The Ascension of Contracted Spirits

Chapter 945 - 374: General Niu

Hung Ox Cave, code 886, shop sign "Naughty Little Flower".

This is a high-end buttock well with a rating as high as 4.8, serving thousands of client cows on a daily basis.

The often jam-packed doorway and the repeatedly damaged big iron gate continuously prove its business status.

"Yo, are you new here?"

Lin Pingfan had just descended into the well when a welcoming Cow Girl sashayed over.

Her thick Savage waist was absurdly burly.

Her breasts, bigger than a cow’s head and as hard as two chunks of metal.

"My lord, if it’s your first time here, please show some Gold Coins."

"Our place is quite expensive, and looking at your delicate skin, if you can’t afford it, that’s not our fault..."

The welcoming Cow Girl, snorting white steam from her dark nostrils, scrutinized Lin Pingfan from head to toe, her voice filled with doubt and rudeness without any disguise.

"Here, Gold Coins."

Lin Pingfan pulled out a money pouch and shook it, spilling Gold Coins embossed with wild bison charging on one side and wild bison flexing muscles on the other, dazzlingly bright.

"Oh, turns out to be a VIP!"

The attitude of the welcoming Cow Girl flipped 180 degrees, her eyes gleaming as she caught the money bag, then she pitched her voice coyly:

"One male guest! Line up for the welcome!"

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

To the left, a row of unclothed Cow Girls, continuously doing the splits followed by backflips.

To the right, a row of unclothed Bull Strongmen, desperately doing push-ups, invariably showing a mouthful of teeth whenever they looked up.

"Welcome! Welcome! Welcome, honored guest!"

The incredibly standard Beastman language thundered in his ears.

The welcoming Cow Girl, with longing eyes and infinitely seductive, said:

"Honored guest, how would you like to have fun?"

"All our top cards are available today; choose anyone, order anything, I’ll arrange it right away."

"Is the Great King around?"

At this moment, Lin Pingfan, in his ghostly cow soul form, kicked his hooves and snorted:

"Heard that the three Great Kings frequent this place, eating, drinking, sleeping, staying for half a month at a time."

"I’m a professional Shop-Exploring Cow, specifically traversed half of Hung Ox Cave, came from the east side, you don’t want to disappoint me."

"Oh, don’t say that–"

The welcoming Cow Girl giggled coquettishly, quite proud:

"Serving the three Great Kings is our honor–"

"But the three Great Kings just visited six months ago, the next time they come, it definitely won’t be until a year or two later–"

"Honored guest, just enjoy your experience, our top cards will certainly satisfy you–"

"Oh, and remember to leave a million-word positive review before you go, I have a business target to meet this month, and I really need your help–"

"Sure thing, sure thing."

Lin Pingfan put on an exaggerated face like "I come here often," "I know all about it", tapped his hooves into the void, and hurriedly urged:

"Bring on the cows! Bring on the cows!"

"I only want the best, the rest can piss off!"

"Alrighty!"

The welcoming cowgirl pulled Lin Pingfan to cut in line, barging directly into the hall.

A group of flamboyantly dressed Savage bulls and Demon bulls were racing.

This was a common way to attract customers by showing off their robust muscles to prove they were physically awesome enough to possibly be chosen by client bulls.

There were also sickly, weak cows,

but they could only satisfy specific customers and earned less money, barely enough to make ends meet.

"This isn’t quite what I imagined..."

Lin Pingfan looked around, his face showing disappointment, and said listlessly,

"Indeed, different species have different aesthetics."

"I thought there would be some slender, pretty little beauty cows, but why are they all so broad and burly, able to smash my chest with one punch..."

"Honored guest, don’t you see anything you like?"

The welcoming cowgirl glared, her face full of disbelief:

"Take a good look, these are all mature Savage bulls ranging from five hundred to a thousand years old, very popular out there!"

"Oh, I get it, you want a ghostly body? We have those, just wait, I’ll go fetch one for you!"

"No need."

Lin Pingfan waved his hand while wearing a heartbroken expression, and reverted to his human appearance:

"I was just joining in the fun, taking a look to broaden my horizons."

"I plan to head back now, you can keep the money, no need to return it."

As he spoke, Lin Pingfan held his head, leisurely strolling back.

The welcoming cowgirl looked stunned, and the surrounding cows were silenced.

After rubbing her eyes to confirm Lin Pingfan was not a Fond Spirit but truly a human, the welcoming cowgirl blew more steam through her nostrils and bellowed,

"Human!!!"

"Damn scumbag! How dare he intrude on our territory! And dare to mock me!"

"Where’s security? Come and slaughter him! I want to eat his brains, now, immediately!"

"Are you looking for death?"

Lin Pingfan suddenly turned around, his eyes no longer sparkling, but cold as an icy pool:

"Just a Heaven and Earth Stage, chirping incessantly, young master didn’t mind your noise, yet you take it too far."

"Mimi, deal with it."

"Ssst ssst ssst..."

A Summoning Array emerged, and a rather unremarkable ’Soul-sucking Honey Queen’ appeared in the hall, buzzing its wings rapidly and charging towards the welcoming cowgirl.

"Suck!"

The Soul-sucking Honey Queen extended its proboscis, akin to inserting into a flower’s stamen, and gently touched the welcoming cowgirl’s stomach.

Immediately, starting from the head, the welcoming cowgirl turned red as blood and her body swelled momentarily.

The next second, a translucent cowgirl spirit burst out of her body and was sucked into the abdomen of the Soul-sucking Honey Queen.

The remaining cowgirl’s body fell like a lump of rotten meat, devoid of any signs of life.