socalfunplaces Chapter 383
Chapter 383
Long grassy mudflats, petrels tied to a broken stake.
Today it is a little different than it used to be.
It was washed clean, and a nice little red flower was tied to its head.
It's like a beautifully dressed woman, waiting for the scalper prince in her heart.
Now it is not interested in tender weeds, but "moo" non-stop.
The cry is very slow, and it is not so much a cry as a moan.
Lu Zhe and Jiang Yao Ningshu were like wearing auspicious clothes, covered with leaves and grass sap, lying behind a broken palm tree.
Ning Shu complained: "Lu Zhe, I thought you would be like a cowboy, bravely going to and hard steel with bulls, but I didn't expect to use beauty?"
Jiang Yao also said: "I didn't expect that one day I would also play immortal jump with you!" But seriously, Lu Zhe, add psilocybin mushrooms to Haiyan's forage, will our yogurt be contaminated?
Lu Zhe said a little helplessly: "I can't help it!" Besides, didn't you squeeze a few pounds yesterday? In recent days, if we don't collect its milk, won't it be over?
Jiang Yao pouted: "Hmph, you just want to eat fruit milk for a few more days."
Lu Zhe frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, it's not."
Ning Shu tilted his body: "Oh Yaoyao, don't say it, the fruit milk is really delicious, you can try it one day."
Jiang Yao shook her head: "You are all hentai men and women, I am a normal girl, so I can't drink that kind of thing!"
Lu Zhe said: "Remember what the squad leader saved you on the first day of exile on the desert island?" That than fruit milk... Ah! "
Shhhh Lu Zhe! The
two girls' little hands pinched Lu Zhe's waist together!
"It hurts, it hurts..."
"I can't think about it right now."
"Forget about this black history!"
"Hey, don't pinch don't pinch it! Why haven't cows come yet? Yaoyao, is your flower arrangement a little abrupt?
"Doesn't it mean that cows get excited when they see red?" I'm also pushing them to get into rhythm quickly!
"Big sister, is that an excitement?"
"There's always a sense of voyeurism, and I feel that shallow is more suitable for this kind of thing."
As he spoke, the sound of another cow barking seemed to be heard in the distance.
"It's coming!"
The three of them crouched down together, looking at the petrel from between the leaves!
After a while, sure enough, a cow came over, it was slightly larger than the petrel, slightly darker in color, and had horns of about 10 cm on its head!
This is a bull!
Ning Shu asked, "Now?"
"No, now rush up and run properly!"
"When will that be?"
"Wait until it can't run away!"
The cow looked at the petrel, but the petrel did not look at it, still tilting its head slightly, and the "moo" hummed non-stop.
The cow circled around the petrel and the stump, and seeing that the petrel did not have any emotions of refusal, he began to approach the petrel!
At this moment, both girls felt guilty.
Gradually, the bull began to use its neck to Zeng Haiyan's neck?
Jiang Yao frowned: "Hey, it's so dirty!"
Ning Shu glanced at Lu Zhe and said, "Maybe it's the instinct of mammals, innate.
Jiang Yao frowned: "It seems that there is no positive significance for reproduction!"
Ning Shu said: "You don't understand, maybe there is?"
Lu Zhe said in a low voice: "You guys are quiet, don't scare away!"
Finally getting down to business!
It was also at this moment that Lu Zhe shouted violently: "It's now!" Then
, with a whoosh, the rope sleeve swooped over!
Jiang Yao and Ning Shu were stunned for a moment, and quickly followed with a large bundle of ropes.
The bull was taken aback by this sudden change!
Lu Zhe threw it over, put it on the bull's head accurately, and then pulled it back hard.
Huge force, directly drag it to the ground!
This cow was so confused that he never dreamed of encountering such a thing!
Angry, I want to get up and turn overhead!
Lu Zhefei pounced and held down the two front hooves, "click" twice, and handcuffed the two front hooves of the cow together!
Succeed with flying colors!
Once the front hooves of the cow are tied together, it is difficult to get up.
At this time, Jiang Yao and Ning Shu arrived, and Lu Zhe tied the neck of the bull head and cow well!
Uncuff again, you can't run away this time!
"Haha, you're done!"
"Sweeping away pornography and not catching rape in bed!"
"The key is fishing law enforcement, it's too exciting."
Haiyan turned around, and there seemed to be a little resentment in his innocent eyes.
"Nice job!"
"Moo..."
Lu Zhe smiled: "See, this method is good!"
"Mainly the little red flowers I brought to Petrel!"
"What's next?"
Lu Zhe thought for a while: "Well, first bring back to the camp, and then come back, as the law concocted, get a few more cows!" "
What about Petrel?"
"Hmm... Let it go for a while! It's not like there are peepers, let's hurry! "Good
!"
Three men led the bull back to the camp and found a sturdy stake to tie it up.
And then go catch the cow!
After waiting for several hours, the second bull was nowhere to be seen.
All three were a little tired, one staring at the cow, and the other two playing five-way chess with stones and shells on the ground.
At half past three in the afternoon, there were no cows coming, and the three people discussed it, or they would go back.
Catching a bull in one day is also very good!
But just as Lu Zhe was about to lead the petrel, they heard the cow cry again, and a cow with white hair on its chest came out of the grass!
Is the second victim coming?
The three of them quickly leaned down!
But then, something surprising happened, and another hazel bull came from the other direction.
The two cows seemed to have come to Haiyan, and when they came here, they both saw each other.
They stared at each other, and a discordant mood arose.
Even Lu Zhe couldn't help but get nervous.
Ning Shu complained: "This is good, or you won't come for half a day, and you will come two!"
Lu Zhe also had a little headache: "What to do about this?"
"Do you want a first come, first come?"
"How about a first-come, first-come, first-come, and discuss the day of the week who is on duty?"
"I'm talking about which one do we catch first?"
"Well, when I didn't say it!"
"Shh, whisper, they're going to fight!"
"Haha, I like watching solo the most! Yaoyao, which one do you bet on? "
Bring the white-haired one!"