socalfunplaces Chapter 239
Chapter 239
Xu Delirium: ......
"Go aside, I'm discussing this matter with you very seriously."
"I'm also serious, your mouth is really asymmetrical, do you believe you can ask them?"
Peng Peng stretched out his finger and pointed to the others beside him.
Xu Yu's gaze looked over one by one, and then stopped on Yang Mi.
"Honey, are my eyes and mouth really asymmetrical?"
"Don't listen to Peng Peng's nonsense, your eyes and mouth are normal, but your nostrils... Really big and small.
Yang Mi looked at Xu Yu with a complicated expression.
She had noticed this subtle flaw of Xu Yu a long time ago.
Unfortunately, I never found the opportunity to ask.
Now that there is finally an opportunity, you must find out.
"Shouldn't your nostrils be covered up?"
[Help, hahahahaha, Mr. Xu's nostrils are really not big
] [This mosquito has a bit of art cells on the body] [
Really, what is the origin of this mosquito? It's too 6
] [Hahahaha, please all the mosquitoes of Ruoergai, let us Teacher Xu go, don't be so cruel to him] [
What do you do with Teacher Xu? Bite, bite hard! I'd rather see what they can
bite] [Do you say that mosquito will bite into Teacher Xu's eyebrows and the tip of his nose?] 】
【There is this possibility】
【Don't hide from everyone, I was bitten by mosquitoes five toes before, and the front of the toes in those days was like being pressed by something, swollen no
] [Hahahaha, buddy, I've made up my brain]
[Mosquito bags bite in the navel eye is also very uncomfortable, okay? Don't dare to pick, it's fatal]
[What kind of immortals are you? 【
Who is better than me?】 Last time I opened my mouth to sleep, a mosquito put a bite in my mouth, I thought it was mouth ulcers, applied watermelon cream for a few days, but there was no reaction at all, only felt itchy
] [Hahahahaha, human mosquitoes are already very polite if they don't go down your throat, I see if he bites on your tonsils, what should you do] [Hahahahaha
, you are all talents]
Yang Mi's words made Xu Yu not know how to answer for a while.
Please, it's really humiliating, okay?
He was alone, but he was actually disfigured by a mosquito?
This is going to spread, where will his famous name go?
Seeing that Xu Yu did not speak for a long time, everyone nodded clearly.
"I didn't expect that Brother Xu Yu, you are not afraid of heaven and earth, and you were actually made like this by a mosquito."
"Alas, two more nostrils were destroyed like that."
Xue Zhixian shook his head with regret.
Xu Delirium: ......
Growing so big, the first time I have seen such a comforting person.
It's good to comfort, don't comfort next time.
"Can we not mention this?"
"Well, if you don't mention it, don't mention it, we'll talk about it tomorrow when you are bitten into a pig's head by a mosquito."
Xue Zhi apologized generously.
Xu Delirium: ......
"Are we really going to live on the prairie tonight? Can't we find a decent hotel to stay in? Big deal, I'll pay for it.
"Director, just let me go because I'm the spokesperson for our show's ratings."
Hearing this, the director shook his head with regret.
"It's really not that I don't want to let you go, the main thing is that netizens want to see it."
The director said while the staff handed the mobile phone to Xu Yu.
[Teacher Xu, we really want to see you bitten by mosquitoes into a pig's head
, you are kind to us] [That is, you are bitten a few times, the program effect is directly full, this is the best time for you to attract fans] [
Sisters upstairs, can you not open your eyes and say nonsense? Are you sure this is the best time to attract fans? 】
【Teacher Xu, we have missed more than 20 years in front of you, we really don't want to miss the second half of your life anymore, promise us, no matter what happens, don't escape the camera, and must show us generously
】【It's okay Teacher Xu, no matter what you become, we won't dislike you, your position in our minds is unreplaceable】Looking
at the comments one after another, Xu Yu sighed helplessly.
"You guys one by one, you say good things better than anyone, and you all wait for me to die."
"You seem to have forgotten that you helped me book roller coasters, pendulums, bungee jumps, etc., etc.?"
Xu Yu lifted his finger and counted it unhurriedly.
[Ahem, why are you a big man so vindictive? These are all minor issues, don't care about these details, okay?
] [That is, one yard to one yard, we will never confuse these together
] [Agree, what should be yours is yours, no one can take it away
] [Teacher Xu, you just want to please us for our pitiful sake] [Teacher Xu
, are you willing to make your dear fans regret?
Xu Yu's lamentations sounded one after another.
He rolled his eyes wordlessly, and didn't say anything more after all.
"Okay, don't struggle."
After the director said this, he took out the electric mosquito coil liquid, electric mosquito coil tablets and mosquito coils from behind.
"Brother can help you so much, how the situation is tonight depends on your creation."
Seeing this, Xu Yu reached out and took the props.
"Are there any mosquitoes in our team?" Does anyone want to share it in the same bed with me?
Xu swept over the guests and staff present.
Hearing this, everyone shook their heads one after another.
"Brother Xu, it's really not that we don't want to help you, we really don't attract mosquitoes at all."
"Yes, mosquitoes passing in front of me will not bite me, and I can only watch your jokes from the sidelines when I go."
"Teacher Xu, judging from the situation you just described, we should have no one here whose meat is more fragrant than yours, so you better give up."
Hearing everyone's words, Xu wanted to cry without tears.
Good.
"Don't be afraid, Xu Yu, Peng Peng will sleep with you tonight, you can just call him if there is anything."
The director's thoughtful opening.
As soon as these words came out, Peng Peng, who was still gloating, immediately collapsed.
No.
How can anything be pulled on him?
Is he innocent, okay?
"Director, don't go too far, why me?"
"You two have the best relationship, isn't it who else can you be?"
"But Sister Mi is Brother Xu's girlfriend, shouldn't this situation be the same life and death?"
Peng Peng looked at Yang Mi with an innocent expression.
[Peng Zai, do you want to listen to what you are saying, in order not to let yourself suffer, you can actually say such heartbreaking words! ] It's too much, it's really too much
] [Sister Honey is a girl, why don't you know so much about pity Xiang Xiyu] [
That is, you boys have rough skin and thick flesh, mosquitoes can't bite much, Sister Honey is different, in short, you definitely can't let her take risks]
"Peng Peng."
In Peng Peng's puzzled gaze, Xu Yu screamed.
Then he reached out and broke his body.
"Brother can't live without you."
"Don't worry, with brother here, you won't be anemic."