socalfunplaces Chapter 132
Chapter 132
[Big Buddha:
Specially, Lao Tzu can finally retire
] [No, I remember that the purpose of repairing the Big Buddha was to calm the water, you whole, the big Buddha has to be busy to death] [Everyone is rolling the big Buddha, of course, they have to roll, and they have many responsibilities to reflect the importance of
the big Buddha] [Big Buddha: Your voice begging me is too small, I can't hear it]
Netizens take a mouthful of the big Buddha,
Really interested.
Xu Yu nodded thoughtfully, waved his big hand, and commanded: "Since everyone wants to see the big Buddha, then let's go, just in time to row a boat."
"Rowing boats, is it really okay?"
Hearing what Xu Yu said, Yang Mi's eyes lit up.
She looked at Xu Yu excitedly, and she couldn't wait.
"Of course." Xu Yu nodded.
After that, he took Yang Mi and walked out.
The five people behind him looked at each other, and painful memories flooded into their hearts.
Mao Yushen swallowed his saliva with difficulty and said in a trembling voice: "Are we really going?" Why do I think that Brother Delusion is trying to find some variety show effects from us?
"Agreed." Wu Di nodded.
"While he didn't pay attention to the meaning of a few of us, let's run, right?" Zhong Han opened his mouth and proposed.
Several people looked at each other and nodded tacitly.
[What are those brats doing in the back?] Sneaky, I didn't hold back anything good at a glance
] [They may be trying to assassinate Teacher
Xu] [Intuition tells me that they are men with stories
] [I'm curious about how the people in this dormitory can achieve such a unified look, and they all reveal clear stupidity]
After Xu Yu, who was walking forward, noticed the comments of netizens, he stopped, turned his head, and waved at a few people behind him with a smile.
"What are you doing stunned? How many brothers haven't seen each other for so long, what's wrong with rowing and chatting? Hurry.
Xu Yu urged impatiently.
Hearing this, several people nervously retreated.
"Brother Delirium, in the big winter, where is the boat for us to row?"
"Yes, brother delirium, the water is cold in winter, if the boat capsizes in a while, will you save me or Sister Honey?"
Xu Delirium: ......
Why does this death question sound so familiar?
Xu Yu recalled carefully.
A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he reacted violently.
Yes.
This is the legendary strongest weapon to destroy the relationship between couples, and choose one of the two extremes.
The only difference is:
Others ask about wives and mothers.
Liu Yang asked about his brother and wife.
Xu Yu turned her head and glanced at Yang Mi beside her, her palm tightly holding her slender jade hand.
"What do you think?"
Xu Yu looked at Liu Yang with a smile, and specially raised his hand to shake it.
Liu Yang: ......
[What to do, I really want to say that Xiu'en loves to die quickly, and Xu Yu is holding my beloved honey, forget it, for honey's sake, I forgive his offense]
[I also want someone to hold me! ] 】
【Love really still depends on others to talk, this feeling, it's too cool
】【Only Liu Yang's injured world has been achieved】【
Upstairs, you are too unrigorous, can't you see the speechless expressions of several other people? 】【
Hahahahahaha, a group of single dogs, hahahaha, I think this party can be named Xu Yu couple and five single dogs, hahahahaha]
......
"Brother Delirium, isn't it a bit too much for you to talk like this, don't you say that you should be each other's angels?"
Liu Yang spoke painfully.
I thought that talking like this could awaken Xu Delirium's remaining conscience.
Unexpectedly, Xu Yu waved his hand with a look of disgust.
"Go aside, when did I agree to such an unreasonable request from you?"
Very good.
In front of millions of viewers, Xu Yu really didn't give him any face.
"Okay, Xu Delirium, I remember you, let's not row, let's compete directly in winter swimming, anyway, in the end, we will climb up from the water, and we will omit the steps in the middle."
[Wait, why does the rowing boat climb up from the water?] Could it be that they rowed submarines? 】
【Dude, your thinking is too divergent, look at the appearance of a few of them, are they people who can fly submarines?】 All eyes reveal clear stupidity, alas
] [I feel despair from
Brother Yang's words] [Brother Yang is a person with a story when he hears
it] [According to my observations, our teacher Xu is the culprit again]
Liu Yang's words aroused the curiosity of many netizens.
Yang Mi turned her head to look at Xu Yu with a puzzled expression, and asked curiously: "What does Liu Yang mean by what he said just now, why don't I understand it very well?"
"Ahem, don't listen to his nonsense, he just owes."
After saying this, Xu Yu nodded at Liu Yang.
"Winter swimming, huh? Okay, I promise you, we won't be empty, as long as you win, brother live send the room! [
Lying groove, Teacher Xu is atmospheric]
[Brother Yang, you'd better turn into a propeller and rush out in a while, if you lose, I'll introduce you to the stupid daughter of the landlord's family! ] 】
【In order to ensure that everyone who watches the live broadcast can be rewarded, I propose to directly let the two teachers stay in the river for ten days and a half month
】【Agreed, how can a house be enough?】 I have pink eye, I must have
a set] [I don't want pies from the sky, I just want a room from the sky]
Xu Yu's words set off a wave of horror in the live broadcast room.
Countless netizens echoed.
For a time, the barrage comment was occupied by Liu Yang's four words.
As the party concerned, Liu Yang stood in place with a confused expression, looking at Xu Yu with dull eyes.
He always felt that something was wrong....
Wait a minute!
Liu Yang's eyes suddenly lit up.
"No, I won, why did you send the house live? Shouldn't you just give me the room?
"No, what's wrong with your efforts to benefit netizens?" If you do your best to introduce you to people, should you repay them? Yang, the pattern still has to be opened, you can't find a girlfriend like this.
Xu Yu persuaded bitterly.
Liu Top-level Understanding Yang instantly comprehended the true meaning of Xu Yu's words.
"You mean, the suite sent by the live broadcast is my bride price?"
"I..."
"Deal! Without further ado, let's go now. Dropping
these words, Liu Yang ran away in a frenzy.
Xu Yu stood in place and pointed at himself blankly.
When did he say that the suite sent by the live broadcast was a bride price?
This is going to draw a man, and that's fun.
Just thinking about it, Zhou Yuan suddenly came over.
He stretched out his hand and took Xu Delirium's arm and looked at Xu Yu with a smile.
"Brother delusion, treat people equally, I want to have what Liu Yang has, and I also want to fall in love!"
Xu Delirium: ......
"What's the use of telling me? Am I Cupid or Moon Elder? Can I draw you a red line? Yuan'er, love is to be fought for by yourself, you know? "
This one by one really thought of him as Santa Claus, and almost took off his socks."
"Okay, I'll find my girlfriend, but the house..."
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