably because the older woman was removed from the list of women by Kazuma Sato.
[Sato Kazuma put on a pair of Crocs and walked into the living room on his own.]
[I must say, these Crocs are incredibly comfortable for Kazuma Sato. Wearing them feels like putting on a brand new pair of underwear for the New Year – it's refreshing and invigorating.]
"As a blind person, I've never seen you wear crocodile-hole slippers."
"You mean my big, soft masturbation shoes?"
[With so many holes in his Crocs, it's quite obvious what Kazuma Sato is implying.]
"Yes, I heard it. The disadvantage of being blind is that you can hear every sound in this little house."
"I think you're very qualified to say this."
Kazuma Sato looked at Kazuto Kirito and said, after all, Kazuto Kirito's Daredevil was also blind and relied on his abnormal hearing to live and fight.
Kiritani Kazuto nodded, because after his upgrade, he had tried living with his eyes closed and had almost no problems relying on his absurd hearing.
Playing games is a bit difficult, since some games don't rely solely on sound; you also need to consider the visuals.
[Sato Kazuma rolled over and lay on the ground, staring at the ceiling as he spoke.]
"I was raped."
"I knew this day would come. Here's some Yunnan Baiyao from Zone B."
[Old Ai spoke after hearing Sato Kazuma's words, but he only talked and didn't move.]
"It should work."