Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

Chapter 304: Unsealed, Gozo's True Body

Arata Ichito was about to smile and nod.

"I haven't seen you in a long time, you've lost to this kid dozens of times."

Arata Ichito's face suddenly drooped like a donkey.

"Gobain, if you can talk, then say more." He raised his fist, "Believe it or not, I can smash you into pieces with one punch."

Gobazo laughed awkwardly twice, "Ahem...don't be so excited. What is the reason you came to see me this time?"

Arata Ichito pulled his fist back and replied casually, "To save you from this pile of rocks."

"Ah, no." Gobazo refused.

Arata Ichito was not surprised, "Is it because it's not Kitsusai Palace?"

Wu Bai Zang suddenly became anxious again, "What do you mean it's not her? I just feel that it's warm in winter and cool in summer in this stone place, and it's comfortable to stay here. I don't want to go out so early..."

"Of course, if that stinky fox comes here to admit defeat in person, then we can give her some face..."

"So you still want to see her, right?" Arawaki Ichito ruthlessly exposed the other party's little thoughts.

“We…we!”

If it weren't for the stone, Aratake Ichito would probably have seen Gobazo's blushing face and angry neck.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore. The main reason I came here today is to give you a surprise."

"Surprise?" Gobazo became interested. "Can you prepare a surprise for me?"

"Hey, just watch out for yourself."

Arata Ichito chuckled, then closed his eyes, used the necromancy technique, and sent a message to Kitsusai Palace in his inner world.

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The inner world...

[I may have to trouble you later, Husaigong. ]

Arata Ichito's voice came after a long absence, and everyone looked up.

Hu Zhaigong blew out a puff of smoke and laughed, "Ah, is there anything about me?"

Miyu Chiyo scratched his head, "Huh? Could it be that Ichito has already allowed us to return to the real world?"

Hu Zhaigong looked up at the sky and said, "We will know the outcome of this matter later."

"You're right." Miyu Chiyo nodded, "But Kitsusai Palace, you're really lucky. You can get out again just after you came in."

Kitsune Saigiya laughed, "Chiyo, don't say that to me. It makes me look like a prisoner who has just been released from prison."

As she spoke, her figure disappeared, obviously she had been summoned by something.

Miyu Chiyo crossed her arms and sighed, "Ah, you are such a complete worker. I really envy you."

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"Well, I'm out?"

Kitsusai Palace suddenly appeared from Arakaki Ichito. She looked at his whole body and was still a little unbelievable.

"Yes, criminal 9527, today is the day you are released from prison, are you happy?" Aratake Ichito played the role of a prison guard and spoke the lines dryly without any emotion.

Hu Zhaigong rolled his eyes at him and said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense. Tell me, what do you want me to do this time?"

Arata Ichito smiled without saying anything, and slightly turned his body to reveal the statue behind him.

"That is... eh?" Kitsaigong looked at it for a moment, then seemed to have discovered something and subconsciously narrowed his eyes.

"Gobaizang?" Feeling a familiar breath, Kitsaigong called out.

The voice in the statue suddenly stopped, as if it couldn't believe what was happening before its eyes, as if a stone was stuck in its throat and it couldn't utter a word.

"Gobain?" Huzhaigong called again.

This time, a voice finally came out of the statue.

"Stinky...stinky fox?"

The voice trembled, as if doubt and temptation were still in his voice.

"Yes, otherwise how can it be considered a surprise?" Aratake Ichito took over the conversation.

The voice was silent for a few seconds...

Then...

"Ahhh!! You stinky fox! It's been five hundred years! Five hundred years! You're finally showing up!"

Wu Bai Zang wailed incessantly, and his voice spread and startled a flock of birds.

Even Aratake Ichito covered his ears silently.

And Kitsusai Palace knew that she was in the wrong and did not stop the other party. There was no other way. She was also partly responsible for the fact that Gohyakuzo was sealed for five hundred years.

"You stinky fox! Without any information, I thought you...you...Oh! Anyway, you have to apologize to me! And admit that I won the competition!"

Kitsaigong walked slowly to the stone statue, gently stroked it with his palm, a gentle smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but a trace of guilt flashed in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I'm the loser in this competition. You're the winner, Gohyukang."

Hearing Kitsunayagiya admitting personally that he had lost, Gobazo swept away his previous dejection, and even his tone was filled with pride and a hint of excitement.

“Ahem…hum, ahahahahahaha!”

Gobazo tried to hold back his laughter, but ultimately couldn't help it and let out a smug laugh.

"You stinky fox, you have finally met your end. Humph, I am indeed better than you~"

"By the way, since I won this competition, you stinky fox, please help me remove the seal. I have been here for five hundred years and I am almost exhausted."

Seeing Kitsukosaiguni, Gobazo was in a good mood. He no longer suppressed his desire for freedom and could not wait to let Kitsukosaiguni take action.

"I just feel that this stone is warm in winter and cool in summer. It's comfortable to stay here. I don't want to go out so early."

Aratake Ichito screamed at the top of his voice and repeated Gobazo's words word for word.

"You little bastard! Did I provoke you or offend you?"

Gobazo was so angry that if it weren't for the seal, he would probably have jumped over and bit Arawaki Ichido.

"Cuckoo~"

Hu Zhaigong watched the two of them perform funny acts, smiling so much that her body shook and she looked extremely charming.

Arata Ichito raised his eyebrows and argued unconvincedly, "Who told you to be so stubborn just now? You kept saying no, and you said it's warm in winter and cool in summer. I think it's more like the other way around."

"I...I won't bother with a young man like you, you stinky fox, stop laughing, help me remove the seal!"

Hu Zhaigong tried to stop laughing, and gathered his magic power in his hands, "Okay, I won't forget you, I will help you unblock it now."

Although her magical power has been greatly reduced compared to her heyday, it is more than enough to remove this seal.

The pink light shone on the stone statue, and with a crackling sound, the statue's outer skin continued to crack, and stone chips fell sparsely.

"Oh! I'm finally unblocked!"

Stone chips fell, and a figure leaped high into the sky, and rolled several times in the air like a Hot Wheels before landing on the ground.

"What's going on? You're so small. I thought that big raccoon cat was your real body. I'm really disappointed."

After seeing Gobazo's size clearly, Aradaki Ichito curled his lips in disappointment.

Gobazo is no different from all other raccoon cats. He is not the large stone statue of a raccoon cat, but the small raccoon cat lying on the big belly.

It really corrected Aratake Ichito's perception.

"Brat, I really don't know what's going on in your mind every day?"

Gobazo crossed his arms across his chest, and if it weren't for his body shape, it would really look like that.

Arata Ichito jerked his head back and looked at people with his nose, "What do you care? I brought the Kitsai Palace to you and you were just secretly happy, humph!"

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There are several opinions that Gohyukang is not a raccoon cat.

First, on that stone statue, names automatically appear above the raccoon cat’s head. For example, the raccoon cat on the left has a name above its head called Seibe ​​Kopan, and the raccoon cat on top of the stone statue’s head is Master Yoshi.

Gobazo's name comes from the little raccoon cat lying on the belly of the stone statue.

The second reason is that there seems to be no record saying that Gohyukang was the big stone statue, only his crimes were recorded.

The third is that Gohyukura is a monster from hundreds of years ago, but in the Mikawa Flower Festival, there are also Kinkaku and Ginkaku Tetsunosuke who are hundreds of years old. They are the same as other raccoon cats.

Of course, we can't simply conclude that the big stone statue is not Gobain, but the information I got is more inclined towards the little raccoon cat, so I wrote it like this. If it is backstabbed in the future, the author will change it immediately.

Ghana~~~~~~