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"What's going on... Doesn't Sarada like me carrying her?"
While Sasuke was still confused,
"Are you having trouble?" Kakashi's teasing voice came from behind.
(What follows is an even funnier scene, so stay tuned!)
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Chapter 128 Little Peanut, huh? You're my cute little peanut. Sasuke's performance was so badly criticized that everyone burst into laughter.
Sakura Haruno: "Huh? Kakashi-sensei has appeared!"
[Naruto Uzumaki: "Why is Kakashi-sensei showing up at this time?"]
Jiraiya: "Wait... Kakashi, you're not thinking of teaching Sasuke how to get closer to his daughter, are you?"
Kakashi Hatake: "..."
[Sakumo Hatake: "You're a single guy, giving advice to a married man on how to get closer to his daughter???"]
Sakumo Hatake was dumbfounded.
If he remembers correctly...
His son during the Boruto era
Aren't you still single?
You, a single guy, are teaching Sasuke how to get closer to his daughter?
Unless Sasuke is an idiot...
Otherwise, they wouldn't have chosen to believe Kakashi, right?
"What's your business?"
Sasuke looked at Kakashi, his expression immediately turning displeased.
"Well, it's nothing. I just happened to run into a poor dad who wanted to carry his daughter on his back, but she rejected him," Kakashi said jokingly.
Sasuke snorted coldly.
He was about to leave when Kakashi grabbed his shoulder...
"Wait a minute, don't rush... I think you've been traveling alone for too long and have completely lost your social skills."
Kakashi has been with Sasuke for so many years, no matter what.
He could certainly understand what Sasuke was thinking at that moment.
That being the case...
Then let the teacher give you one last push!
"What do you want to say?" Sasuke asked, his brows furrowed.
"Even with the Mangekyou Sharingan, one still can't see through a daughter's thoughts." Kakashi's words had barely finished when...
Sasuke looked as if he had been struck by lightning.
Kakashi-sensei is right...
He really didn't know how to get closer to Sarada!
Kakashi took out the "Make-Out Strategy Guide" from his pocket.
This is an upgraded version of "Make-Out Paradise"!
Jiraiya: "Isn't this the book I wrote...?"
Orochimaru: "This plot is hilarious... Konoha should just collapse already!!"
[Uchiha Mikoto: "Sasuke, your teacher is single... and you still listen to him?"]
[Uchiha Sasuke (young): "..."]
Kakashi's eyes are curved into crescent shapes, making him look quite frivolous.
"How about it? Do you want to know the secret to getting closer to your daughter?"
Sasuke swallowed hard.
Kakashi's move completely stunned Sasuke!
After Sasuke accepted "The Intimate Guide",
He walked down the street,
Looking for Sarada
But then he ran into Shino Aburame...
Shino is holding the Kurama doll, interacting with it affectionately...
Who would have thought that a muscular man who is 1.8 meters tall would have such a quirky habit!
Seeing this scene,
The younger generation was completely dumbfounded.
[Boruto Uzumaki: "I never expected Shino-sensei to have a girlish heart..."]
[Himawari: "Ah! This is a limited edition Kurama doll!!!"]
Mitsuki: "I never expected Shino-sensei to like cute things..."
[Kuno Iwabe: "Ah... I really didn't expect that!"]
[Izuno Wasabi: "Shino-sensei is usually very serious... but I never expected him to be like this..."]
[Shino Aburame (young man): "Ahem..."]
During the Boruto era,
The younger generation burst into laughter.
Think about it...
A muscular man who is 1.8 meters tall actually has such a girlish heart...
He actually likes Nine-Lama dolls!
"Wait... Boruto, if I remember correctly, your sister really likes this doll, doesn't she?" Iwabe asked, her eyes wide with surprise.
"Yes, I really didn't expect that Shino-sensei would actually snatch this limited edition doll..." Boruto's lips twitched slightly.
Kurama: "That's not the point. I actually turned into a doll in the future?"
Nine Lamas was very angry.
He's a tailed beast!
The most powerful of the nine tailed beasts.
The result was...
It's actually become a children's mascot?!
[Ootsutsuki Hagoromo: "Hahaha... the Kurama doll in the picture is really cute!"]
Sasuke greeted Shino.
Then he began asking his daughter how she was doing at the ninja academy...
Zhi answered truthfully.
Hearing about his daughter's dreams,
Sasuke's expression became complicated.
Become Hokage?
[Tobirama Senju: "The evil Uchiha...you are not allowed to become Hokage!"]
Madara Uchiha: "@Tobirama Senju, Sarada wants to become Hokage. Do you have a problem with that?"
Indra: "@Tobirama Senju, I heard you have a problem with the Uchiha clan?"
As Tobirama Senju read the messages in the chat group, sweat beaded on his forehead...
He was immediately terrified...
He's going to fight Madara Uchiha and Indra with his head!
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads!
[Tobirama Senju: "Ahem... Well... that's... okay, I guess!"]
[Hashirama Senju: "Hahaha, little brother, why did you suddenly change your mind?"]
[Tobirama Senju: "Big brother, get out of here!!!"]
Sasuke was walking down the street when he ran into Sarada.
Sarada is very sorry for what happened earlier...
She shouldn't ignore her father...
Just as the father and daughter were about to have a warm and loving time together,
Those who watched the video were also relieved!
Sasuke looked at his daughter,
He recalled Kakashi's previous teachings to him...
The image gradually blurred:
"If you want to get closer to your daughter, how you address her is very important. It's best to use a cute nickname for her!" Kakashi held up a finger, looking very serious.
"Think about it... when you call Naruto... you call him 'big idiot,' right? That sounds more affectionate. You can try calling your daughter that!"
The scene returns to the present.
Sasuke took a deep breath and spoke stiffly:
"Little Peanut".
Sarada's eyes widened in confusion =????(??? ?)
"You are my lovely little peanut..."
Sasuke spoke stiffly, sounding somewhat awkward.
Seeing this scene,
The viewers no longer had the courage to continue watching the video.
[Nagato Uzumaki: "This video is so embarrassing to watch..."]
Konan: "Sasuke saying 'Peanut' with that cold face...it's just so funny no matter how you look at it!"
[Naruto Uzumaki: "Hahaha... Sasuke, you're making me laugh to death!!!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Damn Kakashi, what have you taught me?!"]
Kakashi Hatake: "..."
Sarada looked at her father with a completely bewildered expression:
"I'm not a bean... Also, Dad, you haven't called my name all day, you haven't forgotten, have you?"
"What are you saying, Sarada?" Sasuke's eyes showed a hint of helplessness.
Seeing that he could no longer get along with his daughter,
Sasuke's mind drifted back to Kakashi's teachings...
Kakashi-sensei said,
Want to get closer to girls...
The best way is to act like a kitten and cuddle with her!
[Naruto Uzumaki: "I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter... Sasuke actually believed all that random stuff Kakashi taught him!"]