socalfunplaces Chapter 122
Chapter 122
Chapter 122
"Nine, five, 27?
Do you eat shit? ".
Niulanshan roared, "Aren't you going to sweep the shit?"
Cang Yun replied blankly, "Yes."
Silently picked up the broom, and went to sweep the shit.
It's been a full month since the anniversary.
Cangyun's daily job is to sweep shit, and he can sweep the pile of shit every day. Cangyun is lucky, and he doesn't do any other work.
In less than a month, Cang Yun's ambitions were all eroded in shit.
Cang Yun sometimes feels vaguely that he is a dung beetle.
The job of this generation is to sweep shit, let's go on like this, not to mention secretly investigating the Baihu family and rescuing Sirius Xinglang.
I ask God to worship Buddha without any stench.
"If you can't finish cleaning today, then help me eat the rest!"
The roar of Niulan Mountain came from behind. If we say that the clouds in the past must have been full of enthusiasm, but now there are almost no waves in my heart, just to sweep the shit silently.
This county palace occupies a large area, and Cang Yun has been here for a month.
Although we haven't stepped out of the heaven, we can still use Niulanshan's words to get a general understanding.
There are 168 county palaces.
The Heavenly Court is the last courtyard, the 165th entrance, and the last three entrances are the courtyards that Cangyun passes every time and the lower-level handyman where he lives.
The county king and other nuclear family members are all between 68 and 128 years old, and this place is heavily guarded, and it is definitely not a place for slave Cangyun in the clothes of low-level handymen to enter.
Even if Cang Yun stepped into the yard within 164, he would be dragged to the dog immediately.
The county palace is full of bans, and there are so many experts, Cang Yun dare not act rashly.
And the shit that Cangyun sweeps every day is the product of a monster named Sanyuanxiong, three ape-headed bears, and three heads who quarrel every day, especially the rattle, hundreds of feet high, eating and pulling a lot, is the county The darling of the palace.
These three ape bears are arrogant and completely ignore the handyman Cang Yun, and may eat two when they are happy.
Fortunately, Cang Yun did not encounter this monster hair, but sometimes the three ape bears deliberately waited for Cang Yun to come to defecate.
They wanted to kill Cang Yun with shit, but luckily Cang Yun could hide quickly, otherwise it would be a lifetime of pain.
Since the three ape bears failed to shit on Cangyun, they held a grudge and were determined to succeed once.
So I don't have the idea of eating clouds all the time.
Today, as soon as Cang Yun entered the Tianyuan, he didn't smell shit, so he knew that the three apes and bears were going to attack him today.
He hastily took adequate precautions and walked slowly to the center of the courtyard.
In the corner, a fly-sized object moved quietly toward the clouds, leaping within a foot of the clouds.
At the same time, its body soared into the sky, revealing its real person.
It was these three ape-bears, three ape-bears rising to a foot or so, twittering and grinning as they bent down, with their heads and buttocks facing the same direction, throwing a black-yellow substance from the lower part of their bodies three inches below the navel , as fast as a meteor.
"Good boy, when did you learn to shrink your hands?"
Yun Duo was startled, and spun straight down under his feet. Relying on his mysterious body skills, he simply escaped the attack of this shit.
Unexpectedly, the three apes and bears were well prepared, and fired their shit like a machine gun. Each shit was the size of a human head, and it was definitely not easy to fall on them.
Cang Yun cursed secretly, why is this monster so disgusting, but the firing speed is so fast that it can only dodge left and right, but fortunately, Cang Yun's strength is far superior to the three apes and bears, otherwise there is a real possibility of being hit.
The three apes and bears drank two cups of tea, but did not hit Cang Yun.
They shouted angrily, ran out of bullets, yelled loudly, turned around, and even started exercising, while continuing to shoot.
"Why does this look so familiar?
Isn't that how my body works? ".
Cang Yun was really surprised this time. Of course, the mountain was more handy, because the movements of the three apes and the bear looked like babies learning to walk.
Another cup of tea, the clouds were spotless, and the three apes and the bear sweated and never survived.
Cang Yun smiled and looked at the three apes and the bear.
The three ape-bears had long snot flowing into their mouths.
The three mouths sucked at the same time, making Cang Yun sick.
"Can you avoid all this?"
The three apes bear Muna said that this was the first time the three apes and the bear opened their mouths, and their voices were very sharp.
Cang Yun was holding a broom, but it looked like a spear, with a ferocious momentum, he walked towards the three apes and bears step by step.
With the inexplicable fear in the hearts of the three apes and bears, they actually retreated step by step, a few steps back, feeling something was wrong.
I was up against a lower level handyman.
Before, this kind of thing was just my own snack, how could I be afraid today?
I couldn't help the anger from my heart, I wanted to growl, but I saw the clouds in my eyes, and it became like a kitten wailing.
"Do you want to try again?"
Cang Yun walked up to the three ape bears and asked. Although Yun Duo only reached the waist of the three ape bears, they felt very small in front of Yun Duo. He shook his head timidly when he heard Yun Duo ask a question.
"What a nice boy, tell me, where did you learn the gait?"
Cang Yun continued to ask with a smile.
Three two-clawed apes and a bear clenched their mouths and shook their heads.
"Don't tell me?"
Cang Yun's face suddenly flashed from a smile, staring at the three ape bears, the three ape bears were trembling all over.
If they didn't use it too much, they would have to do it again: "I, the young master taught me, he won't let me, otherwise he will peel me, me, my skin."
Cang Yun frowned slightly, and secretly said, how could the young master of the White Tiger Clan know his body skills?
Was his own brother here to teach the swordsmanship of this door?
Or, what is the relationship between the White Tiger family and their own school?
Both of these possibilities were too low, but Cang Yun couldn't think of any reasonable explanation for the moment.
"You, how can you be so good, you still come to be a low-level handyman.
"The three apes and the bear stared at the cloud in a daze and asked weakly.
Cang Yun took a look at the three apes and bears, only to realize that it was another monster with an upright personality and an unflattering IQ.
Demons always have this shortcoming, which is collectively referred to as the period of underdeveloped spiritual wisdom. After a certain period, some have reached a certain age, and some have reached a certain level of cultivation, the demons can use their brains and reach a new level.
And the three orangutans and the bear are not immediately obvious.
Cang Yun has studied the "Demon Battle Picture", and still has some understanding of these three apes and bears, but the "Demon Battle Picture" written by the predecessors did not pay attention to these three apes, bears and other monsters, so the description is not detailed, but it is Summarized as a very ignorant monster.
""I?
Um, am I great? ".
Cang Yun asked back.
The three orangutans and the bear scratched their heads: "Your skills are very good, but there is no evil power, I, I don't know."
Cang Yun pretended to sigh sadly: "Hey, what do you know?"
I owed a lot of money, and my magic power was poisoned by the creditor. I was forced to sell myself to the Baihu family and became a low-level handyman. "
Looking at the faces of the three orangutans and the bear suddenly, Cang Yun felt that he couldn't bear to deceive a mentally handicapped man.
"It's disrespectful."
Three orangutans and a bear worship upside down.
Cang Yun was satisfied with this reaction.
"Would it be good for me if I ate you?"
After all, the body of a High Demon is a great tonic in itself.
".
When the three apes and the bear looked up, they were already drooling, dripping all over the floor.
Suddenly, Cang Yun had three thoughts in his mind.
First of all, don't talk to idiots.
Second, don't talk to idiots.
Third, don't talk to idiots!
"Thief!
What a great idea! ".
Cang Yun scolded secretly in his heart, but he had to admit that San Yuanxiong's statement was not wrong, but now San Yuanxiong has recovered his real body, staring at the cloud, drooling like a waterfall.
"Fuck you, die or die!
You cannot be eaten by this animal! ".
Cang Yun said secretly that he stretched out his hand and drew a Jiuling Mountain talisman on his back.
The three ape bears didn't notice a small brown rune on top of their heads, and their bodies immediately fell to the ground with a roar, as if being suppressed by nine mountains.
I can't even open my mouth to cry.
"How dare you think differently?"
Yun Yun asked coldly.
Cang Yun knew that the three apes and bears must be completely subdued now.
The three apes and the bear begged, looked at the cloud, and nodded vigorously.
Cang Yun withdrew the Fu, and the three apes and bears changed back to a size of one foot.
They looked at Cang Yun with pity, and Cang Yun said: "If you change your mind, I will peel your skin first!"
The three ape bears hurriedly covered their chests with their hands, panting.
Cang Yun wanted to kick him twice: "Listen, although my demon power is gone, there is always a way to save my life, just hum if you dare to say it."
The three apes and the bear covered their mouths and said, "No, I dare not."
Cang Yun breathed a sigh of relief, looked around and said, "Sweep the shit for me."
"what?"
The three apes and the bear said, "Isn't this your job?"
Cang Yun said angrily, "Don't scratch your skin!"
"Yes."
The three ape bears dared to resist, and immediately picked up the broom to sweep up the excrement. Cang Yun happily idled, watching, and from time to time instructed the three ape bears how to clean up.
"Ok?"
Hearing footsteps in the distance, Cang Yun flashed to the three apes and bears: "Give me the broom, you guys go, don't mention it to other monsters today."
The three orangutans and the bear didn't know what they had, dared not ask any more questions, and left in a hurry.
Soon, Niulanshan pulled the two monsters into the courtyard in the sky.
These two Yao Cangyun had seen them before, they were both low-level handymen who came with him, but they didn't usually communicate with each other.
Niulanshan pulled a demon with one leg, dragging it like a dead dog. The two demons closed their eyes and groaned.
Obviously, they were beaten like this by Niulanshan.
"Why is it so dirty today?
Scan it! ".
Niulanshan shouted when he saw Yun Duo in a daze.
"What happened to them?"
Cang Yun couldn't help asking.
""them?
These two are mountain fish demons.
Today, your family wants to eat delicious fish, but they lack these two.
When they say they want to eat, they actually want to run away.
I caught them and now they are sent to the kitchen.
".
Niulanshan talked as he walked, as if he had just returned from the vegetable market.
"here?!"
Although Cang Yun had known for a long time that the life of a low-level handyman was like dirt, he did not expect to face this day with such a shock.
A shock to the heart.
Where is the power of demons?
Life is like dirt.
Looking at the figure in the distance of Niulan Mountain, Cang Yun suddenly thought of a question, that is, what is the smell of the mountain fish demon.
"If I had known I would take a bite, then I don't think I would give Niulanshan two pots."
Cang Yun just laments that his life is like dirt, and now that he has regained the consciousness of a chef, the first thing he thinks of is the taste of the ingredients.
What's more, Cang Yun is not a good person, nor a believer, and his hands are covered with blood.
I don't know how much meat the chef demons at Tianyuanlou cut, although most of them were inspired by Cangyun and didn't do it themselves.
In Cang Yun's view, this is no different.
After a while, Niulanshan came back humming and murmuring again.
Cang Yun didn't want to have too much contact with Niulanshan.
He lowered his head to sweep the excrement, but Niulanshan went straight to himself.
"Nine o'clock, five o'clock, 27 o'clock!"
Niulanshan let out a flat cry, but it was still loud.
Cang Yun instinctively told himself that there was nothing good, so he raised his head ignorantly and said, "What's going on?"
"Not enough food."
Niulanshan's eyes are straight.
"Oh"
"So I'm going to have to find another junior handyman."
"Oh"
"But I'm too lazy to go."
"Oh"
"I happened to see you, you look thin and tender, you should have good taste."
"thank you"
"Then come with me."
"Cat thief!"
Cang Yun turned countless thoughts in an instant, is he going to kill this Niulan Mountain now?
I'm not sure I can kill with one hit, and I'm not sure I won't make a lot of noise.
Either way, it's unnecessary trouble.
If you can't carry out your own plan, you will die in the county palace.
How to do?
"What are you waiting for?
Let's go.
".
Niulanshan stretched out a big hand and grabbed Cang Yun, its vigor was like a monster.
Fortunately, Cang Yun said that he did not act rashly, and still underestimated Niulanshan.
What made him even more unexpected was that the housekeeper of a certain county government of Baihu's family had such repairs.
Niulanshan never expected that Cangyun would resist.
Cang Yun couldn't make up his mind for a while, so he had to follow Niulan Mountain first.
This is the first time Cang Yun walked out of the heaven.
Under the surveillance of Niulan Mountain, Cang Yun didn't dare to look around and followed closely behind Niulan Mountain.
Up until the front of a very large building, the aroma from inside indicated that this was the kitchen.
Cang Yun's first thought was that such a big kitchen is enough to bring me such a small demon.
On second thought, the king of the county may be particular about the taste and doesn't need too many ingredients, and the energy contained in the ingredients is not in terms of size.
The kitchen of the county palace has many similarities with the Tianyuan building.
Cang Yun is no stranger to all kinds of decorations. The only difference is that the layout of the kitchen is as regular as that of the royal dining room, showing the style and rigor of the royal family everywhere.
In particular, the slogan on the wall similar to Long Live the White Tiger is a unique finishing touch.
Niulanshan roared, "Old Zhang!"
The side dishes have already been delivered, don't ask me to deliver any more.
Not an easy job for a low level handyman! ".
A high-pitched voice inside promised, "Okay, let him come!"
Niulanshan pushed Cangyun: "Let's go."
Then turn and walk away.
Cang Yun had a strange feeling in his heart that he was going to die for the fish. The demons here saw that it was the most normal and common thing to allow him to be slaughtered in the past. Cang Yun should have been killed as a side dish in the past.
"Side dishes, come here!"
Lao Zhang shouted from a distance.
Cang Yun walked over step by step, his mind suddenly changed, he wanted to catch a demon as a substitute.
Anyway, the kitchen is very wide, and many of them are very busy, interspersed with huge kitchen utensils, so Cang Yun's hands may not be noticed.
"you are stupid!
I can't even cut an onion! ".
Old Zhang's voice shouted.
Cang Yun looked down and saw a spider elf standing on two legs with a human head, the remaining six legs coiled around his chest, scolding a chubby demon.
This, this onion is a product of the Nether, and this is the first time I have seen it.
The fat devil can tell.
"If you can't even cut off the things in the lower world, how dare you refute them?"
Old Zhang Aviation, with six arms trembling in the air: "Where is Xiaocai?"
Are you coming? ".
Cang Yun was overjoyed and said, "I'm here, but I can chop onions!"
"Do you know?"
Old Zhang was puzzled.
Cang Yun didn't answer, strode over, picked up the kitchen knife on the wooden board, and cut a bunch of onions into fine pieces in an instant. The skill made Lao Zhang's tongue wide open, and the fat demon was dumbfounded.
"Why cut it like this?"
Lao Zhang and Fat Yao asked at the same time.
"Well, here it is."
Cang Yun broke out in a cold sweat, and said, "It's so delicious to fry green onions in this shape."
Lao Zhang and Fatty thought to themselves, "That's it."
"Okay, side dishes, lie down."
Old Zhang just pointed to the blackboard.
Cang Yun said, "I can not only cut green onions, but also other things."
""so what?
I need side dishes.
".
Old Zhang shrugged.
"Great!"
Cang Yun promised to beat the fat demon unconscious, and carried it on the chessboard: "It's not bad to use him as a side dish, I can make this fat body fat but not greasy."
Lao Zhang hesitated for a moment: "But the deal is to eat low-level handymen, 9527."
Cang Yun put clothes on the fat man immediately.
Lao Zhang scratched his head: "It seems to be all right."
Cang Yunhei smiled. In the past few days, sometimes he was ruthless, and soon a piece of tender meat with scallion oil was placed in front of Lao Zhang. After tasting it, Lao Zhang nodded frequently: "It's delicious, it must taste like being with the mountain fish demon better."
Cang Yun salivated: "Can you let me taste the meat of the mountain fish demon?"
Old Zhang said, "Yes, look what's missing."
Cang Yun took a small piece of the meat of the mountain fish demon, like the best tuna, smelled it, it had a faint fragrance of mountain delicacy.
Once eaten, it melts in the mouth but retains a bit of a chew, which is really tasty.
Cang Yun immediately found some spicy ingredients, made a spicy sauce with a little scallion oil and tender meat, and handed it to Lao Zhang.
Lao Zhang took a bite and cried strangely: "Well, the county king is satisfied today, will Lao Zhang be promoted?"
Old Zhang Huan was carrying two large panshan fish demon sashimi and tender meat served with scallion oil.
The sauce remained, leaving only a cloud.
"what should I do?"
Cang Yun looked around, the other monsters didn't pay much attention here, quietly put on their own clothes, the just fat monster, and that 9527 was already dead, Cang Yun suddenly turned into a kitchen worker.
In the past, the residence of the junior handyman could no longer be visited. Fortunately, the kitchen has never stopped, and Cang Yun can stay forever. I believe there will be no monsters to spy on him.
In order not to appear too redundant, Cang Yun started to help around, and quickly met a large number of monsters, as if they already knew each other, which was normal, as if Cang Yun was about to die when he first came in.
Will a group of people who seem to know each other wear a mask called enthusiasm?
At the same time, this mask is also called Mo Ran.
Cang Yun doubts whether the monsters here really exist and live.
Or are the demons here just some walking dead with no future, or have they turned themselves into empty shells?
In this environment, it is best to prove that the field is small and the city is large.
So many shells that do cover you, but don't really care about your existence, isn't that the best way to be invisible?
For three consecutive days, Cang Yun's messy half-familiar face in the kitchen was not the one that impressed all the monsters.
It can only be said that there is a sense of existence, but there is no existence.
Most of the food in the demon world is low-level demons, mixed with some spirit beasts from the fairy world, monsters from the demon world, and some accessories from the ghost world.
Can the ingredients of the County Prince's Mansion be compared to Tianyuan Building?
Wealth is not much better than the royal family, and Cang Yun has experienced too many slaughters there, sometimes just to slaughter a little bit of high-end ingredients.
The bodies of the trolls were piled up, the bodies of the spirit beasts were stiff, and the beasts were dirty and rotten, and they were quickly disposed of.
Ghostworld material is either hallucinatory or insane, and used just right, it can have unexpected effects.
The peach iron of the demon is too cruel.
Looking at other worlds, even the lower world, such scenes, such massacres are still going on.
Is this respect for appetite or contempt for life?
Cang Yun couldn't think of a result.
When you walk into this kitchen, isn't it part of the feast?
If it wasn't for knocking down the fat demon with one punch, Cang Yun would not have been eaten.
Facing the powerful external world, weak creatures have a lot of helplessness.
Devil's Feast.
The demon's gluttony.
A feast of overeating.
Food was bland.
This is not only a gluttonous feast for demons, but also a gluttonous feast for humans.
Cang Yun sighed and could only do the job at hand.
After a few days, even Lao Zhang began to think that Cang Yun was a monster in this kitchen.
Cangyun has its own space for activities.
After all, Cang Yun didn't mix in and become a chef.
Cang Yun is very concerned about whether the three apes and bears can use his body.
So Cang Yun returned to the courtyard in the sky.
Three apes and bears are walking leisurely and bored in the courtyard in the sky, and there is a monster crushed to death on the ground.
"Three Apes and Three Bears."
Cang Yun cried.
"Ok?"
The three apes and the bear looked back: "What about you?"
Ah, here you are.
".
Cang Yun smiled and said, "Just call me the boss."
This is the simplest and clearest name here.
"Okay, boss."
The three ape bears opened their three big mouths at the same time and grinned, "Chief, long time no see. How did you get the chef's clothes?"
Cang Yun didn't want to explain too much, and said, "I have my own way, I don't need to ask."
Let me ask you, do you know who he learned from when he was the young master? ".
The three apes and bears looked at Cang Yun pitifully and said: "Well, the chief, the young master won't let me say it. I really don't know who he learned it from. He is in a good mood. I made him happy that day, and he took the Those physical skills passed on to me."
"What else do you know?"
Yun asked.
The three ape bears said frankly: "I just remember the little master said that you can't lose to others, and you want to find a master who is as good as him, but I don't know who it is."
Boss, that's all I know. "
Knowing that the three apes and bears were silent, Cang Yun said, "Then can you bring the young master here so I can have a look?"
"what?"
Three apes and a bear stand on the scene.
(End of this chapter)