Chapter 257
Chapter 257
Hu Bayi pulled Wang Kaixuan to his side and touched Wang Kaixuan's head like a loving father: "Fatty, don't do this again. If you embarrass yourself next time, please stay away from me and say you don't know me."
Wang Kaixuan's teeth were clattering: "Old Hu, you are too wicked to talk like this! You think I, Fatty, have embarrassed you, right? You wait for me. From today on, every time I embarrass myself outside, I will say that I will not change my name, and my surname is Hu, and my name is Bayi."
Hu Bayi was stunned by Wang Kaixuan's action.
"Damn it!" Hu Bayi's eyes widened, "Fatty, how dare you say I'm wicked? Your tricks are really wicked!"
Wang Kaixuan snorted cunningly, "You didn't expect it, Old Hu? Fatty, what I did is called, hurting myself 800 and hurting the enemy 1,000."
Hu Bayi almost spit out a mouthful of blood:
"I really didn't expect it. It seems that after I go back, I need to popularize ideological education for you. I can't let you be so wicked anymore."
"Otherwise, when you get to the underground, the King of Hell will see you and send you to the tongue-pulling hell without saying a word. What should I do then?"
"There are no melon seeds or Peanuts, even if I want to watch a show, I can't find any snacks in my hand. "
Wang Kaixuan made an international friendly gesture to Hu Bayi as a reflex: "I went to the tongue-pulling hell, where are you going?"
"Me?" Hu Bayi pointed at himself and laughed, "For someone like me, when the King of Hell sees me, he will immediately kneel down and kowtow to me three times, and then tell me, Master Hu, you are finally here, you will be the King of Hell."
Wang Kaixuan quickly covered Hu Bayi's mouth, looked around in panic, and found that almost everything around him was attracted by the dragon, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
Hu Bayi was choked by Wang Kaixuan's hand for a while, and hummed for a long time before Wang Kaixuan let go of his hand.
"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!" Hu Bayi vomited several times in the river, looking at Wang Kaixuan with grief and indignation, "Fatty, you are so rude, I was just bragging, you are going to kill me."
Wang Kaixuan put his finger on his lips, hissed a few times, and said carefully to Hu Bayi's ear: "Old Hu, are you going to die? How dare you say this? If someone hears this and reports it to the leader, you will see the King of Hell tomorrow at the latest."
Huo Jilin's ears moved slightly, obviously he heard the conversation between Wang Kaixuan and Hu Bayi.
He couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
It's still better to be in modern times. Although this time travel has brought him an opportunity to get rich, if Huo Jilin is allowed to choose, he would still like to live a carefree life in modern times.
Anyway, with his education and ability, even if he can't achieve the current results, he can at least have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life.
Money is something you can't bring with you when you are born, and you can't take with you when you die.
I've earned too much, and it doesn't make any sense to leave it there.
Let alone the value these antiques bring to me.
Even the daily turnover of my own Huo Lingji has made me a millionaire many times.
Now I am willing to go to the tomb.
I'm just curious about what I can get for my next tattoo.
This kind of unknown happiness is also the biggest seasoning in my life.
What's more, every time I go to the tomb, I can go with Hu Bayi and his group.
Now with Hua Han, a chatterbox, to serve as a supporting role for Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan, I am so happy along the way.
Just as Huo Jilin's thoughts were drifting further and further away, a loud noise suddenly came from the air.
"Bang!"
Huo Jilin looked towards the dragon.
I saw that the dragon fiercely threw the bug that almost slipped out of the dragon's tail onto the cliff beside the river.
The rocks that made up the cliffs were weirder than each other, with many spikes, which almost pierced the bug through the heart.
The bug clung to the cliff tightly, and its eyes were staring at the dragon.
Everyone was a little scared, but when they saw the pair of size 42 shoe prints on the bug's eyes, they almost laughed out loud.
Obviously, the shoe prints came from Huo Jilin.
At this moment, the bug rushed at the dragon and used its ultimate move.
In an instant, countless things like silk threads came out of the bug's mouth, as if it wanted to wrap the dragon.
But what it never expected was that as soon as the silk threads touched the dragon, they fell limply into the river.
Everyone tiptoed into the river and saw that the silk threads looked like steel blades, extremely sharp.
Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but take a breath.Fortunately, the thread attacked the dragon.
If it had been wrapped around me, I would have been torn into pieces in less than a minute.
Seeing that his ultimate move had no effect on the dragon, the worm immediately crawled into the river.
But how could the dragon obey its wishes?
The next second, the river water around the worm rose.
The worm had never seen such a scene before, and hurriedly wanted to escape.
But the water was like a rope that firmly fixed the worm on the cliff.
"Awoo~"
"Awoo~"
"Awoo~"
As the water rope shrank tighter and tighter, the worm's wailing became more and more tragic.
At this time, the worm's limbs began to separate on their own, and the small worms that made up its limbs were looking for a way to escape on their own.
But how could the dragon let it go?
These insects, no matter how big or small, are a nuisance.
The dragon's tail swung into the river, raising a large wall of water.
"Pah!"
As the dragon's tail swung, the wall of water hit the cliff.
Hundreds of thousands of insects were like mosquitoes that were slapped to death. There was nothing left except a shrunken corpse and some milky white mucus.
A fishy smell filled the air.
The water wall absorbed most of the mucus, preventing it from splashing onto the raft.
The giant insect, which had lost its limbs at this moment and was completely imprisoned by the dragon, could not move, and had almost no sense of deterrence left.
The insect that had just frightened everyone to the point of mental collapse, now looked like a caterpillar with no power to fight back in front of the dragon.
The next second, the water wall moved in front of the insect, and the water rope tightened again.
"Pop!"
In just ten seconds, the bug exploded on the cliff.
The people on the raft retreated one after another, fearing that the slime in the bug's body would splash on them.
Everyone's worries were completely unnecessary.
The water wall completely absorbed the slime sprayed by the bug.
This bug was so big that the entire huge water wall turned milky white after absorbing its slime.
From then on, everyone no longer had to worry about the bug.
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