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PS2: Here's a little health tip for you all: drink a glass of warm water when you wake up in the morning and before you go to bed at night.
PS3: We're about to enter the next dungeon. Since it's based on an original theme and incorporates a dungeon from a certain world, it might not be very long. Let's see how you guys react. There are some elements of online games involved, so I'd like to ask, what are some common tropes encountered in online games?
I've been having so many bursts of inspiration lately, I'm starting to run out...orz
Chapter 111 Master, any position is fine~
The female teacher glanced at Li Wei, then thought of the countless zeros she owed in Las Vegas, and her feelings became complicated...
Qi Xi pointed at the female teacher and said to Li Wei, "Master, did you see that? You're showing off such a simple skill. The teacher looks down on you and doesn't want to talk to you anymore!"
Li Wei shrugged: "You know this is nothing special, so I naturally didn't mean to show off."
At this point, Li Wei bowed to the female teacher and said, "I'm sorry for making a fool of myself. Since you would use something like this to test your students, you must have a high level of expertise in this area..."
"roll!"
Before Li Wei could finish speaking, the female teacher swiftly handed him a club application approval form.
"If you don't leave, I'll tear it up!"
Qi Xi secretly covered her mouth and smiled, then pulled Li Wei and a bewildered Liu Yiqiang away.
After the three people left, the female teacher jumped up and smashed the entire desk to pieces with a single chop.
"How can there be such despicable beings as Europeans in this world?!"
Outside the door, Li Wei looked at Qi Xi, who had a smug look on her face, and scratched his head.
"If it weren't for my menopausal symptoms constantly making things difficult for me and forbidding me from using my mental powers, I wouldn't have had to trouble my master!"
Qi Xi huffed, "I'm already ugly, and after Master slapped me a few times, I'll definitely never get married!"
Liu Yiqiang scratched his head as he watched the two having a somewhat inexplicable conversation.
"By the way, big brother and big sister, what kind of club should we create?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Qi Xi, being shorter than Liu Yiqiang, had no choice but to jump up and give him a flick on the forehead.
Liu Yiqiang felt wronged: "Big sister, why did you hit me?"
Qi Xi jumped up and slapped herself again.
"sister in law."
Qi Xi nodded in satisfaction.
"Not bad, you've finally made progress."
"But when I called you sister-in-law before, you smacked me on the head..."
Qi Xi glared at him. "What do you know? If I don't give you a beating, will you ever get it?"
"Listen carefully, when there are many people around, call me Big Sister; when it's just the three of us, call me Sister-in-law!"
Liu Yiqiang nodded repeatedly.
"Huh? This isn't your style. Has it been reversed?" Li Wei asked in surprise.
"No, Master, think about it. When there are three of us, Xiaoqiang calls me sister-in-law, which shows that we have a close relationship."
"As for calling her 'Big Sister' when there are many people..."
Qi Xi said in a serious tone, "Doesn't Xiao Qiang call you Big Brother? And he also calls me Big Sister. When others see how close we are, and connect it with the way Xiao Qiang calls us, they will inevitably guess our relationship."
"Master, look how cute and good-looking I am, adorable and charming. Any boy who sees me would inevitably have those kinds of thoughts, right?"
"Just like you, Master, you want to pin me down on the balcony and kiss me, have sex on the bed, have sex in the hallway, have sex in the bathroom, and preferably bring a camera to record all the while you're violating me, capturing my shameful moments~ writing tally marks on my thighs or something~"
"So, if those male animals knew that we were actually a couple, wouldn't some of them back out?"
"To help you show off even more, Master, I need to create a few more rivals for your affections!"
Upon hearing this, Li Wei nodded repeatedly: "I see."
"Then, Master, when will you come to violate me?" Qi Xi's eyes lit up.
"What kind of performance do you want from me? Playing hard to get? Being tender and affectionate? Or being as fierce as a wolf? I'm open to any position~"
"What should I call you? Brother? Master? Dad? Even Mom is fine~"
Li Wei gave Qi Xi a flick on the head in an annoyed tone.
"Meow~"
Qi Xi covered her head with her hands, looking at Li Wei with teary eyes.
"Let's hurry up and come up with a name for the club!"
"Well……"
Qi Xi suddenly held up a sign with a picture of a light bulb shining, indicating that she had thought of something.
"How about we call it the WWW Group? Since there's an FFF Group, let's form a WWW Group to fight against them!"
Qi Xi clenched her little fist fiercely, "I want to fight ten of them."
"So you're planning to leave the rest for me to play?" Li Wei said speechlessly.
"Yes, yes."
Li Wei flicked Qi Xi's forehead with his finger. "WWW Group, don't you think it's a bit of a tongue twister?"
Qi Xi thought for a moment and tried calling it a few times, "It seems so."
"How about calling it the 3W Group?"
After saying that, Qi Xi immediately disagreed, saying, "That's so corny."
Liu Yiqiang exclaimed in surprise, "Third generation, speeding really fast?"
Qi Xi smacked Liu Yiqiang on the head, "As a subordinate, how could you be daydreaming!"
Liu Yiqiang quickly explained, "No, sister-in-law, didn't you say you were thinking of a club name? I was just helping you."
“I see,” Qi Xi paused, staring at Liu Yiqiang, and said, “Are you saying I wronged you?”
Liu Yiqiang shuddered and said with a forced smile, "Sister-in-law is wise and powerful, how could she wrong my brother?"
Qi Xi nodded in satisfaction.
"Third generation, you're really good at speeding..."
"Master, what did you connect this to?"
Li Wei stroked his chin: "Don't you think this means that three generations of your family have been really good at racing?"
"That means we're all experienced drivers."
Qi Xi's eyes lit up, "So that means..."
"Hmm, let's call our club Mount Akina..."
Thus, the Samsara Academy Akina Mountain Club was established.
On the day the club was founded, Qi Xi stood outside the clubhouse, looking at both sides of the door: "Master, do you think we should hang up a couplet to celebrate?"
Before Li Wei could answer, Liu Yiqiang said with a fawning look, "Sister-in-law, I know. Those classmates told me a poem a few days ago, which happened to be about Mount Akina. I think we can use it."
Qi Xi said "Oh" and then, "What a coincidence! Tell me what poem it is?"
"The road on Mount Akina remains, but the old driver is nowhere to be seen."
"It sounds quite rhyming."
"..."
It is said that the class monitor of Class F took a day off the next day for unknown reasons.
Even after a day, when they saw him again, he was covered in wounds, leading the students of Class F to wonder if their outstanding class monitor had undergone some kind of rigorous training with Li Wei and become even stronger.
With this in mind, Class F's morale soared!
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A month later, Qi Xi suddenly said to Li Wei, "Master, I'm about to enter the dungeon."
Li Wei sighed: "You... be careful, after all... the mental energy you've expended over the past month has been too great."
Qi Xi said with a grin, "Don't worry, Master. This level of dungeon is no match for me."
"Besides... Master, aren't you with me?"
Qi Xi smiled and drew circles on Li Wei's chest with her index finger.
Li Wei shook his head. "Anyway, don't force yourself."
Qi Xi stuck out her tongue and said, "Master, you should think of a way to persuade Koro-sensei."
"Anyway, I'm not helping with this."
Yes, just as Qi Xi said, Li Wei is going to talk to Koro-sensei in a little while.
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PS2: My head is starting to hurt from writing... I guess there are only one or two more chapters left before my school life ends.
PS3: Any recently finished... funny and relaxing anime recommendations? QAQ I haven't watched much anime in the past few months except for watching Re:Zero and finishing The Crown because I needed to write a side story.
Chapter 112 Do you think I'm the kind of person who's so easily bribed?
After Qi Xi finished speaking with Li Wei, she went back to her class and entered the dungeon.
Li Wei, although also a student in Class S, was not allowed to participate by Koro-sensei due to the vice-principal's instructions.
Yes, after receiving treatment, Koro-sensei is back to being a lively octopus.
Not long after the murderous instructor took over the class, he returned to teach, and the murderous instructor went back to the class he was teaching.
After his return, Koro-sensei always looked at Li Wei strangely during class.
During the class, Koro-sensei finally lost his patience and called Li Wei out.
"I've already said, I don't have a student named you."
"What?! Didn't you say that the rule of Class S is to assassinate you? How can you expel me because of one prank?!"
"...What I mean is, you can graduate and get lost!"
"..."
As a result, Li Wei set a record for the fastest graduation speed for Class S.
From the very first day, the very first lesson, Li Wei graduated.
Such a graduation speed is practically light speed.
Koro-sensei is actually quite strong. He is capable of teaching the elite classes in the academy and is also the homeroom teacher of Class S. Koro-sensei's strength can be said to be among the top of all teachers.
The students in Class S are all at a level where they could easily defeat second-year students; none of them are easy targets.
In Class S, the most outstanding students are probably even better than the average fourth-year students.
As for why I'm still here studying instead of going out for an internship, it's to improve my skills, and also...
They have not yet met the requirements to graduate from Class S.
This seems contradictory. They are clearly better than the fourth-year students, so why can't they go out for internships?
Actually, that's not the case. Class S is an elite class. Being able to advance to the fourth grade doesn't guarantee entry into Class S. In fact, even among the fourth graders, very few actually make it out of Class S.
However, even with such talented students, they failed to assassinate Koro-sensei!
As for the head-on battle...
No one who makes it into Class S is a fool. Koro-sensei's strength is simply unfathomable. If he can't even succeed in assassination, then a direct assault is simply impossible.
But if someone can really assassinate the teacher and successfully graduate from Class S, they will be the most solid force in the academy!
Every year, Class S produces several such students, providing the college with fresh and energetic talent.
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