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Han Zhuli suddenly felt that all those fights and killings she had done before were utterly insignificant.
The truly evil ones are the cold-blooded, black-hearted monsters like angels...
Chun-Li, that old bitch... she could never pull off a trick like that in her entire life!
The white woman is indeed wild and uninhibited!
You dare to do things that Chun-Li wouldn't dare to do? You're even more awesome than Chun-Li!
Just then, Angela suddenly coughed lightly, as if she had choked, and the head movements in the projection intensified, as if she was completing some kind of deep swallowing!
This action made Tifa and Han Zhuli, the two "Xiao Chu Nu" who blushed, shudder!
So exciting!
This...this is clearly...it's deep enough to be swallowed into the esophagus and stomach!
Meanwhile, the young boy Li Pu inside the curtain could only helplessly watch the doctor auntie, who was putting on a dramatic act.
Although it's called a medical equipment room, most of the items are secondhand goods that have been obsolete for decades.
The angel, under the pretense of "dawdling," turned on the machine and happened to discover a misconnected wire. He immediately turned off the machine, preparing to make the charade real.
"Looks like there's a bad connection~" Her voice was as soft as honey, but her fingers deftly pulled out a tangled wire.
After putting the metal wire end in her mouth and biting through the insulation with her teeth, an electric spark popped around her lips, causing her to cough lightly and turn her head away.
But this seemingly legitimate repair scene took on a completely different look when viewed through the white curtain!
Under Tifa and Han Zhuli's horrified gaze, the silhouette on the curtain clearly showed a mature woman kneeling and "eating a child"—especially when Angela was choked by the electric sparks and coughed lightly, the silhouette of her head in the projection was making a swallowing motion!
Too big! I can't eat it!
Han Zhuli and Tifa both gasped in unison, staring intently at the suggestive silhouette on the white cloth.
Especially after the blonde woman finished "eating" and got up, she leaned down and kissed the boy on the cheek, praising him in a sickeningly sweet voice:
"Great! You look so healthy and energetic!"
That's inhuman! Absolutely inhuman!
How many years has this foreign woman been suppressed?
Tifa's legs felt weak as her underwear could no longer stay dry, and the embarrassing wetness made her both ashamed and annoyed.
She clenched her fists and silently vowed:
When I get back, I must tell Chunli and Emma! Let's teach this slutty doctor who takes advantage of his position a lesson together!
What she didn't know was that the two "proper older sisters" in her heart were secretly plotting something far more stimulating than the silhouette on the curtain—
Moreover, while others have already managed to do a human pyramid, she hasn't even managed to whip up her "hand-stirred lemon tea" yet...
The silhouettes in the background finally returned to normal, and time slipped away unnoticed.
Angela sighed helplessly—time always seems to fly by the fastest when you need to buy yourself some time.
As she gazed at the regularly beating dots on the electrocardiogram monitor, she suddenly remembered an Eastern proverb that her Overwatch colleague, Mei, had once mentioned.
This is probably what they mean by "time flies like an arrow"...
Young Li Pu stretched and stepped out, lifting the white curtain.
He was met head-on by Tifa's beautiful eyes, so sour they could pickle lemons...
"Is it comfortable?" Her voice carried a chilling glint.
Li Pu was taken aback by the question, and subconsciously scratched his head: "It's alright..."
Tifa snorted softly through her nose, turned her face away, and refused to acknowledge the little pervert who had lost his "virginity" in front of her.
Li Pu felt completely bewildered.
Well, Jerusalem is turning from sunny to cloudy again...
Eager to "revive her feminine charm," Han Zhuli ignored the two and impatiently lifted the curtain and went inside.
She grinned at Angela with a mischievous glint in her eye and asked in a low voice, "You just tasted it, right? What did it taste like?"
Outside the curtain, Tifa turned her face away, but her ears, as red as her cheeks at that moment, quietly perked up.
The beautiful, voluptuous, mature angel was taken aback by the question, then chuckled and softly replied:
"It's probably... the smell of burning wires and metallic sparks?"
Han Zhuli wore a "I've learned something" expression, while Tifa, standing outside the curtain, was slightly taken aback.
So, this is what it tastes like?
Chapter 188 Can He Still Be Saved, Doctor? (Third update later, brothers, go to sleep early, muah muah muah muah)
The angels had completely different attitudes toward Han Zhuli, this seductive and wicked woman.
Li Pu watched helplessly as she went from "dawdling" to openly "settling personal scores."
"Stick your tongue out!" The tongue depressor was roughly shoved into Han Zhuli's throat, making her gag.
“Hey, big foreign woman, take it easy! I’m not like you, I can’t handle this… ugh!” Han Zhuli’s eyes rolled back as she was hit by the tongue depressor before she could finish her sentence.
This tongue-pressing version was the one Li Pu had just used. The angel didn't care about hygiene when it came to Han Zhuli, this "evil person," and just went straight for the "nucleic acid test"!
And so, under the angel's malice, Han Zhuli completed countless indirect kisses with Li Pu...
While the angel was tormenting the wicked woman, she was also reviewing some traditional Chinese medicine techniques that her Overwatch colleague Mei had shared with her.
"Kidney yang deficiency and obstructed Ren meridian - no wonder some functions are underdeveloped."
Then came a barrage of terms like Yin deficiency, Yang deficiency, spleen deficiency, stomach deficiency, and liver Qi stagnation, and finally even the term "impotence," used to describe men, popped up...
Unfortunately, Han Zhuli, who comes from the Western Eight Kingdoms, is the one who believes in this kind of thing the most!
Traditional Chinese medicine is considered particularly high-end in her eyes.
That's the traditional "national art" that the eight Western countries are proud of; they've stolen a lot of Chinese medicine prescriptions.
She would have some doubts if it were Western medicine.
The TCM term "angel" keeps popping up, it's so professional!
It's traditional Chinese medicine, so I have no choice but to believe it!
"Is it still curable, doctor?"
To say I have kidney deficiency is to call me a quack; but if I could cure kidney deficiency after saying that, I'd be a miracle doctor!
The "old lady from the Western Eight Kingdoms," a superstitious believer in traditional Chinese medicine, completely mistook the angel for a goddess who grants children. Even though she was disheveled and panting, she still devoutly asked, "Then, which acupoints should I needle to... enhance breast size and promote lactation?"
Tifa, standing outside the curtain, was already blushing furiously, while Lipna beside her was desperately trying to suppress his laughter.
Okay, okay, so Han Zhuli is impotent, right?
When I get back, I'll tell Master Chunli so we can laugh at her together next time we meet.
Through the gap in the curtain, he also caught a glimpse of Han Zhuli proactively pulling open her collar to cooperate with the inspection, instantly exposing a large expanse of her snow-white skin and rounded curves to the light.
The boy subconsciously compared them—those delicate flower buds were indeed a size smaller than Master Chunli's, and their color was also paler. No wonder in Master's eyes she was always a loud and boisterous little delinquent.
“From today onwards, the three of you are fellow patients!” The angel adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses, his tone carrying an unquestionable authority. “The more severe the injuries to these two siblings, the longer their treatment will take—if you want to get a number, you’ll have to wait patiently, understand?”
"Don't even think about killing me or cutting in line. If you dare to do anything reckless, you'll never experience being a woman again!"
Han Zhuli turned her face away in anger, her soft, heaving breasts beneath her open shirt clearly showing her fury.
This temporarily crowned "Indecent Hands" guardian angel has completely captured Han Zhuli, who is determined to be a "pure woman" to breastfeed her future apprentice.
Angela sneered inwardly: First, scare her. If that doesn't work, she'll give this wicked woman an injection of animal-derived lactation-inducing agent, let her have a taste…
After a long silence...
"Fine!" Han Zhuli finally compromised through gritted teeth, "But at most I'll put these two in the logistics department to do odd jobs." She irritably tugged at her open collar, "You know, I'm just the head of the security department, the number one enforcer here, I'm not the real supervisor."
Upon hearing this new intelligence, Li Pu's eyebrows twitched slightly.
Han Zhuli is only in charge of security, and Helena has not gone down into the mine. Who is the master of this underground kingdom?
Thinking about it carefully, it makes sense. If Han Zhuli were really in charge, this place would be full of gangs, fighting for territory all day long. Who would do any work?
Behind the white curtain, Han Zhuli's rough, hoarse voice carried a hint of disdain:
"Since you're from the Eastern Continent Escort Group, your words should carry more weight than mine, a mere thug, in front of that Eastern Continent scoundrel, right?"
Upon hearing this, Angela's beautiful eyes, behind her gold-rimmed glasses, flashed with undisguised disgust. Her red lips parted slightly, and her voice was as cold as ice:
"I've seen that sycophantic coward."
"To run this place like a living hell is completely inhuman."
The angel slightly raised her chin, her eyes carrying the awe-inspiring righteousness characteristic of the original Overwatch members:
"I would rather stay here and treat the wounded for the rest of my life than have any interest in communicating with inhuman demons."
Li Pu silently pieced together the fragments of information revealed in their conversation.
Combining the new clue that the person in charge of the underground slave project came from the Eastern Continent, he gradually deduced the contents of the trade between "immortality" and "pleasure" in his mind.
'Joy' helped the 'Immortal' forces in the Eastern Continent to unearth the 'Former Dragon Remains'.
Helena may have been involved in the resurrection of her mother from another world. I don't know what kind of god she was chosen, but it probably wasn't 'Pleasure'.
After the deal was done, "Immortal" completely ceded this divine realm to "Joy".
No wonder the construction of the "Golden Beach" above ground and the underground excavation project were carried out simultaneously—it was simply a premeditated handover ceremony.
That old demon dragon may have been planning its revival for thousands of years.
But Master Chunli sacrificed her life a few years ago to stop His first blood sacrifice formation;
Chun-Li's current apprentice, the little Lao Zi, happened to witness this and completely thwarted His second attempt at the Eastern Continent Blood Sacrifice, scattering His remains and leaving only a wisp of His remnant soul clinging to life.
When He had nowhere else to turn, He remembered this underground space—which was originally His hidden trump card for resurrection, but now it had become His last desperate gamble.
However, these are all just speculations and cannot be verified.
But Alice's condition is unstable right now, and she urgently needs him to grasp the anchor point of the 'immortal' destiny, and also unlock her own exclusive destiny.
in short!
My little horse doesn't know the way home, but I must eliminate that beast, the old dragon demon!
We will intercept and even destroy the 'former remains of the dragon' that He covets! We will not go wrong!
Just as he was reaching a crucial point, the angel's voice interrupted his thoughts:
"Are you agreeing to be assigned to the logistics department?"
After speaking, the gentle aunt seemed worried that the "siblings" wouldn't understand, so she started gesturing wildly.
Although her ample breasts and curvy hips were indeed pleasing to the eye when she moved, the anxious Lip immediately grabbed Tifa and nodded repeatedly.
"Coo-coo-caw-caw!" He nodded and made penguin calls, afraid that if he was too slow to respond, something unexpected might happen.
Tifa stumbled as she was pulled, secretly glaring at Lip, but also letting out a muffled "ga".
The angel smiled and continued gesturing as she spoke: "If you encounter any difficulties, you can come to me anytime."
Han Zhuli clicked her tongue impatiently and tugged at her newly buttoned collar: "What are you dawdling for! I'll personally take these two lump-of-coal to the logistics slaves, isn't that enough?"
"Stay close, you two lump of coal!"
She walked barefoot, her delicate feet seemingly magically spotless.
Young Li Pu ignored the jade-like feet in front of him and felt refreshed after leaving the private room!
He ran his hands through his hair as if relieved.
Ah ~
Finally got fooled!
He can't wait to launch a major investigation!
Chapter 189 The Little Mouse Enters the Rice Jar! (Third update delivered, muah~)
Before setting off, Han Zhuli casually pulled out three white coats from the medical equipment room where the angels were, and put them on with Li Pu and Tifa.