Genshin Impact, I, Aradaki Ichito, don’t want to be a funny guy!

Chapter 297: 1 Fighting and Spraying 2 People



Chapter 297: 1 Fighting and Spraying 2 People

"Wait...wait a minute? Brother Yidou, did I hear you wrong just now? You too..."

Lei Hu's carefree look just now was instantly shattered. He looked around with a shifty look in his eyes, and his voice was deliberately lowered.

Arata Ichito immediately covered his mouth and turned his head away, "Leihu, recover a little and stop being so wretched. You look like this... to be honest, I really want to laugh."

"Vulgar...vulgar? Am I?"

Lei Hu looked back blankly, as if he wanted to get an answer from Wan Ye.

Wanye had a stern face, pursed lips, and a serious expression.

"Manye, did I look obscene just now?"

Lei Hu asked.

"Pfft...cough cough, Lei...Brother Lei Hu, the way you looked just now...shouldn't be obscene...right?"

Manye answered with difficulty.

"Then what are you laughing at?" Lei Hu said expressionlessly.

Wan Ye took a deep breath and calmed himself down, "Ahem, I wasn't laughing just now."

"You smiled."

"No."

"You smiled."

"That's absolutely not the case."

"Manye, when you want to snicker, you usually look up at the sky and press the inside of your right thumb with your right index finger."

"Well, I did laugh, but it was just because I thought of something happy." Wan Ye clenched his right fist and placed it under the tip of his nose, covering his lips.

"Qi Xiang gave birth to another cub?" Lei Hu had an abstract expression, and was so angry that he wanted to eat someone.

"Meow!!" Qixiang was furious. She stood up from Tokugawa Leihu's shoulder and slapped him in the face.

"Ouch~" Lei Hu screamed, he covered his cheek and said aggrievedly, "What does this have to do with me? Is this what Wan Ye wanted? Go and beat him up."

"Maybe she was scared by your expression just now." Arawaki Ichito added considerately.

Lei Hu suddenly turned his head and looked at Arata Ichito with a look that contained three parts of shock, three parts of sadness, three parts of dejection and one part of disbelief.

For a moment, he seemed to be a lonely man, abandoned by everyone and his situation was more than just miserable.

"Hurry up and hold it back. You're not a nagging woman. Stop acting so much."

Arata Ichito complained.

"Can you blame me for this? It's your fault that you all point the finger at me." Lei Hu straightened his clothes unhappily.

Arata Ichito waved his hand, "Alright, alright, let's talk business first."

"I've already said that we are companions. We probably have the same goal, which is to abolish the Eye Hunting Order and the National Closure Order, right?"

"That's right." Wan Ye nodded.

Arata nodded slightly, "If that's the case, I'm sure you have a careful plan, why not tell me about it."

But the next moment, seeing Lei Hu Wan Ye looking at each other in bewilderment, Huang Long Yidou sighed helplessly, "Okay, I know your plan, but there is no plan, right?"

Lei Hu looked into the distance, and Wan Ye looked up at the sky, but they did not dare to look at Huang Long Yidou.

Arata Ichito shook his head and stroked his forehead, "I beg you two to be more careful and not yell at injustice and then rush to die in a fit of anger, okay?"

"We all know that the Eye Hunting Order is not a good thing. After all, it was a decree proposed by the Fatui of Solstice. But the problem is that this decree was approved by General Thunder and issued."

"Now, you should understand that changing the will of God is as difficult as ascending to heaven. It will not happen overnight. If you want to use your blood and life to exchange for the other party's awakening, I can only say that you are dreaming."

"Speaking of which, let me give you a piece of news."

"The one who lives in the castle tower today is not the Thunder God, but just her puppet, who handles Inazuma affairs on her behalf."

After that, regardless of the shocked faces of Lei Hu and the others, Huang Long Yidou continued to talk, "As a puppet without any emotions, no matter how passionate you are, no matter how loud you shout, no matter how tragic your death is, it is just like flirting with a blind man."

"The other party probably won't even change his expression. If you really do that, believe me, the next day you two will become the biggest joke in the history of Inazuma City."

"The two idiots were so shameless as to want to resist the general's order, but they were captured by General Kujo Sara, and then beheaded by the general with a single blow."

After saying this, Lei Hu and Wan Ye remained motionless, as if their faces were nailed to the ground, unable to show any expression.

After a while, Lei Hu spoke stiffly, "Brother Yidou...what you said...is it true?"

"Would I lie to you?" Aragaki Ichito looked at Tokugawa Raiko seriously.

"Then... if it is true as Brother Yidou said, the current person living in the castle tower is a puppet of the general, then where is the real general?"

Wanye frowned and asked in confusion.

Arata Ichito poured a bucket of cold water on him directly, "It's useless. You don't have to think about meeting the real General of Thunder and changing her mind, because if you want to meet the Thunder God, you must first pass the level of General of Thunder."

"General Raiden is a puppet created by the Thunder God using his own body, and she herself resides in her sword, Dream One."

"If you want to see Thor, you must pass the general. But it is precisely because you cannot pass the general that you want to see Thor. This is a vicious circle. Do you understand?"

"So, does that mean there is no solution at all?!" A trace of annoyance appeared on Lei Hu's face, and his index finger tapped the handle of the knife unconsciously.

"Solution? I guess there is a solution that is not a solution." Aratake Ichito said, stroking his chin.

"Brother Yidou, if that's the case, don't keep us in suspense and tell us right away!"

After a dark cloud, there is always light at the end of the tunnel. Lei Hu's originally dim eyes immediately lit up again.

Arata Ichito smiled and said one word, "Wait."

"Wait?" Lei Hu tilted his head. "What kind of solution is this?"

Man Ye rubbed his brows, "I'm afraid it's literal."

Arata Ichito nodded and spread his hands, "Yes, that's exactly what it means. We are powerless to save the situation. We can only wait for external forces."

"What kind of solution is this?" Lei Hu's eyes widened. "We have discussed this for so long, and the conclusion we came to is to do nothing?"

"What else?" Aratake Ichito sneered, "What else can we do except wait for us? Can we get carried away and force our way into the castle tower, get taken down to fight a duel in front of the emperor, and then be hacked to death by General Raiden, and become a famous laughing stock in Inazuma Castle? That would be the best plan?"

Lei Hu's mouth twitched, "Can we not bring this up? I admit that I was a little impulsive, but you shouldn't belittle me like that. After all, I am sincere."

"Sincerity and recklessness are two different things. Don't talk about this matter first, Manye! I want to talk about you first!"

Arata Ichito pointed his finger at Kaedehara Manye.

"Ah?" Wan Ye pointed at himself in confusion. He didn't understand. How could he have attracted so much trouble when he hadn't said much at all?

"Wan Ye, isn't Lei Hu your brother? You really don't have any intention of persuading him. You just do whatever he says. If Lei Hu is stupid, will you follow him?"

"I..." Lei Hu opened his mouth to speak.

"Shut up!" Huang Long Yidou shouted coldly.

Lei Hu just shut up.

Arotaki Ichito then continued to teach Manye a lesson.

"You don't have to tell me you don't know. His thoughts are clearly written on his face. I don't believe you are blind and can't see it. Life is precious! Don't you understand?"

"You really don't want to live, and want to die with him? Or do you insist on being a warrior who brings honor to your family, and use your life to express your determination to be glorious? Aren't there only two of you in your family? Aren't you afraid that your father will chase you and chop you up after you die? Or have those four words "walk with you" a few months ago made you stupid? Are you still not awake now?!"

Araki Ito was talking with spit all over the place, and Lei Hu and Wan Ye were scolded so harshly, but they didn't even dare to raise their heads, and were extremely submissive.


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