socalfunplaces Chapter 297
Chapter 297
"Donate your eyes and ears to those in need if you don't need them, don't occupy the pit all day and night without."
Director Zhou said angrily.
As soon as the words fell, several people next to him gave a tacit thumbs up.
Director Zhou is worthy of being Director Zhou.
This is really level!
Assistant Director: ......
"Director Zhou, you're so excessive..."
"Okay, don't sell cute, hurry up and drive back, just wait for you alone."
"Oh, I see."
After speaking, Director Zhou simply hung up the phone neatly.
Horses crisscross the national highway, leisurely eating apples.
The tricycle, which nearly rolled over, stood alone on the edge, waiting for someone to collapse and leave.
Director Zhou looked at the scene in front of him and sighed helplessly.
"I didn't expect ah, I can experience a realistic version of Fast and Furious when I am old, yes, my life is complete."
"So, Director Zhou, are you going to lie on the ground?"
Xu Yu subconsciously answered.
Director Zhou: ......
I just sighed.
How can you brain make up so much?
"If you want to lie on the ground, I can help dig a hole for you."
Director Zhou looked at Xu Delirium, and his hideous smile was creepy.
[Seriously, Director Zhou's skin should be pulled, it's all sagging
] [Director Zhou's current image is similar to that of a witch
] [Help, hahahahahaha, I just said how this product looks so familiar, so it
is] [Coming, a nightmare more terrible than Grandma Rong is coming]
"Thank you, but I don't like lying on the ground, I myself want to go to heaven, can you help me?"
Xu Yu stretched out his finger and pointed to the sky, and his eyes were full of longing when he looked at Director Zhou.
Saying that, he clenched a fist in one hand and raised it high, and with the other, he clenched a fist and raised it to the side of his shoulder.
"I'm ready, come on, shoot me!"
"Don't hesitate! Hesitate and lose! "
Director Zhou: ......
Yang Mi: ...
Netizen: ......
Help me.
Is there really no one who can control Xu Delirium's mouth?
What kind of golden sentence king is he?
[Xu Delirium, my Internet mouth, senior golden sentence king, I am proud of him
] [Hahahahaha, Teacher Xu really, from the inside out reveals a strange madness] [Hahahahahaha, Xu
Delirium: I'm not crazy, I'm just being myself]
[You say, why didn't Ms. Wang think of sewing his mouth shut? [
Maybe it's because I can't bear it, after all, it's sewn with a weird ugly]
[Ahahaha, don't go too far! ]
[Talking is already a disaster, if you look ugly, it will be boring]
"I don't understand, why didn't Mars create you to death when it created the earth?"
Director Zhou shook his head in disappointment.
Hearing this, Xu Yu touched his hair confidently.
"Because I'm so handsome, Mars will automatically detour when he sees me."
Director Zhou: ......
Netizen: ......
[I, I... yue！ 】
【I'm sorry Teacher Xu, you taught us to be confident for so long, but I can't reach your realm until now, I'm really, I'm sorry for you! 】
[If I'm guilty, please let the law punish me, instead of letting Xu Yu force me to die
] [Or let's shoot at him] [
emmm... Do firecrackers count as cannons? 】
【Is bean blossom considered a flower?】 【
Count】
【... Get lost!
Yang Mi looked at Xu Yu with a complicated expression, took out an apple from nowhere, and handed it to him casually.
"Hungry, huh? Eat an apple pad to pad your stomach. Hearing
this, Xu Yu unconsciously showed a smile on his lips, and looked at Yang Mi with a fond look.
"Honey, how do you know I'm hungry? You are so nice. Saying
that, he reached out and took the apple in Yang Mi's hand and took a bite.
The juicy apple aroma is full.
Xu Yumei enjoyed it, not realizing the problem at all.
Until the two horses walked up to him—the horses
looked straight at the apple in Xu Yu's hand.
The hairy ponytail sways back and forth.
They screamed, and then brought their faces to Xu Yu.
Seeing this, Xu Yu turned sideways and protected the apple in his arms.
"What are you doing? Aren't there enough apples on the ground for you to eat? This is what my girlfriend gave me, if you want it, go find your girlfriend, what's the matter with you.
Xu Yu rolled his eyes in disdain, followed by another mouthful.
Seeing this, the horse snorted in dissatisfaction.
"Hmph—"
They lifted their front legs and stomped, a little hostility in their eyes.
Seeing this scene, Peng Peng cautiously retreated to the side.
"These two horses won't think that Brother Xu Yu is grabbing food with them, right?"
"It's possible."
Director Zhou nodded.
Hearing this, Peng Peng subconsciously looked at Yang Mi.
"Sister Honey, where did you get this apple?"
"I don't know where the flowers came from for me."
"Where else can it come from, all the apples were thrown on the ground by us to feed the horses, this apple was just picked up from the ground, is there any problem?"
Hua Chenyu pointed to the ground lightly.
As soon as the words came out.
Everyone present froze.
What did they hear?
Boy.
After a long day, Xu Yu was really grabbing food with the horse.
That's crazy, isn't it?
[Ahahaha, Brother Hua, I really underestimated you, I didn't expect you to be a scheming boy]
[Ma: Why did you rob me of food? 】
【Hahahahaha, Brother Ma may never have dreamed that someone on the ground would rob him
] [I can't, I can't look directly at Teacher Xu now, I even think that he eats directly on the ground like Brother Ma
] [Hahahaha, help, I feel that way]
"Brother Hua, you are a real cow."
Peng Peng looked at Hua Chenyu with admiration.
Yang Mi looked at Xu Yu with a complicated expression, subconsciously stretched out her hand, but did not know what to say.
If you tell him this cruel truth now, he may be killed head-on.
Never mind.
Let's wait until he finishes eating.
The rest of the people around him agreed with Yang Mi's thoughts.
They glanced at each other in tacit understanding, and then looked at Xu Yu.
Noticing the gazes of Yang Mi and the others, Xu Yu turned his head suspiciously.
"What are you looking at me for? Want to eat?
Xu Yu subconsciously handed over the apple in his hand.
Seeing this, Peng Peng waved his hand again and again and pushed Xu Yu's hand back.
"No, no, no, we don't mean that, you can just eat your own."
Xu Yu, who was bent on nibbling on apples, did not realize the problem at all.
After making sure that there was no one to share with him, he feasted happily.
"Hmph—
" "Okay, don't bark, aren't there still so many out there?" Hurry up and eat it yourself!
"System, help me send them away."
【Ding
】【Host demand detected, using beast taming】【Beast taming
technique used successfully
】【Received feedback from the horse, please ask the host to check it?】 "
What is feedback?"
Xu Yu was stunned.
I've never heard of it before.
【About feedback: Useful information extracted from the mouth of the other animal】Useful information
?
It's kind of interesting.
"Check it out."
[Ma: Big brother, I just licked the apple you ate].